Tyler Junior College - Apache Yearbook (Tyler, TX)

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UNARII Iioifimaw Gicokme Difxxisi' M1l.mzr:o MCDANIHI., .N'f-in-lziry Know All Men by These Present5 That if: You have been apprehended while purloining fowls: U. S. agents discovered you at your distilleryg it is al- leged that you were seen with another's sweetheart: your spouse desires to absent you permanently from her companyg your creditors are clamoring for an ap- portionment of your debtsg your paternal ancestor doubts your wordg his jilting you has necessitated heart balmg you can't arrange your own bailg you desire a nice inexpensive blowing-upv: Being Engineers, you have utilized too much silicon in concreteg you have diluted gasoline with an excess of waterg you have substituted wood for steelg And you have not-as we have by intensive study- prepared your retentive minds to defend and exonerate yourself of all blame in the acts aforementioned and multitudes of un-mentionables, WE are counsellors at your service. VVhere1cnIo we have set om hand! this day of 1939. ana' here we, the iifzdersigrzed. present our lovely X1l'6f3f' heart- Mau SAM B.'XIl,EY, Pl'l'.CiiI1'l11 Furla II.u.iis W DARWIN Iivi-QREH Mn. juxxixs, Sjwnzmr Dux Kim: RCI' Rim lixkliixk.-x SL'iii1sRi,ixxn lXlllCIIH,l. lvNIS Ii.xRn.xR.x ML'RPi1i' C'I,.xR,x Hl'l.l.l. Uixx HARRISON Bigxiium Tiiomxs II.x'1ii.m.xi P.xL'i, XV.x'i is jtsiix lhxxuuiux, I'ifi'-ltzniiiinzf

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