UCLA School of Dentistry - Impressions Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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N-1' fllvnni 5 ly l alll H l l xl ll ill . , A I' .-if 1 v C-:A hs l xi r fake.. After earning a B.A. in Nlicro, Gail spent most of her time trying to convince the boys at Cornell that her desire to go into dentistry did not mean dental assisting. After several verbal lashings, most of them tended to agree. Gail's motivation in choosing UCLA was to get as far away from those New York chauvinists as possible. Ironically, with hundreds of California men available, only another transplanted New Yawker named Howard could convince her that the best place for homework was at home. After three years, they still do their home- work at home even though our class hasn't had any assigned in the last two. An avid individualist, Gail has been able to get whatever she has needed to achieve her goal, apparently there are only two ways of doing things: the wrong way and Gail's way. Her way must have been okay since she may soon become the only oral surgeon with her own stepladder. Keith came to us from a natural high . . . 350 feet high as an industrial smokestack constru ctor. As a result of this experience, he became our resident expert in the diagnosis of black, hairy tongue. None of us will ever forget the first time we heard the name Stutzneggar on the PA system, unsure as to whether somebody just swore or made an obscene ethnic joke. While in school, Keith has had several really exciting jobs: lll studying low level radiation on chicken embryos with Mudd and l2l a phlebotomist at the VA where he gained the distinction of being the first tech in recent history to draw blood from a patient who had expired 3 hours before. Upon early or late graduation, Keith will kayak up to Fremont, California where he will . . . make it on my own . . . as a full partner in his brother-in-law's S250,000 per year den- tal practice, specializing in buccal pits and exposures. W1 K 'Z' 1 . '7 1 Gail Strahs D.D.S. l Keith Stutznegger D D 5 'Z!'P

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f FQ Yah AS-df. '- ,f ,,,'3.l'fBf- AN . f , H 2.3 'ggi A, hggxgiza .' 1 1 xx vi Xie lil. lids-fn' ' Fig 'Q 9: I Q ' ' W gt, .rr -ripli, '- , gg:-fi Robert Stella D.D.S. Before attending UCLA, Bob decided that his professional image should in- clude a moustache. Since his wife had placed a time limit on how long she would endure the initial scratch Bob sought to hasten the process by ingest- ing devastating amounts of Vitamin E, with the subsequent result of his 5 o'clock shadow showing up before his o'clock patient. Best known for an alacrity for political achievement second only to Andy's, Bob spent most of his Sophomore year cutting through the administrative red tape as Sophomore Veep in the Var- gas cabinet lshades of Hubert Hum- phreyll Between cancellations, Bob spends most of his time whipping out enough amal- gams to make us wonder if we could stock enough alloy if more than a third of his patients ever decided to keep their appointments. If Bob ever decides to shave the hair off of his fingers we can be sure he will have enough patients on the outside to keep him busy. ln- Jim is a long term resident of UCLA. Having obtained a degree in kinesiology as an undergraduate and published an article lrumored to be an autobiography ac- cording to Schumrnl in the Anthropoid Journal of Japan, Jim decided that he might as well switch to working on people instead of chimpanzees . . . since there isn't much difference between them In an effort to fill out his Ban Roll-On silhouette, Jim spent most of his free time at the gym where he took body building, completing three bodies, two of which he keeps in his basement, the third was destroyed by friends at a party. When he isn't stomping on Joanie's feet during her bad times or lamenting about cancellations, Jim manages to continually establish himself as a master of Class III foils. When asked how he is able to contour them so well, he merely replies: Gold paint is the trick. , Jim intends to practice in L.A. after graduation and has mentioned that he plans llffl Stevens to give discounts to anyone who walks in carrying a basketball and wearing Ban D. D.S. Roll-On. K .M QS gi .l'I.'h-i,' , 5 .ISIC . . nw , X 1 5 :H fy, , w-7

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' - Forsaking his beloved Sedro-Wooley, Washington, Chris eventually gravitated toward the glamor of San Gabriel. There he attended high school and played football for four years with Rocky Rodriquenz. A jock through and through, he was also able to earn varsity letters in both track and bird watching. When Chris first came to us in '72, he was constantly at work trying to main- tain a part in his hairy something like the Pharaoh trying to part the Red Sea. However, having seen the light during his junior year, Chris decided to let it go natural stating that A man's per- sonality is in his hair. , An avid outdoorsman, Chris has a Ewell ChflS ThOfTlpSOn Gibbons fascination for hiking and has been known to have done things on skis D. M.D. that were thought to be unethical. For the future, Chris has three goals, none of which are definitep ll graduate on time, 21 enter the Public Health Service, and 37 lock horns with Denise. 'A lt . . 45 5 hh -4 Air J . ., .,. . Q l G t ' judy Tiffany D.D.S. Jude came to us, initially, with a degree in physical therapy and will leave not only with a D.D.S. but also with a NIRS. and an Nl.D. lcourtesy of Frankl. Since Frank retired from sky diving, Judy has ceased chewing her fingernails to the knuckles and has been enjoying those rare moments where they both have free time together skiing, sailing with friends and camping. Judy has always had a soft spot for animals and both her horse Babe and her two frisky felines stand a good chance of being joined someday by a chimpanzee and a lion cub if Jude has her say. With Frank on an emergency medicine residency Jude figures that her choices for future dentistry will probably be somewhere in Fresno or the Bay area. Actually, Judy doesn't really care where, just as long as she doesn't have the San Diego Freeway for a backyard anymore.