Tuscola High School - Tuscolian Yearbook (Tuscola, IL)

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THE TUSCOLIAN 17 Who’s Rita (Continued from page 15) see how she took it.” Rita smiled at her bit of strategy. “Come, let’s go and tell mother the good news,” said Ross as he rose and held out a hand to the two of them. When they reached the Lyman home, Mr. Lyman called the hospital and asked about the patient. She had recovered from the heart attack but her memory is entirely gone. It is just a question of time with her now,” he said gravely. “Now let’s go tell mother.” And the three of them went to make the frail little lady waiting so anxiously in the pretty bedroom happier than she had ever been before. (THE END) Chameleon Gravy Editor: Hold everything for “Things Scientific” as I am working on a little idea that is bound to revolutionize the clothing industry and the table etiquette. I am conducting experiments in extracting a glandular substance from the skin of the chameleon to be used by cooks, chefs and housewives in the preparation of gravy so that it it will immediately match the color of any shirt, tie, coat or vest. Rev. R. J. Weyrick, Valleyford, Wash. —The Pathfinder He Marvelled So many doubts the Master heard That when a stranger sought his Lord And trusted fully in his word, He marvelled. If we should trust and do his will, With not a question of his skill, I think the blessed Master still Would marvel. H. Ray Warren HARDWARE and FURNACES PHONE 149 Tuscola, Illinois Headin’, Writin’ ’n ’Rithmetic Mr. Rough ton found a ten dollar bill. He paid a debt to Mr. Collins with the same bill; Mr. Collins paid a debt to Miss Webber, who in turn paid a debt to Mr. Cox, who paid a debt to Mr. Henning, who in turn paid a debt to Mr. Roughton, who then found out the bill was counterfeit. Who lost and how much? Miss Deer: “What are the blood vessels that connect the veins and arteries called?” Clarence Jones: “Caterpillars.” Smaller than the molecule is the atom; the proton is smaller than the atom, and the electron is smaller than the atom. But the very smallest thing is the loveron whose girlfriendon spurns him. Miss Deer in physiology class (speaking of the scalp): “Now what is dandruff?” Milton Hubbart: “It’s chips off the old block.” Mr. Wulliman in chemistry: “What can you tell me about nit- Ralph Kruse: “They’re a lot cheaper than dayrates.” Nick Carter in P. T. class: “Form a straight line. Now will everyone hold up his left leg.” Glenn Quick holds up his right leg, causing him and the boy to his right to have their legs sticking out together.) Nick: “Who is that sap there holding up both legs?”

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16 THE TUSCOLIAN Dr R. E. Burns Licensed Dr. George H. Fuller CHIROPRACTOR Over State Bank First National Bank Building Phone 140 Tuscola, Illinois Tuscola, Illinois If You have Shoe Woes — Bring Them to Joe Modern Shoe Service J. W. I)e ROSA Quality Materials Modern Machinery Tuscola, Illinois STRAND THEATRE Sunday and Monday, Jan. 25-26 Tuesday and Wednesday, Jan. 27-28 WHEELER and WOOLSEY “HOOK, LINE and SINKER ’ Boy Friend Comedy: Paramount “Blood and Thunder” Late News 10c and 50c GRACE MOORE in “A LADY’S MORALS” Comedy 10c and 85c Thursday and Friday, Jan. 29-30 10c and 30c Chas. Farrell and Janet Gaynor “THE MAN WHO CAME BACK” DENTIST Dr. C. L. Hine Stacy’s Drug Store X-Ray Tuscola, Illinois Tuscola, Illinois

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18 THE TUSCOLIAN E. B. Haekleman Full Line of Groceries, Vegetables Earl Parker and Meats. MENS WEAR Phone 22 -23. Tuscola, Illinois Tuscola, Illinois School Books and Supplies For all School of Douglas County McNeill’s Drug Store Phone 88 Tuscola, Illinois Myron Boylson, M. D. PHYSICIAN SURGEON First National Bank Building Phone 225 Tuscola, Illinois Arthur’s Billard Parlor SOFT DRINKS LUNCH Phone 49 Tuscola, Illinois