Turlock High School - Alert Yearbook (Turlock, CA)

Text from Pages 1 - 144 of the 1922 volume:

fm J 7 ,6Lc,f.fm.f ' :sz in- ' THE QALER T Iguhlislyeh bg the Qu-azz-unizxieh 551112112111 ffguhg uf the 'dlurlnrh Qklniun Szlynul fllurlnrk, fllalifnrnia Evhiraiiuu Because of her love and fidelity, Because of her untiring guidance and interest in our activities, Because the beautiful memory of her will remain with us forever, And because we, her foster children, must leave her charming companion ship to these two little daughters, Q We, the class of I922 dedicate this issue of the Alert to ililru. lklauliur iiulrifrr ,jHqr5- ailzuzliue Qflulcifvr U Uhr JRHBEIYQ The hours I spent with thee, dem' Iwnrt, Are as a String' of pearls to mo, I count them oven- evvry mm EIIHTVT- Nlfy Rosary! My H0s:u'y! . Oh memories that hloss and hurng Oh l3211'l QH gain and hitfm' loss, T kiss Qavh head and fry ali' last To l0z u'11 To kiss thc Gross. Sw0eH1om'1i. 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A. -id? 1 There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which, taken at the flood, leads on the fortuneg Omittecl, all the voyage of their lire Is bound in shallows ard in miseries. Shakespeare 'l U Chester Arnold Planning. Executive Committee, '22: Assistant Business Manager, Alert, '223 De- bate, '22. Honor Roll '19, '20, '21, '22. Rose Aerakelian There's Egypt in your Dreamy Eyes. Glee Club '19, '20: Oneretta, :22. Charles Anthony Which Hazel. Tracx '21, '22. Margaret Adsit An Old Fashioned Garden. Transferred from Redwood Falls. Minnesota, '21. lvan Agnew A Devil in his Own Home Town. Class Play '21, '22, Alert Stalf. '22, Debate, '22g Class Vice-Pres., '22. n fm 5 Paul Brockway Teasing. Class Pres., '19, '22, Executive Com- mittee, '20, 215 Football, '21, 22, Class Play, '22, Tribune Staff, '22, Alert Staff, '19, '20, '21, Baseball '19, 22g Glee Club, '22g Debate Club, '19g Debate, '21, '22g Oratorical Con- test. '21, '22: Big T Society, ' '21 '22 Ivan 'Brooks I Know I Got More Than My Share Glee Club, 19g Sergeant-at-Arms, '20g Football, '21, '22, Class Play, '21, Big T Society, '21, '22. Ruth Beekman There's a Long Winding Trail Awindingf' Transferrefs from Fairmont, Min- nesota, '22. George Bei-gllincl That's Where My Money Goes. Debate, '21, '22, Sergeant-at-Arms. '22, Business Manager of Alert, '22. Balfour Bigelow The Little Ford Rambled Right Along. Football, '22, Track, '21, '22. Della Burchard You're a Blue-Eyed Heari-Breaking Baby Do1l. ' Glee Club, '19, Class Play, '21, Circus, '22. Edna Colburn Pals. Spanish Club, '22. Rex Clark Why Put a Tax on the. Beautiful Girls. Glee Club, '19, Class Play, '21, '22, Debate, '20 '21, '22, Dramatic Club, '19, Class Pres., '21, Alert Staff, '21, '22, Student Body Treas., '22. ' 'Milli Colburn ' My Isle of.Goldeu Dreams. Glee Club, '19, Class Play, '21, '22, Honor Roll, '19, 20, '21, '22, Alert Staif, '22, Class 2nd Vice-Pres, '22, Spanish Club, '22. - 'Lucille Coveney ' You're a Doggone Dangerous Girl. Transferred from Lodi, '20, -Alert Staff, 22: Class Play. '22, Honor Roll, 22: Ooeretta, '22, Circus, '22. Verda Cross Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater, Lillian Dimberq Bright Eyes. Basketball, '19, '20, '21: Alert Staff, '22, Marvin Critser ' Freckles. Transferred from Tiawandn., Kan- sas, 203 Baseball, '20, '21, '22g Track, '21, '22: Tennis. '21, '22: Football, '21, '22: Biz T Society, '21, '22, Basketball, '21, '22, Virginia Ellsberg' Just Like a Rose. Tribune Staff, '22. Flllen Dwyer Pm a Jazz Baby. DO10tlly Englesby Ain't We Got Fun? Tennis Club, '19, Glee Club, '19, '20, '21, '22, Class Sec'y, '20, '21, Stu- dent Body Secy, '22, Executive Com- mittee, '22, Alert Staff, '22, Debat- ing Club, '19, Circus, '22, Class Play, '21, '22, Operetta, '20, '22, Honor Roll, '21, Spanish Club, '22, Senior Finance Committee. Hai old Fiorini For He's a Jolly Good Fellow. Operetta, '18, Glee Club, '18, Band, '19, Cadet Sergeant, '21, Track, '21, '22, Football, '22, Baseball, '22, Big T Society, '21, '22. R ax Freitas I Want to Go to the Land Where the Sweet Daddies Grow.' Debate Club. '19. holler t Fowler Angel Child. Vice-Pres. of Class, '18, Basketball, '19, '20, 21, Baseball, '19, '20, Foot- ball, '21, Band, '18, '19, Orchestra, '19, '21, '22, Debate, '21, '22, Alert Staff, '22, Executive Committee, '22, Student Body Pres., '22, Big T Society. '19, '20, '21, '22, Tribune Staff, '22. T1 ma Goldslmerry Fm Nob0dy's Baby. Luther Hoobyar 'Till We Meet Again? ' Glee Club, '19, '20, 21, '22, Operetta, '18, '22, Class Play, '21, '22g Dra- matic Club, '19, '21, '22, Oratorical Contest, '22, Reflector Staff, '21, High School Tribune Staff, '22, Sgt.-Major H. S. C., '21, Football Team, '22, Brig T Society. '22. Esther G1'anberg They Go Wild, Simply Wild Over Me. Glee Club, '19, '20, Honor Roll. '20, '21, '22, George Gotobed Give Me the Moonlight, Give Me the Girl and Leave the Rest to Me. Second Lieutenant Co. A., '21, Kathryn Heuring Smiles. Transferred from Colorado Springs, '21g May Queen, '22, Bernard Tleflman Whistle the Blues Away. Track, '20g Class Play, '22g Class Yell Leader, '22. Elsa Fallquist Call Me Up Some Sunday Alter- noon. Basketball, '19. Florcnve Tlake ' I Ain't Got Nobody Much. Glee Club, '19, '20, '21, '22, XVGI1 d el I K rei sch er There'11 Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight. Transferred from Berkeley, '21, Football, '21, 22g Big T Society, '22 Minnie Larson . I Just Cfllft Make My Eyes Behavef' Senior Finance Committee, '22. W Ennio Lawson PII Be Doggone Happy When the Preacher Makes You Mine. Carol Johnson We Won't Get Home 'Till Morning. Track, '21, '22, Football, '21g Big T Society, '21, '22, Glee, '22, Class Play. '22, Operetta, '22, Roy Jacobson Baby Shoes. Alive Kimzey My Man! Transferred from Rocky Ford, Colo., '21, Glee Club. '20, Tennis. '21, '22, Operetta, '22, Circus,.'22. O1l2ll'lf'S Tlohenthal What Do You Want to Make Those Eyes at Me For. Executive Committee, '18, '21, Debate Club, '19g Class Play, '21, Basket- ball, '18. '21 C120 lb. teaml: Editor of Alert, '22g Spanish Club, '22, Shakespearean Contest, '22, 2nd Sergeant Co. C, '21, F'l'ancis Howe Ain't Nature Grand? Alert Staff, '21, 'l'l'a.ck, '19, '20, '21, 223 Football, '21. '22, Athletic Man- ager, '225 High School Tribune, '22, Class Play, '21, '22g Ewecutive Com- mittee, 225 Debate Teams. '21. '22. l Clara Novo Tell Me iLttle Gypsy. Emily Nyquist Ma Cury-Headed Baby. Spanish Club, '22. Edgar Pehrson That Wonderful Mother of Mine! Track, '22. Kathleen 0'l21-ien A Little Bit of Ireland. Glee Club, '19, '20g Operetta, '203 Class Play, '21, Nora Ockon There Is fl Little Bit of Bad in Every Good iLtt1e Girl. G-lee Club, '19, '22g Debate Club, '21, Mildred Mayer Winning Ways. Transferred from I-Ienryetta, Okla- homa, '213 Circus, '22. Esther Niman Everybody Step. llllnier M 0Combs Reaching for the Moon. - Honor Roll, '21, '22. Violet Nelson Gingham Gown Girlie. Glee Club, '19g Vice-Pres. of Span- ish Club, '22, Linnea Nelson Sweet and Low. Glee Club, '19, '20, '223 Girls' Chorus! '22g Debate, 225 Spanish Club, '22, Transferred from Hughson, '201 Alice Smith Can You Tame Wild 'Wimmin' '? Reginald Steele ' I Love the Ladies. Transferred from Merced, '20g Junior Play, '21, Senior Play, '22, Alert, 223 Honor Roll, '22, Esther-Ann Stewart Just Like a Rainbow. Class Reporter, '19, '21g Class Treas- urer, '20, '21, Class Sec'y, '22, Glee Club, '19, Debate. '20, '22g Alert Staff, '22, Russel Spain Drowsy Head. Football, '21, '22, Big T Society. Louciel Speegle Alabama Moon.' ' . Transferred from Cullman, Ala- bama, '20. Lenore Post Fair One. Q Alert Staff, '21, '223 Spanish Club '22 3 Honor Roll, '21. Rose Roach The Vamp. Transferred from Los Angeles, '22g Circus, '22. Harold Sandberg Scandinavia, Track, '21, Harriett Russell . Lonesome, That's All. Mabel Schmidt Pals. Spanish Club, '22p operena, '22. Glee Club. '19, '20g Tennis Club, '19g Inez Rutherford The Radiance of Your Smile. Thomas Strother I Didn't Raise My 'Chev' to Be a Jitney. Debate, '21, '22, Faith Neeley The Lark. Glee Club, '21, '22, Basketball, '21: ' Transferred from Lodi, '21. Jack Wyme1' 4xMa!nr ' Transferred from Vallejo, '21: Tri- bune Staff, '22g Honor Roll, '21. Ada Roberts ' If You Only Had My Disposition. Glee, '19, '20, '21, '22, Operetta, '22g Debate Club, '19. If Lloyd Ullberg Say It With Music. Baud, '19, '20, Orchestra, '21, '22' . Debate, '22, Gunnar Wallstriiin Love Me an the World Is Mine. Track, '19, '20, '21, Glee Club, '19, '20, '21, '22, Operetta, '20, '22, Alert Staff, '21, Baseball, '22, Foot- ball, '21, '22, Tennis, '21, '22, Vice- Pres. of Student Body, '22, Vice- Pres. of Class, '20, Class Treasurer, '21, Big T Society, '20, '21, '22, Basketball, '20, '21, '22, Executive committee, '22, Dorothea Vignola 'Just Say the Word. Glee Club, '19, '20, '21, '22, Class Play. '21, '22, Alert Staff, '19, '20. '21, '22, ,0peretta, '20, '22. Ballard Wllite How Dry I Am. Alert Staff. '20, '21, '22, Debate, '21. '22, Class Treas.. '22, Senior Finance Committee, '22. Mark VVarrcn