UCLA School of Dentistry - Impressions Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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f FQ Yah AS-df. '- ,f ,,,'3.l'fBf- AN . f , H 2.3 'ggi A, hggxgiza .' 1 1 xx vi Xie lil. lids-fn' ' Fig 'Q 9: I Q ' ' W gt, .rr -ripli, '- , gg:-fi Robert Stella D.D.S. Before attending UCLA, Bob decided that his professional image should in- clude a moustache. Since his wife had placed a time limit on how long she would endure the initial scratch Bob sought to hasten the process by ingest- ing devastating amounts of Vitamin E, with the subsequent result of his 5 o'clock shadow showing up before his o'clock patient. Best known for an alacrity for political achievement second only to Andy's, Bob spent most of his Sophomore year cutting through the administrative red tape as Sophomore Veep in the Var- gas cabinet lshades of Hubert Hum- phreyll Between cancellations, Bob spends most of his time whipping out enough amal- gams to make us wonder if we could stock enough alloy if more than a third of his patients ever decided to keep their appointments. If Bob ever decides to shave the hair off of his fingers we can be sure he will have enough patients on the outside to keep him busy. ln- Jim is a long term resident of UCLA. Having obtained a degree in kinesiology as an undergraduate and published an article lrumored to be an autobiography ac- cording to Schumrnl in the Anthropoid Journal of Japan, Jim decided that he might as well switch to working on people instead of chimpanzees . . . since there isn't much difference between them In an effort to fill out his Ban Roll-On silhouette, Jim spent most of his free time at the gym where he took body building, completing three bodies, two of which he keeps in his basement, the third was destroyed by friends at a party. When he isn't stomping on Joanie's feet during her bad times or lamenting about cancellations, Jim manages to continually establish himself as a master of Class III foils. When asked how he is able to contour them so well, he merely replies: Gold paint is the trick. , Jim intends to practice in L.A. after graduation and has mentioned that he plans llffl Stevens to give discounts to anyone who walks in carrying a basketball and wearing Ban D. D.S. Roll-On. K .M QS gi .l'I.'h-i,' , 5 .ISIC . . nw , X 1 5 :H fy, , w-7

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Stugus came to,UCLA after earning a BA in Psych at the University of Oregon. This in itself was surprising to most of the class as we assumed he got in straight out of high school. Baby faced Stu endeavored to make life a little more tolerable for us with his impromptu jam sessions in both the lab and clinic. Stu also instigated the fad of using stereo headphones for patient management when he found it difficult to cut preps and serenade at the same time. Although Stu is an active, outdoors type of guy who finds precious little time to enjoy his skiing and hiking, he has managed to squeeze in his favorite sport of 'fox' hunting. Stu hails from Monterey, California, and figures to return to the clean life some- where near there. Someday Stu will be lecturing on the application of gadgets and psychology in patient management and will undoubtably be a success . . . maybe even in dentistry. l -fr V Sv- K . XXV' , YY-R I i' , K gl r W . f Thinking that his true name was ' Steinazaki , Steve found a three year refuge from the elements in the broom closet of Mito's estate home where chow Steve Stginbefg Chow quickly taught him the art of patience, tolerance, and eating rice with chopsticks. After three years, how- ever, Steve could no longer suppress his undentistlike appetite for candy and left the broom closet for more fulfilling ac- comodating fulfillment?l When he isn't avoiding the shaft in the clinic, Steve finds time to play guitar, listen to good jazz, stuff his face with candy, explain dirty jokes to Felix, and help Rimio operate his Booming dat- ing service. Steve has mentioned a desire for a ro- tating internship for a year after gradu- ation, . . . while I decide what to with my hands. .1734 .X jf l , -, ,

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N-1' fllvnni 5 ly l alll H l l xl ll ill . , A I' .-if 1 v C-:A hs l xi r fake.. After earning a B.A. in Nlicro, Gail spent most of her time trying to convince the boys at Cornell that her desire to go into dentistry did not mean dental assisting. After several verbal lashings, most of them tended to agree. Gail's motivation in choosing UCLA was to get as far away from those New York chauvinists as possible. Ironically, with hundreds of California men available, only another transplanted New Yawker named Howard could convince her that the best place for homework was at home. After three years, they still do their home- work at home even though our class hasn't had any assigned in the last two. An avid individualist, Gail has been able to get whatever she has needed to achieve her goal, apparently there are only two ways of doing things: the wrong way and Gail's way. Her way must have been okay since she may soon become the only oral surgeon with her own stepladder. Keith came to us from a natural high . . . 350 feet high as an industrial smokestack constru ctor. As a result of this experience, he became our resident expert in the diagnosis of black, hairy tongue. None of us will ever forget the first time we heard the name Stutzneggar on the PA system, unsure as to whether somebody just swore or made an obscene ethnic joke. While in school, Keith has had several really exciting jobs: lll studying low level radiation on chicken embryos with Mudd and l2l a phlebotomist at the VA where he gained the distinction of being the first tech in recent history to draw blood from a patient who had expired 3 hours before. Upon early or late graduation, Keith will kayak up to Fremont, California where he will . . . make it on my own . . . as a full partner in his brother-in-law's S250,000 per year den- tal practice, specializing in buccal pits and exposures. W1 K 'Z' 1 . '7 1 Gail Strahs D.D.S. l Keith Stutznegger D D 5 'Z!'P