UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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She jfounb 1It ONE of our college staff says that recently a lady patient sent hack her little sister to ask for her gum, which she had left sticking on the back of the operating chair. wtber letters Goo THE A B C class of our school-Operative Dentistry. Gbe JBrigbt Stuoent HE is up in liydrostatics, fi He knowsall about lyniphatics. He can work the mathematics Of a chemical reaction. He can tall: about osmosis, He can lecture on sycosis, And he knows the diagnosis Of dentigerous impaction. Zlbnormal SOME genius posted up a sheep's tooth with a legend describing it as a human abnormality. And for a few minutes it drew an admiring audience of students, and called forth many learned remarks. I Zlbblieviateb XVHISN Moriarity sailed from France, In search of gold and glory, He lost the half of his name by chance, And then it sounded Morey. Ube 382 Eeceivers CAN it be true that certain juniors have taken to eye-glasses toward the end of the term, to hoodwink their relatives as to the amount of Study they are doing? Ebe fillies XVHEN Afhliated Colleges get into their new home, and organize football teams, etc., they will probably he known as the Filliesf' 57

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Che '98 IS there any connection between the Class of '98 and the heroes of '98 now being written up in the Irish papers? It must be something more than a mere coincidence that two such events should happen just a hundred years apart. The graduation exercises ought to be marked by appropriate anniversary music, and the programs printed on green paper. Erin go bragh. H Gllffaill 'ILCCYLIY6 O BROTHERS of fraternities, We girls are a rninorityg But listen, for a moment, To a lecture from Sorority. Did you ever see a ineinber Of a feminine society, Come singing home at 3 A. M. In joyful inebriety. Does pleasure make it needful To Wear a vacant look, Or wonder why you can't unlock A door with button-hook? Ilbossible EHIIQCPS THE student who asked Prof. D'Ancona, Do you think, doctor, a person could be hypnotized when he is drunk? drew so much atten- tion to himself that he looked sorry he spoke. TIQM Suiteo AT a meeting of the Senior class to discuss the question of dress at the graduation exercises, Mr, Stanford took the floor: Mr. Presi- dent, I move that we adopt scarlet bathing suits as the costume. It would be entirely original, and would make a great hit. But when some one suggested that nature had not favored every one with the same physical charms that Adonis, who made motion, could display, the motion was voted down. 86 '

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H 'IFICW 2356856 A PATIENT in our iniirmary told a student that she had alveolar pyrites. l 1biS IDOCRCTS THE classes in chemistry will never forget Professor Green's inex- haustible pockets on the occasion of his first demonstration of that science before us. Tlt 'QUIHS in Zllcobol STARTLING message from medical college: Send over Dr. Wil- lia1nson's brain right away. llbahing Garbonic EGO TAKE marble dust and HCI, And other things a few, The stuff will bubble up like - well, To generate CO2. llbrettp meat 11 t PATIENT: Is Dr. Penny in?', DEMONSTRATOR3 No such name here, madamfl PATIENT: Well, I know it was some good Irish currency, Pounds, Shillings, or Pence. Maybe now you have a Dr. Shilling. DEMONSTRATOR: Oh, yes, pretty near it! Mr. Schillig, you're wanted here. jLif6 Zi JBIIYCCI1 VERY few of the students seriously believe that Linscott's new plate, which had been worn for a couple of days, was the real cause why his patient committed suicide. ' WlJtil11i5fiC THE COLONEL: 'K Yes, sir, even dyspepsia has its compensations. There are days when nothing will stay on my stomach but steam beer. 88