UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

Text from Pages 1 - 89 of the 1900 volume:

N51 if . 19? L ,A ,A ff, ball 463. V' D 6 1- Publisbed Jlnnually by tbe C junior Class of the College of Dentistry University of California -s A I in -. - Zlolume 111 mdrmvcix 1It is inbeeb a funny worlb, JBut barb truth mingles with the Glhatt. 1It talges some stuby ere a man may know exactly when to laugh. O wiv I If?!ai'?U 4.01 1,2-J, I f . A I I I n n, 5 the sfaff Q38 I. FRANCIS GALLOWAY, CHIEF EDITOR I ASSISTANT EDITORS: ' GEORGE H. CASADAY, PHILIP S. CUMMINGS ALBERT FRANCIS LUCCHETTI, BUSINESS MGR JOHN HOWARD FINLEY, ASSISTANT. ASSOCIATED EDITORS: MISS R. EDITH TURNER, '99, L. H. PARKS, gg MISS STINA NVAGNER, '01, G. S. CONNOR E. W. MULRENIN, B. S , VALEDICTORIAN. S. D. BLOCK, FRESHMAN HISTORIIXN ARTxsTs: I- RED CHARLTON, FRED PERRIN di 7 ---- - mf- ff Y - X. -nyf I I1 Ix 'Q-QZIIIC L ME- X 5-N l xx 17' Ile I am 4 M A l i 1 il t A l .4 V 'itil l '-I-:i:7j'Z'.'2 5 ' l lil I l , ' I I if 1 .- 1 F1 :ill ',Q7'f.J - ?::E2'f:1S'I4i?'-'C- ' X ' ' wi N 0 ' WWW-fw he .i mffgfw l-VNQH - Ffmw PYAM X HOUR , i . To-13. Ji , I HE I Q5,'v:-'-Sri' I ' ' 5 - I . ' , I fli-5245 4. N o of ,W-Q i ' F' ' ' ff' Q ,v fi 10106999992 V ..e' I 'jg ', -' ' - - ' KWWW ' V , 4' X W' E - gig, li' A 5 X, ' 'M 4 .-g i 45. im f' A ??um1 ' 416 --.ef 1 , gig, N f, ' I i ' 15 5 , Lrg ,SIL 1 i ,cf- fl - Ai Qi: if'-' mmm C' ff - - V if f . ' ll' 1:2 X 2: X W Q 'W' ---4' 'ot - ' 1- W , ' F- -gr 1 '......, Z- AM! -'i 1 XXWN Z 5.5 5: a . I lm-sh 5 -. '. A ..,. , J- ' ,li g' il I 1 irq aff gga A 'wellies 5'5:sE? ' ,- ly ia e 1 Q: I+ 5v:.3,f..:' T- Q W 1,- f JK HE.: L.'- ,,, a--- 1 sh -4' X- L --3 X 4 4 .1 'h If , .i 3 7 4 1 1 i if -- ' 'f--' 5' WAKE again! ye gods of Wit and humor, and gird your loins, that thy influence may again assist in rendering a record of the reminiscences of our college days. The delegation from the class of 1900, whose duty it was to propound this year-book of reference and of the individualities and personnel of the habitants of the college and iniirmary, have worked with a vim,-have burned the midnight oil in order to make it a success. To achieve the best results we have endeavored to lead a !1'lera1j1flife. At 7 A. M. we left our respective beds Qnot because We wanted to, but because We could not take our beds with usj, and after 7 a breakfast of cereals we went about our dayis work with a literary bearing. In fact, we have striven to make this publication an honor to the college and the class of rgoo. Bribes have been offered bounteously for the prevention of certain articles being published, but with a suave manner they were flatly refused. We have recorded roasfs on some because we liked them- others because we disliked them, but all alike came under the influence of our pens. We are all, as students, striving to enter the circles of what might be called the highest type of humanity, namely, professional men and women. The development of our former selves into this type takes place in the college, and, although none of the reflections cast in the many jokes this book contains, were Written' in a fault-Ending way, yet it is hoped that some of our student body may see some little fault or peculiarity of his or hers pointed out, that could be corrected to their self-betterment, and thus give CHAFF a chance to help in the attainment of our ambitionsg for as professional men and Women we are not only expected to perform our professional duties, but to help to enlighten those we come in contact With, by an amiable disposition and a helping hand. So, gentle readers, after having been told numerous times just how CHAFF ought to be edited and managed, as have our predecessors in this office, we offer this book to your kind perusal, hoping it may prove interesting if not instructive to you. NQ19iI ' 5 J, Q Mi iiv '92 537 N, ,W als 1- 'JL5 11,5 unf- 8 Zlniversitp of alifornia BOHIQD OI: IQEGENTS Gx:0fficio Regents HON. HENRY T. GAGE . . f Gozfcmor, 6.l7'0vHifZ.0 Prfsiziem' of ilu' Board. HON. JACOB H. NEFF . L17e11!z'mz11!- G0Ife1'1m1'. ' HON. ALDEN ANDERSON . Speaker ry' fha AS.YF1lZblIf- HON. THOS. J. KIRK . . . Sfafc' Sl6fl'7'7.IZfC'IHII6'llf Qf Public I11slr11cf17011. ADOLPH SPRECKELS . . Kfreszkfwzl of Sizzle Ag'7'I'L'1lffll7'l7l Sociezfy. COL. E. A, DENIKE . . . jJ7'6'SZ'!fK71f fy .Wmrhn111'c.f' lrzsfiiufe. WMARTIN KELLOGG, A. M., LL. D. . . . . Presizfelzz' of fhe U711'zfcr51fij'. Jlppoin fed Regents NAME CHARLES W. SLACK . . DR. GEO. C. PARDEE . . ANDREYV S. HALLIDIE, ESQ. . . HON. WILLIAM T. WNALL.-XCR . -JAMES A. WAYMIRE . . . J. F. HAIJGHTON, ESQ. . HON. TIMOTHY GUY PHELPS . . ISAIAS VVILLIAIVI HET.I,MAN, ESQ. HON. STEPHEN M. WHITE . . ARTHUR RODGERS, B. S., LL. B. HON. HENRY S. FOOTE . . . ALBERT MILLER, ESQ. . CHESTER ROWELL, M.D. . . JACOB BERT REINSTEIN, A. M. . JOHN E. BUDD .... MRS. PHOEBE A. HEARST . . E. W. DAVIS, B. ADDRESS 1737 Sutter Street, S. F. . Oakland, Cal. . 330 Market Street, S. F. 'jQ9 Van Ness Avenue, S. F. Alameda .... 223 Mission Street, S. F. San Carlos . . Nevada Bank, S. F. . Los Angeles . . . 309 Montgomery Street, S. U. S. Appraisefs Building 532 California Street, S. F. Fresno .... 217 Sansome Street, S. F. Stockton .... Mills Building, S. F. . A., .S'ec1'e!a1jf, Berkeley. F. - it President Keliogg's resignation look efiect March 23, 1899, but as his successor has not chosen. he has consented to hold his position to the end of the present college yeai 9 . Sacramento Sacramento . Sacramento Sacramento San Francisco San Francisco Berkeley TERM EXPIRES . 1910 . X914 1908 . 1902 1908 . 1904 1912 . 1902 . 1904 . . 1906 IQOO . 1906 1910 . 1912 Igoo . 1914 been 7-'aeitltp of tbe College of Dentistry Zlniversitp of California .Q .ar I MARTIN KELLOGG, A. M., LL. D. President of the University, and at-qjiffo President of the Faculty. JOSEPH LE CONTE, M. D., LL. D. Honorary Professor of Biology. VV. E. TAYLOR, Emeritus Professor of Surgery. LUIS LANE DUNBAR, Professor of Dental Pathology and Therapeutics, 1884-5. Professor of Operative Dentistry and Histology, 1888. Dean of the Faculty, 1889. Born, Indiana, 18495 D. D. S., Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1874. ARNOLD A. IYANCONA, Professor of Physiology, 1888. ' Professor of Physiology and Histology, 1888. Born, Brooklyn, N. Y., 1860, A. B., University of California, 1880, M. D., University of California, 1884. CLARK LA MOTTE GODDARD, Professor of Mechanical Dentistry, 1882--89. Professor of Orthodontia and Dental Metallurgy, 1890. Born, Wisconsin, 1849, A. B., Beloit College, 18725 D. D. S., Philadelphia Dental College, 1874, A. M., Beloit, 1875. IO JOHN M. WILLIAMSON, Professor of Anatomy, 1893. Born, Vallejo, Cal., 18613 M. D., University of California, 1885. MAURICE I. SULLIVAN, Clinical Professor of Operative Dentistry, 1885-86. Professor of Dental Pathology and Therapeutics, I886-93. Professor of Dental Pathology, Therapeutics, and Materia Medica, 1894. - Born, Marysville, Cal., 1858, D. D. S., University of Michigan, ISSO. WILLIAM BREAKEY LEWITT, Professor of Anatomy, 1883-92. Professor of the Principles and Practise of Surgery, 1893. Born, Ann Arbor, Mich., 1857, M. D., Detroit Medical College, 1877, M. D., College of Physicians and Sur- geons, New York, 1878. ABRAHAM LEWIS LENGFELD, Professor of Materia Medica and Medical Chemistry, 1882-93. ' Professor of Chemistry and Metallurgy, 1894. Born, Auburn, New York, ISSOQ M. D., University of the Pacific, 1871, M. D., Cooper Medical College, 1882. if N . MJ? II Eecturers, Demonstrators and .ilssistants .B .af VV. F. SHARP, D. D. S., D. M. D., Lecturer on Mechanical, Dentistry. H. R. XVILEY, A. B., Lecturer on Dental Jurisprudence. CHARLES A. LITTON, D. D. S., Superintendent of Infirmary. HARRY P. CARLTON, D. D. S., Lecturer on Operative Dentistry. M. J. SULLIVAN, D. D. S., Instructor in Clinical Operative Dentistry. F, W. HARNDEN, D. D. S., Assistant in Operative Technic. BENJ. M. STICH, D. D. S., Demonstrator of Operative Dentistry. WM. M. HERRINGTON, D. D. S., Instructor in Clinical Mechanical Dentistry. CHAS. P. HAUSELT, D. D. S., Demonstrator of Mechanical Dentistry. OSCAR TOBRINER, M. D., D. D. S., Demonstrator of Operative Dentistry. J. D. HODGEN, D. D. S., Assistant in Chemistry and Metallurgy. H. D. NOBLE, D. D. S., Instructor in Orthodontia Technic. JAMES G. SHARP, M. D., D. D. S., Assistant to the Chair of Physiology and Histology. S. P. TUGGLE, M. D., Demonstrator of Anatomy. EDXVIN BUNNELL, A. B., M. D., Assistant Demonstrator of Anatomy. R. F. GRAY, M. D., D. D. S.,Junior Assistant Demonstrator of Anatomy. L. D. BACIGALUPI, M. D., Junior Assistant Demonstrator of Anatomy. junior .77ssistants. CHAS. H. BOWMAN, D. D. S, ---- Assistant Dernonstrator BERTRAM C. BOESEKE, D. D. S. - Assistant Demonstrator CH-AS. B. PORTER, D. D. S. - - - Assistant Demonstrator EDMOND D. KEEFFE, D. D. S. - A-sistaut Demonstrator JOSEPH A. JEFFREY, D. D. S. ---- Assistant Demonstrator Clinical Staff L. VAN ORDEN, M. D., D. D. S. - - - San Francisco R. F. GRAY, M. D., D. D. S. - - San Francisco J. P. PARKER, D. D. S. - Santa Cruz F. L. PLATT, D. D. S - - San Francisco C. E. POST, D. D. S. - San Francisco W. E. PRICE, D. D. S. - San Francisco MAX SICHEL - - San Francisco A. H. SUGGETT, D. D. S. - Marysville E. L. TOVVNSEND,--D. D. S. - Los Angeles A. H. WALLACE, D. D. S. - San Francisco A. N. COPSEY, D. D. S ' San Francisco GEO. H. CHANCE, D. D. S. - Portland, Or. VV. I. YVILCOX, D. D. S. S311 Francisco P. C. ERHARDT, D. D. S. - - San Francisco J. XV. LIKENS, D. D. S. - - San Frariciscg I2 flrnold JI. Dlilncona 129125 S a frontispiece of CHAFF this year will be found a portrait of Dr. D,Ancona. We take great pleasure in giving him this honor, if there be any, as, beside being- very popular to the student body as instructor, his influence as authority on physiology and histology is felt throughout the Pacific states. Below we give a brief sketch of his career:- Arnold Abraham D'Ancona, A. B., M. D., was born in Brooklyn, N. Y., April 29, I86O. He attended the public schools in New York City and came to California in 1870. Graduating from the San Fran- cisco Boys' High School, he attended the University of California at Berkeley, receiving the Degree of Bachelor of Arts in 1880. A brief intermission of one year, during which time he taught school in Del Norte County, Cal., and he entered the Medical College of the University of California, graduating in 1884. Since that time he has practised medicine in the city of San Francisco, and, for the last three years, has been located at 1022 Sutter Street. Dr. D'Ancona is at present a member of the Faculty of the Medical Department, U. C., and also conducts the chair of Professor of Physi- ology at the same institution. He also holds the position' of Professor of Hygiene in the University of California, at Berkeley. He became connected with the College of Dentistry in 1888, con- ducting the Chair of Professor of Physiology and Histology and becom- ing a member of the Faculty. He still retains his position in the Faculty and is Professor of Physiology, and since his first lecture has been honored and respected by all the student body. Although Dr. D'Ancona has spent considerable time and energy in scientific research, we have no records of his industrious Work except on the minds of hundreds of professional men and students. Being 13 a thoroughly scientific, observing, and industrious man, we look for- ward with pleasure to the time when we may obtain records of his careful observations, which will be doubly prized by our personal acquaintance with him, of which we are proud: As an instructor Dr. D'Ancona has a personality which gives his hearers a certain breadth of View and a sanity which remain in the minds of those who are fortunate enough to come under his influence. IO JJ J .ff a id! wx ' , f'- 4 Y, ' rf -sw XNJ I4 T ijvagif 5 Kf f', .