UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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CERTAIN Co-EDS: The rights of Women, what are they? The right to labor and to pray, The right to comfort in distress, The right, when others blame, to bless. CHEMICAL LAB: A very ancient and fish-like smell. THE SKELETON: Knovvest thou no more than that o' me? I am a raw-boned, old anatomy. GRADUATES: I were but little happy If I could say how much. THE ADVERTISERS! I' 'Tis as easy as lying. T Give it breath with your mouth, And it will discourse most eloquent music I 67

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MCCLISH, I. M.: Of manners gentle, of affections mild. MOGAN, C. I.: L' They always talk who never think. MOORE, MISS E. F. I.: K' Her sunny locks - Hang On her temples like a golden fieecef' MORGAN, A. N.: Three strikes and out. NEWMAN, H. C.: Describe him who can, An abridgment of all that was pleasant in man. OHHARA, T.: Mislike me not for my complexion. PHILLIPS, G. H.: Quiet as a nun. PHILLIPS, H.: I do not think so fair an outward, and such a stuff within, Endows a man but he. PRINCE, A. D.: Whence, and what are thou, execrable shape? RODRIGUEZ, J. S.: ' Oh, it is excellent To have a giant's strengthiu ROGERS, E. E.: Not to know me argues yourself unknown, The lowest of your throng. SCHEV, R. E.: Idleness is' the sepulcher of living man. TOBRINER, M. L.: 'lSolitude sometimes is the best society. TRYON, W. M.: And see, a book of prayer in his hand, True Ornament to know a holy man. WHITNIAN, E. W.: 'A One may smile, and smile, and be a villain. 511110365 SORORITV: I have here a dish of doves. FRATS: So comes a reckoning when the banquetls o'erg The dreadful reckoning,-and men smile no more. THE PATIENTS: Every one can master a grief But he who hath it. JUNIOR QUARTETTE: That strain again! It had a dying fall: : Oh, it came o'er my ear like the sweet south That breathes upon a bank O' violetsl' x 66

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Muggets from the Ebental 1kIonoQRe PROF. SULLIVAN: 'K Punctuality is the politeness of kings. PROF. D'ANQONA: Progress is rebellion against authority. PROF. DUNBAR: 'A There are such things as moral cripplesf' PROF. WILLIAMSON: The floor of the fourth ventricle is a refuge in time of trouble. PROF. D'ANCONA: Childhood is the period of impulse and passion, and not of innocence and purity. PROF. : 'tldeas are like beards. Men seldom wear them Women, never. 'l PROF. LENGEELD: Without phosphorus is neither thought nor life. PROF. GODDARD: Cleanliness is next to godlinessf' PROF. I-IODGEN: A baby patient is theizefe noire of practise. PROE. SHARP: It is far better to prevent than to cure.', PROF.V D'ANcoNA: Evolution is a settled fact. Its discordant notes can not be recognized amid the chorus of assent? PROF. HODGEN: We have quack journals as Well as quack dentists! PROF. GREEN: The aiiinities of elements are like the affinities of sex. Vile know the facts. We don't know why. 2? .25 ct H PATIENT: jfun with the Dons He makes all the students sit straight in a line, As if they had rulers instead of a spine, It's risky to cough, and it's not safe to grin, W'l1en the teacher gets cross and his dimples go in. But the teacher gets good, and his smile it gets bright, And the questions get straight, and the answers get right, And the students feel happy and fairly could shout, 'When the teacher gets good, and his dimples come out. Do you iill teeth here? H DR. LITTON: W'ell, sometimes we fill czwz'i1'es. 68