UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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PETALUMA PHILLIPS! When the fox hath once got in his nose, He'll soon find means to make his body ' follow. JOSIE FINLEY: How many hearts have you broken, By the honeyed words you have spoken? How many maids do you daily entrance By the magical charm of your glance ? WEB-FOO'FED XITAUGHN : 'L The empty vessel makes the greatest sound. KENTUCKY CAssIDv: He was perfumed with vile tobaccog And twix his finger and his thumb he held A cigarette, which ever and anon He gave his open mouth. T BROTHER ELLER: Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a sort, if As if he mocked himself and scorned his spirit That he could be moved to smile at anything. DEAR HART,' FOSTER: List to the wo of a student, Who sang to his ladye faire, And found that not the ladye, But her brutal ,pa was there. FARMER OSTROM : You play the spaniel, and think by that wagging of your tongue to win me. CHAP WHITE: Never did a foolish thing g Never did a wise one. BRICK MCKEE: A man with red hair will have red hair till he dyes. -- IRISH BROAD: He is a roystering jolly good fellow, Who's always prepared for a Hingg But yet he has one failing accursed,- He thinks he is able to sing. NEVADA MORGAN.: His loud laugh spoke a vacant mind. JOE BLACKBURN: What! is the jay more precious than the lark, Because his feathers are more beautiful? Or is the adder better than the eel, Because his painted skin contents the eye ? 56

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DAGO BURNS : Please repeat the question 5 I don't quite understand it, doctor. PIKE AUSTIN : His wit invites you by his looks to come, But when you knock, it never is at home. 'YON GINNO Csee Co-edsj: We still have talked together, And for some time learned, played, ate together, U And vvhereso'er We Went, like -Iuno's swans Still we were coupled and inseparable. WILLIE Tiworg Ay, sirg to be honest as the college goes, is to lose one's instruments. JUDGE MOGAN : 'A 'Tis hard if all is false that we advance, A fool must now and then be right by chance. SAGEBRUSH RULIsoN: How mute he would be if he were forbidden ' to speak well of himself and evil of others. SWEDY BERGSTROM : I loathe not that low Vice, curiosity. CASADAV-H Here ! 'l L' Tho' I know you're perfection, Have had a first section, Are above correction, I must ask you a question. CROPS GRIDER : Hain't I got a hard name, nohow? 'l GEORGIE AIKEN : Strong were his hopes a rival to remove, With blandishments to gain this public lovef' WINDY ROGERS z What some people need more than anything else is change, they may have dollars and not same. IULIE BERNHEIM: You are well made-have some common sense, and do not lack all imprudencef' DANNIE CocKER'roN: Don't doubt his sex or take him for a girl. ART I-IACKET: You are the hare of whom the proverb goes, Whose valor plucks dead lions by the beard. PHIL CUMMINGS: I always have faith in a boy that blushesf' 55

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WALLIE READING: Oh, my! I have to work so hard I donlt have time for a square meal ! LONELY TOBRINER: 'tWhile he was not born in the beginning, and has not yet acquired all the knowledge in sight, he can comfort himself just like a man who knows it all. BLONDY ANDERSON: If a patient should return a plate to you, A first-class remedy is to try a little glueg . If this should fail, the next best thing to do Would be to try my patent method of a tack , or two.' ' HARRX' LEPPO: 'Society buds often develop into bloomersf' 'Freshmen VV'here did you come from, Freshy, dear? Out of the backwoods into the here, Where did you get those trousers gray ? Mama made them in half a day. MOUNTAINEER BAXTER: Ye crags and peaks, I'll be with you once again. COUNT NOVITZKY: A mere court butterfly, That flutters in the pageant of a monarch. Charlie sneers at curls, as his hair grows scant, CHARLIE AYRES: . and Filbert slanders apples because he has FILBERT CADENA: H no teeth. JAY WILSON: Some jay birds sing 'Joost' so sweetly. TOMMY BARR' These three hammer side by side, ' They fill the room with glee. JIM DOMENICONI: ST. DOMINIC ALBERTI: A dentist chair they soon will slide, And many patients see. 57