Tyler Junior College - Apache Yearbook (Tyler, TX)

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11 APACHE,lQ3s mf -...... X, X H Y ' Wu. JOKES Paul Musselwhite: I think I'1l be an aviator, because I've been air-minded for yearsf, Ben White: Well, I suppose I'l1 be a garage man, because I've been tow-headed all of my life. 1 1 1 1 Dorothy Brookshire: How can you tell that winter is coming? Nell Morris: Why anyone knows that winter is coming when it begins to get ' 77 later earlier. 1 1 1 1 :Bill Wood: Have you heard the story of the man who carried a quart of milk home in a paper sack?,' Edwin Rasco: No, what is the story?,' Bill Wood: It hasnlt leaked out yet. 1 f i Y Dave Gilley: Has Arthur Garrison been in this school very long? Ralph Bickley: I'll say he has. I-Ie cut his teeth on the cafeteria silverware! ffff ' james Shahan: Do you know why they build the pig pens on the south side of the house in Whitehouse? Robert Blake: No, why do they? james Shahan: To keep the pigs in. f 1 1 f CLASSROOM CLASSICS 4 Mammals in the Orchard is a short story by 0. Henry. Burr claimed that Hamilton had made some very desultory remarks about him. The sale of intoxicated liquor is forbidden in Texas. District courts are for the trial of state offenders, leaving the Federal courts jurisdiction over Federal offensiveness. fDon,t curse our jokes, you may be old and weak yourself some day., 1 i f 1 Louise Cook: Did you hear about the panic at the Liberty last night? Mamie Edwards: No, was there a fire? Louise: Of course not, but the place was suddenly plunged into complete light! 1 1 1 1 Fannie Fridkin: If you were me would you take out insurance? Dorma Odom: Not on your life. f f f f Jerry Walters: How did you come out in the pie eating contest?', Richard Rushing: I was sickened, and Robert Woodson was firstf, 28 'W r N' Jf Of' '

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M11 1 'MQ 1. Two typical freshmen . . . 2. Ye brother won't recognize him . . . Editor . . . 3. Engineers par excel- 7. Wilson and Potts, Inc .... 8. Why lence . . . 4. Squaw men . . . 5. In don't the girls let him keep his feet native costume . . . 6. Arthur's on the ground? . . . 27 'fi 'su tl E! an gg I! li li If ll -w . . 'sf' ,

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fl 11 , X . ,P .,. , :yn 2355 . W 'ti 'Fl G 't gf. 1. Putting his best foot forward . . . 2. Happy, but why? . . . 3. Climb- ing up the golden stairs . . . 4. Not soured on the world, just thinking . . . 5. Their favorite pastime . . . as lf. 6. Nothing to do but go to school . . . 7. The best of the better spon- sors . . . 8. Masters of English lit- erature pose for portraits . . . 9. She must have passed something to have that smile . . .