University of California Los Angeles - Bruin Life / Southern Campus Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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THOUSANDS OF ARTICLES SUIT- ABLE FOR V EDDIXG A:ND BIRTH- DAY GIFTS, CARD fARTY PRIZES AND OTHER PRESENTATIONS. PARMELEE = DOHRMANN CO. 232-234 SOUTH SPRING ST. Found in a book borrowe d from Miss E-l-o-t- Yes, 1 wrote tlie purple cow, I ' m sorry now I wrote it ; But I can tell you anyhow, I ' ll kill you if Tou quote it. He : Is the blonde or the brunette most universally ad- mired ? ' She: You must ask ] [iss R — ym — r, she has had expe- rience in both capacities. The Lark ' Brutally Slaughtered in Ijroad Daylight ! — Remains Horriblv Alutilated. Mr. Ellis : You can write, and let us know when you want the paper. Miss Lea (anxiously) : Can I write to vou? Mr. A on Xcumayer has invented something new in Algebra. Here it is : d-fd+d+d==P (at end of the term.) Grimes - Stassforth Stationery Company COMMLRCIAL STATIONAKY BLANK BOOKS ENGRAVING AND PRINTING Telephone Main 131. 307 SOUTH SPRING ST.

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' •.: ' .i ' S -. jr ... .. 7 ' ., .,i . j r . . 57 . . . 7 - 5 -, 7 ' .i? ..S The School Mistress t w Is deserving of the very best in foot gear. Their ' duties demand much of their feet and the greatest Shoe Comfort f should be theirs. It is also to their credit to be styi- ji ishly shod — which, with the quality and comfort have made the reputation of the W w D C. M. Staub Shoe Company 255 S. Broadway ' = 5 5 5 5 5 i ' 5 s ' ' ; ' = j- ' - ' - There was a little creature, So very, very queer ; ' They say she loves a lobster Better than all else here. She taught her many ologies, To pupils over-wise. And when she shook her little head Her specs fell from her eyes. She taug ' ht of lobsters, young- and old She taught fresh lobsters, too ; And if the girls were not afraid, She made green lobster stew. Her little hand could illustrate A palm leaf or h dra ' s jaw, And her every movement spoke Of nature ' s ouidine- law.

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vy PRESCRIPTION y Fred Detmbrs OPTICIAN 3545 BRo DWfly Oculist Prestripfions a Spcciallv ' LOS ANGELES, CAL. ' ' In sloyd room : Miss L — Which way of the (2:oods do you cut this? In sloyd : Miss Cobb — How can I make a square olc in this board? Miss Morrison — Can ' t you bore one in it? How did it liappcn that Mr. I5eezeniyer lent a i ' d ' V pencil with Lela Gucfsf ' s name on it ? Miss Elliot: Tell me about Wallace, Miss Kane? Miss Kane: Do you mean the fish story? Miss Seaman: Explain the illusion to Abram ' s ram? Miss Osborn : The clouds parted and the ram descended. Miss Elliot: What Teutonic races settled in England? Mr. Howland : The Franciscans. Miss Seaman: Where is the scene laid? Miss Kane: In the moonlight. (Was she dreaming?) ti7 ' i ' T O material, so superb in design, so absolutely correct If Good Shoes You -wish, there is no foot%ear so rich in s Cummings shoes. €Moreo ' ver, at high or lo w prices our footnvear is sold at a legitimate profit . You never pay for style alone, you always receive full value at all prices. Our cKon-Crack T rfissing preserves as ' well as beautifies the shoes. W, E. CUMMINGS. Cor. fourth and BROADVVAV