-, A ff 'WI ff 7 dflU2g54f4W UWXWWfZM?? 5 f Q ,QWMBQWW r .1 V V V W- , tl, f i! , y. . LEE 1 -5 W 4 I QI M Z- 'W ,WT'q ww' , flfff f: X71 lx? I 5121 'Uv VV' ff! 1 -W0JQW A , JW my 3 Vfjygfmkf Q5 Q , , 527 Gy, mf, , M fVM 4 -XMAY A f Li i?1my.,?-W1 - f RQ! A741 iff'-.w?f :bfi X- WX JJ!-- Xif3:11a1 i ,f . ., -,'-X. 1 ,LV f I ',, ' ix' xgiiff - - 'Z,,ltlM..fQjtfL.i,l. XX f ffW 1 , A ' M 'X-37' Q f gfQx:ll f.A XJ- ww,m 1 x7iiX,i ,, cgi? 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L' ' 'ifl'5ig,g ' X 4. 4 1 f 4 EJ-.Jj fl, S Ml ' kmnufffi N M If y i I 1 ' I S 6 ae ANS vw ANJ7' FRANK E DECKELMAN Class of I 899 CDIED AT CACUITE THILIPPINE ISLANDS oqugusf 28fh 1898 J 'NV VV CROY SMITH QWCCL YMONDS Class of 1900 QDIED AT OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA oqugusf Ilfh, 1898 Y I 'YU' ZvNfs'3IziVv5 To knofw, fo esfeem, fo Iofve, and then fo part, gflakes up Izfe's fafe fo many a feefzng heart J Ss ' Q' 8 - A5 ' df '- W . , , ...... .. , In Qmqmm -f um x IW ms l 1:0 'ss Jag? -'f -,Q . Tv . IW 4 Q I ? Gly -.Stk .. 16 'sn K' t ju 5 J I V 9, lx f Y' Mr QIIIQIIKIX H lpn Hill ,l.ll.llf i-'- in l il lllilllf li V - X at , ,- ik A l Z val' In :ul 'lf ll' V no . E1 'll . it 'rnllil'IIlI l ll. .elm ul .uu'1.ulllllli,, i p 5' V J ' fm QA K Ualedictorp Since the days of Blue, Or the days of Gold, Or the days of any time, None were so true, And none so bold, As the class of '99. 1 HERE is no use in being backward about coming forward, so here we are and you can't stop us. Our college entrance resembled a March wind reversed flamb- likel, and if we do not go out like the roaring lion, it is because we will take our flight like the American eagle, with head aloft and wings unfurled. May that noble bird be emblematic of our progress through life. The virtues of our girls of '99 must remain sealed Within our hearts. Not that we are selfish, but because We do not wish to make preceding classes jealous, nor succeeding classes envious. Our Junior class is like the man in the song, neither up nor down. They don't know what they don't k11OW. Too much strength is a detriment to the practice of dentistry. It is also injurious to the health of the poor chairs in the lecture-room. Conserve your energy, boysg you may have to work for a living some day. Nothing but praise for the Freshman class, because I love the green. If some are not burdened with a weight of years, and will still be growing when they graduate, let them not be cast down. Concentrated, formn is the best, according to Dr. D'Ancona, and he knows. 1 7 One word of advice: Become well acquainted with Dr. Dunbar. Behind his dignified manner lurks a sympathetic spirit. Don't fear to approach him in any of your diiiiculties, and you will find a friend in need. Now for our Faculty. just and considerate we have always found them, but, like the gold fields of Alaska, too cold and distant. In the future we hope to meet them in friendly intercourse based upon the respect they are sure to command. Two of them are closely related to us in the inhrmary. One, by his kindly ways and gentle manners, has influenced our hearts as well as our heads, and, though lost to sight. to memory dear is Dr. Goddard. The other has ever proven a patient instructor and a good friend, and by his wit and wisdom has lightened many a dark corner of our hearts and minds. In a spirit of friendship, which is but an echo of the class sentiment, I write his name-Dr. Sullivan. And how shall we show our appreciation of Miss Vincent? She should have been named Vincitf, for truly she has conquered all hearts, not only by her admirable manner in the performance of duties, but also by her ready tact and sympathy. Her kindnesses in the year are as numerous and varied as the days thereof. i There is another who will be remembered whenever the college is thought of,-our patriotic friend, Colonel Hubbard. And now a final word,--charity, not that which grudgingly gives alms, but that charity that not only covers a multitude of sins, but also the sins of the multitude,--the charity of thought, word, deed, and omission. - Don't rashly judge your colleague by the evidence of any of your prejudiced senses. If you must judge him, first know him well, and weigh all evidence impartiallyg then, if your judgment is adverse, whisper it to the winds with regrets. Emulate Dr. Litton, who sees all, hears all, helps all, and says nothing. Let us think of our demonstrators and lecturers kindly, remember- ing the many trials and difficulties by which we hindered their help. Let us remember the faculty and college which made it possible for us to acquire our chosen profession. Let us vow to revisit our alma wafer frequently, seeking and giving help and encouragement. And now may we say, Au 1'ewz'r, and not, Good-by. IS A Class of ALLIN, WILLIAM ROBERTSON, - ARROYO, RICARDO, - - BACON, YVILLIAIN1 ROBERT, BAKER, ARTHUR WOODLY, BARNETT,JOSEPH, - - BLAKE, ROBERT JOHNSON, BLOSSOM, MISS MAY, - - BURNS, PAUL MILTON, - - BURRIDC-E, WALTER JOSEPH, - CALLENDER, MONROE N., - COLEGROVE, JOHN ALBERT, CROALL, MISS ANNA BELLE, DUNBAR, P.-XLINILER HOWARD, - FAIRXVEATHER, NORNIAN STANLEY, FUGLER, CECIL ALBERT, - - G-ALIBITZ, LEE ROBERT, GOvE, GEORGE VVESTON, - GRANT, FREDERICK THOIXIAS, GRUSS, FRANK JOSEPH. - - I - HALsTED,JAMES LA FAYETTE, JR., HIANILIN, BENAJAH RAXLPH. - - HERRMANN, MISS LEONORE, - HUS, FRANCOIS LOUIS MARINLIS, JONES, THOMAS RODNEY, - KUSTER, CHARLES FREDERICK, LAVVSON, VVTLLIAM JOSEPH, - LIKENS, GEORGE WILLIS, MAYHEW, AVILLIAIXI HORACE, - M ILLAR, JAMES BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, MLILRENIN, EDWARD MARTIN, B. S., PARKS, LOUIS HERBERT, - - - PATTERSON, ANDREW DARXVIN, PIPER, STEPHEN LIVINGSTON, - RENXXVICIC, W ALLACE ILIIRANI, REICH, CHARLES LOUIS, - RIVER, JOSEPH PATRICK, SCHILLER, NIAURICE, SMYTH, THOMAS USTICR, SOHER, HENRY CHARLES, SOUTHWORTH, SCOTT STEPI-IEN, SULLIVAN, ABRAHANI SINCLALR, TATE, ALONZO WALTER, - TENNYSON, PIOXVARD ALLEN, - TURNER, MISS R. EDITH, - WANZ, ARTHUR HENRY, - W ARNER, CHARLES POMROY, AVI-IITE, ARTHUR LORING, WHITNEY, EDYVARD OTIS, AVILLIAMS JOHN JARVIS, - - T Not in attendance. I9 Salem, Oregon. Antigua, Gta. Alameda, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. New York, N. Y. San Francisco, Cal. Genoa, Nevada. San Francisco, Cal San Francisco, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. Oakland, Cal. San Francisco. Cal San Francisco, Cal San Francisco, Cal. Santa Maria, Cal. San Francisco, Cal Berkeley, Cal. Healdsburg, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. Alameda, Cal. Berkeley, Cal. Oakland, Cal. Martinez, Cal. Wheatland, Cal. Silver City, Nevada San Francisco, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. Marysville, Cal. Visalia, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. Sacramento, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. San Diego, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. San Francisco, Cal San Rafael, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. Oakland, Cal. San Francisco, Cal Modesto, Cal. San Francisco, Cal San Francisco, Cal San San Francisco, Cal Jose, Cal. Modesto, Cal. l 'Q' ' ' :mf D1 M , tk .3 Q 2 xi f 5 G ' C50 l muwnuu 2 , 1 34. 'Q f fs I 'w x fgAf1'1-yfrfflfr M QAM Bisforp of 1900 aw ta JUNIOR! O class of I9oo! Who has not heard of you? The whole world looks forward to the coming of 1900, so itnmay see you graduate, knowing the event will be of the greatest benefit to it in future generations. On that morning of September 5, 1897, an assemblage of persons, an incongruous mass, gathered on the benches of the college waiting- room. Who were they? Where did they come from? They were those appointed for a future such as none others knew, and they came from places far and wide, drawn together by a destiny none knew or spoke of, to make this class. Soon, with a little organization, we became prominent, then noted, and now who does not know of us, or has not heard of us, from our worthy Dean to the meanest Senior or Freshman? How many of us has the Dean called to his private oiiice to enlighten him on actions he could not understand, and when have we not gone willingly, but with downcast faces, fearing that one, not of this class, might not be able to see the mighty impulse which led us on, but they have always returned with smiling laces, knowing they have done their duty, and have done their best to teach others of our fame and doings. 20 Sometimes Freshmen were found there who had been called to see if they could not learn from us and follow in our footsteps, but when they returned to their class they had a frightened look which told truly how they felt the magnitude and uselessness of the undertaking requested of them. But, aside from all this, the junior class is always the one to be envied. The Junior has passed from the days of an ignorant Freshman and knows more than the Senior or graduate. -He also knows that shortly, if he can please the Faculty in his little trial with them, he will be raised one step higher in his onward march to his D. D. S., and be a Senior, but this is not a necessary step, for if the Faculty will not be pleased, or if due in any way fails, he knows he can go down to the P. and S. and get a D. D. S. without having to be a Senior. But this is what we are and are to be. What of our past? True, every one knows it, knows how we met and defeated the other classes in many things, and how they were afraid to meet us in others, how we met them singly, and how they combined to make us bite the dust, but how we came out of each event unscathed. All know of those who took upon themselves the duty of teaching their more unlearned and uuenlightened brothers and sisters, and of those who failed and fell by the wayside. All know of our trials and troubles, but those are of the past and necessary to all organizations, and shortly are forgotten for the pleas- ures which follow in the glorious student life, and now, though My boat is on the shore, And my barque is on the sea, Before I go, O junior, Here's a double health to theelm ae Class of 1900 iii. AIKEN, GEO. SMYTHE, - - - Makawao, Maui, H. I. 2. ANDERSON, FRANK WILSON, Santa Rosa, Cal. 3. AUSTIN, WALTER PIKE, - - Santa Cruz, Cal. 4. BERGSTROM, GOTTFRID, - Engelholm, Sweden. 5. BERNHEIM, JULIEN REX, - - - Santa Cruz, Cal. 6. BLACKBURN, DANIEL EDWARD, - Paso Robles, Cal. 7. BROAD, EDWARD JAMES, - - - San Francisco, Cal. if Numbers oi names and cuts correspond. 21 S 9 IO II I2 I3 I4 I5 I6 17 18 I9 zo 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 30 29 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 49 43- 44 45 46. 47- 48. BURNS, RALPH ELLIS, - CACERES, EDUARDO, - - CARBIICHAEL, THOS. RIERRITT, CASADAY, GEO. HARRY, - TCASSIDV, JAMES GAYTON, - COCKERTON, DANIEL HENRX', .- CUMIIIINGS, PHILIP STEPHEN, DOYLE, JOSEPH HORACE, - DAVIS, ALICE M, - - ELLER, HLTBERT CREES, - FARMAN, CHAS. EDNVARD, - FINLEY, JOHN HOWARD, - FOSTER, HARTLEY CHARLES, G.-XLLOYVAY, JOHN FRANCIS, GINNO, JOHN YVILLIARI, - GRIDER, JESSE BENJAMI N, HACKETT, ARTHUR EARL, HARDY, CHARLES SUMNER, JOOST, ANNA DOROTHEA, LEPPO, D.-XVID HARRISON, - LUCCHETTI, ALBERT FRANCIS, DIADDEN, FRANK MICHAEL, IVICCLISH, JOHN MII,TON, - 'fMCKEE, ALEXANDER IGNATIUS, MEYER, HERBERT ST.