Prohibition Blues. a Chester' Wiclrstrom Just Send a Marjorie Hackman Margie Glee, '19. John Fee Little Note Home Hail, Hail the Ga.ng's A11 Here 'I'1'a11sfe1'red from Track, '22. George WVi.l1is Sweet Mama. Transferred from Football, '22, Modesto Crockett With the Crew of Q22 On the 23rd day of September, 1921 the good ship, Class of '22, set sail for the Isle of Graduation in quest of diplognas. lt carried on board a lively bunch of passengers and a very efficient crew. The crew corn- sisted of Paul Brockway, flaptaing lvan li. Agnew, First Mate, M yrtie Colburn, Second M ate, Ballard Wliite, Purser. and Esther-Ann Stewart, who kept the log. ll-lonor-guests of' the Claptain were Mrs. Roach, Miss Grahanri and Mrs. Pulcifer. Flor quite a while it was clear sailing until an argument arose as to whether or not the boat should put into port long enough for the pas- sengers to take shore leave for a picnic. After much controversy as to time and place, Milliken Bridge was decided on, and when land was sighted enthusiasm waxed high. Ati 6 P. N. the passengers diseinbarked and went to the picnicl grounds. A huge bonfire was built. But when time caine for suppe1', it was discovered that a band of pirates. known as Juniors, had stolen all the pickles. l'anvrvs and part ol' the weinies. Despite this fact, however. everyore got erou gh to eat. and a.t a late hour they returned to the ship and set sail, not to touch land again until Ditch Day. ' At the l'eginrinf 1 f' thevoyage, the captain and crew h-ad arranged For a play- 'l'he Private Secretary -to he given by the talent on hoard on March 17. This was a huge success and ,greatly applauded by all. Vllhile on high seas, the fourth anniversary ot' the ship was cele- brated in an unique way. Bright and early on the inoining of Aprili 1, everybody appeared on deck in strange, outlandish garb. Everything from black-faced comedians to the stylish lady of '76 was represented. During the morning gaines and feats of strength were participated in lfy the crew as well as passengers, and at noon luncheon was served on deck to all. Flven a rough sea and a few drops of rain failed to dampen the happy spirits of' the party. At the net port, the ship had to stop for supplies, and the crew and passengers sneaked off for an enjoyable day at Niles Canyon. The sailors who excelled in climbing the rigging, tried out their abilities in nioun- tain climbing, while others preferred roaming the hills in autos which had been procured. At a late hour they returned to the ship and again set sail. From then on it wgas clear sailing and at last, on June 16, 1922 land sighted and the good ship, Class of '22, warped into dock with all souls on board. Although the quest had been long and not without inishans. the reward-diploma s-was well worth the undertaking. Here the nas- sengers took leave of each other with regret and inany good wishes. hoping to meet again on Life's high seas. -Rose Roach. 26 Last Will and Testament ot the Class of 722 On this, the twenty-first day of May, nineteen hundred and twenty- two, we, the noted, illustrious, ingenious, sophisticated, faculty-spoiled Glass of '22 of Turlock High School, Turlock, County of Stanislaus, State of t'alifornia, United States of America, do, in this, our last will and testament, individually leave to our friends and foes, the following: I, Wendell Kreischer, do hereby will and bequeath my well-known 'lilarley-Davidson to any Junior or Senior of next year who maybe in need of such a friend to transport him or her to and from school. I, Minnie Larson, being generous by nature, do leave my skinni- nessw to Esther Ecklund. .May we both profit by this giftlj I, Elmer MCCO111lJS, leave my six feet of manly stature to Clifford Swanson and Alfred Alstrom-two .lniors in need of such height. I, 'Esther Granberg, habitually of solemn and careful nature, leave to l.ouise Borgquist my advanced shorthand and spelling books. My habit of being in good with Miss Grant, I leave to the future commer- cial classes. I, Ellen Dwyer. do will my excess 'pep to Irma YVillian1s. I, Trillian Dimberg, hereby leave my skill in shooting baskets, to Astrid Delbon, feeling that added to her own skill she might be 'Fur- lock 's future star. I, Myrtie C'olhurn, leave my f'A's'l in Spanish to 'tZip, hoping that he will make good use of them. I, lvan Brooks, l'ei1'vg not only unsellish, but also generous, do leave a portion of my avoirdupois to Fat Meljherren on the condition that he will treat it gently. I, George Berglund, do bequeath to my brother Joe my position as Student Body economizer, sincerely hoping that he will continue the work which T have thus far so nobly advanced. I, l-larold Florini, do leave to my brother, Forest, the sole right of driving our Apperson S jitney to school every day-he also shall have tl'e right and power to set the time for departure to and from school, and of giving rides to whomever he pleases. I, Esther-Ann Stewart, being of most generous disposition, do hereby will and bequeath my skill as a debater to whoever can find it. I, George flotobed. do with great pleasure, leave my Economic and Sociology books which have been a source of constant worry and anxiety to me, to whoever may be unfortunate enough to have to use them next year. My little Flivver T will to Mildred 'Rooth and l.eroy Holbrook. I, Margaret Adsit. hereby leave my gentle manners and quiet. inusir-al laugh. to flertie Karlsen and Gertrude lVideherg, hoping that they will dnl yappreciate and make use of the same. I. Virginia lfllsburg, bequeath my joy in writing editorials for the High School Tribune, to Jimmy Farrell who, I feel, may in time be ca- pable of continuing this work. 27 I, Marvin Q otherwise Giant D Gritser, bequeath my favorite patch of freckles and patented cream lotions, to Red Winlcle. 'llo friend-brother Loren, li will my beautiful curly hair. I, Bernard Hedman, hereby will my beloved little Ford, with the hand book, The Art of Careful Driving, to Alonzo Heimer. I, Mabel Schmidt, leave my cheerful disposition to Gladys Karnes, my ability to run and to jump, I leave to Christine Kraft. I, Edna Colburn, realizing that it is time that solnething' is done to keep his name out of the tardy book, do hereby leave t0 Lester 'l7homp- son my abilityto get to school on time. I, Luther Hoobyar, hereby leave my great and practised ability to be almost everywhere at once to Glen Klaproth. Being' of an extremely unselfish and generous nature, I, Charles Anthony, do herel y give up all previous rights in favor of Ralph Hawk, Senior-to-be. I, Ruth liieckman, do will my cherished Physics experiments to any unforunate 'Physics student of next year. I, Gunnar IValstro'n, being' in generous mood, do leave my shock lol' sun-burst to t'l?ed Garner. I, May lfreitas, will and bequeath my Winning' dental-cream smile and my Hkewpie curl to Nadine Pimlott-may she use both to the same advantage as I have. I, I 'arol Johnson, leave to Roger Quickley and Bob lllddy my last pac-kaqe ot' tlliesterfields with the guide book, t'Lc-arnineg How. I, Hose Roach, respectfully will my position as school vamp to Myrtle Lindliergx I, Chester Arnold, will my glorious crop of eqolden hair with its nat- ural Marcelle to Howard Kjehn. I, Verda Cross, do leave my pepless and Hjazzlessn disposition Uma Lawson. We, Mildred Mayer and Lucille Coveney, tearfuly part with our hair nets in favor of Evelyn Lund and Jeannette Johnson, and leave our split curls to Minnie Halverson and Vera Grivey. I , Reginald Steele, will my quiet manners to my colleague, Jim- my Roach, in the hope that the Study Hall teachers may not be bored to tears. Hoping that this act will not cause traegedy, I, Hap Agnew, do this day Will and bequeath my studious attitude to Paul Swager. We, Florence Lake and Nora Ocken, do hereby bequeath our much- treasured powder-puffs to Plesta Connor. I, Lloyd llllherg', do will nvv box of rouge to Irma Young and Esther Henry. provided one box is sufficient. Vife, Linnea and Violet Nelson. do in this our last will and testament leave our undyine' affection for Physics to any student who may see fit to take it next year. I, Paul Brockvav. do will my teasing Ways and Winning smile to Newell Service Who, l hope, will use the same to obtain results. 