Turlock High School - Alert Yearbook (Turlock, CA)

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I, Lenore Post, leave my art to Alice McVey, my curus I leave to 'Constance Oliver. Feeling that I should give a little happiness to others, I, Roy J acoh- son fToodlesJ, do will and hequeath a part of my manly stature to H Shortyn Elsen of the Sophomore Class. I, Alice Smith, leave my permanent wave to Ruth Bevans, Vile, Alice Smith and Vllinnie Lawson, do herehy will our engagement rings to Pearl Coburn, hoping that they will he a good iit. I, Francis Howe, do will and hequeath C with my sincerest sympathy to the victiml the editorship of the High School Tribune, including all the trials and trihulations thereof--to my successor, whoever that may he. I, Irma Goldsherry, do on this day, will and hcqueath my talents as a gymnast and my general athletic qualities, to Sylvia Brier, hoping that 'she will uphold my reputation. I, Russell Spain, leave my small size and tiny feet to Elmer Elsen, honing he will appreciate my sacrifice. My live-wire attitude l' leave to ' 'Eat llenrickson. I, Ballard IVhite, having no 'Further use 'For it, do will and hequeath my peach hlossofn complexion and my receipt tor reserving the same, to Anna Larson, since T wish to relieve her ot her greatest worry. I. Elsa Fallquist, do tearfully leave my Sunday afternoon joy-rides to Ethel Soderstrom, feeling that she mig'ht enjoy the novelty ot' such occasions. I, Bch Fowler. do on this day. will and hequeath my sarcastic manner and my ahility to make faces at people. to Merrill Hedman. I,,Marjorie ltleckman, herehy leave my most precious possessions- my marcelle and my f'hevrolet, to Eleanor Tracey, who already pos- sesses a certain amount ot' hoth. May she guard and preserve the'n for- ever! I, Uharles llohenthal. relinquish my position as Alert Editor. with the gray hairs and wrinkles received therel'rom, in favor of' the next 1 'goatf' I, Dorothy Engleshy. do herehy will my goo-goo eyes. and the art of nialiing the same. to lionisa t'onner. wishing her good luclc with this newly found possession. I, Rex Ularlc, do will mv oratorial aliilities to Dee 'Kimzey-feeling that he will uphold my well-Founded reputation. lily talents as an actor I leave to Foy Oyer. A I, Kathryn lleuring. do hcrelwy solenily will and hequeath -'ny posi- tion as Nav Oueen to whoever 1'-ay l-e the chosen one hereafter. I. Emily Nyouist. herehy nrselfishly leave my long curly hair to he cnt otf and made into a wig For t'ar'uen Olsen. I, Mark IVarren, do on this day, will my lrnowleflfre ol' how to get hy with ditching. to any ot' those many students needing a good alihi. Vlfe, Kathryn Tsleuring 'and 'Dorothea Vignolo, leave our unhroken frien-'lship to Ellrerta Pieh and Puhy Post. 29

