UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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llt GIIYCD lbim NE of our college lecturers tells this story on himself. He thought he had discerned some fugitive symptoms of spinal trouble, and had for some time desired the application of electricity to his spine, but dreaded it. Having at last screwed up his courage to the sticking point, he bared his manly back for the dreaded electric shock. - His brother practitioner, who was of an experimental turn of mind, instead of applying the anode, just ran his thumb along the spine. Under the shock of the supposed electric application, the sufferer leaped from his chair with a yell of agony that brought up a passing policeman to End out what was the matter. The noise was explained away, and the spine has been in splendid working order ever since. El flDl5ElDDI'6lU6l15iOl1 T is related that one of our college dons, who is a solid churchman, made a plate for the bishop of the diocese. W'hen the plate had been inserted, the reverend patient went to a mirror to observe the effect. After contemplating the work of art for a few moments, the horrified doctor distinctly heard his bishop say jesus Christ three or four times, and he was almost sure something terrible had happened, but the patient turned, and with a face beaming with delight, said, For the first time in thirty years I have been able to pronounce the name of my blessed Redeemer without whistling. 'CHIC ll9ElIl16 VVHO says that education has no practical value? Whyf, not long since a student scared off burglars with a college yell. Uolb on a Gollege E011 Pizrfcocrons CHILD: Say, mama, what's in this bottle? MAMA: K' Vtfhat bottle, darling? CHILD: VVhy, this big bottle, that smells like papa's breath. 96

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