UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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UIUC '98 jfielb E332 af' OUR inter-class Field day this year was a fizzle, And over the captains let blame gently drizzle. It was really too bad, And we mostly feel sad, And in fact the student body Feels it has been treated shoddy. Had we been permitted to make trial of strength, VVe'd not now have a kick to make at great length. Three captains did our classes choose, And no contest Could either lose QTO hear their boastful talk, Before they began to balkl. The Seniors had Morey gay, And he was in for any old play, And Freshman Baxter Having no ax ter . Grind, 'Was scarce for work inclined, 'While, O, that junior Captain Baker, VVhom none would think of calling Hfakir Instead of Wasting time on work so stupid, ' just bared his breast to shafts from Cupid, And dallied round a maiden's chair, W'ith amorous glance and languid air! Well, what's the use Of giving blame? They have excuse,- They were too tame. To coax they were not much inclined, For work they really had no mind. Poor nitty-nits and ninety-nines, No chance to cut athletic shines. The ninety-eighters still will sup From out the inter-classes cup. IO2

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WE PATRONIZE U .lp qw. U PATRONIZE Us 22 issedb 32 Eli 63 li? New Yzrooklxgn Cuties House XXX 'Sauter Street 'Plant Steak and Cuties, X50 Seo. EX. 'Daqt-wt, Yum. Extract from Hibavoeon Z9Jigger E proudly announce a new epoch in the dental history of Dawson City. Having secured a pair of genuine forceps, we will here- after discard the old wire nippers, which have done such able duty in the extraction of aching molars. 'We now stand ready at any hour of the day or night to yank a tooth for any suffering soul, in the most approved style. and according to the latest fashion, at the rate of two ounces of dust a yank. , We also draw attention to our new style of gold plugging. Vile don't drive it in any more with a sharp nail and a tack-hammer. When wall-eyed Jack came in with a hole to be plugged, we just melted a small nugget in our bullet mould, and poured her into the cavity. Success ?-You bet. Why, when she struck bottom, Jack let off a yell that was heard clear up to Circle City, and he lit out for the woods as though he had struck a new claim. He came back two days later, and settled up like a gentleman and a scholar. His whiskers will grow again, and when the inside of his mouth heals up, he thinks he will be able to eat as well as ever. We mean to make our profession a success, and keep a constant lookout for all the latest luxuries. ' COLLEGE spiritelieer. 1o4