Twentynine Palms High School - El Oasis Yearbook (Twentynine Palms, CA)

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pu In the year of our Lord nrneteen hundred and srxty four we the graduatrng class of ten years prevrous do hereby meet at Grant Rock Calrfomra to drscuss the ternfyrng announcement only a few weeks old As you all know Earth wrll be completely destroyed by cosmrc collrsron 1n exactly two years from thrs dayl The turmorl and confusron among our former classmates rs just short of complete hysterra That 15 everyone gorng to do to prepare for th1s drsastert Scottre Marble and Brll Ingalls are gorng rnto partnershrp on the constructron of a rocketshrp express to the moon But what outrageous pnces! Don Nrchols an apprentrce hortrcultunst isn t makrng too much money so rt would be sxlly to speak of an escape on the M8aI Express He and Donna are thrnkrng about a cheaper way to export themselves and therr erght chrldren to safety Poor Scrooge McDyer now what wrll happen to hrs charn of corporatronsr What about all his money? Maybe now he wxll soften up and get hrs mother and father out of the poorhouse Charlre Kee and hlS brothers are solvmg the problem of food rn outer space They have Just completed blue prmts for the frrst rocket cattle car to the moonl Brll Runyan and hrs wtfe the fonner Mrss Sally Gamer are just relaxrng They say nothmg absolutely nothrng could be very bad after lrvrng wrth therr seventeen chrldren Dave Wrnkler Alrce Rock and Carol Hume the world s foremost acrobatrc dance team have just patd in advance for therr trckets on the M8tI Ed Watkrns a master mechamc whose Pamt and Body Shop 18 located on the Palms Hrghway srx mxles east of Four Comets refuses to pay the hrgh lunar transportatron cost and has decrded to build his own rocket out of stock Ford and Dodge parts Thrs shrp w1ll of COIIISC be equrpped wlth duel carbs and twm prpes Ken Peterson and wrfe Evelyn who recently purchased the Gags and Mags a well known fun shop will be forced to sell out at rock bottom pnces to Scrooge McDyer rn order to obtaln passage on the M8al Bubbles Brernholt and Cuddles Peters members of the Peter Young Shakespeanan Theatrical Company have offered therr talents to lessen the monotony of the long Joumey IIIIO space The world s foremost prn boy Drck Taylor 18 planning to stow away on the M8tI that rs rf he can smuggle h1s htgh school sweetheart on board too Sherry Gnswold and Anna Mane Iacox whose faces and frgures now replace the old outmoded Monroe calendars have been invrted along with thexr agent Buryl Short to accompany Ed rn hrs Customised Cosmrc Crurser The Reverend Mrchael Stumfall and hrs farthful wrfe Norma Kapustka have made a startlrng annorurce ment they are leavrng therr lrves m the hands of fate and stayrng behind! Dave Stine the oil tycoon of Yucca Valley and hrs partner Chuck Martrn have already acqurred the con tracts to supply fuel for the space shrps havrng the only large quantity of H1-Octane Greasewood obtainable The currem counterpart of Rrrdolph Valentino B111 Hemmgway having Just divorced his fourtn wife is looking for a new one who owns a fleet of rocket shrps Maybe the multi mrllionaire heiress Miss Shrrley McKay can frll the brll Don Bolster who rs serving a very long term for arson at AlcatrazQThe Rockj under America s first lady warden Mrss Jane Johnstone rs dur for parole exactly three hours after the time calculated for the cosrmc cat astrophe Well Jane your prayers have frnally been answered See you all on the Moon I ' I I I ' I I s ' I . . . . g . . . I I I s . I I . -1 I I ' I , a . . , . . . I I I I o I I I U I I , , n - u II - I I I I ' I I f I , . - . . . . . I I I I , c . . . ,, y, I I I I I a . . . . . - U I I . . . - I I I I . . ,, . vc . I I l l 0 , o f I I U . . . - I I I , , I II II a

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DONALD EDWARD BOLSTER Freshman: Twentynine Palms High School: Bee Basketball: BAL: JV Baseball. Sophomore: Twentynine Palms High School: Bee Basket- ball: BAL. junior: Twentynine Palms High School: All-League Bee Basketball: Football: Baseball: BAL: Annual Staff. Senior: Twentynine Palms High School: Football: A Bas- ketball: Annual Editor: Student Council. NORMAN DYER A' st...-. , MARYLIN BREINHOLT Freshman: Olympus Jtmior High, Holladay, Utah: Glee Club. Sophomore: Granite High, Salt Lake City, Utah: Twentynine Palms High School: Glee Club: GAA: Bowling Club. Junior: Twentynine Palms High School: GAA. Senior: Twentynine Palms High School: GAA. Freshman: Edison High School, Stockton, Califomia: Dra- matics Club. Somerville High School, Somerville, New Jersey: Track Team: SAA. 1- Sophomore: Somerville, NJ.: Track Team: SAA. matics Club: WAA. Junior: Williamsport Senior High School: Track Team: Dra- Senior: Twentynine Palms High School: BAL.