UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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JBrigbt Elnsvoers PROF. SHARP! Mr. Patterson, what determines the size of the plate? MR. P.: The size of the mouth. 4 PROF. SHARP: Mr. McKee, how would you prevent tooth caries ? MR. MCK.: Keep the food away from the teeth. PRQF. WISLLIAIJSONZ Mr. Piper, what kind of a muscle is the orbicularis oris? MR. P.: A sphincter muscle. PROF. VV.: '-' Of what is it the sphincter ? MR. P.: The sphincter of the face. PROF. LENGFELD: Mr. Gruss, what is colorless tincture of iodine? MR. G.: A dark brown? PROF. LENGFELD: Mr. Gambitz, how would you treat the bone- ash? MR. G. Cwith thoughts of past favorsj: Treat it to sulphuric acid. PRoF. LENGFELD C on the subject of the comparative dangers of vari- ous anestheticsy Miss Blossom, how often do people die under chloroform ? MISS B.: Only once. PROF. DUNBAR: 'I How would you determine the proper elasticity of the rubber dam, Mr. Dunbar? MR. D.: It should be so elastic that you can put your thumb through it. PRoF. VVILLIAMSON Qwho has just been quizzing on the nosej: K' Now, Mr. Kuster, will you describe the auricle? MR. K. Cquestioningj: Do you mean the auricle of the nose ? DR. SHARP: How do you test kerosene before using it, Mr. Stan- ford ? MR. S. Ctaken by surprisej: 'tVVhy, taste it. Oh, if it burns, you can use it! 73

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PROF. XVILLIAMSON Qlecturingj: The liver has certain lobes and fissuresf' DEACON W. Ccoming out of a trance, whispers to his neighborj: What is that about the loaves and nshes ? PROF. GODDARD Clecturingjr You are familiar with the labial bow. MISS C. Qvvhisperingj: Maybe we are not familiar with the other kind of beau. :MISS B. Cwhisperingj: I have heard say that some beaux are Zabially inclined. DR. HODGEN Clecturing on mercuryj: Sit up, Mr. Millar: you act as though you Were sick. MR. M.: So I am, doctor: all salivated studying this subject. DR. TUGGLE: What different kinds of expression can be produced by the muscles of the face ? H MR. NEWMAN: Well, certain muscles produce a derisive smile, and certain others produce a happy smile. DR. T.: Well, go on: any other kinds of smile? MR. M.: There is another kind of 'smileg' but it is conveyed to the mouth by the muscles of the arm. PROF. GREEN: I used to think a philosopher's lamp was so called because no one but a philosopher could run it, and no one but a philosopher would use it. PROF. GODDARD: The Didelphia are strange creatures, neither one thing nor the other,--a sort of connecting link. You might call them the 'midway' animal. ' 72

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PROF. SULLIVAN: Mr. Smyth, what are alkaloids ? MR. S.: Alkaloids are chemical substances that combine with acids to form salts? PROF. : Mr. Hardy, what is illuminating gas? MR. H. Qsententiouslyj: It is a gas used for illuminating pur- poses. DR. TUGGLE: H Mr. Scott Q'ooD, what surrounds the trachea ? MR. S.: The peritoneumfi , DR. SHARP: H Mr. Morgan, when was rubber first used in making artificial dentures ?,' 4 MR. M.: It has been used for a long time. DR. S.: Well, was it A. D. or B. c.? MR. M.: Oh, it was some time B. C.!', DR. HODGEN: Mr. Carlson, what is salivation ? MR. C. Cvvithout hesitancyj: Hg,Cl,.,' CAnd everybody laughedj PROF. D'ANCoNA: What acid is used for staining the protoplasm of the cell, Mr. Morgan? . , MR. M.: Prussic acid. DR. I. SHARP: What is the name of the membrane surrounding the heart, Mr. Farman? MR. F.: The pericementumf' - DR. W. F. SHARP! Mr. Morgan, how is pink rubber colored ? MR. M.: With purple of Cassius. PROF. WILLIAMSON 1 Mr. Tennyson, C. B., give me the boundaries of the foramen of Munrof' MR. T.: The anterior horn-ah, of the descending-ah, supe- rior margin-ah, of the curvature-ah, Where it turns over- ah, the anterior pillar- What is the question, doctor ? CAnd the class applaudedj 74