Twentynine Palms High School - El Oasis Yearbook (Twentynine Palms, CA)

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DON BOLSTER. I Don Bolster bemg of empty stomach do wrll my ab1l1ty to get along wrth Mtss Johnstone to Robert Smtth who s needed ll for three years MIKE STUMFALL l Mrke Stumfall hereby wtll my curly hair to Drane Urmston Plus a bottle of peroxrde so that she wrll have naturally blond curly harr CHUCK MARTIN I Chuck Marttn bemg of sound body and no mmd do hereby w1ll my D T to Clyde Barth whose could use some remodellng DON NICHOLS I Don Nrchols bemg of sound body and part mmd do hereby w1ll and bequeath to Don Braham my ab1l1ty to be late to school and to cut classes wtthout gettrng detention I thlnk he could use rt CHARLES KEE I Charles Kee w1ll to Bev Dom my good luck and horsemansh1p ur hopes that she wtll have good luck NORMAN DYER. I Norman Dyer leave nothrng to nobody I spent rt all DAVE WINKLER I Davtd Wtnkler wrll all my bad grades to Kenny Mercatons DAVE STINE I w1ll Sally to John Wasserburger because I can t take her wrth me BILL INGALLS I B1ll Ingalls grve to tlus school my absence To Betty Madrson I grve my desrre to knock some teachers heads togetherqsomettmesj Also my abxlrty to get along wtth them DICK TAYLOR. I Drck Taylor bemg of 7 m1nd and 2 do hereby will my P to 7 BILL HEMINGWAY I Brll Hemrngway don t leave nothrng to nobody On account of I ll need tt all myself BILL RUNYAN I Bill Runyan bemg of sound body and debatable mmd hereby bequeath my love for study to Bob Palasek w1th the hope that he refuses rt BURYL SHORT I Buryl Ferns Short betng of sober mmd do hereby will my speed as a fullback to my brother Gene who seems to have already mhented most of tt PETER YOUNG Last Will and Testament Be rt known to all men by these presents that I Peter L Young do hereby w1ll and bequeath the boys rest room wh1ch has been safely ensconced behmd a buttress of an etemal shield smce rt was grven xnto my keeptng by Tom Frye to Gene Short and it IS my smcere desrre that he utrhze tt as d1l1gently and achteve as supreme a repose 1n the commg years as rt was hrs good fortune to acqurre ut thrs one SCOTTIE MARBLE I SCOIIIC Marble bemg of sound m1nd and body do hereby wxll and bequeath my sweet drsposttron 7 to Beverly Dom KEN PETERSON I Ken Peterson being of sound mmd and body do hereby wtll to Bob Dendy John Beaver and Nrck Caprto all my detentron ED WATKINS I Edwrn Watkms Esq do hereby bequeath my red 49 lamb and accompanyrng female ftxtures to my loyal fnend and cohort John Beaver DONNA EVANOFF AND SHERRY GRISWOLD We Donna and Sherry being kmd and thoughtful wrll to Bennre Boguszewrcz all those beauttful and gorgeous dames that we always see crowded around this handsome young school boy! CAROL PETERS I Carol Peters bemg of sound mmd and body do hereby wrll to Annalee Beard my ab1l1ty to kmt dlce as she has always wanted to know how MARILYN BREINHOLT I Manlyn Bremholt bemg of sound mind and body do hereby wrll my braces to Bev Uhl who sa1d she wanted them CAROL HUME I Carol Hume bemg of sound mmd and body do hereby w1ll my enormous s1ze to Sally Hayes tn hopes she refuses to grow any taller ALICE ROCK I Alrce Rock bemg of sound mmd and body do hereby w1ll and bequeath to V1 Stone my abtl tty to persuade my boy fnend to buy a dtamond nng SHIRLEY McKAY I Shrrley McKay bemg of sound mmd and body do hereby wrll to Joann Taylor and Anna lee Beard my undymg sense of humor and hope they use rt SALLY GARNER AND EVELYN WEBB We Sally Gamer and Evelyn Webb bemg of sound m1nd and body do will and bequeath to Gayle Frerce our abrlrty to out talk anyone tn school 1nclud1ng teachers NORMA KAPUSTKA I Norma Kapustka bemg of P mmd and body wrll my abrlrty to play Long Long Ago on my trumpet to my srster Nancy who Just can t wart to get the thmg out of my hands ANNA MARIE IACOX I Anna Mane Jacox Uust berngj do hereby w1ll to Ltttle Drck Ptlcher my love for mak1ng popcom And to Dana Sermersherm my Job I . . .. . .I 1 1 1 . 1 - , 1 :. . ' - , o 31 1 1 Ol 1 o :. , , . o 1 11 1 o ', , s Q 2, , 1 . ' ' ' 1 , 1 '1 1 ' 1 1 . .. . o 1 '1 1 . . . , . . . ., , 1 u 11 1 1 , u -1 1 1 1 , e I o , 1 , . , . . 1 1 1 o :1 1 1 u I 1 1 1 1 1 f . .. . . . , . . 11 1 '1 , 1 -1 1 1 :1 1 1 , n I . . . . 11 1 1 1 :1 1 1 1 . . . . . . .- 11 1 1 a :1 1 1 - , a . . . -1 1 1 1 0 . . . . .. ,, ,, -1 1 1 1 . . , . . 1 1 ' ' . . . . ,,. .,,. -1 1 1 s 1

