UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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ElS56Cfil1Q 'IROOIII 'IRNICS WE have been very fortunate in securing a set of rules for the dissecting room, which have been suggested by a certain Freshman, who hopes they will be of use for future students:- 1. For the first day secure some smelling salts, or a very strong pipe. 2. Conceal your condition as carefully as you can, and don't ask the demonstrator for tobacco. 3. If Dr. Tuggle has failed to give you a good subject, tell him to give you back 55.00 of the 593.00 you gave him, or youlll tell the Dean. 4. On quiz days buy a ticket for the Orpheum, and ask your partner to tell the quiz master that you are not expected to live. llbrobablp ONE day after physiology lecture Caceres asked one of the students what was meant by the blastoderm. On being told just what the blastoderm was, he innocently said, I Wonder if I have onef' H11 'lll'l1DOI'f8llt IDOUIT - WHII.E Dr. Carlton was demonstrating the preparation of cavities, Morgan asked, Do you prepare the cavity before or after the Hllinff is put in ? 'l C Gill 'UUEIIUCD ' XNHEN the Freshmen were making tin models, it would have been entirely appropriate if jack Scott had gone around the laboratories carrying the sign, Tin Wanted. As it was, it became very monot- onous hearing Scott's voice, A' Got any tin? llll ZLOIIQ EP65565 How many would think that McClymonds would make a pretty girl were he dressed in skirts? Miss M. was at a masquerade in the Mission recently, and she almost swears that she saw Mac there dressed as a girlg moreover, she says he looked real cute. McClyn1onds denies that he was at the masquerade, but does not deny that he always looks cute. So

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IEQIIEKI to U96 WCCEISKDI1 DR. BUNNEL recently quizzed the Freshman class on certain bones of the craniumgl he would place his pencil on a foramen, and then inquire from some student the name of such foramen. Farman, unfortunately for him, got one of these questions, and claimed that, from his seat, he could not see just where the doctor had the pencilg at which the latter handed him the skull and pencil Cthe pencil in a foramenj, and waited for an answer to the question. All eyes were on Farman, who looked exceedingly puzzled, but he was equal to the occasiong slyly, he changed the pencil to another foramen whose name he knew, and answered the question. ' 9116 O11 ffB11I'l15 WHILE Waiting for Dr. J. G. Sharp, one day, to lecture in physi- ology, several of the class had the pleasure of listening to Farmer Burns, the Freshman, demonstrate some points in connection with the kidneys, the subject then under consideration by the class. Burns drew a diagram of a kidney on the board, and was talking, when Dr. Sharp came in unawares, and took a seat in the lecture room. After two or three minutes Burns saw the doctor, blushed a deep red, and took his seat, amid the laughter of the class. Dr. Sharp stepped upon the platform, and, referring to the diagram of a kidney drawn by Burns, said, It is too bad that we are not now studying the special senses, as this would serve as an excellent diagram of an ear. the Eoctor HUD U96 llDPiI1C6 DR. HODGEN: Mr. Prince, describe the apparatus employed in the manufacture of ice. PRINCE: Go clown to the ice factory and you can find out for yourself. DR. HODGEN: It is too bad they left you on ice so long, Prince. ' Gap anb JBeIIs OF late Prince has been carrying around with him a number of sleigh bells, which rattle as he walks. It was suggested that he get a cap, as a cap and bells sometimes go well together, and are exceed- ingly appropriate to their owner. 79

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Ubillh of Ht VVHEN the Freshman class elected their track captain, Baxter was the only man nominated, but Bergstrom, misunderstanding the name, thought he was placed in nomination, and the class, temporarily, let him think so. He declined the nomination, explaining that he was no athlete, and could not sprint, play ball, nor jump, and it was not until several days afterwards that the truth dawned on him. Think of Bergstrom as an athletic leader! K 18135115 'llllgllw DURING a quiz in chemistry Dr. Hodgen called on Doyle, giving the latter the title of doctor. There was quite a commotion in the room for a short time, and Doyle did not recover in time to answer his question. Goo Qrigillal TOBRINER was going to be very original when it came to making a bulb for dummy work, he intended making a practical one, but after several attempts, he gave it up as a bad job. Poor Toby had a diiicult time in making a dummy bulb, let alone a practical one. El HLCIYBY NOT long ago a Freshman Cwe refrain from giving his name, which may easily be surmisedj received the following letter from one of his up home 'l friends:- DEAR Doc'roR: I want you to send me a set of false teeth, shaped kinder like a horseshoe with the roundin' end forward, and sort a hummocky round the sides. If you want fuller particulars I may have to come and see you. l --. llianitp NOT long ago 'Whitman appeared at college with that peculiar growth on his upper lip removed. He was complimented on his improved appearance by Tobriner, who immediately proceeded to have his side-chops QD cut away. Must we conclude from this that Tobriner is vain? 81