University of California Los Angeles - Bruin Life / Southern Campus Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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Tom Vogel Dean Westly Carl Wisniewski Joe Woo John Achuff Bruno Bisceglia James Block Will Clarke Joseph Curtis Karl Englert Philip Flores Kip Gray Roy Wayne King Peter Kranske Dennis Lundquist Rex Meyer Jeffrey Pichel James Sayre Robert Sbardellati Schlitz Robert Scurich Richard Theis 291

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phi gamma delta With the turning over of the new leaf and ad- vent of the new smooth image here at the FIJ I house, (soon to be recognized officially as Folsom Prison Trusteeship Extension), the brothers have accepted a rather shakey truce with the world about us. This truce is the re- sult of our insincere de-emphasis of world con- quest through the means of sin, vice and perversion. While the bros have been taking part in the new student activist movement in areas of dire importance to the improvement of our society, as mentioned above, they have of course met their responsibilities, duties and obligations to future posterity by keeping alive the traditional taste, discretion, and scent of humor prevalent at any FIJ I function. Thus, as expected, highly successful social activities have marred the new smooth era of this year which has been more accurately de- scribed as a Renaissance of Unacceptability. The traditional (?) Grape Stomp party was held in honor of the viligance of the Delano grape pickers. The theme for this fun-raising party was thusly rather appropriate- ' Pick Your Nose-Not Grapes ' -. It was trulyasmooth function as three girls were graped and nu- merous others were introduced to a uniquely ' FIJI ' fermentation process. The pledges had a tremendously successful ditch with an assortment of Pi-Phi pledgesand refugees from the nymphomaniac ward over at the med-center. The outing was held at the LA County ZOO out at Griffith Park. The brothers are still awaiting the release of one of our fellow Fiji ' s from the zoo. It seems as though a zoologist and an anthropoligist from the zoo trapped our dear bro while he was engaged in a coitial undertaking of no small measure with one of the zoo ' s female gorillas whom he had reportedly mistaken for one of the Pi-Phi pledges. As it stands now, he is still in custody and has been classified as the KARLENGLERT missing link in modern evolutionary theory. This ditch has since been labled the ' Grovel of The Century. ' It did manage to strain our sorority relations which up to that point were blossoming. Pan-Hellenicvoted 22-1 to boycott us which is quite an accomplishment and show of self sacrifice on their part. IFC also decided to do us a similar favor and placed us on social probation for theentirewinterquarter just to keep us out of trouble. The Brothers of Phi Gamma Delta shall surely fondly look back upon this year as one of Social Prohibition -Not Inhibition!

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Curt Adler Doug Anderson Ed Bergstrom Ed Browning Craig Burke Mike Burton Ron Butler Paul Curry Scott Dattan Pat Donohoe Dennis Foland Gary Gray Peter Hoffman Steve Krueger Brad Langston-Jones phi kappa psi r III CHRIS LEE The Green Wave has paid gravely for an oversight; parties are now for- cibly driven well into the night, no more hustle for filings-Phi Psi ' s driven to despair, yearn for the special privileges the University lends to recognized fraternities. Meanwhile the wave continues to waste time with such time honored foolishness as Homecoming, Uni-Camp Drive, Campus Tommorrow, and Intramurals. Some were even limited enough to feel the year was both productive and fun. Wags, Sac, Taco, Thin Man, and Raybo off to the wars. . . Burton home from Mexico with the gold, the brotherhood brought home everything else. . . Smegma, Maddy, Pops, Huck and Big Jeff on the V-Ball circuit, with Skunk in Traction. . . Yimmy falls in love and debt-looses car. . . Birdman inherits an airborne sireen. . Sneak a co-starring role with Big Lew. . . Whittier Alpha is formed. . . Maggot flunks out of wrestling, the Tree should of. . . Love blossoms in the spring, all goes up in smoke. . . And Bank of America picks up the tab. 292