UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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El 5011 of ECHUZI CALIFORNIAN who had just been appointed to a government position, was on his Way east to take charge of the work, when he made the acquaintance of a dentist traveling to St. Louis to take part in a dental convention. Being an inveterate joker, he informed the venerable disciple of the forceps that he, too, was about to enter the profession in a modest way, and by judicious appeals to the older man's practical experience, he Hattered him into quite a liking for himself, and when they arrived at St. Louis, the dental delegate insisted on taking him into the convention. When they reached the Committee on Credentials, it Was plain that an explanation must come, and our Californian calmly informed the astonished assembly that his dental occupation was a government position, which involved the removal of some troublesome snags from the mouth of the Mississippi. EQDHYICD LITTLE Willie's gone away, His face We'll see no moreg He thought 'twas only HQS, But 'tvvas HZSO, Easy FRESHMAN: Doctor, I have an important physiological question to ask you. Wheii I stand on my head, the blood rushes into my head. Now when I stand on my feet, why doesn't it rush into my feet? DOCTOR: Because your feet are not hollow, Sonny. Goulbwt jfool Tbim PROP.: Is this solution here an acid or an alkali? FRESHY: 'K Do you take me for a piece of litmus paper? ECQPCGS. HEAT is like a university. It confers degrees on the thermometer. IOO

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I is for Ikey, just look at his nose. J is for juniors, fair as the rose, University of California medical Department i STOCKTON STIQEET NEAR CH ESTN LIT J el .3 .al The session begi-as September ist, and continues eight calendar months. Graduates of the College of Dentistry ot the University of California are admitted to the Junior Class upon passing a satisfactory examination in the curriculum of the Sophomore year. The course extends over tour years of medical study. , Graduates of recognized literary and scientific colleges are admitted to the Sophomore Class without examination. ROBERT A. IVICLEAN, Dean 305 Kearny Street, San Francisco, Cal. 'Mo st students know Where they eah save mohey ih llzfeiyihgs their eutgfitsz this is for those who elle het lxqhew., Qur stash is more complete this year 'Ethah ever, ahsll we are payihgg srneeiai attehtioh te the situsiehtsl heeds.. Qur H5596 Cataiogue is ready for distrillauitiehv and it worth asking for. S . WD. Sewer ds S8525 Marlaet Streeifv Keeth 'Bong Sah F-raheiseeq Cai. K is for Kuster, dig up your ten cents. L is for Lemmon, with brain so immense. IOI