UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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THE LABS! Hear ye not the hum of mighty workings?'l LECTURE ROOM Cbcyfore Me Zecfzarcj: Harkl whence this sound, It seems a regular hell With demons flying to and frof' CHEMICAL LAB: The offense is rank, It smells to heavenf' THE FRATS: Now we must hang together, or we will be hanged separately. THE DUTCH IANITOR: For my part I wish thou Wert a dog, That I might kick thee.'y , f EXTRACTING Room: Pain pays the drawing of each precious thing. C0:Eds There are some young maids called co-eds fSometimes we wish they were deadj, But down in our hearts is a very soft spot For these fair young maids called co-eds. MISS BLOSSOM: Trust no future, however pleasant. MISS HERRMANN: We still have talked together, fSee Iuniorsj And for some time learned, played, ate together, And wheresoeler we went, like ,Tuno's swans, Still we were coupled and inseparable. MISS TURNER : My words Hy up, my thoughts remain below. MISS CROALL : Age can not wither her, nor custom stale her ininite variety. EDNA MOORE : Always look wise, no matter how silly you feelf' DAVID CMISS DAVISD: Oh, sir I I must not tell my age, They say women and music must not be dated. H ANNA IOOST 1 Her dear hair is golden, Her profile is olden, I-Ier grace doth embolden me. Queens there are many, But my goddess Annie Rules alone. -tk 'K P-Jel's license 51 -I

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S. I. FRAZER: W'hen he speaks not like a citizen, you find him like a soldier. L. D. BACIGALUPI: WCll'6 born a restless, needy crew, Show me a happier man than you. - '7-'resbman Demonstra tors Would some kind friend show me how to heat H20 and liquify bouillonf' C. H. BOXVMANZ With much quickness, ever to be taught. E. D. KEEFFE: A worker-not a drone. C. B. PORTER: I never have pity for conceited peoplef' I. A. Jamey: spoke. B. C. Boasaka Our Guardians They will give the devil his due. Miss VINCENT: Kind, good, and gracious. COL. HUBBARIJ1 Patience is a plant that grows GEORGE: A wife, ah, gentle deities! can he That has a wife ere feel adversity? GUS: I'm growing careless of my dress, Pm sweeping floors, but that's not best His silence, methinks, expresses more than if : I charge thee, fling away a flzlsc 1'mj51'csx1'a1z.,' not in all gardens -Fm growing wisef' BILLY: Oh! Billy is of mighty use, The stairs are dark and long, He never kicks at his abuse, But whistles a merry song. Zlnassorfed Sizes OUR PATIENTS: Hasten not away, sweet thing, The pain is but a moment. 50 he

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STINA WAGNER 1 H Only a teacher-there's none can know The depths of thyself, its weal and woe 5 If no fond dreams have been thine own, No one knows-'tis only known Thou'rt only a teacher. Seniors vi The melancholy days are come, the saddest of the year. HALSTED : Let another man praise thee and not thine own lips. HBUTCH LIKENS : I seldom repent for having eaten too littlef' ARTHUR BAKER : Love is master of all arts. SPORTY GRUSS : All is not gold that glitters. HOWARD TENNYSON: Even a fool when he holdeth his peace is counted wise. CAsUsUs BLOTZ WHITNEY : He hath a tone that's all his own. BILLY ALLIN: Effusive, practiced, deceitful, gallantry, he would make an ideal clerk. , BACON: WHITE: Last year anti-frats, GRUSS: This year nothing. ARROYO: I. BARNETT : He was in logic a great critic, Profoundly skilled in analytic. F. L. EMPTY HUS z To get thine ends, lay bashfulness aside? STEVE PIPER : His tawny beard was the equal grace Both of his wisdom and his facefl SCOTTY SOUTHNVORTHZ His manners were gentle, complying and bland. USELESS GRANT : Neither a borrower nor a lender be. CAL. CALLENDER : 'Tis he, I knew the manner of his gait. I. P. RIVER : Nothing lovelier can be found in woman than to study household goods. 52