28 I, Lenore Post, leave my art to Alice McVey, my curus I leave to 'Constance Oliver. Feeling that I should give a little happiness to others, I, Roy J acoh- son fToodlesJ, do will and hequeath a part of my manly stature to H Shortyn Elsen of the Sophomore Class. I, Alice Smith, leave my permanent wave to Ruth Bevans, Vile, Alice Smith and Vllinnie Lawson, do herehy will our engagement rings to Pearl Coburn, hoping that they will he a good iit. I, Francis Howe, do will and hequeath C with my sincerest sympathy to the victiml the editorship of the High School Tribune, including all the trials and trihulations thereof--to my successor, whoever that may he. I, Irma Goldsherry, do on this day, will and hcqueath my talents as a gymnast and my general athletic qualities, to Sylvia Brier, hoping that 'she will uphold my reputation. I, Russell Spain, leave my small size and tiny feet to Elmer Elsen, honing he will appreciate my sacrifice. My live-wire attitude l' leave to ' 'Eat llenrickson. I, Ballard IVhite, having no 'Further use 'For it, do will and hequeath my peach hlossofn complexion and my receipt tor reserving the same, to Anna Larson, since T wish to relieve her ot her greatest worry. I. Elsa Fallquist, do tearfully leave my Sunday afternoon joy-rides to Ethel Soderstrom, feeling that she mig'ht enjoy the novelty ot' such occasions. I, Bch Fowler. do on this day. will and hequeath my sarcastic manner and my ahility to make faces at people. to Merrill Hedman. I,,Marjorie ltleckman, herehy leave my most precious possessions- my marcelle and my f'hevrolet, to Eleanor Tracey, who already pos- sesses a certain amount ot' hoth. May she guard and preserve the'n for- ever! I, Uharles llohenthal. relinquish my position as Alert Editor. with the gray hairs and wrinkles received therel'rom, in favor of' the next 1 'goatf' I, Dorothy Engleshy. do herehy will my goo-goo eyes. and the art of nialiing the same. to lionisa t'onner. wishing her good luclc with this newly found possession. I, Rex Ularlc, do will mv oratorial aliilities to Dee 'Kimzey-feeling that he will uphold my well-Founded reputation. lily talents as an actor I leave to Foy Oyer. A I, Kathryn lleuring. do hcrelwy solenily will and hequeath -'ny posi- tion as Nav Oueen to whoever 1'-ay l-e the chosen one hereafter. I. Emily Nyouist. herehy nrselfishly leave my long curly hair to he cnt otf and made into a wig For t'ar'uen Olsen. I, Mark IVarren, do on this day, will my lrnowleflfre ol' how to get hy with ditching. to any ot' those many students needing a good alihi. Vlfe, Kathryn Tsleuring 'and 'Dorothea Vignolo, leave our unhroken frien-'lship to Ellrerta Pieh and Puhy Post. 29 I, 'Esther Niman, will my favored and favorite seat in the Mitchell 'bus to any Senior next year, who may wish to take my place as ehfap- eron to this bunch of underclassmen. ' I, Della Burchard, do this day bequeath my cherished wad of gum to Lauren Sunderland. Said wad may be found parkeo't under Degk Q, Row 2, Study Hall. I, Chester VVickstrom, having great longitude, but small latitude, do hereby leave these two special characteristics to Eldon Thompson, thininkg that he may Wish someday to be a growfn-up man. I, Inez Rutherford, do leave my string of A's and A pluses, to any underclassman who may Wish or need a few to mix with his B 's and C's, in order to skin through. I, Thomas Strother, being of a considerate nature, hereby revoke all ownership to my trusty Chevrolet, in favor of Miss Mary Blair Grant, who has had a permanent seat therein during this last year. I, Harold Sandberg, will my tiny . tj feet to Fred Carlson, in the hope that he will appreciate the gift. I, Balfour Bigelow, do leave my Ford to Phillip Boulton, so that he eau take all the girls in school riding at once. I, Kathleen 0'Brien, do leave my everlasting good nature to the faculty of lrlnrlock Hi, in the hope that it will be a small factor in aiding them in their trials and tribulations. I, Loucicl Speegel, do leave my Welcome in the commercial room the second period when fl come over on the bus, to any other unfortunate who may have to transfer between classes. I, Rose Arakelian, leave my ability to play classic music to li'lorenee Green, my innocent apeparing black eyes I will to Elvera Kuland-er-as lthey are so nearly like her own. I, Dorothea Vignolo, do bequeath my position as pianist for the Glee Clubs, orchestra, etc., to anyone who wants to stay after school every night to practice with the different groups I, Faith Neely, do will my baby ways and lady-like manners to Vesta t'hiviugteu. Not needing his help any longer, I, George Willis, do hereby give to my Hkidl' brother, Jimmy, the privilege of going home from school without carrying my books for me, and relieve him from the duty of sav- ing a place on the bus for me. I, .lack Mlyiner, being naturally of a flirtatious and vampish nature, do leave my charms and wiles as a Hman-flapper to Autoue Coelho- my worthy successor. I, t'lara Novo, realizing that l should pass the honors around, do will and bequeath my ability to talk and to write notes in the Study llall, to Inez Swanson, who might like to learn these sins We, the Class of '22, do hereby appoint one who has been our friend thru' li fe, Mrs. Pauline Pulcifer, as the executor of this, our last will and testament. She is empowered to make any necessary changes in the disposal of listed property. H-ESU191'-A1111 Sfewfwl- 30 Senior Prophecy TURLOCK DAILY BLAB Vol. 546. April 8, 1942 No. 222. Mr. Paul Brockway, D. S., C. Bolshevist leader, imprisoned in the Hilmar State Penitentiary, was recently denied a pardon by Governor Verda Cross. The Gov- ernor based her refusal on the memory ot the many pencils Mr. Brockway relieved her when they were classmates. Aliee Smith-'Beauty iflulturislz Mareelles Latest t0i0l'l:lilll'li' 'Pidal lVaves A Specialty eg: :ig 'Phe many friends of Miss Mil- dred Mayer are greeting her at numerous gatherings since her arrival a few days ago from Hughson where she has been working on location The Well -known screen star Will shortly make a personal appear- ance at the Adsit Theatre at the showing of her latest picture ' ' Shaved Eyebrows, ' ' directed and pordneed by Harold Fiorini. :Xi ills The public is cordially invited to attend a lecture to be given! to- morrow at flolhurn Hall by Miss Kathleen 0'l3rien, active member ol' the Anti-Flapper Society. Miss 0'Brien's subject will be Short Skirts and French Heels, A Menace. 'During the noon-hour rush 'l'l1nrsday, Mr. Balfour Bigelow, who was drivinff west on Spee- frle Avenue eollided with Mr. 'N 1 lvan lflrolcs, former liQ,'litweight 3 l champion, as the latter was Walk- ing across the avenue. Mr. Bigelow's Ford was entirely de- molished. Pl? IX: Faith Neeley, celebrated prima donna, will apepar in re- eital at the Sandberg Auditori- mn lVednesday of next Week. Miss Neeley's coming is anti- cipated With keen interest owing tothe fact that she has been praetieing diligently in the Can- :iry Isles for the past ten years. othea Vignolo, a pianist of note who has gained recognition at home as well as abroad. Aplieation for divorce has been Filed against Mr. Jack lVymer by Mrs. Mabel Schmidt- Wymer. ln her complaint Mrs. lllynier names Miss Nora Ocken, pretty young manieurist, as eo- respondent. Mrs. AVYITIOT asks Slil 0,000 alimony. Attorney Luther George ilfiooiiym- represents the plaintiff. ANNOUNUTNG 'PHE OPENTNG of T'rot'essor TiT.0Yl3 TTLTJBERIVS and Mme. ROSA .XiRAKETiTAN'S Saxophone and Piano Studios. l'riees Reasonable. A fresh shipment Aol' lVear- Ever Gum has been received from the Burchard Gum factory, located at Denair. WVear-Ever is durable, is guaranteed to un- dergo the most rigid test, and is selling at popular prices. Sample packages may be obtained at any hardware store in town. it 38 Judge Ivan L. Agnew is critic- aly ill at his hoine following a week's hard work including the trying of cases and sentencing ot miscreants. Among those who felt the hard hand of the Law were: Chester Vlickstrom, Bootleg- Qing, John Fee, Aiding and abetting M r .Mliokstroing Harriet Russell, Disturbance of peace, Ruth Reckinan. Ditto. Mrs. Minnie Larson Heclman, Assault and Battery. The latter case is especially in- teresting because of the fact tha.t Mr. Hedman, in a vain endeavor to keep his wife supplied with hair nets and pair pins, was forced to take out bankrupty papers. Hence Mrs. Hed1nan's vicious attack and ultimate ar- rest. 514 :lt One of the most beautiful wed- dings of the season occurred re- cently when llr. George Vilillis took as his bride Miss Tlyllianne llimbcrg in the presence ot several hundred relatives and Friends. The service was read beneath a canopy ol' rollinei-pins and Frying' pans, and the party entered the room to the strains ol' 'LThe Anvil Gliornsf' played sottlv bv Miss Ada l'?oberts. The bride. a lovclv specimen of the brunette type, was attired in flowered cretonne and carried a bridal bouquet of pepper blos- soms and pine needles. Miss Dorothy Englesby, professional bridesmaid and a lifelong friend of the bride, attended her. She made a charming picture in her gown of red callico with Yellow polka dots. Her huge bouquet ot' red geraniums and acacia bonghs added to the smartness of her costume. Garol Johnson ably supported the groom. The happy couple left iinniedi- ately afterward for Alaska, where Dr. Xvillis will study the ways and habits of the modern Flskiinos. Their hosts of friends wish them a long and prosper- ous lite. A it it A NNOUNGEMENT ! Now on Sale at Rutherford's ' ' Modern iVoolWorth Nelson 's Improved STA NG DTGTGNA RY , an Aid to all 'High-School Students, edited and published by the Nelson Sisters. A recent dispatch from YVash- ington, D. G, states that llon. George Berglund, t'ornierly of Turlock. California, has been ap- pointed