UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Zlll 1EEDlO5lOI1 THOSE hilarious students who are having fun with water-bombs will drop one on a professor some day, and then there will he a second and more violent explosion. :Baseball Event A 'WILD ball struck him on the cheek: It caromed on his jaw, And K-st-r never counted up The shooting stars he saw. The ball was shattered on his cheek And scattered into space, And K-st-r dropt his bat and smiled. And cantered to his base. 1901 i COLONEL: Well, doctor, what are the prospects for next year's Freshman class? DR. DUNBAR: Number one. 0lJ6l'llI1Q5 MRS. BARGAIN-HUNTER: 'K Do you have all kinds of teeth and styles ? DR. NOBLE: Oh, yes! MRS. B. H.: Are your prices reasonable?!' DR. NOBLE: VVe charge just for the material. . MRS. B. H.: W'hen do you hold your spring openings? DR. NOBLE: NVe have openings here daily, madamf' NVCYDCHFD MRS. O'TooLY: Is Dr. Tooth in? DR. SULLIVAN: No such student here. Did he give you a card? MRS. O'TOOLY: He said if I would think of me akin tooth I couldn't forget the namef' DR. SULLIVAN: Is it Aiken F MRS. O'TOOLY: Not now, doctor, but- DR. SULLIVAN Cimpatientlyj: Is his name Aiken? MRS. O'TOOLY: Ah! that's the lad, with the V-shaped whiskers. S4

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U Glassical H PATIENT Qof an inquiring turn of mindj: Have you also lady students in this college? STUDENT Ggallant and poeticaljt Yes, madam, and their numbers are classical. PATIENT: VVhat do you mean ? GALLANT STUDENT: Well, you see the ladies in the two upper classes es, and those of the Freshman class, the represent the nine Mus three Gracesf' PATIENT Qastonishedj: Oh, my! If you keep on that way, doctor, you'll stuely have a big practise. UIUC College Sport HE can tell the newest stories, He can sing the latest chorus, And can chase the little lark Until the dawning of the day. He's a jolly, laughing fellovw , And his jokes are always mellow, But he has to take the exes In the latter part of May. the wap to oo 1It FRESHY: Say, professor, is it ever possible to take the greater from the less? 'l PROFESSOR: Well, there's a pretty close approach to it when the conceit is taken out of a Freshmanf' Il Jrsalo mebuhe P SCHILLIG Cwhose forehead reaches a long way backj, to impertinent Freshman: My boy, I came into the world that way. Then I had an interval of comparative hirsute luxuriance, which unfor- tunately was not enduring. But I have long since emerged from the grief of the deprivation. It no longer afliicts me. Do not let it weigh upon you, sonny. S3

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'GIIDE-lt'5 ZIII FRESHMAN 'oo Qsatisiiedj: We have the champion baseball team, the greatest artist, the most, etc., etc. What more would you want?'f THE FUNNIMAN: Joost Moore Davis, that's all. Urialfa BRIDGES try our Christian graceg Obturators breed despairg But gum teeth on a metal base f Almost make a mortal swear. 1b6 will IIB6 !lI5iS56b THERE is a general feeling that Henry's exploits on the Window- sills may some day result in a grease spot on the sidewalk. 5515016 GDHIIIDZY OWING to the number of bridles turned in at the office, it is often spoken of as the bridle chamber. V wut JBiIlQ'5 JBack Zlgain OUR hearts are light, as are our pocketsg No more we ring the bell in vaing We shoot from Hoot to floor like rocketsg Our Billy's back with us again. The eleva'tor's right, my boy, The college freed from care and paing The earthquake was a sigh ofjoy That Billy had come back again. Tlflit FRESHMAN C just enteredj: W'hat does that pin represent on that Senior?,' JUNIOR: Safety-pin. FRESHMAN: 'L Oh, I see, so he won't get stuck! 35