-XNHOPE, MOGAN, CHRISTOPHER JOHN, - MOORE, EDNA FULTON JOHNSON, NIORGAN, ALVAH NEVADA, - OHHARA, TOTARO HITOSHI, OSTROM, DANIEL AUGUSTUS, PHILLIPS, GEO. HUDSON, PHILLIPS, HENRYJ., - PRINCE, ALBERT DAVID, READING, XVALLACE YVALL, ROGERS, ELDON EARLE, RULISON, FREDERICK JOSEPH, - ISCHEU, RICHARD EDMUND, - SCOTT, JOHN HARTLEY, - - SOMERSETT, JOHN CHRISTOPHER, TOBRINER, MARION LAURENCE, TRYON, XVILL IVIERRILL, - VAUGHAN, FRANK, - WHITE, CHAPMAN M. JR., - VVHITMAN, IEDXVARD W ALLACE, WOOLSEXV, EUGENE GEORGE, T Not in attendance. INO cut. San Jose, Cal. Guatemala, C. A. San Jose, Cal. Watsonville, Cal. Covington, Ky. Oakland, Cal. Berkeley, Cal. Redwood City, Cal Salem, Oregon. Etna Mills, Cal. Golden Gate, Cal. Modesto, Cal. Red Bluff, Cal. Santa Ana, Cal. London, England. Yreka, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. Oakland, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. Santa Rosa, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. San Jose, Cal. Healdsburg, Cal. Oakland, Cal. San Francisco, Cal San Francisco, Cal. Marysville, Cal. Nevada City, Cal. Japan. Marysville, Cal. Hanford, Cal. Petaluma, Cal. San Francisco, Cal San Francisco, Cal San Francisco, Cal. Reno, Nevada. San Francisco, Cal. Sacramento, Cal. San Francisco, Cal San Francisco, Cal Sacramento, Cal. Pendleton, Oregon. Chico, Cal. Oakland, Cal. lone, Cal. if ,EJB . P5 9' 25,5 S? Q fm 'Vi xv wgffu 4'5- ,vy- cr A2 -kwrfgff , ..,. -5 1 4,50-:'v .,. qw' ,Ju-gg ,gffxzai-.,,. mam. ' I-pw ' ,, Y V lf ffl ll ':',r1HJuf I . l ll tl sl 7 lilly l ffl lil' al S P XM -fi ywffiwlf , 1 ' v fs Q -. - , , i f f ,I H .. 1 f 1,1 1 Y . ' ' ' in MMM! xxx tb: --':.: gre XA P , , ' f ag is X 1 A aaa? -gp . , X ff fifilgii l X f-S f I ' 'A XXX f If I I X ':.:::.:-' X Bistorp of 1901 Q25 Q29 HE fifteenth day of September, eighteen hundred ninety-eight, sees us with trembling hearts, listening to the discourse of our revered Dean on the irate tenants below and the vices of tobacco. 'Twas thus We were guided toward morality, and the great class of 1901 ventured upon its first step toward the Doet0r's Degree. 'Twas this same step that our unrivaled Miss Wagner took four times a day for three days up six nights of stairs, all because she saw a little warn- ing sign and but one elevator. We have called this class great, and not without just cause. We need only to refer you to the Colonel to tell you of our greatness even before we entered college, and now that we have entered, our superiority is unquestioned. Look back upon the pathway of our glory and you will see it literally covered with 200 shining bony teeth and 1,500 plaster ones. Where was the class that could use so much Plaster? Ask me to show you a class that can play baseball-no need of wasting 31 a glance on 19005 you'1l rind no mention of so delicate a subject in the annals of that class-but turn your gaze on 1901. Victory to the score of 7 to 5 against 1900 and victory over Pharmacy. Whose number but 1901 remained dangling over the heads of 1900, rush hard as they would? We do not ask whose names adorn the Dean's little roll of honor, nor do We ask how Pop Connor happened to be at the bottom of the heap. Yet with all our victories we were Freshmen radiant in our ver- dancy. We recall the time when the guileless Freshman Stern showed us how to vulcanize. He is forgiven, his solemn vow never more to vulcanize by any dry process of his own invention, exonerates him. And Knox no longer needs his patient to tell him vvhy his repaired plate did not fit, He now puts the teeth on right side up. We have yet to chronicle the saddest event of the year. Nineteen hundred one was threatened with another co-ed, The girl from Paris looked in upon us, long enough only to save Novitsky's heart from being torn in tvvain. Grant, O ye guardian angels of the teething babe and toothless man, the protection that you have bestowed on us this year and old Trigeminus shall be appeased! ae Class of i901 ,255 1. ALBERT1, DOMENICO ANTONIO, - 2. ALDUNATE, HECTOR, - - 3. AvREs, CHARLES STUART, 4. BAXTER, JOHN CLIFFORD, - 5. BARR, THOMAS IRA Co0K, - 6. BETTERTON, EDW. LEE, - 7. BLOCK, SAMUEL DANIEL, - 8. CADENA, FILIBERTO EVERARDO, 9. BAER, ADOLPH, ---- IO. BAER,jUL1Us, - - II. CONNER, GEO. SAMUEL, - 12. CHILTON, JESSE, - - - 13. CAREW, JOSEPH ANTHONY, 32 San Francisco, Cal. Concepcion, Chile. Oakland, Cal. Independence, Cal. San Rafael, Cal. Quincy, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. San Marcoe, Guatemia San Francisco, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. Dixon, Cal. Santa Ana, Cal. San Francisco, Cal. DICK, ARCHIE, - DOMENICONI, JAS. S , - - ETCHEVERRY, MICHAEL HENRY EARLE, - GASKILL, PERCY DE WITT, - GREEN, MAURICE LOUIS, - - - GATES, HARRY EVERETT HUNTER, OLIN RODNEY, - HANSEN, CA THEODORE, - HERBERT, ELWOOD FAIRBAIRN, - HOWARD, OLIVER JOSEPH, - HEITMAN, HUBERT LOUIS, - HENDERSON, HORACE NOBLE, HARSHALL, ADOLPH K., - JANSING, HARRY ANTHONY, - JANKE, WALTER ERNEST, - KLEISER, JOSEPH ALBERT, KNOX, HENRY BURTON, - LILLARD, WALTER FRENCH, - LINDSAY, JAs. ALBERT, - LEYINGER, LEO VALENTINE, - MCMATH, FREDERICK O., - MCGOUCTH, JAMES, - - MAUK, EDWIN HENRY, - MILLBERRY, GUY STILLMAN, - NOVITZSKY, JOSEPH FRANK, OYBRIEN, EDW. WM., - PAINTER, EUGENE D., - PERRIN, FRED WM., RINCKEL, EDW. JACK, - REGNART, PERCY STUART, SEIEERD, FRED JAMES, - SULLIVAN, JOHN LYONS, - STAPFF, FREDERICK WM., - - SCHEIER, RALPH BARTHOLOMENV, STERN, HENRY STUART, - - STOKES, FRED ROBERT, - - SHEPARD, WM., ---- SCHWARZ, CHAS. GEO. PETER, SEYDEL, FRANK WM., - - - WOOLSEY, ROY IRVING, - - WILSON, JAY FREMONT, - - - WAGNER, ANNA CHRISTINA FRANK, - - YVOOdland, Cal. San Francisco, Cal Ramona, Cal. Oakland, Cal. Alameda, Cal. Sacramento, Cal. Oakland, Cal. Mankato, Minn. Dixon, Cal. Fresno, Cal. Colusa, Cal Berkeley, Cal. San Francisco, Cal San Francisco, Cal San Francisco, Cal Cloverdale, Cal. Oakland, Cal. Dixon, Cal. Sacramento, Cal. Paso Robles, Cal. Oakland, Cal. Boonville, Cal. Watsonville, Cal. San Francisco, Cal San Francisco, Cal Wadsworth, Nev. San Francisco, Cal. San Jose, Cal. Carson, Nevada. Santa Clara, Cal. Maiysville, Cal. Yuba City, Cal. San Francisco, Cal San Francisco, Cal. Eureka, Cal. San Francisco, Cal Alameda, Cal. East Oakland, Cal. NVheatland, Cal. Berkeley, Cal. Santa Cruz, Cal. Austin, Nevada. V I A 1 i ee ieiiir ei The objects of this Society are to sustain and advance the prosperity of our Alma jV1'zzz'e1', by cultivating a fraternal feeling, by aiding in all efforts to elevate the standard of Dental Education, and extending the progress of Dental Science and Art. Ufficers ' ALLEN H. SUGGETT, D. D. S., - - President. MARTIN I. DUNN, D. D. S., - - Vice-President. GEO. F. RODDEN, D. D. S., - Rec. Secretary. Wir. M. HERRINGTON, D. D. S., - - Cor. Secretary. P. C. ERHARDT, D. D. S., - - Treasurer. Executive Committee C. A. LITTON, D. D. S. H. E. GEDGE, D. D. S. E. A. UP1lON, D. D. S. D. M. CONEY, D. D. S. - . ALBERT CAFFERATA, D. D. S. 34 Delta Sigma Delta .255 ZET7-Y CI'lAl9TlfI2 CLARK LA lf5T7Xl5l,-l3I1liID I 59 I 'Frafres in 'Faculfafae MOTTE GODDARD, A. M., D. D. S. LUIS LANE DUNBAR, D. D. S. MAURICE JAMES SULLIVAN, D. D. S. WILLIAM FULLER SHARP, D. M. D., D. D. S. JAMES GRAHAM SHARP, M. D., D. D. S. HARRY PUTNAM CARLTON, D. D. S. HOXVARD DELOSS NOBLE, D. D. S. . CHARLES PETER HAUSE LT, D. D. S CHARLES BRUCE PORTER, JR., D. D. S 1899 VVILLIA M HORACE M AYHEXV PAUL MILTON BURNS WILLIAM ROBERT BACON CHARLES FREDERICK KUSTER THOMAS RODNEY JONES FRANK JOSEPH GRUSS JAMES LAFAYETTE HAI,S'EED THORIAS USTICK SMYTH EDWARD OTIS XVI-IITNEY HOWARD ALLEN TENNYSON RICARDO ARROYO l900 FRANK M. MADDEN CHARLES SUDINER HARDY DAVID l90l EUGENE DE S HONG PAINTER XVALTER ERNEST JANKE PERCY DE W ITT GASKILL ROY IRVING NVOOLSEY HARIiISON LEPPO FRED WILLIAM PERRIN J AY FREINIONT XVILSON 3,6 Xi Psi Phi J J IOTA Cl-IADTEI2 lfS'lTl3I-I5l'IED I595 'F-'rafres in 'faculfataz A. A. D'ANCONA, A. B., M. D. J. M. XVILLIAMSON, M. D. W. B. LEWITT, M. D. C. A. LITTON, D. D. S. J. D. HODGEN, D. D. S. W. M. HERRINGTON, D. D. S. F. W. IIARNDEN, D. D. S. OSCAR TOBRINER, M. D., D. D. S. ' HARRY BOVVMAN, D. D. S. B. C. BOESEKE, D. D. E. D. KEEFFE, D. D. S. J. A. JEFFREY, D. D. S- Seniors VVILLIARI ROBERTSON ALLIN ROBERT JOHNSON BLAKE JOHN ALBERT COLEGROVE PALMER HOXVARD DUNBAR STEPHEN LIVINGSTON PIPER SCOTT STEPHEN SOUTHVVORTH ARTHUR LORING WHITE juniors DANIEL EDXV.-XRD BLACKBURN RALPH ELLIS BURNS PHILIP STEPHEN CUMMINGS JOHN HOXXVARD FINLEY JOHN WILLIAM GINNO J. FRANCIS CP.-XLLOVVAY ARTHUR EARL HACKETT JOHN MILTON MCCLISH ELDON EARLE ROGERS EDYVARD JAMES BROAD VVALLACE VV.-XLL READING FRANK X7AUGH,-KN 'Freshmen JESSE CHILTON HORACE NOBLE HENDERSON ELWOOD F. HERBERT HENRY B. KNOX J. ALBERT LINSAY XVALTER FRENCH LILLARD GUY STILLMAN IVIILLBERRY HENRY STUART STERN 41 Jllb p a Zlpsilon Pi Q25 .25 Dental Sorority 7-YLDHK CHFDTEIQ ESTYXBLISHED I696 Honorary member BI.-ARI S LDA J. AYERS, D. D. S. MARY L. BAIRD, D. D. S. AMY BOWMAN D D , . . S. . MABEI. LUCILE BEERS, D. D. S. M. M. CHILD, D. D. S. N. E. CHAPMAN, D. D. S. MARION W. CRAIG, D. D. S. HELEN P. CRISWELI., D. IJ S GAB: NIACDONALD, D. D. S. FLORA MACDONALD, D. D. S. KATE C. IVIOODY, D. D. S. ' M. EVANGELINE JORDAN, D. D. S. JULIA C. MANN, D. D. S. ER'IMA READ, D. D. S. HELEN M. RULISON, D. D. S. JEAN I. VVORTHINGTON, D. D S Seniors LEANORE HERRMANN juniors ALICE M. DAVIS ANNA D. JOOST 'Freshmen STIN A FRANK YVAGNER 42 M L Cbe '7-'Iag's Jldvance pf .a,,+u.,, ii'-'O-'l'5'X' '41-xl-xx-qt V+'-K-x 4 5,25 Respectfully Dedicated to 'Wit COLONEL A. S. HUBBARD 512:35-AN .. .V 3 x r at Q5-1 X M ' v igg g t I s ? 1 P di Jlmerican 'Wag DBP, Sum' Mtb, 1898 New stars are shining in the sky, Another constellation, Red-streakld the clouds beneath them lie-- Bright symbol of a nation. How brief, how glorious are the years, Fraught with a nation's hopes and fears. Since Freedomls Hag was first unfurled, And burst in beauty on the world! Its folds unbending as they rise Reveal the colors of the skies- White stars, which beam amidthe blue, And threatening bars of crimson hue. A narrow marge beside the seag A people strug'ling to be frees The builders scattered were and few, They builded better than they knew. Framed in a circling forest shore, The blue sky only Boating oler, The Great Lakes lifted one by one A polished surface to the sun. Through trackless plains on either side Missouri rolled its turbid tideg Its source, unnamed peaks olrsnow, O'erlooked unpeopled vales below. Across the hisonls deep-cut trail Now runs the iron-bolted rail, To where the Condor broods its nest, Beneath the mountain's serrate crest- E'en where the eagle tears his prey, The panting engine finds its way, And peopled cities may be seen In all the vales the seas between. The star-gemmed banner waved before From ocean unto ocean shore, Till standing on the western main It pointed tothe east again. Hail to the Flag! beneath whose fold The New World leit behind the Oldg On Asia's far-off island shore, It meets the fettered East once more, In heaven's blue arch the stars are free So man upon the earth should be. Hail to the Flag! its colors rare Are Ilashing in the radiant air That blows from Ceylon's sun-lit sea O'er islands where the spice lands beg Beneath its Folds in that strange land Humanity and freedom stand 3 'Tis as a sign set in the sky To read the pregnant future by 3 Another sign such as was seen, A blaze in heaven, by Constantine. Let tyrants heed l 'tis God's decree That all his people shall he FREE. R. A. THOMPSON 1 nglillllllpllllllllnwl ml, ii In I - U I- ' I ' 51 ll , ' ' - Pfam' X llllv-gli' UH1 I Wwhnb .lily . I . 'wg ue :wsu w wa m u, V' 4 -z TL Y.. K'-were f ef X I Q, fi la 1 KM r f. ff, K V 1ffif',5fs Q 'W' . . - I M T HE sixteenth com- igfv ffl, mencement exercises , ,I haf, O +R'4ef,gX I . 