UCLA School of Dentistry - Impressions Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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l Sid jackson D.D.S. Al jefferson D.D.S. Sidney, our own Ebony Adonis, has managed to dominate the clinic scenario as the symbol of contemporary virility except during those moments when his boss, Cheryl, slaps him down and tells him to act his age. When not enticing 'Kitty Cats' into his cubicle, Sidney can be found giving his 'beat them while you can' handball lessons to his friends. As originator of the 'Tank Top Clinic Coat', Sidney will continue in his attempts to informalize Dr. Xhonga, whom he still addresses as Hey, Mama. Practical as he is, Sidney will probably ' confine his practice to 'Foxy Thighs' who can pay their bills and supply him with ashtrays. Albert Joseph Jefferson, Jr., alias Albert , was one of our full time front-rowers in class. Best known for his Greek answers to English questions Ca Ia. E Pluribus Jefferson! he stalked the hospital halls in search of female companionship and true love. His glittering outfits and studs are evidence of an earlier career as a human target for a downtown rivet gun. Always one for excitement, he set his foot on fire in anatomy class and swallowed one of his own denture teeth during a removable practical the passed too, sans toothl. Albert's favorite pasttime include chess, guitar, anatomy and observation of the feminine form. Albert always had something favorable to say about the latter and scammed on any chick regardless of race, creed, color or lack of appearance. Once he tried to pick up a weird chick at a party who turned out to be Sidney Jackson. Good luck Genez , militant, sparkling one lGlitter-Boy for shortl.

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Some of us may wonder just who Bill Johnson is, and with good reason. While most of spent our first year suffering through lectures and cramming to the point of tears in the library, Bill was lounging at home in Pasadena and would pry himself away from his easy chair only long enough to drive in and take exams. Sophomore year was rougher on B.J. since he had to drive in TWICE a week to get his preps graded. Bill's ability to talk and good sale is evicenced by the fact that he was able to coerce his girlfriend into marrying him and also giving his patients the impression that the UCLA Dental Clinic is located in Pasadena. B.J. will probably scout up a good pedo program or residency next year with the stipulation that it be located within walking distance of downtown Pasadena. Billjohnson D.D.S. john low D.D.S. al .1 , ff J. J., the Crabby Crusher from Berkeley, left the darkened halls of Cal to spend his next four years in the darker and darker corridors of Hershey Hall. Jowser , the only one in our class to go for three years without once driving a car, was never deterred from dating every girl in H.H. who had a reputation -.J for respectability and a car worth more than six grand. Althoug.. he was an enthusiastic karate expert in his undergraduate days, J.J. is reluctant now to work out these days, stemming from his fear of becoming too muscular. Vegetating at Hershey, though, has not dulled John's clinical abilities. His black belt in Loose Prosthetics should see him through an internship at Chuck Norris's waiting room.