UCLA School of Dentistry - Impressions Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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Here's a sleeper if you ever knew one. Don't let his meek and mild manner fool you. Dr. Draggato is UC LA's roving rookie and can be found in the boy's room drinking Jack Daniels and lagging for pennies. With one quarter left and short of his Pedo requirement, he could also be found cruising by the day Care center with his bumper sticker Eat Candy. While not at school. Phil was always off hunting . . . for girls that is. When he catches one, Dr. D. hopes to convince her to run the crap tables and roulette wheels in the back room of his office. One day Phil hopes to practice in Northern California. Preferably in a small town where the deer, the antelope, and the Dragatto can play. l-:T L' 5 r f-551.-:iw-eng.: Tiffin. N il Q , mm Recovering from a wipeout on a 3 foot roller, Mike buried his board and donned clinical garb. lHoley Levis, desert . boots, and that damn blue hat.J After lvllke Dugas that post-mortem freshman year, Dugas D D S rejuvenated to the point where he re- ' ' ' ceived the class award for persistence -- a cold shower from Joanie O. Unfettered by this ego shrinker, Mike moved onto and into greener grass in the form of the BaId Eagle. But alas, even though true happiness may warm the hearts of these two, what about Roger? , 11,5 Mike always strives to be first. Like the ' 1 first to receive the coveted award for . clinic excellence. One week vacation X at home, courtesy of Dr. Jeannet. l Dr. Dugas future is open to change. But one thing is for sure, if anyone finds a position for a one-eyed dentist, give Mike a call. 3 Phil Dragotto D.D.S. 27

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f-ff-ar Mary Ditto D. D. S. jack Dodson D.D.S. .x,,,ME , 4, - Xu ik .N ,X j . v .. - ff Mary is perhaps best known for openly challenging faculty during lectures when the lecture material varied from some previous information we had been given. Faculty members have been known to spontaneously urinate at the mere sight of Mary raising her hand. The only one in our class to complete her Phony Dr. in Anatomy by studying eyeballs, she was in constant demand for pre-exam tutoring in our freshman Histology class. r ,.,:, , A devout women's liberationist, she also achieved great heights when she won the p Y- election to be senior class president. A ' position hotly contested by several junior and sophomore candidates, Kathy .. Nieminsky, and that little black dog you always see at lunch time. . 1 WS . , V ,,.,, Mary recently endeared herself to the entire Group B contingent when she couragously attempted to bleach John Cochran's central incisors. John now sports two tweed teeth. .. l , UF Mary will undoubtedly be a success when she and her boyfriend Jess set up a joint practice. We can see it now. Ditto's Dental Parlour and Chiropractic Center. r' -3 U ,-V . ' ir- ! r. --tl 5 ,. j - x A ,ewan ' Y - 5 tea I-li ue! lil L Trailing his ponytail behind, Jack strolled into UCLA from UCSD. In San Diego, following a hitch in Vietnam, Jack cultivated his unique life-style, casuaI bIiss Our resident Guru, The Deviate, has 'supplied' the better things in life to many in our class. Always generous, Jack will gladly lend his body for any carnal needs lregardless of agel. A man of mystery, inuendo and rumor follow Jack everywhere ---Is it true that Dr. F. stayed in Group Gfor2 years because Jacksupplied him with dirty magazines? ---Is it true that Jack cut his hair in exchange for early graduation? ---Wasn't the movie 'Cool Hand Luke' patterned after Jack's experiences in dental school? ---Why did Jack always have a grin on his face and his hands in his pocket? ---' Leaf Man' . . . What does that mean? Jack will be heading for the 50th state following graduation. Quote: See you all in Tahiti in ten years. Boy, that's time for many new encounters, many new ex- periences, and many new warped stories. Be mellow . . . Enjoy!!!

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I ,-,X ,pax G., F. ' ,',,...Q-!, J. i . .i .ii Anne Eavis D. D. S. fi .1 .3 ,if ,r ,,g , -..YE XJ..-1 5' Ann, an ex-key banger from the secre- tarial pools of Sacramento, is best remembered for winning the Steno- graphic Award in 1975. She had the only complete set of notes for the psychology of Patient Management class last fall. Complete with illustra- tions, critique, and the guest lecturer's astrological forecast. A conscientious operator and perfection- ist at heart, Ann has become famous for her monumental battles in the clinic with Dr. Standlee. She describes them as The Battle with the Bulge. The summer of '76 will probably see - Ann pushing her beloved VW Beetle in ' the general direction of Sacramento. If . you ever see a flashing red emergency beacon on Highway 99, stop and give a hand, it'II probably be Ann's blushing complection. i., I ' - 'f' f -. ' '- f ' T ' .- - ' 4 Y 1 1 f - , K -, v jim Edmond -----Ntgw D.D.S. wiv ' W, . , i Lug .fl Jimmy, in his earlier years, had spent most of life in search of something in which he could become king. After many failures in various intellectual endeavors, he dispairingly concluded that he would never become the ruler of anything. He resigned himself to utter futility until one day a letter arrives from UC LA informing him of his acceptance to Dental School. This, needless to say, caught him by sur- prise since he hadn't even applied. Once here, Jimmy found that Dentistry was not for him. Were it not for intra- mural Sports, he would have left us long ago. Golf is Jimmy's real love, but those of us who know him, still can't understand how he can putt so well with such a short putter. Jimmy's plans after graduation are to shoot subpar on a miniature golf course and practice dentistry long enough to pay for his green fees.