7,1 fa ,HM N of the College of Dentistry E lrfffizh of the University of Cali- ',' fornia, were held at Berke- ley, On WCd1lCSd337, May A ,A 18, I898, at IO O'clOck A. ., Q 'E M., conjointly with the 5-4 ' ii, .,,, - D 'P Commencement Exercises 'TE C A of the Academic Depart- ' , ment. -Hn Program OVERTURE, Orphee aux Enfers ---- Oyjfenbach PRAYER ----- - REV. T. C. WILLIAMS STATEMENT ------ BY THE PRESIDENT INTRODUCTION AND CHORUS, Third Act Lohengrin - Mfagfzez ADDRESS, The Modern University and Its Relation to Practical Life, PROP. EDMUND I. JAMES, of the University of Chicago TONE PICTURES FROM NORTH AND SOUTH - - Bendix CONFERRING OF DEGREES - - - BY THE PRESIDENT DELIVERY OF MILITARY COMMISSIONS By His Excellency, JAMES H. BUDD, Governor of California BENEDICTION ----- REV. T. C. WILLIAMS 46 N 1 Graduating Class, '98 PERLEY BOSVVORTH AIKEN HENRY GRAHAMI ALLEN JOHN HUGH ATKINS MAEEL LUCILLE BEERS JEAN CLINE JOHN HILL COOPEIQ, HOMER THEODORE CRAIG CHARLES HALL DU BOIS ANDREW LEWIS EDWARDS VVESTON BURGESS ESTES HARTLEY WILLIAMS GOTTENBERG NORMAN SHERWOOD HALSEY' XVILLIAM DANIEL HENDB2RSON IRA LOOMIS HINCKLEY JOHN PERCY HINES ANDREYV JACKSON HINIKER PERLEY CENTENNIAL JONES MINNIE EVANGELINE JORDON CHARLES FISHER LEMMON WILLIAM RAYMOND LINSCOTT FLORA MAE MACDONALD LOUIS PAUL MARIOTTE CHARLES LUTTRELL MCPIKE 9 3,25 HUBERT OSCAR FRANCIS DIENTON CHARLES LEONARD MOREV JEROME BONAPARTE PAINTER HELEN AGNES PARKER FREDERICK BRIGHT PEARCE ARMSTRONG COOPER PRATT ALFRED CURRIE RULOESON, JR. GEORGE E. SCHILLIG FRANKLIN TREXVICK SCOTT FRANK CONVERSE SELLWOOD ERNEST KIRKPATRICK SISSON THOMAS MARTIN SMITH W-ALTER JOSEPH SMYTH JOSEPH MEHLERT STALDER GEORGE GRANT STANFORD CHARLES JOY STEPHENS GEORGE HENRY STEWART VVILLIAM ALFRED VVALDEN FRANK DILTS WATKINS CALEB RUSSELL WILCOXON JEAN IRENE WORTHINGTON GEORGE HENRY WYMORE 96 ' wg Wg 'V i H LW ' in W i .l..imeiifx 5ll fr i . l l P2 A '5 G . . 45 . .. . M M f A M n r an f lr .lf li l JK, i .', - 4, 45 I il, R .QA it , , 1 i i . . . V - ff-X, .ff -f A LI ll l ,A , Y WA, 1 l f Wi' . 1 . 1, li!'UhJ Q, N I ,-i wig' Ai iilillfi A f,l'I'l'f'I6' 4fUlf,Q'fZl6 mc, Id1'zz'b1zl fhidc .1611 jfsff' Taculfy So wise, so grave, with so perplexed a tongue. HONORARX' MEMBERS: So are they all, all honorable men. L. L. DUNBAR: There thou Wilt behold the great image of authority. 'fr A. A. D'ANCoNA: Strength of mind is exercise-not rest. C. L. GODDARD: Your name is great in minds of greatest eensuref, I. M. 'WILLIAMSON Cordiality his motto-a students' friend. M. J. SULLIVAN! His silver hairs will purchase us a good opinion, And buy men's voices to commend our deeds, It shall be said, 'His judgment ruled our handsf H W. B. LEWITT: A moral, sensible, and well-bred man VV ill affront me, for no other can. A. L. LENGFELD: He knew what's what, and thatls as high As metaphysic wit can fly. 48 Eecfurers Who shall dispute what the lecturers say? Their words sufiicientg but to ask a reason In such a state as theirs is not treason. I. D. HOIJLZENZ Born and bred a gentleman, yet u lover of statistics -not poetry. H. P. CARLTON: The best ideas that can be forged in your thoughts, be servants to you. W. F. SHARP: He was the very mildest-mannered man. I. G. SHARP: With eyes of blue and beard of formal cut, Full of wise laws and modern instances. E. BUNNELL: The very pink of perfection. F. W. HARNDEN: There lives more faith in honest doubt, Believe me, than in half the creedsf' H. R. VVLLEY: To all facts there are laws. Demonstrators Knowledge is not happiness. C. A. LITTON: Wit and judgment often are at strife. C. P. HAUSELT: Kindness is wisdorng there are none in life But need it and may learnf' O. TOBRINER: Knowledge is bought only with a weary care, And wisdom means a world zyfj5zzz'1z. W. M.. HERRINGTON: Labor is good for a man, bracing up his energies to conquest and without it life is dull, H. D. NOBLE: For he who is honest is vzabfc, Whatever his fortunes or birth. B. VV. STIC1-1: How happy could I be with either! But while ye thus tease me together, To neither a word will I sayf' S. P. TUGGLE: He that dies, pays a!!de!1i.v. 49 S. I. FRAZER: W'hen he speaks not like a citizen, you find him like a soldier. L. D. BACIGALUPI: WCll'6 born a restless, needy crew, Show me a happier man than you. - '7-'resbman Demonstra tors Would some kind friend show me how to heat H20 and liquify bouillonf' C. H. BOXVMANZ With much quickness, ever to be taught. E. D. KEEFFE: A worker-not a drone. C. B. PORTER: I never have pity for conceited peoplef' I. A. Jamey: spoke. B. C. Boasaka Our Guardians They will give the devil his due. Miss VINCENT: Kind, good, and gracious. COL. HUBBARIJ1 Patience is a plant that grows GEORGE: A wife, ah, gentle deities! can he That has a wife ere feel adversity? GUS: I'm growing careless of my dress, Pm sweeping floors, but that's not best His silence, methinks, expresses more than if : I charge thee, fling away a flzlsc 1'mj51'csx1'a1z.,' not in all gardens -Fm growing wisef' BILLY: Oh! Billy is of mighty use, The stairs are dark and long, He never kicks at his abuse, But whistles a merry song. Zlnassorfed Sizes OUR PATIENTS: Hasten not away, sweet thing, The pain is but a moment. 50 he THE LABS! Hear ye not the hum of mighty workings?'l LECTURE ROOM Cbcyfore Me Zecfzarcj: Harkl whence this sound, It seems a regular hell With demons flying to and frof' CHEMICAL LAB: The offense is rank, It smells to heavenf' THE FRATS: Now we must hang together, or we will be hanged separately. THE DUTCH IANITOR: For my part I wish thou Wert a dog, That I might kick thee.'y , f EXTRACTING Room: Pain pays the drawing of each precious thing. C0:Eds There are some young maids called co-eds fSometimes we wish they were deadj, But down in our hearts is a very soft spot For these fair young maids called co-eds. MISS BLOSSOM: Trust no future, however pleasant. MISS HERRMANN: We still have talked together, fSee Iuniorsj And for some time learned, played, ate together, And wheresoeler we went, like ,Tuno's swans, Still we were coupled and inseparable. MISS TURNER : My words Hy up, my thoughts remain below. MISS CROALL : Age can not wither her, nor custom stale her ininite variety. EDNA MOORE : Always look wise, no matter how silly you feelf' DAVID CMISS DAVISD: Oh, sir I I must not tell my age, They say women and music must not be dated. H ANNA IOOST 1 Her dear hair is golden, Her profile is olden, I-Ier grace doth embolden me. Queens there are many, But my goddess Annie Rules alone. -tk 'K P-Jel's license 51 -I STINA WAGNER 1 H Only a teacher-there's none can know The depths of thyself, its weal and woe 5 If no fond dreams have been thine own, No one knows-'tis only known Thou'rt only a teacher. Seniors vi The melancholy days are come, the saddest of the year. HALSTED : Let another man praise thee and not thine own lips. HBUTCH LIKENS : I seldom repent for having eaten too littlef' ARTHUR BAKER : Love is master of all arts. SPORTY GRUSS : All is not gold that glitters. HOWARD TENNYSON: Even a fool when he holdeth his peace is counted wise. CAsUsUs BLOTZ WHITNEY : He hath a tone that's all his own. BILLY ALLIN: Effusive, practiced, deceitful, gallantry, he would make an ideal clerk. , BACON: WHITE: Last year anti-frats, GRUSS: This year nothing. ARROYO: I. BARNETT : He was in logic a great critic, Profoundly skilled in analytic. F. L. EMPTY HUS z To get thine ends, lay bashfulness aside? STEVE PIPER : His tawny beard was the equal grace Both of his wisdom and his facefl SCOTTY SOUTHNVORTHZ His manners were gentle, complying and bland. USELESS GRANT : Neither a borrower nor a lender be. CAL. CALLENDER : 'Tis he, I knew the manner of his gait. I. P. RIVER : Nothing lovelier can be found in woman than to study household goods. 52 PAUL BURNS: 't You are meek and humble-mouthedf' A. S. SULLIVAN: Once in the iiight of ages past, there lived a man. W. H. RENXVICK2 There is not such a word spoken of in Scotland as this word fear. CHARLIE KUSTER: You 'hear that boy laughing? J. BARNETT: L. LPARKSZ G. LIKENS: . , A. D. PATTERsoN: f' Hlghbmdemp . A DR. C. A. LITTON, High Joss. C. A. FUGLER: W. A. LAWSON: C. A. FUGLERTI May never lady press his lips, His proffered love returning, -- Who makes a furnace of his mouth, And keeps his chimney burning. G. W. GOVE: Here's to the brave upon the wave. B. R. HIAIVILINZ Silence more musical than any song. EDDIE MULRENIN: 'I V. grant, although he had much wit, He was very shy of using it. I. I. WILLIAMS: The gift of song was chieiiy lent To give consoling music. A. D. PATTERSON: A man whose blood is very slow broth. BERT COLEGROVE: I care for nobody, no, not I. L. H. PARKS: A friend is never known till needed. W. H. MAYHEW-: Without the smile from partial beauty won, V Oh, what were man? A world without a sun. T. U. SMYTHE: Tis not a set of features, or complexion. The tincture of a skin that I admire. MAURICE SCHILLER: Why dost thou bend thine eyes upon the earth And start so often when thou sitt'st alone ? A juniors BUBBLES WCJOLSEX' 1 Had I but serv'd my books with half the zeal I Serv'd my stomach, they would not in mine ex's, Have left me naked to the profs. 53 ' STUBBY DOYLE: HI must hie me to the barberls, for, methinks, I am marvelously hairy about the face. H FAT FARMAN : What is he ?-A big fat baby, Vainly strives, and fights and frets: Demanding all, deserving nothing, One big cinch is what he getsf, JACK SOMERSETT : As melancholy as an unbraced drum. SKINNY WHITMAN : He has a lean and hungry look. BALDV CARMICIIAEL: He has no hair on the top of his head, In the place where the wool ought to grow. TOTARO OHARA: He mouths a sentence as curs mouth a bone. ALBERT JosEPH FRANCIS VICTOR HUGO LUCCHETTI: Pay me that ' dollar you . owe mef' LITTLE FRANKIE MADDEN : It was a childish ignorance, But now 'tis little joy To know I'm further off from heaven Than when I was a boy. TORPEDO CACERES: 'l O, Gad! Extracting all day! All day extract- ing-- finef, H25 MEYER 1 Something there is more needful tha11 expense, And something previous even to taste- 'tis sense. JACK MCCLISH : Where's my plate shears ? l , ANSWER : Something useful has vanished, And is sighed for in vain, And though searched for everywhere It is ne'er seen again. GEORGIE PHILLIPS 1 I am the most unoffending soul alive. MOLLY GALLOYVAY2 He may have to borrow Grider's pistol when CHAFF is out. GINGER SCOTT: 'A I am a sweet-faced youth, I am.', SUMNER HARDY : I can't stand this make! long. NUTTY PRINCE : If dirt were trumps, what hands he would hold ! 54 DAGO BURNS : Please repeat the question 5 I don't quite understand it, doctor. PIKE AUSTIN : His wit invites you by his looks to come, But when you knock, it never is at home. 'YON GINNO Csee Co-edsj: We still have talked together, And for some time learned, played, ate together, U And vvhereso'er We Went, like -Iuno's swans Still we were coupled and inseparable. WILLIE Tiworg Ay, sirg to be honest as the college goes, is to lose one's instruments. JUDGE MOGAN : 'A 'Tis hard if all is false that we advance, A fool must now and then be right by chance. SAGEBRUSH RULIsoN: How mute he would be if he were forbidden ' to speak well of himself and evil of others. SWEDY BERGSTROM : I loathe not that low Vice, curiosity. CASADAV-H Here ! 'l L' Tho' I know you're perfection, Have had a first section, Are above correction, I must ask you a question. CROPS GRIDER : Hain't I got a hard name, nohow? 'l GEORGIE AIKEN : Strong were his hopes a rival to remove, With blandishments to gain this public lovef' WINDY ROGERS z What some people need more than anything else is change, they may have dollars and not same. IULIE BERNHEIM: You are well made-have some common sense, and do not lack all imprudencef' DANNIE CocKER'roN: Don't doubt his sex or take him for a girl. ART I-IACKET: You are the hare of whom the proverb goes, Whose valor plucks dead lions by the beard. PHIL CUMMINGS: I always have faith in a boy that blushesf' 55 PETALUMA PHILLIPS! When the fox hath once got in his nose, He'll soon find means to make his body ' follow. JOSIE FINLEY: How many hearts have you broken, By the honeyed words you have spoken? How many maids do you daily entrance By the magical charm of your glance ? WEB-FOO'FED XITAUGHN : 'L The empty vessel makes the greatest sound. KENTUCKY CAssIDv: He was perfumed with vile tobaccog And twix his finger and his thumb he held A cigarette, which ever and anon He gave his open mouth. T BROTHER ELLER: Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a sort, if As if he mocked himself and scorned his spirit That he could be moved to smile at anything. DEAR HART,' FOSTER: List to the wo of a student, Who sang to his ladye faire, And found that not the ladye, But her brutal ,pa was there. FARMER OSTROM : You play the spaniel, and think by that wagging of your tongue to win me. CHAP WHITE: Never did a foolish thing g Never did a wise one. BRICK MCKEE: A man with red hair will have red hair till he dyes. -- IRISH BROAD: He is a roystering jolly good fellow, Who's always prepared for a Hingg But yet he has one failing accursed,- He thinks he is able to sing. NEVADA MORGAN.: His loud laugh spoke a vacant mind. JOE BLACKBURN: What! is the jay more precious than the lark, Because his feathers are more beautiful? Or is the adder better than the eel, Because his painted skin contents the eye ? 