Secretary of the Treas- ury. Mr. Berglund is the author ,of the world - famous book, Hllow Much Does 'lt Post? ag- 134: Again, wc say that tame will come to Turlock. Miss lienorc Post recently won the McNutt medal and incidentally a good position as chiel' cartoonist and artist For Jim ,lam .le1ns at the lVorld's l4'air held in Keyes. ,.: Her prize feature was The Golden Duo, in which the Misses Irma Goldsberry and Marjorie Heckman figured as models. Blk Sl' NOODLE NEST. Noodles, Fresh or otherwise, Sold Here. Try our Clam Specials and Billy Sundaes. Esther Niman and Clara Novo, A , Props, 9? ll' Among the latest books at the City Library are: Virginia Ells- burg's 'tTrials and Tribulations of a Journalist and a choice piece of advice which is contained in How to Chose a Husband, by Vllinnie Lawson. Starring Tonight Adsit Theatre EMILY NYQUIST in I' ' UNREQUITED LOVE. ' ' 2-Nights Cinly-2 Ik fllf Rev. Mark Vifarren sailed yes- terday as a missionary to the Sandwich Isles where he will at- tempt the reformation of the natives in the heathenisli habits 'Ol' poker and pool playing. Pllf :lk BIG DANCE! At Coburn Hall, April 15. Music by Regt Steele's Delhi Devils. Admission. T5c. Men Free. I fl' The Florence-Lake Inn, Turlock's most sumptuous cafe, opened last night with Fowler's Beauty Revue as a headliner. F'owler's Revue was accorded continual applause through its presentation of the musical com- edy extravaganza, Bohemian Soup. The production, written and directed by Miss Mae Freitas, was enhanced by effective and brilliant coloring, stuning gowns and a bevy of pretty girls. Baby Fowler, leading man, heads the troupe with Messrs. Rex Clarke and Charles Hohen- thal playing second leads. Other former Turlockians in the com- pany are: Miss Rose Roach, graceful exponent ot' Czecho- Slovak dances, Miss Lucille Cov- eney who sings very sweetly I'm on My VVay to the Insane Assylum,'l accompanied by the .Iazz Orchestra, and Miss Kath- ryn l-Ieuring who plays charming selections from her repertoire on her mando-saxo-Violin. Made- moiselle Marie Alysse Kimze is the exclusive designer ot' all cos' tuines used, and Mr. Chester Ar- nold and Miss Esther Granberg are advertising manager and landscape artist, respectively. 3? PX' Monday next will be gala day for all Turlock, as Howe's Great ll'ild Animal Circus is scheduled to appear. Frank Howe, owner and manager, brings a wonder- ful assortment of talent: Ellen Dwyer, trapeze nd rope walker: Elsa Fallquist, bareback rider: Roy Jacobson, strong man: Charles Anthony, IVild lVest show manager, and Russell Spain, pigmy. M if George Crotobed, who not long ago rescued the pet monkey of Miss Esther-Ann Stewart, famed woman ,9,'l0llG-I,lgJt,t9I', was re- warded by lady with the to be of assistance to others. of the opinion that it pays always her animal zo. Mr. Gotobed is elevating position of janitor in Mr. Elmer' Mcflkombs has re- turned from an extensive trip a,broad, during which he made an invaluable collection of fleas and cooties. He brings with him Mr. Edgar Pehrson and his troupe of trained fleas. They will pe1'fo1'm under the auspices The Humane Society. ll' it Mr. Ballard lVhite has an- nounced the invention of a freckle lotion which is guar- anteed to produce a perfect com- plexion. Two Well-known Tur- loclcians have been employed as demonstrators: Gunnar lVall- Strom and Marvin Critser. 34 Sept. ll Oct. 44 LC ll Nov. Cl L 5 lief... LL it it ll li CK IC CC It CK I C v.TtU.l. 23. 30 14 27: 29. 30. 12. il 9 Q4 5. ti 7. 8. S. 10. 13 14: 1.1. l 00 Q-sel- 0 20. 0 U. 1.1. Calendar Once more We greet our friends, however, We miss old faces. Freshmen given a royal Welcome by lpper classmen. We rather skinned Ceres. VVe finished the job this time. Too had We hurt their feelings. Our famous eleven journeyed to Stockton. Hope they bring to the fact that there is a vacation at U. O. Freshmen given a royal Welcome by upperelassmen. home the bacon. XYby the racket 1? Our football squad scalped Modesto, bonfire and serpentine rally. game Well attended by Turlock Hi a flying trip to San Jose for some so We celebrated with a Big H. O. and Stanford students. Bal made reason, and Dee found it necessary to go l70'B61'iiQliQY. Madera game. Dee ea,n't concentrate today, and we lay it Fat Henriksen loaded his ear with members of the fair sex and jaunted down to view the game. 'Whatfs the excitement, girls? Only Duffy starting to school. Reggie received a broken nose and tried to prolong tbe agony because he had a pretty nurse. His favorite song now is, 1 l3on't iVant To Get Well. A prayer appeared on Study Hall board. Give Us More Yellsl Flrle Henriekson and 'ivan Agnew secured free transporta- tion to Oakdale. For further inl'ormati,on inquire of Kreischer. Rosie Roach sported a Q sweater today. Marvin thinks be bas seen it before. dVllC1'9 That would be telling. Happy seems to enjoy riding in a Chevrolet. Big HT appeared on certain members of the fair sex. Southern Jubilee Singers impressed us with charming darky songs. Miss Halliday gave examinations to find the perfect girl but-failed. lil r. Peek deeided to have the chairs fastened to the floor in order to avoid Fnrtlier embarassment on the part of his first period Biology class. Santa Claus visited T. H. S. and remembered all the gdod girls and boys. He was especially good to our class presia dents and the faculty. O, Hoy! Vaeation! Back again, but eheer up, there are only six months more. 35 GG il KC li K4 CC ll IC ll CK C4 Fel il li K6 il ll ll ll Ma li it ll KK It 3. T. Miss Cross sports a new diamond. We are unable to say where it came from, but we guess Santa brought it. At any' rate, we wish to extend our heartiest congratulations. details ask Della Burehard. Mr. Peck taught his Biology class the danger of kisses. For Girls start walking for exercise. Junior-Senior VVild West party. Real cowboys 'n every- Biology class made Home Brew for an experiment, but some evidently discovered it. However, we didn 't have much left for experimental purposes. Duffy distinguished himself as a prize fighter. Leta Fee's en,sra,f.rement was announced. Another good men gone wrong! Students have a real party in the hall at noon. Eats 'n everything! Individual stoves were placed in room 7. Mr. Peek will be an inventor yet if be keeps on at the present rate. Girls at lll. H. S. are becoming absolutely scandalous. lllheir ears were visible today. Snow! Miss llalliday experienced her first snowballingg. Miss Evans soon Qgot enough for one day. Some little boy had a birthday today. Vlle woult mention names as ll K. might think that was a little too personal. ln ez Tiutliertord and Mark Vilarren join Senior ranks. lVel- come! Report cards came out. idle U we emit bluff the teachers. The Flu didn't have any bad effect on Swafrerls line of talk. Miss Sprague was well remembered with valentines from her students. Glee clubs warhle their ways into the public's heart. All boys are interested in typing' room. New girl taking commercial work. Bob Fowler gave a report of his trip to Santa Ana- that is, the business part of it. Vile had a lecture about pens. Vile never knew before that rouge was used on pens also. Vile were lucky not to have any casualties in the fourth period gyn'1'i' 1-lass as Miss Halliday pitched with a real baseball. Seventh period Study lslall. old site. is the scene ot' perfect quiet. A little more study from 'Ruth Stockinan and Ray Hartman would be nineh appreciated. Alice Smith ls left band attracted much attention. A stranger in our midst. Mr. Patzell visitefl room 6. The Seniors made abig serpentine and raided the Study 36 Cl H 20. 20. ff 22. H 25. -ff 27. -ff Q8 C! 31 Jr. 2. cc xc G f 7 ff 10 H 14 ff 17 AKC il ff 25. ff 20. Hall of the West side, thus notifying tl1ose students of the Private Secretary. ' ' Frank HoWe's eyesight is evxidently failing him, judging from the number of balls he missed at first practice. But he does made a fine ornament for the bases. Nick gets red-eyed when Dorothy E., Lucille C and Alice K. apply for admittance slips to classes. You can 't blame him! Ceres came to play ball with us. It was mostly play as our boys had no difficulty in winning. Senior play cast elaborately entertained by their coaches. They 'll vouch for the teacher's hospitality. Debate practice fifth and sixth periods. Anything to slide out of classes. Vllhy is George Gotobed so fussed? Nothing serious, only Della complimenting him on his new shoes. There's a lonesome look in Gladys Coveney's eyes. Yes, it is true that Darrell H. left for Fallon, Nevada, today. Vile think Dorothy Englesby as t'Cleo and Bob as George Shimaf' potato king, were the best April Fools. Even the rain couldn't detract from the taste of the iee- cream. Rick and 'tRed break asunder partnership and agree to study individually rather than collectively. VVhat is the world coming to? Lucille and Rag organize the Maggie Dooley Society with themselves as charter members. Reg takes degree l oi' Lord Pillowslip. Seniors just naturally take vacation and journey to Niles' Uanyon to enjoy good eats, an ideal day, and nature. P. S.