UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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CYCLER HANSEN: The terrible Swede. SIS JANKE: Hlanck? No! Yank? No l ! Yank-cc? No ! I I Yonk? No! l l ! A dashing heart smasherf' CHNEIDER GUSTAVE SCHWARZ: Zwei lager. Den zentsf' MARX' ETCHEVERR vc Mary, put the kettle on, and We'll all take tea.', A. BAER: Two merry Baers are We, J. BAER: With grizzly's main propensity? Mow GREEN! When love is strong It Or never tarries to take heed, know if its return exceed Its gift, in its haste no Burning celluloid belong. 'MFEDDYH O'BR1EN: Q' DANCING RINCKEL: PIPE REGNART: JOHN L. SULLIVAN: DAD CONNER: We hail from the land of sagebrush, silver, and sand. CThey may have the sand, but they have no silver.j May never lady press his lips, his proffered love returning, Who makes a furnace of his mouth, and keeps his chimney burning, May each true woman shun his sight for fear his fumes should choke her, For none but those who smoke themselves, have kisses for a smoker. A H John L., a mighty man is he, With large and sinewy hands, And the muscles of his brawny arms Are strong as iron bands. Only a teacher! Ah, who can know The hopes that were thine a few years ago, The fond hopes that burnt like ire in thy breast, And have brought you naught but a vague unrest ? Only a teacher! 58

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WALLIE READING: Oh, my! I have to work so hard I donlt have time for a square meal ! LONELY TOBRINER: 'tWhile he was not born in the beginning, and has not yet acquired all the knowledge in sight, he can comfort himself just like a man who knows it all. BLONDY ANDERSON: If a patient should return a plate to you, A first-class remedy is to try a little glueg . If this should fail, the next best thing to do Would be to try my patent method of a tack , or two.' ' HARRX' LEPPO: 'Society buds often develop into bloomersf' 'Freshmen VV'here did you come from, Freshy, dear? Out of the backwoods into the here, Where did you get those trousers gray ? Mama made them in half a day. MOUNTAINEER BAXTER: Ye crags and peaks, I'll be with you once again. COUNT NOVITZKY: A mere court butterfly, That flutters in the pageant of a monarch. Charlie sneers at curls, as his hair grows scant, CHARLIE AYRES: . and Filbert slanders apples because he has FILBERT CADENA: H no teeth. JAY WILSON: Some jay birds sing 'Joost' so sweetly. TOMMY BARR' These three hammer side by side, ' They fill the room with glee. JIM DOMENICONI: ST. DOMINIC ALBERTI: A dentist chair they soon will slide, And many patients see. 57

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WIFE SIEFERD: One word can charm all wrongs away,- The sacred name of wife. PETE H VVOOLSEY: I go, I gog look hovTfI go, Swifter than arrow from Tartar's bow. BILLIIE SHEPARD: A mountain shepherd boy am I, And for my flocks I ever sigh.' SLY SEYDEL: The sly fox barks not when he would steal the lamb. AGUINALDO AI.DUNA'rIf:: The Chilean maid that loves, Goes out to sea upon a shattered plank, VVho puts her trust in thee for safety. HARRY GATEST: 'IOnly a woman's hair. CkThere was no name on the slender packet, when found on the Gatetsll' KD EDDIE BETTERTON Z Th tif B' .1 f' SAMMY BLOCK l 6 VO S Says Betty to Sammy B. with derisive irony, IDO you think you can carry me ?' Says Sammy to Betty, ' Square up with your elbow joint, And you'll find, however slim I be, I always carry my pointf ARCHIE DICK: We'Ife scanned the actions of his daily life With all the industrious malice of a foe, And nothing meets our eyes but deeds of honor. PAINFUL HARSHALL: Ashamed to toil, art thou? Ashamed of thy dusty work-bench ? JESSE CHILTON: It was the foot of Chilton that first pressed Fore- father's Rockf' HENRY STRRN: Oh, sirsl I must not tell my age, for my birth is long passed and shall never be dated. FREDDIE STAPPF: EDNVIN MAUIQ: HDEARESTH MILBERRV: FRITZ McMArHz t i ,, 111611 S I' UU. JIM MCGOUGH: P 'O From their labor health and content- PERCY GASIQILL: FREDIJII-: STOKES: 59