56 WALLIE READING: Oh, my! I have to work so hard I donlt have time for a square meal ! LONELY TOBRINER: 'tWhile he was not born in the beginning, and has not yet acquired all the knowledge in sight, he can comfort himself just like a man who knows it all. BLONDY ANDERSON: If a patient should return a plate to you, A first-class remedy is to try a little glueg . If this should fail, the next best thing to do Would be to try my patent method of a tack , or two.' ' HARRX' LEPPO: 'Society buds often develop into bloomersf' 'Freshmen VV'here did you come from, Freshy, dear? Out of the backwoods into the here, Where did you get those trousers gray ? Mama made them in half a day. MOUNTAINEER BAXTER: Ye crags and peaks, I'll be with you once again. COUNT NOVITZKY: A mere court butterfly, That flutters in the pageant of a monarch. Charlie sneers at curls, as his hair grows scant, CHARLIE AYRES: . and Filbert slanders apples because he has FILBERT CADENA: H no teeth. JAY WILSON: Some jay birds sing 'Joost' so sweetly. TOMMY BARR' These three hammer side by side, ' They fill the room with glee. JIM DOMENICONI: ST. DOMINIC ALBERTI: A dentist chair they soon will slide, And many patients see. 57 CYCLER HANSEN: The terrible Swede. SIS JANKE: Hlanck? No! Yank? No l ! Yank-cc? No ! I I Yonk? No! l l ! A dashing heart smasherf' CHNEIDER GUSTAVE SCHWARZ: Zwei lager. Den zentsf' MARX' ETCHEVERR vc Mary, put the kettle on, and We'll all take tea.', A. BAER: Two merry Baers are We, J. BAER: With grizzly's main propensity? Mow GREEN! When love is strong It Or never tarries to take heed, know if its return exceed Its gift, in its haste no Burning celluloid belong. 'MFEDDYH O'BR1EN: Q' DANCING RINCKEL: PIPE REGNART: JOHN L. SULLIVAN: DAD CONNER: We hail from the land of sagebrush, silver, and sand. CThey may have the sand, but they have no silver.j May never lady press his lips, his proffered love returning, Who makes a furnace of his mouth, and keeps his chimney burning, May each true woman shun his sight for fear his fumes should choke her, For none but those who smoke themselves, have kisses for a smoker. A H John L., a mighty man is he, With large and sinewy hands, And the muscles of his brawny arms Are strong as iron bands. Only a teacher! Ah, who can know The hopes that were thine a few years ago, The fond hopes that burnt like ire in thy breast, And have brought you naught but a vague unrest ? Only a teacher! 58 WIFE SIEFERD: One word can charm all wrongs away,- The sacred name of wife. PETE H VVOOLSEY: I go, I gog look hovTfI go, Swifter than arrow from Tartar's bow. BILLIIE SHEPARD: A mountain shepherd boy am I, And for my flocks I ever sigh.' SLY SEYDEL: The sly fox barks not when he would steal the lamb. AGUINALDO AI.DUNA'rIf:: The Chilean maid that loves, Goes out to sea upon a shattered plank, VVho puts her trust in thee for safety. HARRY GATEST: 'IOnly a woman's hair. CkThere was no name on the slender packet, when found on the Gatetsll' KD EDDIE BETTERTON Z Th tif B' .1 f' SAMMY BLOCK l 6 VO S Says Betty to Sammy B. with derisive irony, IDO you think you can carry me ?' Says Sammy to Betty, ' Square up with your elbow joint, And you'll find, however slim I be, I always carry my pointf ARCHIE DICK: We'Ife scanned the actions of his daily life With all the industrious malice of a foe, And nothing meets our eyes but deeds of honor. PAINFUL HARSHALL: Ashamed to toil, art thou? Ashamed of thy dusty work-bench ? JESSE CHILTON: It was the foot of Chilton that first pressed Fore- father's Rockf' HENRY STRRN: Oh, sirsl I must not tell my age, for my birth is long passed and shall never be dated. FREDDIE STAPPF: EDNVIN MAUIQ: HDEARESTH MILBERRV: FRITZ McMArHz t i ,, 111611 S I' UU. JIM MCGOUGH: P 'O From their labor health and content- PERCY GASIQILL: FREDIJII-: STOKES: 59 OLIN HUNTER: A mighty Hunter- His prey the teeth of manf' LOVIE 'l LEVINGER: HONXVARDZ GTNGERS HEITDIANZ WOOLSEY: DUFFY HENDERSON: Who can What would Dovie do if Lovie die? Golden hair like sunlight streaming on the marble of their brows. answer where thy road leads? SOUTH JANSING: A butcher boy was he. BONES LILLARD: Osteology in the silent night JOE CAREWVZ VAN VROOM KLEISER: EDDIE PAINTER: FREDDIE PERRIN: BABY KNOX: Has changed his raven locks to whitef' They're not handsome, but they're wise -just like poor old maidsf' - --1l1-- -- .. -.- P- - -' -L- BJM 11-segloga. 4' QQM' If 5 ' -4 N ' - li: it , W elll all help rock this dear baby to sleep. ELVVOOD HERBERT: AB LINDSAY: RALPH SCHEIER: Last but not least. They are wisely looking at a map of the universe with the sincerest confidence of finding themselves upon it. 60 witty Zllifficisms DR. GODDARD Cafter drawing a poor profile which made the class gigglej: t'I'm a little off on drawing faces. A dentist ought to draw teeth better than faces anyway. DR. LENGFELD: A disinfectant is a substance which makes you open the windows to let the fresh air in. . DR. HODGEN Clecturing on fermentationj: The main difference between Sauterne and Champagne is about five dollars? F' 'L xX f 1 , ... N ,X 5 ' I f XX V X V XA N X N ! f S gf 1' - 1 it 7 N - X X T - I' . 3, -P77 .- ,- -.'. , TXVO SNAP SHOTS OF PALMER DUNBAR IN THE ACT OF XVALKING. DR. D'ANcoNA Qlecturing on nervous systemyz The reflex frog is placed on its back and will lie perfectly quiet C just then the frog kicked vigorouslyj. DR. LENGFELD:- Priestly., the discoverer of many gases, lived near a brewery, but patronized it only for the study of C O,, therein differing from men of the present age. 61 DR. HODGEN: Gold has affinity for few thingsg it certainly has no afhnity for many men. DR. D'ANCoNA: The decay of the teeth is due to the fact that they are really rudimentary organs. If we wish to prevent decay Cfor the teeth of man are the only ones that decayj, we must give up cooking and use our teeth to defend ourselves in our brawls and scraps. . DR. LENGFELD: If you wish to make a good chemist, observe every- thingg don't make a practise of observing pretty girls alone, but, I repeat, observe everything. DR. CARLTON: Will some one please lend me a book? 'I QNO one movesj Has any one present a book? CAfter a few moments of perfect silencej Well, I guess no one will crib to-day, then. DR. HODGEN: Carbon dioxide is a constitutent of our so-called soda waters, but, as most of you know, it is not found in Martini's. H DR. LENGFELD: Oxygen is essential to all animal existence. There could be no life without it. Strange to say, it wasn't discovered until about a century ago. Student Csoifa vocal: I wonder what they did before it was discovered. DR. SULLIVAN: For gout, an internal bath is very good. You know you can take a bath internally as well as externally. I have reference to water now. ' DR. WILLIAMSON Clecturing on the larynxj : You know that is the organ of voiceg and for those that have lost its use there is an institution across the bay. I also learn they sfeal bases very well over there. DR. SULLIVAN: Be very careful about the size of opiates you give to children - unless you want to make angels of them. DEMONSTRATOR tlooking at patientj: One night with Venus and three years with !lle1'amjf.'l DR. LENGFELD: Latin is the language of science, because it has been dead so long that it cannot decompose any more. 67 DR. W'1LL1AMsoN: The word stare as applied to an horcleolum will. I suppose, be more popular to the rural delegation of the class, although I would advise you not to mention the word szjfc to a patient it' he was suffering from that afliiction, as you would be able to obtain a much larger fee by using the word hardco- Zumf, DR. LENGFELD: Most ingredients of patent medicines are on the label. Some may be in the bottle. Q25 C25 f' Zllisbes FOR THE COMFORT OF THE STUDENTS, AND OTHER OBVIOUS REASONS, THE STUDENTS WISHZ- That Wanz, ,Q9, would keep his mouth shut for Hve minutes. That Harshall, ,OI, would get a hair cut. That Prince, loo, would ge! 07Zf0 hz'11zseZfa1za'gz'f. That Baby Schwarz, ,OI, would be able to answer one question without being cribbed. A To know why Sullivan, VOI, washed his face, blackened hi-z shoes, had a clean shave and combed his hair when he operated on his Hrst C!L 6l7ZSZ.7Zg' case. That Heitman, OI, were larger in proportion to his size. That Grant, '99, would not think himself a head demonstrator in the chemical laboratory. That Chilton, ,OI, would not write letters to San Francisco when he goes home in vacations. That Dr. Stich could find a better loafing-place than a certain operating chair in the front operating-room. That the Editors of CHAFF may not be licked for any article in this issue. 63 College Dictionary ALUMINUM CCASTD: An instrument that kept junior students busy in january. ASSISTANT DEMONSTRATOR: An ass who tells you that the inferior mesenteric is in the spermatic. CINCH: The process of changing from a three to a -four year course, CO-EDS: Students with whom Dr. Stic-h may always be found. CRIB: Antagonistic to spotter: an invaluable aid in ex's. Used freely by Senior and Freshman students. CUT: To go to the Cliff House when we ought to go to a lecture. EX: A very bitter and disagreeable medicine the doctors give to lazy students: a way of letting profs. know what's on your crib. FLUNK: Answering a question when the answer is not known. FRESHMAN: A chaotic mass of Ccj sells. IMPRESSION: W'hat the Freshmen put in the mouth and what the dem- onstrator has to take out. . JUNIOR: A student who knows it all and desires to teach the Faculty. PLUCK: The means that the profs. have of keeping students in the A class for another year. QUIZ: An instrument of torture young doctors delight in using on their betters. SENIOR: A man who rides a pony in the race for a sheepskin. SPOTTER: One that keeps you from getting perfect in ex'sg opposite crib. STIFF: See Sub. SUB: That which eight students cut up about. VALEDICTORIAN: A wind instrument belonging to the graduating class. VULCANIZER: An instrument we watch by the hour. 64 Practise Oufbalanced by is ? R sound JANKB Give that I the H SHARP What s that ? R Yankee. JANKIE. My names pronounced . SHARP: Well Mr. Yan-fre, tell me what a blush'is MR. IANKE: A blush-well--it is caused DR.SHARP: What sthat Mr. Yankee MR. IANKE Cwith a blush that would do credit to Miss Sixteenj: I know, doctor but I can't express it Q DR. SHARP: Well, Mr. Shiner, can you tell me what a blush is ? MR. SCHEIER Cwith a single breath : My name's Scheier. A blush is a tempo- rary erythema and calorfic effulgence of the physiognomy, aetiologized by the perceptive- ness of the sensorium when in a predicament of unequilibrity from a sense of shame, anger or other cause, eventuating in a paresis of the vaso-motor filaments of the facial capillaries, whereby, being divested of their elasticity, they are suffused with a radiance emanating from an intimidated praecordiaf' Cbeorp R' - A ows H' G OT at Q91 DR. W'. SHARP: Now, Mr. Iank, will you tell me what a blush 1 7 M A , 1 I ' I K V 3 K I ' Y , ' DR . , ,, ,ffifxl M 4 : 1 yr U 4 U l DR - f' x 1 I -Q 1533 ' ' -QI: 'rr-.1 :ily 1, -nf, +21 y . . . . i '43'ii1,..2f by the acceleration and inhibitory nervesf, ASEE. ff 1 H P' ' ' rt ,, , :A I A D ll Q ,- 1 .ay len Xl 1 ' t. i 5 x 1 2 il. , . L. Qi 'W an f ', typ A death-like pallor spread over the doctor's face, which is still noticeable, and, although the intervening months have been auspicious towards the recovery of the vaso-dilator fibers, never be able to blush again. 