UCLA School of Dentistry - Impressions Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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Stugus came to,UCLA after earning a BA in Psych at the University of Oregon. This in itself was surprising to most of the class as we assumed he got in straight out of high school. Baby faced Stu endeavored to make life a little more tolerable for us with his impromptu jam sessions in both the lab and clinic. Stu also instigated the fad of using stereo headphones for patient management when he found it difficult to cut preps and serenade at the same time. Although Stu is an active, outdoors type of guy who finds precious little time to enjoy his skiing and hiking, he has managed to squeeze in his favorite sport of 'fox' hunting. Stu hails from Monterey, California, and figures to return to the clean life some- where near there. Someday Stu will be lecturing on the application of gadgets and psychology in patient management and will undoubtably be a success . . . maybe even in dentistry. l -fr V Sv- K . XXV' , YY-R I i' , K gl r W . f Thinking that his true name was ' Steinazaki , Steve found a three year refuge from the elements in the broom closet of Mito's estate home where chow Steve Stginbefg Chow quickly taught him the art of patience, tolerance, and eating rice with chopsticks. After three years, how- ever, Steve could no longer suppress his undentistlike appetite for candy and left the broom closet for more fulfilling ac- comodating fulfillment?l When he isn't avoiding the shaft in the clinic, Steve finds time to play guitar, listen to good jazz, stuff his face with candy, explain dirty jokes to Felix, and help Rimio operate his Booming dat- ing service. Steve has mentioned a desire for a ro- tating internship for a year after gradu- ation, . . . while I decide what to with my hands. .1734 .X jf l , -, ,

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Scum has had a very illustrious career in his four years at UCLA, the highlight of which involved being dragged before the clinic's high tribunal for allegedly swearing in front of a certain group re- ceptionist. In his defense, Steve could only reply that he didn't see her because she was standing sideways. Running a close second to this was an incident where he calmly advised a patient to l ' bring it in tomorrow after an instructor dropped Steve's first dowel core down the chute . if Steve was also noted as being one of the best humorists in the class, not for his humor per se, but for the endless volume and unintelligibility of his jokes. It seemed that the only reason he ever left the clinic was to run home and get more material from his 4 year old son. Steve Schumm D.D.S. When asked about his future, Steve re- plies that he has only two goals: first, To become a competent and successful dentist , and second, . . . to be mis- taken for a towel in the Hygienists' shower room. is I Steve Scott was always a distinctive member of the Class of '76, In lecture or clinic, Steve's resonant foghorn-like voice could often be heard above the din somewhat reminiscent of the fact that ships in the biggest fog make the loudest noise. However, in a binder note, several misconceptions about Steve should be cleared up: lll he did not win the Dr. George Fischbeck look-alike contest, and C23 Steve is not now, nor has he ever been, related to Donald Duck. Generally speaking lwhich Steve generally isl, you can always count on the fact that when there is nothing more to be said, Steve's still saying it, especially to his instructors. But of all the members of the class, Steve will undoubtedly emerge with the least damage to his psyche of anyone, certainly to his credit if not to the school's. 62 Steve Scott D.D.S.

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f FQ Yah AS-df. '- ,f ,,,'3.l'fBf- AN . f , H 2.3 'ggi A, hggxgiza .' 1 1 xx vi Xie lil. lids-fn' ' Fig 'Q 9: I Q ' ' W gt, .rr -ripli, '- , gg:-fi Robert Stella D.D.S. Before attending UCLA, Bob decided that his professional image should in- clude a moustache. Since his wife had placed a time limit on how long she would endure the initial scratch Bob sought to hasten the process by ingest- ing devastating amounts of Vitamin E, with the subsequent result of his 5 o'clock shadow showing up before his o'clock patient. Best known for an alacrity for political achievement second only to Andy's, Bob spent most of his Sophomore year cutting through the administrative red tape as Sophomore Veep in the Var- gas cabinet lshades of Hubert Hum- phreyll Between cancellations, Bob spends most of his time whipping out enough amal- gams to make us wonder if we could stock enough alloy if more than a third of his patients ever decided to keep their appointments. If Bob ever decides to shave the hair off of his fingers we can be sure he will have enough patients on the outside to keep him busy. ln- Jim is a long term resident of UCLA. Having obtained a degree in kinesiology as an undergraduate and published an article lrumored to be an autobiography ac- cording to Schumrnl in the Anthropoid Journal of Japan, Jim decided that he might as well switch to working on people instead of chimpanzees . . . since there isn't much difference between them In an effort to fill out his Ban Roll-On silhouette, Jim spent most of his free time at the gym where he took body building, completing three bodies, two of which he keeps in his basement, the third was destroyed by friends at a party. When he isn't stomping on Joanie's feet during her bad times or lamenting about cancellations, Jim manages to continually establish himself as a master of Class III foils. When asked how he is able to contour them so well, he merely replies: Gold paint is the trick. , Jim intends to practice in L.A. after graduation and has mentioned that he plans llffl Stevens to give discounts to anyone who walks in carrying a basketball and wearing Ban D. D.S. Roll-On. K .M QS gi .l'I.'h-i,' , 5 .ISIC . . nw , X 1 5 :H fy, , w-7