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pu In the year of our Lord nrneteen hundred and srxty four we the graduatrng class of ten years prevrous do hereby meet at Grant Rock Calrfomra to drscuss the ternfyrng announcement only a few weeks old As you all know Earth wrll be completely destroyed by cosmrc collrsron 1n exactly two years from thrs dayl The turmorl and confusron among our former classmates rs just short of complete hysterra That 15 everyone gorng to do to prepare for th1s drsastert Scottre Marble and Brll Ingalls are gorng rnto partnershrp on the constructron of a rocketshrp express to the moon But what outrageous pnces! Don Nrchols an apprentrce hortrcultunst isn t makrng too much money so rt would be sxlly to speak of an escape on the M8aI Express He and Donna are thrnkrng about a cheaper way to export themselves and therr erght chrldren to safety Poor Scrooge McDyer now what wrll happen to hrs charn of corporatronsr What about all his money? Maybe now he wxll soften up and get hrs mother and father out of the poorhouse Charlre Kee and hlS brothers are solvmg the problem of food rn outer space They have Just completed blue prmts for the frrst rocket cattle car to the moonl Brll Runyan and hrs wtfe the fonner Mrss Sally Gamer are just relaxrng They say nothmg absolutely nothrng could be very bad after lrvrng wrth therr seventeen chrldren Dave Wrnkler Alrce Rock and Carol Hume the world s foremost acrobatrc dance team have just patd in advance for therr trckets on the M8tI Ed Watkrns a master mechamc whose Pamt and Body Shop 18 located on the Palms Hrghway srx mxles east of Four Comets refuses to pay the hrgh lunar transportatron cost and has decrded to build his own rocket out of stock Ford and Dodge parts Thrs shrp w1ll of COIIISC be equrpped wlth duel carbs and twm prpes Ken Peterson and wrfe Evelyn who recently purchased the Gags and Mags a well known fun shop will be forced to sell out at rock bottom pnces to Scrooge McDyer rn order to obtaln passage on the M8al Bubbles Brernholt and Cuddles Peters members of the Peter Young Shakespeanan Theatrical Company have offered therr talents to lessen the monotony of the long Joumey IIIIO space The world s foremost prn boy Drck Taylor 18 planning to stow away on the M8tI that rs rf he can smuggle h1s htgh school sweetheart on board too Sherry Gnswold and Anna Mane Iacox whose faces and frgures now replace the old outmoded Monroe calendars have been invrted along with thexr agent Buryl Short to accompany Ed rn hrs Customised Cosmrc Crurser The Reverend Mrchael Stumfall and hrs farthful wrfe Norma Kapustka have made a startlrng annorurce ment they are leavrng therr lrves m the hands of fate and stayrng behind! Dave Stine the oil tycoon of Yucca Valley and hrs partner Chuck Martrn have already acqurred the con tracts to supply fuel for the space shrps havrng the only large quantity of H1-Octane Greasewood obtainable The currem counterpart of Rrrdolph Valentino B111 Hemmgway having Just divorced his fourtn wife is looking for a new one who owns a fleet of rocket shrps Maybe the multi mrllionaire heiress Miss Shrrley McKay can frll the brll Don Bolster who rs serving a very long term for arson at AlcatrazQThe Rockj under America s first lady warden Mrss Jane Johnstone rs dur for parole exactly three hours after the time calculated for the cosrmc cat astrophe Well Jane your prayers have frnally been answered See you all on the Moon I ' I I I ' I I s ' I . . . . g . . . I I I s . I I . -1 I I ' I , a . . , . . . I I I I o I I I U I I , , n - u II - I I I I ' I I f I , . - . . . . . I I I I , c . . . ,, y, I I I I I a . . . . . - U I I . . . - I I I I . . ,, . vc . I I l l 0 , o f I I U . . . - I I I , , I II II a