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I, Marvin Q otherwise Giant D Gritser, bequeath my favorite patch of freckles and patented cream lotions, to Red Winlcle. 'llo friend-brother Loren, li will my beautiful curly hair. I, Bernard Hedman, hereby will my beloved little Ford, with the hand book, The Art of Careful Driving, to Alonzo Heimer. I, Mabel Schmidt, leave my cheerful disposition to Gladys Karnes, my ability to run and to jump, I leave to Christine Kraft. I, Edna Colburn, realizing that it is time that solnething' is done to keep his name out of the tardy book, do hereby leave t0 Lester 'l7homp- son my abilityto get to school on time. I, Luther Hoobyar, hereby leave my great and practised ability to be almost everywhere at once to Glen Klaproth. Being' of an extremely unselfish and generous nature, I, Charles Anthony, do herel y give up all previous rights in favor of Ralph Hawk, Senior-to-be. I, Ruth liieckman, do will my cherished Physics experiments to any unforunate 'Physics student of next year. I, Gunnar IValstro'n, being' in generous mood, do leave my shock lol' sun-burst to t'l?ed Garner. I, May lfreitas, will and bequeath my Winning' dental-cream smile and my Hkewpie curl to Nadine Pimlott-may she use both to the same advantage as I have. I, I 'arol Johnson, leave to Roger Quickley and Bob lllddy my last pac-kaqe ot' tlliesterfields with the guide book, t'Lc-arnineg How. I, Hose Roach, respectfully will my position as school vamp to Myrtle Lindliergx I, Chester Arnold, will my glorious crop of eqolden hair with its nat- ural Marcelle to Howard Kjehn. I, Verda Cross, do leave my pepless and Hjazzlessn disposition Uma Lawson. We, Mildred Mayer and Lucille Coveney, tearfuly part with our hair nets in favor of Evelyn Lund and Jeannette Johnson, and leave our split curls to Minnie Halverson and Vera Grivey. I , Reginald Steele, will my quiet manners to my colleague, Jim- my Roach, in the hope that the Study Hall teachers may not be bored to tears. Hoping that this act will not cause traegedy, I, Hap Agnew, do this day Will and bequeath my studious attitude to Paul Swager. We, Florence Lake and Nora Ocken, do hereby bequeath our much- treasured powder-puffs to Plesta Connor. I, Lloyd llllherg', do will nvv box of rouge to Irma Young and Esther Henry. provided one box is sufficient. Vife, Linnea and Violet Nelson. do in this our last will and testament leave our undyine' affection for Physics to any student who may see fit to take it next year. I, Paul Brockvav. do will my teasing Ways and Winning smile to Newell Service Who, l hope, will use the same to obtain results. 28

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I, 'Esther Niman, will my favored and favorite seat in the Mitchell 'bus to any Senior next year, who may wish to take my place as ehfap- eron to this bunch of underclassmen. ' I, Della Burchard, do this day bequeath my cherished wad of gum to Lauren Sunderland. Said wad may be found parkeo't under Degk Q, Row 2, Study Hall. I, Chester VVickstrom, having great longitude, but small latitude, do hereby leave these two special characteristics to Eldon Thompson, thininkg that he may Wish someday to be a growfn-up man. I, Inez Rutherford, do leave my string of A's and A pluses, to any underclassman who may Wish or need a few to mix with his B 's and C's, in order to skin through. I, Thomas Strother, being of a considerate nature, hereby revoke all ownership to my trusty Chevrolet, in favor of Miss Mary Blair Grant, who has had a permanent seat therein during this last year. I, Harold Sandberg, will my tiny . tj feet to Fred Carlson, in the hope that he will appreciate the gift. I, Balfour Bigelow, do leave my Ford to Phillip Boulton, so that he eau take all the girls in school riding at once. I, Kathleen 0'Brien, do leave my everlasting good nature to the faculty of lrlnrlock Hi, in the hope that it will be a small factor in aiding them in their trials and tribulations. I, Loucicl Speegel, do leave my Welcome in the commercial room the second period when fl come over on the bus, to any other unfortunate who may have to transfer between classes. I, Rose Arakelian, leave my ability to play classic music to li'lorenee Green, my innocent apeparing black eyes I will to Elvera Kuland-er-as lthey are so nearly like her own. I, Dorothea Vignolo, do bequeath my position as pianist for the Glee Clubs, orchestra, etc., to anyone who wants to stay after school every night to practice with the different groups I, Faith Neely, do will my baby ways and lady-like manners to Vesta t'hiviugteu. Not needing his help any longer, I, George Willis, do hereby give to my Hkidl' brother, Jimmy, the privilege of going home from school without carrying my books for me, and relieve him from the duty of sav- ing a place on the bus for me. I, .lack Mlyiner, being naturally of a flirtatious and vampish nature, do leave my charms and wiles as a Hman-flapper to Autoue Coelho- my worthy successor. I, t'lara Novo, realizing that l should pass the honors around, do will and bequeath my ability to talk and to write notes in the Study llall, to Inez Swanson, who might like to learn these sins We, the Class of '22, do hereby appoint one who has been our friend thru' li fe, Mrs. Pauline Pulcifer, as the executor of this, our last will and testament. She is empowered to make any necessary changes in the disposal of listed property. H-ESU191'-A1111 Sfewfwl- 30