65 it is feared that he wi 7-'rom the Lecture Room 225.29 USE every man after 11is desert, And who shall 'scape a grinding? DR. LEWITT: Is there anything characteristic about the appearance of a syphilitic infant when born ? 'I' MR. VVILLIAMS: The teeth are usually indentedf, DR. LENGFELD: VVhat are the Conte ts of the two papers of Seidlitz powders, Mr. Burns? I' BURNS: I think Rochelle's salts are in the blue one and CO2 in the DR. white one. CARLTON: Just wake Rogers up: I know this is interesting, and he must not miss any of itf' DR. D'ANcoNA: Mr. Foster, what is apoplexy? MR. F.: I think it's when the muscles don't act vigorously. DR. D.: Mr. Burns, can you answer the question 3 MR. B.: I don't quite understand the question. QAfter it was repeated and a long pause ensuedj DR. D.: I don't quite understand your answer. DR. MR CAS W. F. SHARP! Grant, what would you do when you get a plate to repair? . G.: VVell, examine the mouth and wax it together. Did he mean the mouth ? . ADAY Cafter roll eallbz Call my name George, and everybody Said, Hc'1'6.'.f.f,' 66 DR. LENGFELD: Rogers, what is black lead used for? MR. R.: For crucibles and formerly for lead-pencils. DR. L.: Are lead-pencils made from black lead now? R.: No, sir. DR. L.: From what are they made? R.: Graphite, I think. DR. L.: W'hat is graphite ? R.: Graphite is black lead. DR. D'ANcoNA: Mr. Broad, what is paralysis? MR. B.: Itls When the afferent impressions are lost. DR. D.: Can you see the impressions carried to the brain? MR. B.: I think so. . DR. GODDARD: Mr. Rivers, what teeth would you extract for room for upper protrusion? MR. R.: All the protruded teeth. DR. CARLTON: ' Mr. Lucchetti? How do you pronounce that ? MR. L.: Lu-ket-e. DR. C.: That's rightf' DR. W. F. SHARP: Mr. Ostrorn, what is the difference between a continuous gum plate and a gauge plate? 'I MR. O.: The teeth on the gauge pla- Cbut the class drowns out the rest of the answer in laughterj DR. LENGFELD: How many minims in a fluid drachm? I' PHILLIPS : Sixty-five. A DR. L.: Mr. Whitmari, what is your idea F MR. W.: There ought to be sixty-five, but I don't think there are. DR. CARLTON: Are there two Casadays in this class? G. H. CASADAY: There was, but the other fellow hasn't showed up at all lately. 57 5 MR. GODDARD: Mr. Parks, what do you mean by jumping the bite? X MR. P.: Getting a new slant to the teeth by jumping over them. DR. XVILLIAMSON: U What is the name of the small artery accom- panying the sciatic nerve? It has a name with which you can surprise your friends. MR. ELLER: The Anastomatica Magna. DR. W.: That is a name to surprise your friends, but it is not correct? DR. LENGFELU: The atom of Oxygen is to the atom of Hydrogen as 16 to I, and the Class laughed. DR. CARI.'roN: t'How should the operator breathe while at the chair? MORGAN: Mouth breathing is proper. QProlonged laughterj Oh! ah-do you mean-ah-- DR. C.: L' I mean just what I saidf' M.: Well, he should breathe through the nose. Dr. C.: Why? M.: By breathing through his nose he will not make so much noise. CGreat laughterj Morgan afterward said that he didn't see thejoke, for in the book it merely said, The operator should breathe through the nose for obvious reasonsf' DR: How are teeth developed? lz 'W ell, first there is a sort of a boil appears, and then there is some epithelium grows up from Meckel's g'Ll7Zg'!Z'07Z and tbrms the tooth. DR. CARLTON: The book states that the operator at the chair should not breathe through his mouth. Do you believe in the germ theory? MORGAN: Yes, sir, I believe in the German theory. 68 JI Sample of fbe 'First Query in Cbemistry Cbis Year DR. LENGFELD: How many ounces in a litre? MADDEN: Thirty-two. DR. L M.: DR. M.: DR. M R DR. MR DR. MR DR. MR. DR. Mr. DR. DR. : H How many ounces in a quart? Thirty. L.: K' Now, then, approximately how many' litres in a quart? One hundred and twenty-Aoh! no! about three hundred. QThe class roared.Q L.: Mr, Lucchetti, if there are thirty ounces in a litre and thirty-mio ounces in a quart, how many litres in a quart, approximately ? L. Qafter studying several minutespz One. L.: How many quarts in a gallon ? L.: Four. L.: How many gallons in approximately twelve litres? L. Qvery knowinglyj: Twenty-eight. QAnd the class laughedj CARLTON: Mr. Whitman, of what is a cingule composed? W.: A cingule is a deficiency and consists of enamel. C.: Mr. Grider, in what lower animal is the talon of the lateral found ? G.: just above the cutting edgef' GODDARD Cannouncing certain clinicslz On next Wlednesday, the regular clinic day, there will be four clinics. I will give oneg Dr. T will give one, and Qredectingj the other two names I can not recommendf' CPerceiving the mistake, the doctor and the class laughed.D LENGFELD Clecturing on NQOJ: UN20 is composed of the same constituents as air: when you inhale air it does not exhilarate you and make you laugh. Uust then Caceres burst out laughing and seemed to disprove the doctor's statementj 69 DR. CARLTON: Mr. Burns, what is good for hyper-sensitive teeth besides cocaine? BURNS C after listening avvhilej: A red-hot iron -but soon found he had made a mistake and said, Hot air. DR. WILLIAMSONHZ What plexus is formed by these nerves ? MR. MORGAN: Pneumatic plexus. DR. W: That is the kind of answer that Zi1'c's. DR. CARLTON: Miz Cummings, will you describe the teeth of a person with a nervous temperament ? MR. C.: A nervous tooth-ah-ah- CBut that is all We heard.j DR. WILLIAMSON: Mr. Gstrom, what is the nerve supply of the omohyoid muscle? MR. O.: I should think it would be the spinal accessory. , DR. W.: Did you gather that information from Gray or from your own observations ? DR. DUNBAR: K' What would you do next, Mr. Smythe? SMYTHE Con being waked up by a fellow-student and informed that he Was called onj: Oh ! Will you please repeat the question ? MR. DUNBAR: You are it. DR. SULLIVAN: What do you do in case of excessive vomiting ? GANIBITZZ Use some medicinal agent. DR. S.: That is rather a broad z'1'eaL'12ze7zZ. CGambitz never smiledj E DR. HARNDEN: Name the different parts of an instrument. BLOCK! Handles, blades, and chancresf' DR. TUGGLE: 4' Did you ever eat sweetbreads ? FRESHV: Yes, lots of them. DR. TUGGLE: What are svveetbreads ? FRESHY: Pies, cakes, cookies, etc. 70 DR. SULLIVAN: What are the antidotes for mineral acid poison ? 'l MISS BLOSSOM: Oh-plasters and chalk I DR. S.: Would a belladonna or mustard plaster do ?'l DR. DUNBAR: What people are most apt to have gouty diathesis ? MR. GAMBITZ: Those that lead a fast life. CThe doctor smiled, while the class laughedj DR. HODGEN: Mr. Burridge, you tell us how it is done at your father's. MR. B.: I' Can't give it away, doctor l F' DR. SHARP: Foster, how do you anneal gold? F.: By holding in a tlamef' DR. S.: What for? F.: To remove the moisture and the Water of crystallization. DR. WILLIAMSON: Mr. Ohara, what is the nerve? OHARA: Optic? DR. VV.: HOW many are there? O.: Three--oh no, tvvo on each side! DR. SULLIVAN: Mr. Schiller, what is gallic acid ? 3' SCHILLER: Gallic acid is obtained from the galls of small insects of the order of hymenopteriaf, DR. SHARP! Farman, Where is a muliie used? 'l FARMAN: In the laboratory. DR. WILLIAMSON Cto junior classj: Don't try to remember the names of the petrosal nerves, Whether they be long, short, large, small, deep, or superiicial. I once tried to remember all of them and found that I was getting ' Gray ' by doing so. 71 Bow Could You? IT was Sunday, january I, when Messrs. Kleiser and Alduuati met on the Oakland Ferry, both bound on a trip across the bay. The bay was rough, and the boat rolled and pitched to such an extent that the passengers of the milder sex were in mortal terror. Seeing a beautiful girl weeping, Mr. A. walked up to her, ard, in a soothing voice, declared there was no danger, and he would let no harm touch her. . Hearing a gentle voice beside her, the maiden turned, threw her arms around his neck, and fainted. Then the medical knowledge of the two young Freshmen came ing for they restored her to conscious- nessfand then turned to go-but, oh, no! the maiden would not have it thus, so they finally had to see her home. l2o Cime WHEN john L. Sullivan, of the Freshman class, arrived in the city and registered at a South Side hotel, after having a room assigned him, he inquired at what hours meals were served. Breakfast from 7 to II, luncheon from II to 3,3 dinner from 3 to 8: supper from 8 to uf' replied the clerk glibly. By Crammeny ! ej aculated Sullivan, with bulging eyes, when am I going to get time to go to college? Qui fe a man . WILLIAWI BACON made himself believe that Billy Bacon was quite a shrewd Hnancier, because Billy was small enough to bunco some of Wi1liam's friends out of twenty cents each, footing up to 33. 50, which Bacon pocketed and acted as if proud of William Bacon, of Alameda. U .71 Brigbf Cbougbf DR. W. F. SHARP: Mr. Green, tell us something about Knapp blow- pipe. MR. GREEN Cwith great coniidencejz It burns naphtha, doctor. 72 Quite Cute! MR. MILBERRY: After you graduate, Stokes, are you going to throw your practise towards any particular specialty? 'I MR. STGKES: Well, I don't know. I haven't thought of that, but suppose that'll be a good scheme. MR. M.: Yesg I want to make a specialty of oral surgery. MR. S.: That will be splendid. How would it-be for me to make a A specialty of 2017-ffE7Z surgery ? 'instinct FJ DR. D'ANcoNA: Mr. Heitman, when an ostrich is pursued, it sticks its head in the sand. What does that show ? CFor once Mr. Heitman failed to have some sort of an answer ready.J 062' ess 67 Rl Xl! M is L' Rssuadr 73 Letters to the Editor. .H .20 THE following letters were found in the Chief EditOr's Waste-paper basket, but the Roasting Editor, on the alert for news, thought them to be too good a thing to let pass. EDITOR OF CHAFF --Dem' Sir: I have the following bill for damages which the Junior class refused to pay. These damages were Committed on my personal property on jan. 26, I899, and I wish to make the affair public, so please publish the following itemized account: 3 Pants' Buttons QE zc .... . . . 350.06 I Dirn0nd Dick Novel. . . . .05 I Tin Whistle ....... . .05 I Broken Bicycle Pump ..... . . .... . .03 I Stick of Chewing Candy ............. . .oz Damage to Mouth from Being Hit with an Apple , , , ,Io Time Spent Dodging Missiles GD, Ioc. per hr. . . . .05 Mental Anguish .............. . . .Io Total ........ ........, 5 0.46 Kindly do me this favor. Yours, A. D. PRINCE. EDITOR or CHAFFH--Deaf' Str: I wish you would publish the fact that the Aluminum Plate I cast last january vvas a remarkable piece of ski!! and not luck as a great many of my colleagues thought. Therefore please grant me this favor as I wish the matter to be thor- oughly understood. Yours truly, R. E. BURNS. EDITOR OF CIMIAFFH--Dear SZ'7'.' I wish to ask a delicate favor of you. I hear that you are going to publish a comment on my con- stancy Qif you might call it suchQ With a certain co-ed. Now jbfmse do not do this, as I am afraid a certain young lady out in the Mission would get onto it, and then --well-I don? know what would hezfnjben. Hoping you will consider this matter favorably, I am yours truly, A. W. BAKER. 