UCLA School of Dentistry - Impressions Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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Scum has had a very illustrious career in his four years at UCLA, the highlight of which involved being dragged before the clinic's high tribunal for allegedly swearing in front of a certain group re- ceptionist. In his defense, Steve could only reply that he didn't see her because she was standing sideways. Running a close second to this was an incident where he calmly advised a patient to l ' bring it in tomorrow after an instructor dropped Steve's first dowel core down the chute . if Steve was also noted as being one of the best humorists in the class, not for his humor per se, but for the endless volume and unintelligibility of his jokes. It seemed that the only reason he ever left the clinic was to run home and get more material from his 4 year old son. Steve Schumm D.D.S. When asked about his future, Steve re- plies that he has only two goals: first, To become a competent and successful dentist , and second, . . . to be mis- taken for a towel in the Hygienists' shower room. is I Steve Scott was always a distinctive member of the Class of '76, In lecture or clinic, Steve's resonant foghorn-like voice could often be heard above the din somewhat reminiscent of the fact that ships in the biggest fog make the loudest noise. However, in a binder note, several misconceptions about Steve should be cleared up: lll he did not win the Dr. George Fischbeck look-alike contest, and C23 Steve is not now, nor has he ever been, related to Donald Duck. Generally speaking lwhich Steve generally isl, you can always count on the fact that when there is nothing more to be said, Steve's still saying it, especially to his instructors. But of all the members of the class, Steve will undoubtedly emerge with the least damage to his psyche of anyone, certainly to his credit if not to the school's. 62 Steve Scott D.D.S.

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Likes and , ,Psi-'. Dislikes i We .Q W W ' W 1 I 'Q ' I V . r iz 'E is i Jon first had inklings that he was destined to enter the surgical profession when his ' jon Scarf D.D.S. father placed a scalpel near his crib. He cut himself, naturally, but even today, he still recounts as how it was a neat, clean incision. Despite his obvious talent, Jon opted to take up UCD cow college pre-med after an illustrious career as a high school free-thrower. Overcoming this insanity, he even- tually drifted to UCLA. Jon's first two years were reasonably successful, but was inclined to ponder his future when Operative and Fixed hinted that his best laboratory performances were in gross anatomy. Years from now, Jon will still be found working late into the night filling out oral surgery applications, his favorite pastime when bored. When Jon tires of working with his hands, he will probably switch to his feet, which are well versed in the art of Ken-do, demonstrating how far he will go to keep from using his head. Greg Schinnerer .f-nd Dr. Schinnerer has the unique privilege of being the only student in the school who has never heard his name paged correctly. However, after two glorious years, he has developed the ability to respond to that voice in the ceiling call- ing for Dr. Schinininer. A real go-getter, Greg got right into crown and bridge by cutting his first prep early in our Junior summer, Un- fortunately, it was not cemented until twenty cancellations and 18 months had passed - score one for Dwight. D.D.S. But Greg did manage to survive dental school with an easy going nature that eased him through cancellations and trauma that would have caused others to crumble, especially when one re- members that he has unsuccessfully at- tempted to finish his exams before Ted for four years. For the future, we will be sure to see Dr. Schinninnerer in Air Force blue, ful- fulfilling his desire to become a spaced cadet. YN 'N lg 3 . , A . J

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Stugus came to,UCLA after earning a BA in Psych at the University of Oregon. This in itself was surprising to most of the class as we assumed he got in straight out of high school. Baby faced Stu endeavored to make life a little more tolerable for us with his impromptu jam sessions in both the lab and clinic. Stu also instigated the fad of using stereo headphones for patient management when he found it difficult to cut preps and serenade at the same time. Although Stu is an active, outdoors type of guy who finds precious little time to enjoy his skiing and hiking, he has managed to squeeze in his favorite sport of 'fox' hunting. Stu hails from Monterey, California, and figures to return to the clean life some- where near there. Someday Stu will be lecturing on the application of gadgets and psychology in patient management and will undoubtably be a success . . . maybe even in dentistry. l -fr V Sv- K . XXV' , YY-R I i' , K gl r W . f Thinking that his true name was ' Steinazaki , Steve found a three year refuge from the elements in the broom closet of Mito's estate home where chow Steve Stginbefg Chow quickly taught him the art of patience, tolerance, and eating rice with chopsticks. After three years, how- ever, Steve could no longer suppress his undentistlike appetite for candy and left the broom closet for more fulfilling ac- comodating fulfillment?l When he isn't avoiding the shaft in the clinic, Steve finds time to play guitar, listen to good jazz, stuff his face with candy, explain dirty jokes to Felix, and help Rimio operate his Booming dat- ing service. Steve has mentioned a desire for a ro- tating internship for a year after gradu- ation, . . . while I decide what to with my hands. .1734 .X jf l , -, ,