UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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New iilames SOME new anatomical names heard this year: The obituary bodyg the valve of Vesuvius, the cutaneous semicircularisf' UlJHt'5 Tlffllbaf THE colonel is a military man, and his opinions on military matters naturally bear weight. If Queen Isabella was a party to the plot to blow up the Maine, she is no gentlemanf' 1Repetitioi1 f' PROE. LENGFELD gets credit for repeating, You were informed, twenty-seven times in twelve minutes, one day. Ube TKIIOPD 5B11ilD6r ALL spinners of complicated yarns took a back seat after hearing H. A. Tennyson spring his eye story on Prof. D'Ancona last year. Ube jfElC11lIQ'S H068 of lit LET the flashes of your wit, boys, be like the coruscations of the summer lightning, lambent but innocuousfl Ghz Gollege Dude A SPOONFUL of brains and an ocean of conceit, T an-colored gloves and a little cigarette, Spike-toed shoes and the air of a Don, A collar like a cuff and a head to hold it on. Tit 1111188 U36 50119116 DEMONSTRATOR Cjokingbz How do you distinguish between male and female teeth ? FRESHY Qequal to the occasionj: Female teeth more worn away on the lingual surface. ' SWQEY 50111105 AMONG the memories of the Class of '98 will be Mentou's horse laugh and VValden's cat call. S9

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H 'IFICW 2356856 A PATIENT in our iniirmary told a student that she had alveolar pyrites. l 1biS IDOCRCTS THE classes in chemistry will never forget Professor Green's inex- haustible pockets on the occasion of his first demonstration of that science before us. Tlt 'QUIHS in Zllcobol STARTLING message from medical college: Send over Dr. Wil- lia1nson's brain right away. llbahing Garbonic EGO TAKE marble dust and HCI, And other things a few, The stuff will bubble up like - well, To generate CO2. llbrettp meat 11 t PATIENT: Is Dr. Penny in?', DEMONSTRATOR3 No such name here, madamfl PATIENT: Well, I know it was some good Irish currency, Pounds, Shillings, or Pence. Maybe now you have a Dr. Shilling. DEMONSTRATOR: Oh, yes, pretty near it! Mr. Schillig, you're wanted here. jLif6 Zi JBIIYCCI1 VERY few of the students seriously believe that Linscott's new plate, which had been worn for a couple of days, was the real cause why his patient committed suicide. ' WlJtil11i5fiC THE COLONEL: 'K Yes, sir, even dyspepsia has its compensations. There are days when nothing will stay on my stomach but steam beer. 88

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fllbanly Zlrt STUDENT: Doctor, how do you make this under cut ? 'l DR. LITTON Qwho had bet on Peterj: Guard with your left, and use your right. 'flillbere to jfino 1bim FIRST STUDENT3 Say, where is Miss I-n ? l' SECOND DITTO: H What do you Want with Miss I? FIRST DITTO: 'K O, I Want to find Dr. Noble! N JBotb Surprised CHEEKY BUT DULL SENIOR Cwho had just astonished everybody by A answering a questionj: L' You look surprised, professor. PROFESSOR Csolemnlyj: So did Balaam, Mr. -3 so did Balaamf' 'MQW IDL1bIiCHtiOll5 4 A POCKET edition, by W. B. Estes, How to Become Popular with Professors and Classmates. Index for speedy reference. Bound in cheek. ' Za' 15' REVISED edition of Allen's History. Among the many new features is an extended account of the late discovery of the belladonna tree in Europe. It's a regular eye opener, and should be in the hands of every dentist. .aff 1? A NEAT little ,volume just out, published by Web and Foot, entitled i'Marriage Made Easyf' It should be read by every love-sick student. Bound in sheep hide. Author, F. Convers Sellwood. def' PRICE-LIST of the Dodel Elevatorsjust out, pointing out the advan- tage of the painless barbs, and the manipulation of the elevators set to the time 142-3. Send 2C stamp to publishers for copy. go