74 Change Cars! MEMBERS of Dr. Sullivanis class in Pathology are apt to be over- come by drowsiness. Colegrove, after a night out, was taking a pleas- ant snooze, during which he began to speak incoherently. Neighbors aroused Mr. C. and Dr. Sullivan reminded the genial Bert that there was no objection to his sleeping, but the lecturer .could not allow talk- ing in the sleep. ' Rural Scenes DR. WILLIQMSON recognized Leppo as a farmer and tried to have his familiarity with the plow, aid in suggesting a bone assisting in the formation of the nasal fossa. 'Leppo tried to disguise his farming knowledge, and disclaimed his intimacy with the plowshare bone--the wmcr. Selections from Some Tresbmen l2ote:books SOLIDS are called Pyrometers. C MERCURY:high boiling point and low freezing point. ALCOHOLilOW boiling point. AN oracle is a thing in the heart. THE heart is situated in front of the spine, and below the head. One Tdea of tbe Situation IN a 6'07'I'Z'd0l' c01we1'saz'z'0n, after Colonel Edwards talk on Affiliated Athletics, a student dropped into poetry, and, although it is not a masterpiece in rhyme, we publish it for the idea expressed:- For if you have the least desire To witness an athletic fire, And see every lab. door closed, Go hear genial Colonel Edwards talk Of how the Dentals can toe the chalk, And help 'Old Berkeley' to support Her football team, oh I How'd you like to be the ice man, joe ? 75 Passing Cbougbts and 'Facts A FRESHMAN was heard to speak of plaster of London. He had been studying Geography instead of Mechanical Dentistry, we presume. THE Junior class are much amused to see how straight Morgan sits in Dr. Hodgeifs lectures now. NVhy-! l ! l-!. Cbe Ode of the Smoking:room. Divine in hookas, glorious in pipe, lllhen tipped with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe, Like other charms, wooing the caress More dazzlingly when daring in full dressg Yet thy true lovers more admire by far Thy naked beauty-Give me a cigar. ,V ,Lfjf me 1-R IAl'1f X Q, W ,LN XY' If QQAQ S v . Wi- 2 e- 1lif2f?TXiq'iXN - mf: f ,llifli ,wffgazifg,zfd6g?,, s X! MQ f 'flfqf ff! 'i' ' if if if Q 'F X QQ! Mgt ,I 44 y , ,W u 'N ff's7g?5i ' 5,7 X ursig fx '- -X KW .f M XX g,,,fffs Agri D fe, , m,,g,,g,,:.f ,, i jc? xlif fs r 1 , , 7 J 'CQXX xx f -f ' f ' ff 4- . , ,Am ,, I U., Q X , . 1 7 Wigfi '-2' . . -:cg,,q,-,islff,-gpriifm-:Www-., N y K- , '- 252' Ti .1 Y ' ,X -L Q I? flmlnl lun falfng an Illllpl xrfon rjn milk Uflg'llll 1: 'Mig' J ' 'fu 7 . FRESHMAN Cafter six months' college workj: May I have the keys of the library, Miss Vincent P 'l Miss V : Dr. Litton has them. Ask him for them. FRESHMAN Qvacant starej: Dr. Litton I----Oh, oh, oh ! Who is Dr. Litton ? 76 I 4 Q --f --f- :n , .XX- li I Vx W 'NWN HN '7?'f ? ,, . 4251 ?,m. 1L f fl 195' - 'WM M 'f ' P NWI af? ,aw 1 ,gp 11 5 f zf ' W Hal' 'j' ' -Lim, Y..VYwv w,,jg1, X W1 1 41229 Z 45? ' ' f Hl'4 V W vw 44 QA Xl P fu Qfftfjzc f. N , ,af QQ ff? f M ,. f 'Q X h ' ' ' wiri, L,f3Es-ftkswf X45 X 351 . N Mgwwf Jf2.f,'f' g' IW iz' XKZWFXH QEQ f ff f ' ' , I M. , W., - 1 , ' H ' , I! :FW fb f ' 6 MW. 2 M ' X4 7 !,f,fKZ77'Lf, Q f ,-N ff' I X I QL fff' if kd j iii.f- ,Q K mmm X V Y X AKC .L - -M 'f 4- A - IIN W k-ui-'Zi J X xx - -V V Q XJ, 1?- 1 im KQ M f N lL ':,: ,, f f - p , 1 I rl, x XI f N, QL , 3 k fl, 5 ' XX iw f Wy '91 Q, 1 f'NW ,I X, KYVMQA31 f 0 ffffnf f ' lvl, f 1, I I U f,f I .iltbletic Review of the Year es' .al EARS, tears, nothing but tears and defeats-such is the record in baseball in the past season. This has been a remarkably gloomy season all around. Though the Freshman team opened the season with victories, and gained some support, both victories and support were conspicuous by their absence in the games of the College Team. The Team did their duty, and did it well, but the fault lies with the student body, who failed to give the necessary encouragement of their presence-let alone the cheers and noise-that do a great deal toward winning a game. ' Let us hope that our future move to the Aiiiliated College Build- ings may awaken some interest in athletics. We have some remarkable talent among the classes, and it should be given an opportunity to show itself. We have talent fully developed, also, that should be brought to our front ranks-for instance, Sumner Hardy, who .holds an enviable position on the tennis court from the Pacific to the Rocky Mountains, again, we have Palmer Dunbar, who has played with the 'Varsity Football Team for several seasonsg and Roy Woolsey has an excellent reputation in Berkeley as an athlete. Our genial Charles Kuster played several seasons with the 'Varsity Baseball Team. Wake up ll! Fellows! With the talent above mentioned, and many others that we could mention, make a reputation for our college in athletic circles that will be spoken of with pride. 78 P. S. CUMMINGS, 'oo W. P. AUSTIN, O. R. HUNTER, ,OI W. P. AUSTIN, 'oo C. F. KUSTER, ,QQ D. E. BLAc1cBURN, J. CAREW, ,OI H. A. IANSING, ,OI D. H. LEPPO, 'oo I. R. BERNHEFIE, 'oo - H. N. HENDERSON, 'oo 'oo 'OI - College Ceam Manager - Captain - Catcher - Pitcher - First Base ' Second Base 5 Third Base Shortstop Left Field First Base Center Field - Right Eieid P. GASKILL, ,oi - - Substitute C. S. HARDY, ,oo - - - - Substitute Games February 4, 1899. Institute of D. D. and B. vw Dentals score, I7 February 13, 1899 Lowell High Dentals score, 6 February 15, 1899 U. C. Seniors Dentals score, 9 February 18, 1899 U. C. Medicals Dentals score, 8 February 25, 1899 Belmonts Dentalsg score, II Class Games Freshmen. juniors. HUNTER - Catcher - BURNS JANSING - - - Pitcher - - AUSTIN HERBERT, Capt. - First Base - MORGAN CAREW - - - Second Base - MOGAN AYERS - - Third Base BLACKBURR GASKIL1. - Shortstop - CUMMINGS SHEPHERD - - Left Field - LEPPO, Capt HENDERSON - Center Field - BERNHEIM McGoUGH - - Right Field Scori- Games Freshmen 1o. Law College 2. Freshmen 13. Pharmacy College 5. Freshmen 7. Juniors 5. 79 George fi.. Bufferdine Q5 at E take great pleasure in introducing to our readers this year, George I. Hufferdine, whose portrait will be found on the opposite page. He is an athlete of remarkable skill and perseverance, and an aquatic star of first magnitude. On August 2, 1897, he swam from the ferry slip at Sausalito to Belvedere Point in one hour and twenty minutes, against adverse currents. On September 8, 1898, he swam across the Golden Gate from Lime Point to Fort Point in forty-eightminutes, thus beating the previous records of Cavill, the Australian swimmer, and Caughlan, by four minutes. He was accompanied by a boat containing his trainer, Gus Baraco, and Prof. I. P. Beang We were in hopes we could publish a record of his rope skipping, but, owing to ani accident, it was impossible for him to try to beat the world's record for five thousand. He has equaled the world's record by skipping ive hundred times in two and one-half minutes. Our Hufferdine is an exceptionally well-built man. His perfect health and physique, together with an excellent disposition, make him a man to be envied. So QSEQRGE J. HUFFERDINE VT? of f- fv 11.1-rx'iZ7Vs6wx of VwQ E.6 Afyfwr .. ..r4'3. ..f H' . .ct do lf' if ,H A.6 'a.C:XE.6' ffl! W Y 930 tif ohn , Rooct :MS o mfg, mv ellfal ft? 'BYU ft, ft, Dx 152' 'Q' at ft at upp les '30 Of Every 'Description :Sli 9-Q - 3 Students will be allowed a dis- V d Q, E Q 1310 count of 10 per cent. for cash. H9 -pn v- ' Q if w gtk: QW 91 6 arkf-It St. 'o'3,,1'7. ,W gg RGOMS ' 3' 4' xg '? E San Francisco, Cal. .W , o we . 55731 ' 2146MAMEUAWWMwfcwlrilwtsbQbfloftfnxv t-vo QPCfnvqxvvzswxbvawxvfixvfwlfzswxb-WM. 33 1 Our .ildvertisers T would be rather unjust to allow this opportunity to slip by without speaking of our advertisers. In our dealings with them they have been more than kind to ns, and we appreciate their actions and words in lending a helping hand to our Annual. One exception must be taken, however, and that is Mr. Rouda, the tailor, who liatly refused to take a five-dollar advertisement, even when some of the staff offered to fake if on! in zfmzz'c.,' Mr. Rouda has done several hundred dollars' worth of work among our student body, and his ungentlemanly manner, when asked to take an ad, was wholly uncalled for. The students have not been patronizing our advertisers as much as they should, however, and, to remind them of this fact, a list of the advertisers will be found near the elevator door for reference, and We sincerely hope that cz!! our patronage may go to them and them alone. Zlifskir tz THE recent craze a beard to raise Has seized Slim Shorty Piper, So now upon his cheeks appear The sandy hairs that look so queer. Like wheat upheaved, its roots exposed, Its fibers bleached and sere 5 So on his face-his mug to grace- The wilted hairs appear. Though tubercular 't they now may look, Though the hairs are scattered and few, Tho' the microbes have knavved off the roots, 'With care they may pull thro'. Tho, the hue is 11ot ideal, Still, old man, do not despair 5 Dark dye will all of that conceal And stimulate the hair. ANON. 34 7 Qrugs ar an as at at an Terfumery Clozlef oqrfzcles ipafenf Wedicznes Ifglz Grade Cigars me Wines andbqrrors 5-'5 N 7' .T gE- .F .gal 1 'ffl 1 .x'u clzckirb' 'iglkifzii-312 Telephone Sozzflz an sr ,s ar an ir as 690 'Denial Students Supplied af Wholesale CPrzces ' , . . Y if 21- 5' I ,',' ' . Y Q it ,i . f 'N -'iv ,N l ' St ' ' ' 1226 HARKET STREET .... igamwclsco Passing Cbougbfs and 'Facts SOME people in the laboratory are so accommodating that they are positively a nuisance. DR. LENGFELD was once heard to exclaim, 'A In the last lecture you were informed . WE often Wonder Why a certain demonstrator does not pay atten- tion to his work instead of the young ladies. WE are rather sorry that McClish and Finley could not get in the football game on Thanksgiving day Without giving their tickets. They might have done it had a policeman not been there. DID any student ever hear Dr. Carlton express himself thus: Now clon't go and say, ' Dr. Carlton said this and Dr. Carlton said that,' because I am just giving you my opinion ? S5 College Rules I. DON'T sit on the stairway in the entrance, or feet Qif the janitor sees youj. 2. If you see the janitor of the building in the corridors, get out of the way as fast as possible, or he will tell the Faculty you were disorderly. 3. Don't whistle in the iniirrnary, because it takes up so much of Dr. Sullivan's time in the lecture-room imitating you. 4. Don't look at anything during Dr. D'An- cona's lecture, or the glances cast around the room may disturb the doctor's psychological experiments. 5. Don't smoke cigarettes in the corridor unless you put your head in your hat locker. 6. Sit very lightly in the seats or George will have to fix them, as they are not strong. you will have cold 12,15 5-Qi ff slgdl th ja M tx ,XX X X This fx llze lnzuel Zlzal Tob1'i1u'1' mzjrerl lulv IL zzz' z vie 1 I KU I UI 'l l'I Ll' spzllfn' iodqform on them. 7. Don't scuffle with George, or Gus, or Billy, as they are badmeu. 8. Always keep a sober face and Work hard Qwhen any of the Fac- ulty or lecturers pass through the lab.j. Overheard in tbe' Tnfirmarp PATIENT comes with a crown in her hand and exclaims thus: Doctor, Won't you please ffivei this crown on. A LADY came one day and desired to have a tooth presfffacfed. O DocHToR! Oive a tooth-aken and Oive been sick. The rason why Oive been sick is that Oive not been falin' well for some toime pahst. up V1s1ToR Cto Juniorb: Well, well, where in hell have I seen you before? JUNIOR! Well, I don't knowg what part of hell did you come from ? 86 oft' 4552 ' X -K -A f M lf 7 1015 fu e x R .I- l r ll l l l 'll Qt? This is what several fel- lows did a lzllle lalnr. Rr'vuIl-!-!!-J!!