--Somehow, some of us got lost in San Jose, hut inan- aged to rescue ourselves. Delightful day, and no broken springs or ignition trouble at all. For information see George Gotobed and Ballard YVhite. lVl'rs. 'llemplels Telegram flaunted before the public. YV1' resolve to tell nothing but the truth l'10llK Oli0I'lll. But next Wfeek-the cards! O Glooinl Proofs of Alert pictures received. 'llruth is better at times! So inany students seein to be suffering from eyestrain. 4 Imagine Rosiel' in Tios Angeles with the nnnnpsl At least shc skipped school for a Week. Boys' hearts flutter once again. lelevvings, hlahel! 'Phat newest girl must have east an awfully wicked glance. Alonzo besieged with the mumps. 'Boo-hoo! No jitney, no more. Tiauren, Don, and Roger declare war with erasers, but it's rather a white', fight at that. , QF' vJl i. May 4. ll 5. 12. H 19 an Tune 3. H 7. 16. men More seandallll Eleanore T. Inisplaces her niareellef Vera G. and Minnie H. forgot their spitcurls-Astrid 'si lmfi r stayed up all day! O, horrors! s Talk about interpretive dancing! Ruth St. Denis isn't. in it Fair Americans appear as Japanese maidens in striking operetta. Can you beat it? cl 20. Joint Masonic and High School circus. Uhorus girls, clowns, and soda Hpopf' Junior-Senior banquet. The Juniors certainly are keen hosts. WVe acknowledge their superiority over all other classes in that line. Study alias cramming -the vogue previous to exs. Seniors bid Good-bye to Alma Mater at impressive lloin cement exercises. -'Alice lfinizey, '22, 55 w n E Gd fl Z n-1 0 BU C: Pr' IP an an 6 5 R H T I . + '1 just around the corner, and the traininen hope to complete their journey 1' ,lrwvlwgu I e 1 i t' lllll ll H xl L lllf lll l l tlllllll ll, un l l l ll 'l ll llllll ll l .. ..inrr'ititlt1rlllllii l1l' , llrilnlie The freight train Nuinler '23 started on its slow and laborious course through the land ot' High Sehool to Graduation Where it was to take a eargo of Diplomas. The crew was green, hut under the f'0flCl'll1l,Q,' of Mr. Ratzel, prin- cipal ofthe road, they soon got into the Swing of the ears, and after the first ten inonths the worst part of the trip was over. 'Phe next year passed swiftly, and they arrived in due time at the Junior Year. Ry this time the ereyv was well weathered, and they had everything in Smooth runnineq order. On Saturday. Oetoher 7, they knoeked oft Work long enoufrh tlo hold a weenieroast. Thisaftair was So SuweeSst'ul that the ereiv voted to hold a pienie Without perrniseion, so thev aide-traeked the train and left Oetoher 25. 'Phey returned the Same evening, and to their surprise they were told that the prineipal had deeided to punish thein. and was eroinq to lower their pay-or their marks. as it is known in the land of 'High School. The 'Class of' '23 held no more ditty-h day pieniesf' They herehy advise the crew ot '24 to heware ot' diteh days until they have rear-hed a. ripe old age. On January 7, the erew ol' '23 and '22 held a NVild NVeSt Party. Every one Game dressed as in the days of '49. 'Po prove that there was talent in the elass, and invidentally to in- crease their tinaneea, they held a play entitled Mia 'l'emple'a 'Peloe Q,'ra.1n, ivhieh proved sueeesstul in every way. 'Phe train then pulled up at the eutranee ol' the Senior Year. 'l'hev are now no loneger amateur trainmen, hut professionals. Graduation is in one more year. The ottivers of this year are: Howard Tlgielni .... . ....... .......... ........ E 1 1g'iHO0I' Audrey lluinhle ....,...,.. ...... F irelnilli Uhrissie XVooleook ., ,. Auditor llowren Roaeh ....,. ...p...O0Nllllf'tl0l' Erle Hendrilcson ......, .............. .... ld I 'ali 0111311 Frzuieis -ROl'Q,'Sl1l'0lll . .... ........... ....... N P Wehox' -Ruth Bevans, '23. 40 IHIOIHOHJOS SSVIJ -xl!! Ebviuff 'gf wiv, Z 'll V ,g Slwwl We glllll ' as Q X . T Aeroplane M24 On the twenty-third of September, Aeroplane 24 started from its hangar, piloted by Ernest Smith, with Beatrice Fiorini as Observer. The entire crew contained about one-hundred and fifty members. They chose Astrid Delbon as the one to keep the log. 'Ilhey had so mueh money that Addie Barrieklow was appointed banker. Elmer Gomez led group in many yells. Barthol Pearee was representative of the merry crowd to the National Aeroplane Association. For some time, Aerpoplane '24 flew smoothly alone' without any trouble, but fearing the black clouds appearing in the distance, the mein' bers of 24,' ehose as their guides, Miss Badegley, Miss Cross, and Nr. lVl'eCready, who generously gave their time and thoughts to the erew. One night the Aeroplane landed in order to enjoy some of the fruits of the ereW's Work. They amused themselves by dressing in their old kid clothes and Qntlieringf at the Fraternal Hall. On a hot morning in May, the Aeroplane again desc-ended in order that the members should egather on trunks and travel to VKIllQ',lIl,S Flerry. llhey returned to their Aeroplane late in the evening, reporting a won- derful time. llnder the c-arel'nl e,'nidanc-e of' the sponsors. Aeroplane ill passed througrli a successful trip, escaping all snares ol' air por-kets and elonds. Y -Astrid Delbon, 2-l ' '. 42 SSYTO KEIHHSEIIIJ X fwlgllwllfiiwhlll WAW JMMXX WN VNIIN I f tllllr NS.,- 3 35 ' 'I ' ' ' 'El' I' ' -5 I V ' 'ENVI '?' V ' W 'V Q I s .. u .A , :J xix ' S Q ..l ER. A 1 s E V- R W ' s , f 'L ' . lllll ' 1 j 6 v ' gf -11 1::v m v .: f -V 2 f Al K - V 1 . L A I .. A . .1 .1 I .I L2 Dvd 'X . - 'll' l rllvdllmhmlli-Alllglllzlfffiov-AMT-?..mllWlll:Wl There was one a little class named '25. One day it wandered far from home in search of knowledge and entered the great portals of 'Fur- loek High. For a time, boundless space and endless corridors frightened poor '25, and its ei-ies attracted the attention of four fair maidens who took pity on it and vowed to protect it. The maidens were namely: Misses Boettler. Beeman, Evans, and Dellapp. Then, '25 needed rulers, so Leroy Holbrook was elected president and Ray Bartinan, vice-president. Tlouis Sweet was chosen to record the events of the class and Uliliiord MePherren was appointed banker to keep all the pennies safely. .Becoming very bold, '25 ventured to send a representative to the meetings of the big boys and girls. Ross Meade 'filled this office. Herbert Ferguson and Loren Critser, yell leaders, and Mary Crane. reporter, exploited the glories of the class. Soon after the opening of school, '25 was welcomed royally' at a re- ception given hy the upper-c-lassrnen. However, ,25 had a party and a picnic' in its own right, both of which were much enjoyed. The once timid little elass is not now so shy, but it has decided, nevertheless, to apply itself studionsly so that it may in time join the ranks ofthe enlightened Gladys Coveney, '25. 44 B Freshmen Report February sixth, nineteen hundred twenty-two, forty-six excited boys and girls proceeded tothe Methodist Ullurch, not to enroll as members oft that church, but to enter upon their career as freshrnen in Turlock llnion Iiligh School. They felt t'l'lGgllSG,lVQS none tool Welcome, having evidently arrived upon the scene too soonf 1 - - - Witli a feeling of no one wants us we slumped down into the first chairs We could 9,'l'?llT. At 'first We 'were too busy divine: into the mye- teries of Algebra and liatin to note the Sophomores' hearty Welcome and the Seniors' genial smile, but as time slipped past, ,we began to lone' for ourfellow students and then we realized that We were considered neither eig'hth-g'raders nor freshmen. And Why? Yes. We Wonder Why? Soon after our arrival, We met and eleeted our class officers with the ability of' Seniors. 'llpon Ivan Uliallendel' we bestowed the honor of presiflentg upon Avanelle Hubbard, the vice-presidencyg upon Robley Libby, the off'ice of secretaryg upon Stella Rogan, the office of treasurer. Merrill Heflnian is our yell leader and 'Waldon Delbon our class reporter. We have several good basketball players: Roy Purdin, 'lvan Uheh 'lIllN'lG'l'. and Merrill leledman. ln track we are represented by lvan Chel- lanfler. and in baseball, by Howard Swager. During' the term we have had two Social f3,'2llTllGl'lIl2'S. Both turned out to be quite Siicf-essfill, especially the lasl one which was in the form of a picnic at Knight 's Ferry. -E2I1'lJOl1IlSO11, '25, 451 . ,Yr IZ' i l fi i 7 ml l'Da'l J 1 f. N.f- 1.7 JA .X-Jdguk 3 : 'i I r- . 