UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Eltbletic Gomment ae THE credit of what little enterprise was displayed this year in the domain of athletics is due to the Freshman class. They have several young athletes of no mean ability, and it is to be regretted that they did not have fuller opportunity to try their mettle. In the Inter- Class Baseball Match they easily defeated the combined forces of the Juniors and Seniors. aff THIS year there seems no prospect of an Inter-class Field Day, and the burden of the fault lies With the junior class. It is to the juniors that We naturally look to take the lead in all college enterprise. The Freshmen are comparative strangers to the college and to one another. The Seniors are busy preparing to take their talents into the professional world. u It is above all to the junior Field Captain that every one looks for guidance and inspiration. This officer, together with his associate Field Captains, has a diiiicult and onerous task to perform, and when they fall short of their full duty, the Field Day becomes a failure. Situ- ated as our college is, without a campus, the difficulties of their labors are vastly increased. But there is no sufficient reason Why their efforts should be utterly futile. They know what the circumstances are, and have no right to accept positions unless they are Willing to thoroughly perform the duties that go with such honors. The Field Captains of other years have triumphed over similar difhculties. But they were competent and energetic men, not afraid to put their shoulders to the Wheel. Je' THE College Baseball Team have made a very creditable record, especially when one considers the fact that most of them are from the Freshman class, and necessarily strangers to one another, and also takes into account the diiiiculties of practise. The list of games played will be found below. 94

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llt GIIYCD lbim NE of our college lecturers tells this story on himself. He thought he had discerned some fugitive symptoms of spinal trouble, and had for some time desired the application of electricity to his spine, but dreaded it. Having at last screwed up his courage to the sticking point, he bared his manly back for the dreaded electric shock. - His brother practitioner, who was of an experimental turn of mind, instead of applying the anode, just ran his thumb along the spine. Under the shock of the supposed electric application, the sufferer leaped from his chair with a yell of agony that brought up a passing policeman to End out what was the matter. The noise was explained away, and the spine has been in splendid working order ever since. El flDl5ElDDI'6lU6l15iOl1 T is related that one of our college dons, who is a solid churchman, made a plate for the bishop of the diocese. W'hen the plate had been inserted, the reverend patient went to a mirror to observe the effect. After contemplating the work of art for a few moments, the horrified doctor distinctly heard his bishop say jesus Christ three or four times, and he was almost sure something terrible had happened, but the patient turned, and with a face beaming with delight, said, For the first time in thirty years I have been able to pronounce the name of my blessed Redeemer without whistling. 'CHIC ll9ElIl16 VVHO says that education has no practical value? Whyf, not long since a student scared off burglars with a college yell. Uolb on a Gollege E011 Pizrfcocrons CHILD: Say, mama, what's in this bottle? MAMA: K' Vtfhat bottle, darling? CHILD: VVhy, this big bottle, that smells like papa's breath. 96