UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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WALLIE READING: Oh, my! I have to work so hard I donlt have time for a square meal ! LONELY TOBRINER: 'tWhile he was not born in the beginning, and has not yet acquired all the knowledge in sight, he can comfort himself just like a man who knows it all. BLONDY ANDERSON: If a patient should return a plate to you, A first-class remedy is to try a little glueg . If this should fail, the next best thing to do Would be to try my patent method of a tack , or two.' ' HARRX' LEPPO: 'Society buds often develop into bloomersf' 'Freshmen VV'here did you come from, Freshy, dear? Out of the backwoods into the here, Where did you get those trousers gray ? Mama made them in half a day. MOUNTAINEER BAXTER: Ye crags and peaks, I'll be with you once again. COUNT NOVITZKY: A mere court butterfly, That flutters in the pageant of a monarch. Charlie sneers at curls, as his hair grows scant, CHARLIE AYRES: . and Filbert slanders apples because he has FILBERT CADENA: H no teeth. JAY WILSON: Some jay birds sing 'Joost' so sweetly. TOMMY BARR' These three hammer side by side, ' They fill the room with glee. JIM DOMENICONI: ST. DOMINIC ALBERTI: A dentist chair they soon will slide, And many patients see. 57

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PETALUMA PHILLIPS! When the fox hath once got in his nose, He'll soon find means to make his body ' follow. JOSIE FINLEY: How many hearts have you broken, By the honeyed words you have spoken? How many maids do you daily entrance By the magical charm of your glance ? WEB-FOO'FED XITAUGHN : 'L The empty vessel makes the greatest sound. KENTUCKY CAssIDv: He was perfumed with vile tobaccog And twix his finger and his thumb he held A cigarette, which ever and anon He gave his open mouth. T BROTHER ELLER: Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a sort, if As if he mocked himself and scorned his spirit That he could be moved to smile at anything. DEAR HART,' FOSTER: List to the wo of a student, Who sang to his ladye faire, And found that not the ladye, But her brutal ,pa was there. FARMER OSTROM : You play the spaniel, and think by that wagging of your tongue to win me. CHAP WHITE: Never did a foolish thing g Never did a wise one. BRICK MCKEE: A man with red hair will have red hair till he dyes. -- IRISH BROAD: He is a roystering jolly good fellow, Who's always prepared for a Hingg But yet he has one failing accursed,- He thinks he is able to sing. NEVADA MORGAN.: His loud laugh spoke a vacant mind. JOE BLACKBURN: What! is the jay more precious than the lark, Because his feathers are more beautiful? Or is the adder better than the eel, Because his painted skin contents the eye ? 56

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CYCLER HANSEN: The terrible Swede. SIS JANKE: Hlanck? No! Yank? No l ! Yank-cc? No ! I I Yonk? No! l l ! A dashing heart smasherf' CHNEIDER GUSTAVE SCHWARZ: Zwei lager. Den zentsf' MARX' ETCHEVERR vc Mary, put the kettle on, and We'll all take tea.', A. BAER: Two merry Baers are We, J. BAER: With grizzly's main propensity? Mow GREEN! When love is strong It Or never tarries to take heed, know if its return exceed Its gift, in its haste no Burning celluloid belong. 'MFEDDYH O'BR1EN: Q' DANCING RINCKEL: PIPE REGNART: JOHN L. SULLIVAN: DAD CONNER: We hail from the land of sagebrush, silver, and sand. CThey may have the sand, but they have no silver.j May never lady press his lips, his proffered love returning, Who makes a furnace of his mouth, and keeps his chimney burning, May each true woman shun his sight for fear his fumes should choke her, For none but those who smoke themselves, have kisses for a smoker. A H John L., a mighty man is he, With large and sinewy hands, And the muscles of his brawny arms Are strong as iron bands. Only a teacher! Ah, who can know The hopes that were thine a few years ago, The fond hopes that burnt like ire in thy breast, And have brought you naught but a vague unrest ? Only a teacher! 58