UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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H 'IFICW 2356856 A PATIENT in our iniirmary told a student that she had alveolar pyrites. l 1biS IDOCRCTS THE classes in chemistry will never forget Professor Green's inex- haustible pockets on the occasion of his first demonstration of that science before us. Tlt 'QUIHS in Zllcobol STARTLING message from medical college: Send over Dr. Wil- lia1nson's brain right away. llbahing Garbonic EGO TAKE marble dust and HCI, And other things a few, The stuff will bubble up like - well, To generate CO2. llbrettp meat 11 t PATIENT: Is Dr. Penny in?', DEMONSTRATOR3 No such name here, madamfl PATIENT: Well, I know it was some good Irish currency, Pounds, Shillings, or Pence. Maybe now you have a Dr. Shilling. DEMONSTRATOR: Oh, yes, pretty near it! Mr. Schillig, you're wanted here. jLif6 Zi JBIIYCCI1 VERY few of the students seriously believe that Linscott's new plate, which had been worn for a couple of days, was the real cause why his patient committed suicide. ' WlJtil11i5fiC THE COLONEL: 'K Yes, sir, even dyspepsia has its compensations. There are days when nothing will stay on my stomach but steam beer. 88

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She jfounb 1It ONE of our college staff says that recently a lady patient sent hack her little sister to ask for her gum, which she had left sticking on the back of the operating chair. wtber letters Goo THE A B C class of our school-Operative Dentistry. Gbe JBrigbt Stuoent HE is up in liydrostatics, fi He knowsall about lyniphatics. He can work the mathematics Of a chemical reaction. He can tall: about osmosis, He can lecture on sycosis, And he knows the diagnosis Of dentigerous impaction. Zlbnormal SOME genius posted up a sheep's tooth with a legend describing it as a human abnormality. And for a few minutes it drew an admiring audience of students, and called forth many learned remarks. I Zlbblieviateb XVHISN Moriarity sailed from France, In search of gold and glory, He lost the half of his name by chance, And then it sounded Morey. Ube 382 Eeceivers CAN it be true that certain juniors have taken to eye-glasses toward the end of the term, to hoodwink their relatives as to the amount of Study they are doing? Ebe fillies XVHEN Afhliated Colleges get into their new home, and organize football teams, etc., they will probably he known as the Filliesf' 57

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New iilames SOME new anatomical names heard this year: The obituary bodyg the valve of Vesuvius, the cutaneous semicircularisf' UlJHt'5 Tlffllbaf THE colonel is a military man, and his opinions on military matters naturally bear weight. If Queen Isabella was a party to the plot to blow up the Maine, she is no gentlemanf' 1Repetitioi1 f' PROE. LENGFELD gets credit for repeating, You were informed, twenty-seven times in twelve minutes, one day. Ube TKIIOPD 5B11ilD6r ALL spinners of complicated yarns took a back seat after hearing H. A. Tennyson spring his eye story on Prof. D'Ancona last year. Ube jfElC11lIQ'S H068 of lit LET the flashes of your wit, boys, be like the coruscations of the summer lightning, lambent but innocuousfl Ghz Gollege Dude A SPOONFUL of brains and an ocean of conceit, T an-colored gloves and a little cigarette, Spike-toed shoes and the air of a Don, A collar like a cuff and a head to hold it on. Tit 1111188 U36 50119116 DEMONSTRATOR Cjokingbz How do you distinguish between male and female teeth ? FRESHY Qequal to the occasionj: Female teeth more worn away on the lingual surface. ' SWQEY 50111105 AMONG the memories of the Class of '98 will be Mentou's horse laugh and VValden's cat call. S9