-!!!!. W6 NGV6 H16 UIWCST GiSDlGV of W6 CXNDIT GH THQ DCIWTGI l:LlI'IWiTLIl'GZ west ofCIxic:c1go LGTCST Novelfics ,iff QQ Sy Ui E KU W! 10 353214553 and larva, f., JUS. W. ECIWCIIGCIS Dental Supplies 625 VIGPRGT STFCCI Parrott Building San Francisco, Cal. K0 zo so 03 no zo as 10 10 rox zo gq gq lox A is Z!! I0 as IQX OLII2 ILLLISTIQPITED CFTYXLOGLIE TELLS FBOLIT EVERYTHING USED BY DENTISTS COII OHCI CXCIINIXC YOU OVC WCICCIHC WIWCTNGI' IDI' VOLIVSCIVCS VOLI COIU6 To Duv OI' not 37 .711 fbe Elevator A SON of Erin was standing near the elevator one day when it was ascending rapidly under the control of Billy, and as it stopped at the sixth floor the wheels at the top of the shaft made a peculiar noise. Pat, noticing this, said to Billy, Pwhat's the mathuriwith yer ele- vator? Billy answered that it had wheels. Yez thinks yerself --- T smart, donlt yez? 'l said Pat. Ob, my ! OF slush and mud there's not a trace, The soiled brozwz shirt has gone, For Prince at last has washed his face And put a clean shirt on. J House Cleaning DR. SHARPVS friends might have thought he was going into exten- sive house cleaning by the odd-looking feather duster he had beside him, but when it looked around it was discovered to be only HAR- SHALL, of 'o1. V J XVHEN Likens had his instruments inspected, it was found that they consisted of two door-knobs, screw-driver, corkscrew, seven wax spatulas, and a hairpin. J Do you, gentle reader, think that Dr. Sullivan is just to the ladies? In a lecture on salivary calculus Dr. S. gave his solemn opinion that the reason that those of the weaker sex did not have calculus on their teeth was because their tongues moved so fast and constantly that the calculus had no opportunity to get even a start. Q25 BEHOLD the Freshman, by college's kindly rule, Pleased with some plaster, tickled on a stool, Some livelier plaything gives him more delight, A little louder, but as empty quite: Cement, amalgam, gold, amuse the junior stage, And crowns and bridges are of Senior's age: Pleased with this bauble still as that before, Till, finished, he quits and college days are o'er. 88 J. H. .Fnlkers 8: Bro. 81,5 Vlarket St. Academy of Science Building, San Francisco Students Will find here the largest stock in the city A discount of ten per cent. for cash allowed to students Eastern prices Best Goods PLEASE REMEMBER I. H. A. FOLKERS 85 BRO. 815 Market St. QStore clown-stairsb FURNISI-I ANYTHING FROM A TOOTI-I TO A COMPLETE OUTFIT S9 Overbeard in fbe 'Infirmary WANZ: Say, Fairy, you going to see,Melba? I'd like to. FAIRWEATHER: I'll let you Sit in my box if you'll wash yourself. J VISITOR: Who is that co-ed. there ? STUDENT: Oh, that is Miss Croall, '99. VISITOR: What, is she ninety-nine years old? J DR. WILLIAMSON don't mind a little hzmchivzg now and then, but when it comes to having a debating Society clown in Whitman's corner he draws the line. J MISS VINCENT announces that she can't open her mouth without putting her foot in it. Q24 COLONEL HUBBARD: Meyer, if I were you, I would try to get too per cent in roll call for once. QW. P. Meyer grinsj COL. H.: Don't you know that it don't require brains to get perfect in that ? QMeyer keeps on grinningj Q29 CFreshmen quizzing each other in preparation for a general quizj IST FRESHMAN : Where are the cuspid teeth situated ? en FRESHNIANI 'I In the posterior portion of the alimentary canal. Curiosity SCHILLER was melting up some gold when a Freshman happened to see him. He stared awhile, his eyes bulged out, he strained his neck, but soon left. In a few minutes he returned with six other Freshmen. They surrounded Maurice, but kept at quite a distance. Their eyes were fixed now on Schiller, now on the Crucible. 'When all was fin- ished, Gates, the leader, Spoke up to the other Freshmen, Saying, I told you Schiller could melt gold. MAN wants but little here at college, Nor gets that what he wants. 90 DH. lf S. COKE, '92 Manufacturer and Dealer in DENTAL, SUPPLIES SOLE glaesassaesesesea sseeeeasesasesasm T225-mst Q an Zsf Cb n Q an V e ew rown air W 5395555523 i5?5Gt9Z455ii5S5??5i5i455Eg OH fhf Mafkef 'HNIJ LVL? 0411 Kinds of 'Denfal Insfrzzmenfs Made fo Order Repairing CDorze on Shorf Nofice DR. COKHS one of the 'Boys, and knofws hob to freai his Customers , :Dorff Forget ffze cPIace: 1170 MFXRKET STREET, SHN ERFXNGISGO, CHL. U1 O. College of Dentistry Building Corner Market and Taylor F, CORNEHL H. C. MEYER meyer cl Cornebl DEALERS IN CHOICE FAMILY GROCERIES Wines, Liquors and Cigars 12. E. Cor. Curk and Caylor Sts., San Trancisco, Cal. WWWWWW WWWWW FELIX GROSS, Pres. H. EHRMAN, Vice-Pres. LEO GROSS, Sec. Pacific Fuel Co. WHOLESALE 4 qofwfw Wesf 661 1013 SWCALLISTER STREET QI Bard Euck A JUNIOR had a little bookg Its leaves were white as snow. He wrote his answers in it, So he'd be sure to know. He took the book to school with him To help him in the exam. g But a spotter stood behind him, And it wasn't Worth a --1 C0 ou! you dzuif Ji WHPZN Halsted is called upon in the lecture, he looks heavenward 'It may be he is only trying to read it off the wall. C. A. FUGLER, alias 63, alias Blue Cap, alias One of the Dirty Dozen, sat on a plate of bread at his boarding-house. For more, ask Schiller. WIIITE, '99: It's nice to enjoy the name of being a good Workman and have some one else do the work for you. 'SINCE betting has been forbidden at Ingleside race track, me see more of Blake at college. 'I wonder Zllbat? I THERE was a young fellow named Tate, V NVho dined with his girl at SZS, But I can not relate XV hat this chappie named Tate And his tete-a-tete ate at S 28. WEATHER forecast: Moore Fairweather. warning BOYS, donlt look up the definition of Words you donlt know the meaning of, in the presence of ladies. For further particulars consult Baker. 92 LARGEST ASSORTMENT OF I CT DENTRIFIQES ff' v.,g,5y TQQTH BRUSH ES C: . ' S TOILET SUNDRIES F, ALWAYS ON HAND AT LENGFELDS VKLSQIQIHTIQN PAHRMFIQIES 803 SUTTER STREET 202 STOGKTON STREET Near clones Near Geary SAN FRANCISCO ber? ' viii? SFEOIAL ATTENTION GIUENI TO THE GOIVIFOUNDING OF PRIUATE FORMULAS 9 JI Darrow Escape THE first time Dr. Bunnel called the roll in the Osteology quiz he was only saved from a case of lrismus by the quick discernment of one of the students. The doctor began bravely: Mr. Alberti, Mr. Aldunate, Mr. Ayres, Mr. Chilton, Mr. Carew -then he pauseclg he ran his fingers through his hair, his eyes bulged, he gulped a few times, turned pale, and grasped his inferior maxillary with both hands. And just then a voice was heard from the second row which exclaimed, That's me, doctorg that's me. It was Domeniconi who came to the rescue, but the doctor was unable to proceed. Befabrd in Kesslefs Banquet Ball CCOSMOPOLITAN assemblage around the table relating experiences Wherein they had been taken for some noted personagej FRENCHMAN: While in gay Paree I was much annoyed by constantly hearing myself alluded to as ' ze great man Napoleonf CGruss.Q ITALIAN: Oh, when I visit Rome everybody say, 'Look ahere coma oura General Gareboldil' He make dee monke sickfl QLucchetti .J ENGLISHMAN: Aw, don't you know that in deah old London I was constantly mistaken for that deah boy, the Prince of Wales ? tGinno.j , SCOTCHMAN: Hoot mon! When I was at the gathering of the clans, the bagpipes struck up the 'Campbells Are Comingf and all the gillies rallied round the noble Bruce. CRenwick.l SWEDE: Ach, dat is nothings. When I go in Stockholm, everybody yell, 'Make way for the grand soldier, Adolphus Gustaviusf QBergstrom .J IRISHMAN: When I was coming up the street to-day I met an old friend. He looked at me closely, and said, 'Well, I-- C-, is that you ? ' CEddy Mulreninj 94 If a considerable Saving in the cost of your college outfit is an item to you CALL ON IMPEY BROTHERS Dental Depot 927 Igiliiiigiggfllglv g AND GET AN E 'I ELEPHONE SOUTH 163 IVUXLSTED if CC. Qnderialgem Q and Q Embqlmew V-Y-A f A Nwf , , KAY flfwi 9Lp6 Ml55ION STREET, SAN FRANCLSCO LOUIS SCHLOH TEL. JESSIE 1719 CI-IAS. L. KORTJOI-IN SCI-ILOI-I 86 KORTIOI-IN Dealers in Choice Family Groceries FINE WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS S. W. Cor, 'Taylor and 'Rfk Sts. San francisco 95 California ollege of Pharmacy Facultv, Department of Pharmacy, University of California IVIAK1-iN Kxannocsc, A. M., LL. D.. President of the University of California. I-IERMANN H. BEI-IR, M. D . Emeritus Professor of Botany. Joram CALVEPT, PH. G., Emeritus Professor of Pharmacy. VVILLIAM T. WENZELL, M. D., PH. G., PH M., Professor of Chemistry. WxLLmM M. SEARBY, PH. G , Professor of Pharmacy, Director Pharmaceutical Laboratory and Dean. J. J. B. ARGENTX, PH. G., Professor of Botany, Materia Medica, Microscopy. Vegetable Histology and T- harn1acognosy. FRANK T. GREEN, PH. G., Professor ot Analytical Chemistry and Director of the Chemical Laboratory. . C. HADLEY CARLSON, M. D , Lecturer on Physiology in Relation to the Action of Drugs. H. R. WILEY, A. B., LL. B , Lecturer on Pharmacal Jurisprudence. H. M BECK, P1-1. G , M. D., Instructor in Chemistry. , I. S. WARREN, PH. G., Instruct ir in Pharmacy and Assistant in the Pharmaceutical Labor- atory. .TOSEPHINE E. BARBAT, PH. G., Instructor in Materia Medica. LUTHER W. BALBTEY, PH. G., Instructor in Microscopy, Vegetable Histology and Pharma- cognosy. The next term will open about Sept. 1, 1899. Every facility is offered that the student may aquire a thoroughly practical as well as theoretical knowledge of Chemistry, Pharmacy, Botany, Microscopy. and Pliarmacoqnosy. For prospectus, terms. and further information, address W. M. SBPKRBY, Dean 400 SUTTER STREET, San Francisco Bow Barry and Sumner Beard melba They go to the back entrance of the Grand Opera Houseg between them they give the property man a dollar, get a full dress suit of the sixteenth century age, and in this they act as body-guard to Mme. Melba. With the metal shield, a Damascus blade, and a heavy breast- plate, and their heads encased in a shell of iron, they soon ill their boots with sweat. Harry makes a pass at a beggar, drives his sword through a fine palace, only to lose it on the other' side of the canvas. He wondered why the beggar did not fall. Sumner uses his blade as a tennis racket, and sends everything on the stage through the wings. At one time he became so excited that he nearly decapitated Harry, but just as he was about to make the return, , The curtain falls, And that is all Of Harry, Sumner, and Melba I!! VVANTED: A dentist to extract the teeth from the jaws of death. IN pain in toothache we for cure apply To dentists we know not, and we know not why. 96 UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA Medical Department .svavaesearavam AFFILIATED COLLEGE BUILDINGS seaeavsvavsravsr The Session begins Sepfember Isf, and coniinues eighf calendar monfhs. Graalaaies of fhe College of Denfisfry of fhe Unifversiiy of California are. aclmified fo fhe junior Class upon passing a safisfacfory exami- nafion in fhe curriculum of fhe Sophomore year. The coarse ezierfds orver four years of medical sfzzdy. Gracfaafes of recognized liferary and scienfific colleges are admiffeal fo fhe Sophomore Class fwiihouf eraminafion. LROBT, 04, WCLEAN :Dean 305 KEARNY ST., SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. MR. HARDY Cto Miss Wagnerj: When is your marriage coming off. MISS WAC-NER Qvvith great astonishmeutj: Marriage? Why, I know of no marriage. MR. HARDY Qwith laughterj: f'Why, are you not engaged to Count Novitzky ? Miss WVAGNER Qmuch amusedjr 'lVVhy, nog I don't think that Mr. Novitzky is looking for a mother. I believe his mother is still alive, and I am sure I am not looking for a boy to raise. ' Che Day we Go to Press DR. SULLIVAN: NVhat is the dose of the tincture of arnica, Mr. White, CSLD? VVHITE, ,992 Eight to ten grains, I believe-oh I no, it's a pint. A at DR. SULLIVAN: Mr. Williams, what is the dose of distilled water? DEACON VVILLIAMS: A whisky glss full when thirsty. C25 DR. SULLIVAN: Gruss, what is a soporihc ? 'I GRUSS Cvery knowinglyjz Itis a substance that makes soapf' 97