1 kiwi S 2 Svpringtimr K M, l I Will first of all name the : Vw .1 character that I am describ- ' ' gv ing, A, HA, although -D1 ' nearing forty, doesn't look fx l n ., X! Ol N 1' f I 1: 'a of L21 a day over thirty at that, and has the sunniest kind of a disposition-so sunny in fact that HA is aliving example of one of my old principles, that a person 's character and disposition is re- vealed in the features, both single and ensemble. A loves the beautiful flowers and greenery and revels in the grandeur of' trees and high mountains and forest streams.. Sonic of A's favorite novels are stories of knights and ladies of old. Then again A has longed to travel in foreign countries and particularly ltalv, A's dream country. So, as you see, HA is of a most romantic nature and of a poetic turn. AVS mind is also stored with beautiful, delightful and consoling thoughts. A's face is so sunny because of the Wonderfully lovely, springtime disposition that is reflected there. A was born in April. and each year when Spring- time copies, A gets restless and longs to be out-ofi doors, to see the budding plants and trees. to drink in the spirit of springtime just as strongly as you would outside lt' asked to describe the effect of spring on some tvpe of person, T would choose A's type because springtime is A's very selfg but when the season arrives A llongs to be roving. A loves the beautiful, and T love A, for-- A is my mother. R -Dorothea Vignola, '22 46 U. I-l. S. QF TURLOCK In the suburbs of the city, By the shining canal Waters, Stands the pride of every student, Stands the U. H. S. :of Turolck. And adjacent wave the green fields, Wave the stately Eucalyptus, Wave the Sycamore and fruit tree, Bright beside it flow the Waters, Flow the irrigation waters, Flow the shining ca.nal Waters. There the learned Mr. Nichols, Trains the youth in various branches, Makes clear many knotty problems By his lucid explanations Carefully and clearly Spoken, Stops all absences by saying, Two per cent comes off for ditching, Stops the Whispering by saying, Topo much visiting this morning, ivllo is this disturbs the classroom, iVith his talk disturbs the classroom, Vl'asting time of all the students? 77 Many things instructors teach them, Of the history of nations, Of the government of peoplesg Of the art ot' computation, Teach the language of the Spanish, Of the French and of the Englishg 'Prain the boys in all athletics, 'llrain the girls in many dances, Show the endless row of learning, Pathway of the statesman, scholar, ,Bunning straight to high achievements, flrowded with brave deeds and actions. Through the doors on winter mornings, Come the tall and stately Seniorsg Hear the murmurs ot' the Juniors, Flear their gasps of admiration, Sigh of envy, Words of wonder, Oh what knowledge! qnoth the Junior, Bight you are! replies the Senior, '47 Look on us and learn a lesson, By most ardent application You may yet be noble Seniors, Just have patience, little Juniors, Dig and dig, O little Juniors, Little Worried third-year children, Little helpful school companions, Soothe us with your admiration, Ere from these great halls we vanish, Ere from school we pass forever. As the Senior sees the Junior, So the Junior views the Sophomore, But it's through a. mile of traffic. Wliy is this, O Wjorthy master? Once a populace, in anger 'Voted dowrn the bonds sufficient To erect one great school building, Adequate for all attending From the country-side and cityfl So the Sophlomore, on the campus Of the old school, sees the Freslnnan, Vilhispers, Wliat is that, dear classmate, A nd the friend of Sophy answers, U Vis a, fresh young child of Turllock, 'Tis a green thing from the grade school. All the youngsters from the grade school W'ligm have passed examinations Blossom into lovely Fl'9SlllllBTl.H ln the future, to the student, Cowie the memories of school days, Memories of happy school days. And they view, in meditation, Mr. Nichols on the platform, 'lllnnnhs in arlnholes, fingers flapping, 'Each and 'every patient teacher, lllver faithful to their duties, 'ln the ll. li. S. of Turloffli, By the shining canal Waters. ' -Florence Green '93 48 A Modern Sleepy Hollow About a hundred miles southeast ot' lios Angeles is the quaint little town of San Jacinto. Numerous hot mineral springs are found in this vicinity, and at one of the largest of these a eonnnodious hotel, S-an Joaeiuto Hotel, and hath house have been erected. One very warm summer aftemoon three guests of the San .laeinto Hotel were lazily discussing what they should do the next day. Suddenly Mrs. Barrow, a pretty young widow, said to Mr. Clark, Look at that old dilapidated hut. T wonder who ever lived in it. Miss Porter, the nervous, timid lady whfo 110 longer told her age, an- swered simperingly, Let's go and investigate it to-morrow. The hotel manager, Mr. Gordon, coming to the door at the veranda at that time, was accosted with the question as to the inhabitants of the hut. ' Oh, that's our haunted house,', he answered. ' ' What l ' ' screamed Miss Porter. At that moment Mr. and Mrs. Williams, who were always anxious to go on an adventure, came towards the veranda. I say, old top, the young English chap, Mr. Clark, ealled outi, come and hear an interesting tale. Do tell us your story, Mr. tlordon. lle is going to tell us about that old cabin over there, explained Mrs. Barrows. ' ' How interesting, inurniured Mrs. 'Williams. There is nothing niueh to tell, resumed Mr. Gordon, in a matter- of-'tact voice, just that a Mexic-an hanged his wife there. Fancy that! ejaenlated Mr. Clark. How could anyone he so cruel '? .lust think, hanged his own wife, said Miss Porter. Mr. Gordon smiled and eontiuued, Some people say that her spirit visits the house at midnight. it-Wl1Ql'0 was he hanged and how '? queried Mrs. VVilliams. He tied the rope to the rafters in the attic and she swung down through the opening in the ceiling in the hut. Are you spootiu ' nie ? insisted Mr. Clark. My goodness, murmured Mrs. Barrows, who was quite horrified hy such villainy. Mrs. Bari-ow's husband had been killed in an accident only a few months before. Mrs. 'Barrows idolized her husband, and had come to San .Taeinto trying to forget her great sorrow. A Let's go there to-morrow night. suggested Mr. lililliams. 'tl have always wanted to see a ghost. VVouldn 't you he at'raid'? tiniidlv suggested Miss Porter. They all laughed so heartily at this remark that they attracted the attention of Casey Jones, who was in the lol-hv of the hotel. Pouring to the door he asked, lVhat's the joke? Oh, we're going to the haurted hiense: don 't you want to eoine 49 ' with us D! ' ' Sure, wouldn't that be foine? Whan did ye say ye'd be goin'? asked this good-natured Irishman, Casey Jones. The dinner bell then called the guests to the dining room and the hotel manager was left alone. He stood thinking awhile and then with a chuckle said, I'll dqo it. Peter, he called, Oh Peter, come here a minute. Peter, the husky bath attendant, was soon on the porch. Say, Peter, have you ever visited a haunted house lm Pshaw, there ain't any haunted houses. I dare you to go in the haunted house over there. ' ' Wl1at foolislmess. I'll- . Well, you see, some of our patrons have decided to visit the old hut to-morrow night, and since there aren 't any real ghosts I hate to see them disappointed, interrupted Mr. Gordon. Perhaps you 're afraid of a ghost, too. Me, afraid of a ghost? Not on your life. I will give 'em some ex- citement. I'm going to scare the w'its out -of those people. .Inst you watch my smoke! exclaimed Peter indignantly. All right, Peter, said Mr. Gordon in a satisfied tone, because he such an outburst. The next day was spent in eager anticipation for all who were going to the haunted house. None of them had ever visited a haunted house at midnight or even seen a ghost, so they had an excuse for being excited. In the middle of the afternoon Casey Jones appeared suddenly on the veranda, where the others were patiently waiting' for midnight. Isn't this just my luck? he exclaimed. Here's a telegram that sez for me toleave right away. I guess I want be able to go with yez to-night. ' 'A1'Ql17t you lucky, was the reply from Miss Porter, who was be-i ginning to feel a little nervous. IVell, I hope I don't get a telegram, said Mr. IVilliains laugh- ingly. That's too bad, Jones. I'1n sure the ghost will miss yon, teased her husband. Oh Mr. VVilliains, please don 'tl You will have me so nervous, pleaded Miss Porter. A short time before midnight, the brave party fared forth. The half-moon .shed an uncanny light about the canon, and a great stillness the hills. Wliat a spooky night, murmured Mrs. Barrows. The little party advanced until they were standing a few yards i' rom the old, weather-beaten haunted house. The trees around the house stretched majestically toward the sky. The hills close behind east shadows over the ground. Several tall eacti growing by the narrow path looked not unlike ghosts themselves. A bat flew out and circled over the little hut in weird irregular flight. 