UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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DAGO BURNS : Please repeat the question 5 I don't quite understand it, doctor. PIKE AUSTIN : His wit invites you by his looks to come, But when you knock, it never is at home. 'YON GINNO Csee Co-edsj: We still have talked together, And for some time learned, played, ate together, U And vvhereso'er We Went, like -Iuno's swans Still we were coupled and inseparable. WILLIE Tiworg Ay, sirg to be honest as the college goes, is to lose one's instruments. JUDGE MOGAN : 'A 'Tis hard if all is false that we advance, A fool must now and then be right by chance. SAGEBRUSH RULIsoN: How mute he would be if he were forbidden ' to speak well of himself and evil of others. SWEDY BERGSTROM : I loathe not that low Vice, curiosity. CASADAV-H Here ! 'l L' Tho' I know you're perfection, Have had a first section, Are above correction, I must ask you a question. CROPS GRIDER : Hain't I got a hard name, nohow? 'l GEORGIE AIKEN : Strong were his hopes a rival to remove, With blandishments to gain this public lovef' WINDY ROGERS z What some people need more than anything else is change, they may have dollars and not same. IULIE BERNHEIM: You are well made-have some common sense, and do not lack all imprudencef' DANNIE CocKER'roN: Don't doubt his sex or take him for a girl. ART I-IACKET: You are the hare of whom the proverb goes, Whose valor plucks dead lions by the beard. PHIL CUMMINGS: I always have faith in a boy that blushesf' 55

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STUBBY DOYLE: HI must hie me to the barberls, for, methinks, I am marvelously hairy about the face. H FAT FARMAN : What is he ?-A big fat baby, Vainly strives, and fights and frets: Demanding all, deserving nothing, One big cinch is what he getsf, JACK SOMERSETT : As melancholy as an unbraced drum. SKINNY WHITMAN : He has a lean and hungry look. BALDV CARMICIIAEL: He has no hair on the top of his head, In the place where the wool ought to grow. TOTARO OHARA: He mouths a sentence as curs mouth a bone. ALBERT JosEPH FRANCIS VICTOR HUGO LUCCHETTI: Pay me that ' dollar you . owe mef' LITTLE FRANKIE MADDEN : It was a childish ignorance, But now 'tis little joy To know I'm further off from heaven Than when I was a boy. TORPEDO CACERES: 'l O, Gad! Extracting all day! All day extract- ing-- finef, H25 MEYER 1 Something there is more needful tha11 expense, And something previous even to taste- 'tis sense. JACK MCCLISH : Where's my plate shears ? l , ANSWER : Something useful has vanished, And is sighed for in vain, And though searched for everywhere It is ne'er seen again. GEORGIE PHILLIPS 1 I am the most unoffending soul alive. MOLLY GALLOYVAY2 He may have to borrow Grider's pistol when CHAFF is out. GINGER SCOTT: 'A I am a sweet-faced youth, I am.', SUMNER HARDY : I can't stand this make! long. NUTTY PRINCE : If dirt were trumps, what hands he would hold ! 54

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PETALUMA PHILLIPS! When the fox hath once got in his nose, He'll soon find means to make his body ' follow. JOSIE FINLEY: How many hearts have you broken, By the honeyed words you have spoken? How many maids do you daily entrance By the magical charm of your glance ? WEB-FOO'FED XITAUGHN : 'L The empty vessel makes the greatest sound. KENTUCKY CAssIDv: He was perfumed with vile tobaccog And twix his finger and his thumb he held A cigarette, which ever and anon He gave his open mouth. T BROTHER ELLER: Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a sort, if As if he mocked himself and scorned his spirit That he could be moved to smile at anything. DEAR HART,' FOSTER: List to the wo of a student, Who sang to his ladye faire, And found that not the ladye, But her brutal ,pa was there. FARMER OSTROM : You play the spaniel, and think by that wagging of your tongue to win me. CHAP WHITE: Never did a foolish thing g Never did a wise one. BRICK MCKEE: A man with red hair will have red hair till he dyes. -- IRISH BROAD: He is a roystering jolly good fellow, Who's always prepared for a Hingg But yet he has one failing accursed,- He thinks he is able to sing. NEVADA MORGAN.: His loud laugh spoke a vacant mind. JOE BLACKBURN: What! is the jay more precious than the lark, Because his feathers are more beautiful? Or is the adder better than the eel, Because his painted skin contents the eye ? 56