UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Che '98 IS there any connection between the Class of '98 and the heroes of '98 now being written up in the Irish papers? It must be something more than a mere coincidence that two such events should happen just a hundred years apart. The graduation exercises ought to be marked by appropriate anniversary music, and the programs printed on green paper. Erin go bragh. H Gllffaill 'ILCCYLIY6 O BROTHERS of fraternities, We girls are a rninorityg But listen, for a moment, To a lecture from Sorority. Did you ever see a ineinber Of a feminine society, Come singing home at 3 A. M. In joyful inebriety. Does pleasure make it needful To Wear a vacant look, Or wonder why you can't unlock A door with button-hook? Ilbossible EHIIQCPS THE student who asked Prof. D'Ancona, Do you think, doctor, a person could be hypnotized when he is drunk? drew so much atten- tion to himself that he looked sorry he spoke. TIQM Suiteo AT a meeting of the Senior class to discuss the question of dress at the graduation exercises, Mr, Stanford took the floor: Mr. Presi- dent, I move that we adopt scarlet bathing suits as the costume. It would be entirely original, and would make a great hit. But when some one suggested that nature had not favored every one with the same physical charms that Adonis, who made motion, could display, the motion was voted down. 86 '

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'GIIDE-lt'5 ZIII FRESHMAN 'oo Qsatisiiedj: We have the champion baseball team, the greatest artist, the most, etc., etc. What more would you want?'f THE FUNNIMAN: Joost Moore Davis, that's all. Urialfa BRIDGES try our Christian graceg Obturators breed despairg But gum teeth on a metal base f Almost make a mortal swear. 1b6 will IIB6 !lI5iS56b THERE is a general feeling that Henry's exploits on the Window- sills may some day result in a grease spot on the sidewalk. 5515016 GDHIIIDZY OWING to the number of bridles turned in at the office, it is often spoken of as the bridle chamber. V wut JBiIlQ'5 JBack Zlgain OUR hearts are light, as are our pocketsg No more we ring the bell in vaing We shoot from Hoot to floor like rocketsg Our Billy's back with us again. The eleva'tor's right, my boy, The college freed from care and paing The earthquake was a sigh ofjoy That Billy had come back again. Tlflit FRESHMAN C just enteredj: W'hat does that pin represent on that Senior?,' JUNIOR: Safety-pin. FRESHMAN: 'L Oh, I see, so he won't get stuck! 35

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She jfounb 1It ONE of our college staff says that recently a lady patient sent hack her little sister to ask for her gum, which she had left sticking on the back of the operating chair. wtber letters Goo THE A B C class of our school-Operative Dentistry. Gbe JBrigbt Stuoent HE is up in liydrostatics, fi He knowsall about lyniphatics. He can work the mathematics Of a chemical reaction. He can tall: about osmosis, He can lecture on sycosis, And he knows the diagnosis Of dentigerous impaction. Zlbnormal SOME genius posted up a sheep's tooth with a legend describing it as a human abnormality. And for a few minutes it drew an admiring audience of students, and called forth many learned remarks. I Zlbblieviateb XVHISN Moriarity sailed from France, In search of gold and glory, He lost the half of his name by chance, And then it sounded Morey. Ube 382 Eeceivers CAN it be true that certain juniors have taken to eye-glasses toward the end of the term, to hoodwink their relatives as to the amount of Study they are doing? Ebe fillies XVHEN Afhliated Colleges get into their new home, and organize football teams, etc., they will probably he known as the Filliesf' 57