50 The little haunted hut was a two-room shack wtith a spacidusl attic. Strange shadows were east on the hut by the shrubbery growing close by. The soft rays of the moon, half hidden by the tall foliage, made the hbuse look strangely dark and uncanny. Are you frightened, Miss Porter? whispered Mrs. Barrows -sympathetically. Oh no-not at all-oh, what in the world-THE GHGSTP' screamed Miss Porter. ' For at that moment a tall, slender, white figure was slowly advanc- ing toward them. Mrs. Williams leaned on her husband for support. The figure came closer and closer. A laugh rang out and another figure appeared. Then a soft, sweet voice called, ls that you, Mrs. Barrows? The ghost was no one else, but her friend, Miss Scott, who with a few others had also decided to come and Visit the haunted house. The two parties then went into the ,hut and waited expectantly for the dramatic act, the appearing of the ghost. lVhile they were waiting Mrs. Barrows went to the door and called, Oh, come here and see the moon. It looks so pretty. A few of them had gone to the door when a great crash was heard in the hut. In the meantime, Peter had huuried to the cabin unobserved by the others. He had brought a ladder and a sheet in the afternoon, and had planned to ascend in the attic and come down on a rope through the trap door in the ceiling. Since this was the place and the manner of the Mexican woman 's death, he thought that they would be sufficiently frightened by this maneuver, for they all knew how the woman had been hanged. So up went Peter. He stepped smilingly into the attic, but what did he see? He looked as if he had seen a ghost. As Peter stepped on the attic floor, the boards creaked, and something white raised up from the floor, out of nothing, so it seemed to Peter. The shadowy white form moved slowly toward him. WllGl'Q was the brave, boastful Peter? Alas! he had forgotten all his boastings. He was so frightened that he could not move or speak. The ghost came slowly on, and Peter with a shriek jumped back and fell through the floor on the attic, landing on the floor of the hut among the spectators. The floor wfas old and Peter had jumped on a specially decayed place. YVhen Peter disappeared as by magic, the ghost gave a similar shriek and fell through the trap door, falling in a heap on the floor by the frightened Peter. Mr. Vllilliams quickly turned on his flashlight when the sudden crash was heard. The ghost! screamed Mrs. VVilliams. VVhy, there 's two, ' ' said Mr. Wilialiis. ' Mrs. Barrows then acquired a great deal ofcourage and unwrapped the sheet from the motionless form of Peter. ' 51. TVhy, it's the hath attendant, she exclaimed in a surprised voice. ' 'Fancy that! ejaoulated Mr. Clark. I wonder who the other one is, said Miss Scott. M r. WVillia1ns then showed his great courage and unwrapped the sheet from the other ghost. There on the floor in a faint was Casey Jones, as pale as any ghost anyone ever saw or will ever Wish to see. Peter and Casey Jones were so exhausted that night that they refused to give any explanations, so the curiosity of the party had to wait till the next day. Then the mystery of the two ghosts was unfolded hy Casey Jones. I hated to see ye all disappointed, so I planned to give a little excitement. The telegram was just a. bluff. Next time Itll see that me plans don 't eonfliet with anyone else's. It was noticed that Peter never hoasted of his eneounter with a. ghost. -Dorothy Hoover. '23 ftparocly on Auld Lang Synev tll Should dear old shorthand he forgot, And never brought to mind '? Should dear olcl shorthand he forgot, 'llhe same old daily grind i4'llOl'l1SZ Oh just for the sake of praeliee, And seeing a, hard task through, T.et's take another letter yet, .Xnd maybe two. C23 Those transeripts that We had to make, 'Were really just a triglitg 'Phey made us work quite hard each day, And part of every night. Chorus. C337 'Phat pesky Craded Reading' hook, Eaeh page We know hy heart. For they were written ten times eaehg 'l'hey'll never he forgot. i t'liorus. Hl In Writing outlines it was I IVho at the head was put, But when it eanie to reading lraeli, I turned up at the foot. Chorus. 52 .5i HTO he so very neat, she 'cl say, Is the secret of it all, 'llhen straiglit-Way We would give to her Some nnissv-looking serawl. Clhorns. gem No wonder she would seold at us, And leeture every dayg iVe'd do the same thing o'er againg Oh, no- eit didn 't pay. Chorus. 175 But then she worked so hard for us, And tried to help us out, 'Po her all thanks and gratitude Should gn Without ai donhlz. Cldinisj -Myrtle Lindberg, '23 1. 'hoi-ns. A Freshman Alone Tinne King was home alone. His father and mother were calling on l'riends and his sister Luiirzx had gone to ai l'0llGtU'S21il for 21 class play. Lane was il Freslnnan in the Morgan High Sehool. He was just reeovering from his green Feeling :ind was entering the HT'in it stage. But with all his hravzido, down deep in his soul he felt none too seeure that night as he sat reading ei thrilling detective story, all the while chewing gum at a most lively rate. lle wus not afraid, you lcniow, 'hut somehow he desired all the lights on and every door securely locked. Passages of thf book he read were far from soothing,- They were awakened hy EL series of eautions metallic rappings, whieh suddenly 4-eased. 'llhese were followed by Stftflltlly Footsteps upon the- Bnmptyl Bump! 'Bunipl iWli:i.t could tlmt he? llilll0,S heart :almost stopped beating as he sat in terrific silence. 'Fhudl linne rose end noiselessly made his way to the Window. 'lie peeped onli. Only ai pear which had l'a.llen oli' the tree, honnding against the rooi' on its Way downward--Y-oh! what zi relief! lQane rose :ind noiselessly made his Way to the window. lle peened onee more. lle sal. down again :ind resumed his reudinge Nstealtzliy Footsteps upon the stairs. 'l'hey 4-:une nearer und nearer, np the stairs :ind down the hall. .lust then someone serezvned. lnstznitlye - Tap! 'Papl 'llapl Now what was 'l7H'A'l' ? l eznnioi. le mistaken, said Lane to himself, as n sliadow passed the window, it is someone eoming around the house! 55 ' Now the Ki.ng's home was situated in one of the newer sections of the city, consequently the houses were farther apart than in some of the old sections. Around the King's home were spacious lawns dotted with shrubberv. There had been several nobberies lately, and the more Ilane thought about it the more uncomfortable and decidedly friglitened he became. He sat as motionless as a statue. Horrors! A knock at the door! Lane was afraid to respond, vet more afarid not to, for if a tramp was refused admittance what mightn 't he do? For a moment Lane did not stir-but some inward force was urging him t,o show his' courage. Finally he arose, walked to the door, and unlocked and opened it. There stood Mrs. Hill, a neighbor, who had come to return a borrowed magazine. Wlieii the other members of the 'King family came lrome that night and found Lane in bed fast asleep, they little dreamed that he had passed one of the crises of his life. For. after having realized the t'a.l- lacv of having one's composure upset bv 'false impressions, Ilane Kinq had retired that night with the resolution in mind: I'll not trouble trouble till trouble troubles me. -Leon Mel3rayer, '23. The Complaint of a Road Louse Down in the dust of the valley you discern me. High in the rugged mountains You can detect me. I may be found dodging in the busiest streets of the city or wiith a. lonely traveler on the plain. You can End me chugging my way through the worst of mud holes. No weather is too severe for me. I am used and abused, praised and ridiculed, desired and rejected. I a.m honored and dishonored. As a wriggler undergoes a complete change and appears as a mosquito, so I am subject to shape and color. My old body is disposed of and I appear in a new form. Still I am used and abused. I am known by several names. I am called a road louse, a tin can, a gasoline buggy, a Lizzie, a. machine, and an automobile. llflv real name is a Ford. g --Irina Goldsberry, '22, 54 I The Village Mystery A friend and il were making a tour of the lVestern States. During our travels we visited a picturesque village called Ciderville, which is set apart from the rest of the world by silent and awesome miountains. ln the village, somewhat apart from the rest of the houses, was situated a mansion of the ,old colonial style surrounded by a lawgn. Here and there artistic flower gardens broke the green expanse and gave the place a pleasing appearance. To the left of the spacious grounds lay a green meadow through which ran a murmuring brook. On the out- skirts of the meadow was a dark cedar grove. A path to the riglht led to an orchard whose full bloom added beauty to the spacious grounds. Although everything looked beautiful, there was a, neglected ap- pearance about the place. The gardens were not cared for as they should have been, and vines were climbing in all directions. Tlhere was a stillness around the place which was broken only by an occasional. song of a bird. The silence made us wonder wQhy no one could be seen, and why the beautiful home had such a neglected appearance. The following day l chanced to go to the village grocery store and arrived in time to hear M r. Hobbs, the owner, relating a story to an attentive group of t'armers. lt was an interesting as well as character- istic group that listened to Mr. Hobbs' superstitious legends. It was interesting to watch the old man as he smoked his corncob pipe and drawled out strange legends. He was very superstitious and this added charm to his narratives. Then there were three or four farmers, char- acteristically dressed in their mountain garb. Among this group of' farniers were two men who especially attracted my attenttion. One was tall, lank and carelessly attired. He was continually and mechan- ically chewing tobacco. A large reddish mustache and blue eyes gave one the impression that he was Trish. The other one was short, stout and had a florid complexion. He was hasty in his speech, a trait which marked a complete contrast with the other one, who slowly drawled out his words. These men seemed to be a fit feature of that odd mountlalini village. Only one seemed to be out of place besides myself. He was a soldier who was looking tor a friend that had become separated from him. f'Hy the wayf' T said, when conversation was beginning to lag, 'fdoes anyone here know whose large mansion that is east oi' town? lVith a look of astonishment Mr. Hobbs glanced at me as if he Thought il ought to know all about it. Then, as il' he remembered that T was a stranger, he proceeded to tell the story olf the Manor Mansion, which l soon learned had a mystery connected with it. 