UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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WE PATRONIZE U .lp qw. U PATRONIZE Us 22 issedb 32 Eli 63 li? New Yzrooklxgn Cuties House XXX 'Sauter Street 'Plant Steak and Cuties, X50 Seo. EX. 'Daqt-wt, Yum. Extract from Hibavoeon Z9Jigger E proudly announce a new epoch in the dental history of Dawson City. Having secured a pair of genuine forceps, we will here- after discard the old wire nippers, which have done such able duty in the extraction of aching molars. 'We now stand ready at any hour of the day or night to yank a tooth for any suffering soul, in the most approved style. and according to the latest fashion, at the rate of two ounces of dust a yank. , We also draw attention to our new style of gold plugging. Vile don't drive it in any more with a sharp nail and a tack-hammer. When wall-eyed Jack came in with a hole to be plugged, we just melted a small nugget in our bullet mould, and poured her into the cavity. Success ?-You bet. Why, when she struck bottom, Jack let off a yell that was heard clear up to Circle City, and he lit out for the woods as though he had struck a new claim. He came back two days later, and settled up like a gentleman and a scholar. His whiskers will grow again, and when the inside of his mouth heals up, he thinks he will be able to eat as well as ever. We mean to make our profession a success, and keep a constant lookout for all the latest luxuries. ' COLLEGE spiritelieer. 1o4

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California College of Pharmacy FACULTY, DEPARTMENT OF PIIARMACY, UNIVERSITY 0F CALIFORNIA ' MARTIN KELLOGG, A. M., LL.D., President of the University of California. HERMANN H. BEI-IR, M. D., Emeritus Professor of Botany. Joi-IN CALVERT, PH. C., Emeritus Professor of Pharmacy. VVILLIAIWI T. WENZELL, M. D., PH. G., PH. M., Professor of Chemistry. WILLIART M.g13xRBY, PH. C., Professor of Pharn1acy,Director Pharmaceutical Laboratory 3.11 6311. J. J. B. ARGENTI, PH. G., Professor of Botany, Materia Medica, Microscopy, Vegetable Histology, and Pharrnacognosy. FRANK T. GREEN, PH. G., Professor of Analytical Chemistry and Director of the Laboratory. C. HADLEX' CARLSON. M. D., Lecturer on Physiology. H. R. WILEY, A. B., LL.B., Lecturer on Chemical Jurisprudence. ROBERT A. LEET, PI-I. G., Instructor in Chemistry. J. S.WARREN, PH. G.,Inst1-uctor in Pharmacy and Assistant in the Pharmaceutical Laboratory. O. A. WEIIFIE, PI-I. G., Instructor in Materia Medica. ' H. M. MCQUEEN, PH. G., Instructor in Microscopy,Vegetable Histology, and Pharniacognosy. The next term will open October l, 1898. Every facility is afforded that the student may acquire a thoroughly practical as well as theoretical knowledge of Chemistry, Pharmacy, Bot- any, Microscopy, and Pharrnacognosy. For prospectus, terms, and further information, address, W. M. SB!-XRBY. Dean, 400 Sutter St., San Francisco Boob TIDCH SENIOR: I,l1'l regular done up, out of sorts, you know. Don't feel a bit like myself to-day. UNSYMPATHETIC JUNIOR: A good time to have your picture taken, old man. ' 3LlSt 21 'Erick FRESHY Creceiving a tiffj: Much obliged, father, for the golden eagleg I can show you a trick with itf' FATHER Qpatronizinglyj: Yes! NVhat is it? I' 4 FRESHV: Oh, just how to make the eagle fly, you know! 4 I Diverptbing FACULTY RESTRICTIONS! Students must not ring the elevator bell, must not talk to patients in the waiting room, rnust not etc., etc. DISGUSTED STUDENT: Why not sum it all up in one sentence- 'Students must keep oft' the earth ' ? 'I why Eowt vibe? PROFESSOR Clecturing on the ratio between births and deathsl: Every time I breathe, a human being dies. ANXICJUS FRESHMAN: 'L VVhy don't he use cloves? IO6