Twin Valley High School - Vallian Yearbook (Morgantown, PA)

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CLASS PROPHECY Come one come all to the 1968 brg show Thrs rs Tom Sterner your rrngmaster holdrng a reunron for the class of '58 In the audrence tonrght we have wrth us the world famous dragster racer James Fagan wrnner of four gold cups and strll clrmbrng Seated rn the thrrd row from the center rrng rs that world renowned rnventor of the latest gurded mrssrle Professor Norman Styer One of our most famous guests of the evenrng rs the Secretary of Treasury of the Unrted States Mrss Janet E Robrnson In rrng No 1 performrng hrs most famous antrcs rs that happy go lucky clown George DeLong Hrgh above us we see the spectacular Janet and Ronald Beaton performrng therr darrng act on the flyrng tra eze P In rrng No 2 we have the muscle man of them all Brll Pence lrftrng 1000 lbs on each shoulder In the same rrng all rn a knot rs the man made of rubber Rrchard Benner In rrng No 3 may I present the most grfted horse trarner of all, Janet Patton, performrng wrth a beautrful black stallron Up and Atom Also performrng rn the center rrng rs Eugene Gerger the skrlled knrfe thrower and hrs trustrng wrfe and partner, the former Mae Elrzabeth Patton Movrng over to the srde show we now have the famous explorer and snake charmer Joyce Deshong who has just returned from her 15th expedrtron from South Afrrca Next we shall see the tatooed lady Nancy Wrtwer Nancy now has 500 tatoos Come and see thrs spectacular lad llnow see commg rnto the tent that famous and rrch couple Peg and John Pavlesrch Mr Pavlesrch rs the owner of the Grace Mrnes whrch have been spreadrng all over Pennsylvanra Rrght behmd them we see Mr and Mrs W L Holland Mrs Holland rs the former Mary Ann Stanley Mary Ann now owns a charn of drycleanrng stores all over the Unrted States Back rn the center rrng performrng therr outstandrng Jugglrng feats are the Troop twrns and therr assrstant J Crrffrth Lookrng back at the entrance I see Mrss Joyce Kurtz the most beautrful grrl rn the world Joyce has been chosen Mrss Unrverse of 1968 The musrc for the brg show has been provrded by Wrllram Wrlson and hrs band renowned wrth such outstandrng artrsts as Carole Klrne pranrst Jackre Wanner clarrnet Rose Carrns, the solorst, Ruth Ann Werler Bass and Brll hrmself, on the drums The band has just frnrshed makrng rts 25th record, 24 of whrch sold over a mrllron copres In the audrence I also see that fanrous artrst Lyn Kemper whose latest sketches have been exhrbrted rn the New York Museum of Art In hrs company, are also Ann Runyon a.nd Janrce Yoder who are now phrlosophers at Penn State Unrversrty Joyce Styer rs also wrth us tonrght As you know Joyce rs the Clara Barton of 1968 She has done wonderful work for our armed forces rn the past 10 years Later on tonrght, we hope to have wrth us the famous author Nancy Houck whose novel Sarlors Journey has just won the Pulrfzer Prrze Her companron wrll be Lorrarne Welsh who has been chosen Woman of the Year All eyes are now on the second rrng as the clowns begrn therr antrcs Can you guess who they are? Amon them are Ner Frres, George Morrrs, Jrm Todd, and Jrm Seldombrrge who has Just clrmbed out of the lrttle car It's the same old gang and probably always wrll be Next we turn your attentron to the l1OD'S den where trarner Bob Glass and hrs assrstant Mary Rrcker, wrll per form therr darrng act wrth the ever hungry lrons In the brg tent later tonrght we shall see Dorrs Burkhart and her trarned elephants, along wrth Dave and Bob Shrrk and therr famous talkrng monkeys As more and more celebratres are enterrng, I see among them the famous trro of Derbert, Mormtz and Orr As you all know these three grrls make all decrsrons for the Unrted Natrons They have been known to debate on a questron for years