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A5 E AiPAfc3H1E, was K .. , g JOKES Bernice Ciullick: Clive me some of that prepared monoacetisacidester of sali- cylic acid. Uruggist: You mean aspirin, don't you? Bernice: Yeah, I never can think of that name. you. 1 1 Freshman: f'Lend me a quarter, will Sophomore: Say, if it cost five cents for a trip around th: world, I couldn't get out of sight. 1 1 Shoes are made nowadays from all kinds of skins: even banana skins make good slippers! 1 1 College is the place where one spends several hundred dollars for an education and then prays for a holiday to come on a school day. And another definition of college is that College is a four-year loaf on Dad's dough. 1 1 Never cut a class unless- You're tired, or haven't time to dress, Or feel too good, or feel unfit, Or haven't, or are, prepared for it. 1 1 blames Hankerson: Gosh, ain't that guy bow-legged ? ,lack Owens: llon't be vulgar. Now Shakespeare would have been artistic about it. james: XVhat'd liill have done Tl -lack: Like this-'Ah, for sooth, what manner of men are these, whose limbs prescribe parenth2ses?' 1 1 She was only a shepherdls daughter, but she sure got my goat. lliifll Hyvn You 'FRIED THIS? flt really workssl Put down the number of your living brothers: multiply by two: add three: multiply by five: add the number of your living sisters: multiply the result by ten: now add the number of your dead brothers and sisters, if any: substract 150. The right-hand figure tells you the number of deaths, the middle figure is the number of sisters you have living, while the figure to the left gives the number of your living brothers. 1 1 Congratulations, Guilty Ones: If your orgies and mistakes are not mentioned herein, don't blame us. There are tivo reasons why we have kept silent. First: XVe want 'to stay in school. Second: The censorship committee. Uon't be surprised if you don't find any good old juicy scandal, just thank your lucky stars there isn't, because it might have been on you. The censors are your protectors: thank them, not us. Sincerely, YE EniToR. 1 1 Co-eds' hlotto- Cry and get it. Ill lllllllmum A, , j 5 1 1 'its if li , X-. . :m:....m. L . --Ill-Ill l