UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Query CAN some one tell us Why it is that Rulison carries that skull of his through the streets of San Francisco every Tuesday, exposed to the view of everybody? Are you not afraid of scaring the children with it, Rulison? zifmb66lS Miss FRESHMAN Cthinking the doctor was out of earshotD: Dr. Stich has 'Wheels,' I thinkf' DR. STICH Coverhearing the remarkj: 'A I may have 'wheelsf but they run properly, at least. Et Ilblunger To look at Rodriguez, one would not think that he isfa reckless plunger. Rod. has actually vvagered coin on several ring events lately, and, among other things, was anxious to bet fifty cents that Jeffries would whip Peter jackson in from one to eighteen rounds. IDCUYOIICLII11 vs. llberineum WHEN Bergstrom was told to study the jbcdfanezgm for the next quiz at the dissecting room, he remained up all night trying to get all of the points in regard to the jbw'z'7zeum into his mind. He was indeed surprised when he found himself unable to answer any of Dr. Bunnell's questions at the quiz, and soon discovered that he had studied the wrong subj ect. But there were others besides Bergstrom. .2919 SOME of the students have a peculiar idea of the suitability of an excuse for not attending Dr. Hodgenis demonstrations in the chemical laboratory. For instance, Finley, 'oo, thought it strange that the old gag - friends from the countryufvvould not Work. Well, we can hardly blame him, for she was a charming creature. .al 16 THE Faculty enjoyed a quiet evening, during the term, admiring the art display in the smoking room. 82

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Ubillh of Ht VVHEN the Freshman class elected their track captain, Baxter was the only man nominated, but Bergstrom, misunderstanding the name, thought he was placed in nomination, and the class, temporarily, let him think so. He declined the nomination, explaining that he was no athlete, and could not sprint, play ball, nor jump, and it was not until several days afterwards that the truth dawned on him. Think of Bergstrom as an athletic leader! K 18135115 'llllgllw DURING a quiz in chemistry Dr. Hodgen called on Doyle, giving the latter the title of doctor. There was quite a commotion in the room for a short time, and Doyle did not recover in time to answer his question. Goo Qrigillal TOBRINER was going to be very original when it came to making a bulb for dummy work, he intended making a practical one, but after several attempts, he gave it up as a bad job. Poor Toby had a diiicult time in making a dummy bulb, let alone a practical one. El HLCIYBY NOT long ago a Freshman Cwe refrain from giving his name, which may easily be surmisedj received the following letter from one of his up home 'l friends:- DEAR Doc'roR: I want you to send me a set of false teeth, shaped kinder like a horseshoe with the roundin' end forward, and sort a hummocky round the sides. If you want fuller particulars I may have to come and see you. l --. llianitp NOT long ago 'Whitman appeared at college with that peculiar growth on his upper lip removed. He was complimented on his improved appearance by Tobriner, who immediately proceeded to have his side-chops QD cut away. Must we conclude from this that Tobriner is vain? 81

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U Glassical H PATIENT Qof an inquiring turn of mindj: Have you also lady students in this college? STUDENT Ggallant and poeticaljt Yes, madam, and their numbers are classical. PATIENT: VVhat do you mean ? GALLANT STUDENT: Well, you see the ladies in the two upper classes es, and those of the Freshman class, the represent the nine Mus three Gracesf' PATIENT Qastonishedj: Oh, my! If you keep on that way, doctor, you'll stuely have a big practise. UIUC College Sport HE can tell the newest stories, He can sing the latest chorus, And can chase the little lark Until the dawning of the day. He's a jolly, laughing fellovw , And his jokes are always mellow, But he has to take the exes In the latter part of May. the wap to oo 1It FRESHY: Say, professor, is it ever possible to take the greater from the less? 'l PROFESSOR: Well, there's a pretty close approach to it when the conceit is taken out of a Freshmanf' Il Jrsalo mebuhe P SCHILLIG Cwhose forehead reaches a long way backj, to impertinent Freshman: My boy, I came into the world that way. Then I had an interval of comparative hirsute luxuriance, which unfor- tunately was not enduring. But I have long since emerged from the grief of the deprivation. It no longer afliicts me. Do not let it weigh upon you, sonny. S3