at a trme before makrng a decrsron Others rn the crowd are Drane Zook who now owns a charn of Marge's Restaurants all over the world and Harvey McBa1l now owner of the Howard Johnson Restaurants across the country In the srde show tonrght we shall see the sword swallower, Ed Russell and the frre eater Calvrn Roth Drd you know that these two men have not taken off therr hats srnce 19587 Therr assrstant rs the attractrve Donna Maurer Flora Mae Mrles, the laughrng lady wrll also be there grgglrng away In the audrence rs the world famous player for the Phrllres, Donnre Derhm Srttrng next to hrm rs the man who burlt Lrberace s famous two mrllron dollar swrmmrng pool, B111 Houck and also Lrberace s mechamc Ray Houck I hear Ray has recently desrgned a new Customed hot rod for Marlon Brando In the box seats are Horace Bannon now a surgeon and wrth hrm Russell Hay who rs now a great mathematrcran To therr rrght rs that famous come dran team Danrel Ramsey, Donald Wolf and Ed Deeds They are now appearrng rn Kathryn Wrtwer s productron f as a Teenage Werewolf ' Back at the srde show rs our last but not least event Ray Martrnr the tallest man rn the world and Curtrs Howe the smallest mrdget rn the world Well, folks that ends our brg show for thrs year We hope you wrll Jorn us agarn next year for another reunron 86 , , - r J 2 7 , . , . . , ' ' , f I - , , , , . . 3 3 ' . , ' , ' ' - y 1 V Y I J , . . a J 1 ' , , Udy , . 1 v 1 1 r 1 2 1 J r . . , . v x r 1 . . . . . . 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Ronald Beaton wrlls hrs wrllrng abrlrty to any srlly wrllrng junror John Pavlesrch leaves hrs love of basketball to Andrew Stoltzfus Drane Look leaves her abrlrty of trrg to any srlly student who takes the course Donald Derhm leaves hrs way of sayrng goodnrght to anyone who has the nerve of dorng rt Norman Styer leaves some of hrs brarns to anyone wrthout any Carole Klrne wrlls her abrlrty to plav the prano to Rrchard Anspach Joyce btyer wrlls her abrlrty to play the freld to Dawn Thompson Beth Delbert hopes that those she promrsed to remember rn her wrll wrll drvrde up anythrng that s left Wrllram Wrlson wrlls hrmself to Lourse Kessler James Fagan leaves hrs hot rod rnclrned rnrnd to John Brngham George DeLong wrlls hrs abrlrty to keep a person laughrng to any srlly junror Lyn Kemper wrlls hrs Wyatt Earp outfrt to Sandra Hartz Jacquelrne Wanner wrlls her good marks to Charles Plank Ruthann Werler wrlls her smrle to Mary Ann Zook Davrd Shrrk wrlls hrs abrlrty of copyrng rn class to anyone that can get away wrtlr rt Ray Martrnr leaves hrs herght to LaVerne Grove Edward Russell leaves hrs abrlrty to save money to any spend thrrft Russell Hay wrlls hrs abrlrty to collect stamps and corns to Rrchard Hart Horace Bannon wrlls hrs abrlrty to get lrrs school work rn on trme to any slowpoke Ner Frres leaves hrs abrlrty to get a typewrrter rn typrng class to Catherrne Bannon Wrllram Pence leaves hrs masculrne frgure to Jan Meck James Todd leaves hrs muscles to Larry Cashwerler Janrce Yoder leaves her quret vorce to Peter Yerngst Donald Wolf wrlls hrs shyness to Arthur Krupp Rrchard Benner wrlls hrs polrteness to Raymond Kernard Curtrs Howe wrlls hrs shortness to Srdney Heffentrager Thomas Sterner wrlls hrs abrlrty to be a leader to Lloyd Ruoss Calvrn Roth leaves hrs dark harr to Theodore Spece George Morrrs bestows hrs abrlrty to stay awake rn class to Mary Lou Bell Ann Runyon leaves her desrre to be a school teacher to Marvrn Knauer ln Wrtness Whereof we the class of 58 the testators have set our hand and seal hereto thrs thrrd day of February rn the year of our Lord one thousand nrne hundred and frfty erght H9581 85 . X . , , I X ., . . Q A 1 ,B . I .. . . , , . . .. . , A , . ,D .J . , ' s s 1 ' ' 2 ' s - 1 s ' ' 1 1 I 1

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