'WVell, folks, it was only a few years ago that a family lived in that very same house. Ah, it was a Iine family, a. fine family. There was Nr. and Mrs. Manor, and not better people could 'fe bound than they was. Pardon mel' interrupted the soldier, Hbut did you say the name was Manor? 55 t'Yes, indeed, sir, and as I was a-sayin, there was no one like tlhein. Then there was Marian, a fine girl, always perlite and obligin ' to all. Then llick, a fine, manly boy, but always up to some mischief. Then with a chuckle he added: Ah, Well T can remeinher that hoy Dick. One day T was obliged to make a trip up ter the eity. My wife was ter go with me and so someone must needs tend to my store. l, says, says T, to my Wife, Ann, how do you think Dick Manor would he fer to take care of our store t?' .Tele was a young teller and very smart fyvhieh T found out fer sure laterl, so T de- cided to ask him ter help me. I showed him how ter tend ter things while l was ter he away. The young teller seemed glad ot' the chance ter tend store, all right enough. The next day Wife and ine takes our hoss and huggy and starts out. Vie was gone two days and then returned. How kin T ever forget that day! Vlfhen we arrived at our store what should We see hut a. large sign on the 'Front door with the word SMATiLPOX on it, T kin tell you T started down the road ter the Manor house fast as lighvtnini 'When half Way ter the house, who should eoine along the road I. ut llick, holding with one hand his gun and a gray squirrel in the tother one. A tter earefully questioning the lad T learned that he had grown tired of tending my store and Went oi? a-huntin'. Well, Well! .l. have forgotten ter tell you about the mystery of the house. T kin tell you T was angry with Dick then, hut now T would give anything ter see him. At this point in the story a sad, faraway expression seemed to till the eyes of the old storekeeper. Ah, friendsfl he continued, it has heen a long time since Diek has eonie ter this store 'fer to huy groceries. A few years ago the hoy was called ter fight fer his country. Well T remember the day he started l'or the Vlfar. Since the time he left there has been narry a Word from him. The father .of the hoy died, leaving his lady and Marian. Pom' souls, they left our town ter try and find happiness somewhere else. Ay, folks, and did you know that a. wandering figger can he seen near the house when the moon comes up over yonder mountain Tl Yes, the short, stout farmer interrupted hy saying, Hand it is eertain that it is the ghost of the TTHTZTTIQI' has eonie to haunt the house. 't:Xy, and it is a great misfortune that will overcome anyone that goes near the place, added the tall superstitious farmer. ' lt was all very interesting to listen to th'ose superstitious people, hut it was getting late and the farmers had to leave for their homes. 'Phe little party broke up, leaving the old storekeeper alone, thought- fully nodding to himsell'. Tl' one eould have noticed the determined l-ook on the taee of the soldier, he would have known that something, was going to take place. Boll, as the soldier was called. had looked in niany villages for his 'f'riend, and his thoughts were about the story which Mr. T-Tolilms had related. Dick had been Boh's ehuin during their college days and both 56 boys had trained for war in the same camp. It was because of this close friendship between the two boys that Bob was trying to find his friend. Bob liked to solve mysteries, and thinking that there was a chance for adventure, he decided tp investigate and find the ghoist. One evening he secretly and unobserved made his Way to the inansion. Then stationing himself in a secluded place near the house he waited to see the ghost, as the village folk called the wander- ing figure. lie waited for some time, and the moon arose and the stars came out. The wind blew the leaves on the trees, and the air was filled with a rustle and sigh. Occasionally the sound of a night bird could be heard in the distance, breaking the quiet of the night. A figure could then be seen wandering about the grounds, and as it passed Bob could hear it muttering inc,oherently. Wlio could it be? Perhaps it was some poor tramp whose mind was wandering back to happier days. Not wishing to be defeated in finding out who the ugliest was, Bob silently followed the man. For some time the stranger wandered around, then started back to the house. Then quite Without warning a dull tliud sounded and all was silent except for the distant call of the night birds. Bob waited for a few minutes watching for further de- velopnients, but seeing that the figure had disappeared he ran hur- riedly over to the place where he had seen it last. Taking a match from his pocket Bob lit it and held it so that the light was shed over the ground. There on the ground lay the still form of a man whose face was thin and white. The light played un- certainly in the wind and in a minute, before Bob. could obtain a clear view of the man, it wavered and went out. Quickly he reached for another match, but to his dismay he was unable to find anv. After searching in vain, Bob decided to lind the cause for the man 's uncon- sciousness. 'Carefully Bob moved the limp form to a more comfortable position, and while dping so he happened to discern the cause of' the accident. A sharp stone was found protruding from the ground, and in falling the man had struck his head on it. After groping around in the dark for some time Bob was able to find the wound on the man 's head, which he carefully bound with his handkerchief, then he hurriedly went for aid. g lilroin- the village Bob immediately conducted lhe rescue party lo where the unc-onscioius figure lay. Turning a Flashlight on l1in1, the new'con1ers could obtain a clear View ot' the man. Bob went over the unconscious form, trying to aid in restoring the man to consciousness. The light flashed on a gold chain which appeared to be a watch chain. fiould it he possible that a tramp carried a gold watch L? Thinking that perhaps the identity oi' the man could be established, Bob proceeded to take the watch fron the pocket. As he did so his glance fell upon the hand ol the stranger. 'Where had he seen that ring' beliore? He had not noticed the face ofthe man except in that brief second when the 57 match broke the darkness of the night. Surely this was no tramp and Bob was certain that he had seen that ring before. The light played upon the face of the man just as Bob glanced up, thoughtfully trying to refnernber Where he had seen that ring. His glance rested upon. the face ofthe man, and then with a startled and unearthly ery he arose. The light had revealed the 'face of his friend, Dick. A gentle breeze stirred the foliage on the trees and the sofng of the birds lilled the peaceful air. The sound of bees could be heard as they Went from flower to flower. The ground surrounding the Manor manson seemed to he at their height of beauty. Under the shade of a lilac tree, a group of people could be seen en: joying the beauty of at summer day. Bob had returned home with Dick a few months after the accident, and was now enjoying hiinsell' as a gust of the Manor family. The two boys were relating their adven- tures that occurred during the war, eagerly attended by Mrs. Manor and Marian. Dick had been gased in one of the battles but was now entirely recovered and happy to be home once more. As the days went by a great friendship arose between Diek's friend and Marian. Each day brought new joys and pleasures to the people of the mansion, and the place became one of happiness and joy once more. School Days Hail to thee, blithe teachers And your students gay. Biatzell, Nic, Mac and Peck, Smith and Nr. Bay, Listen to this poem that T will give to you. Behold! the great debaters, Led by sweet Miss Sprague, They bring back many honors To the town that has the plague Of voting down all measures, for a new School to make. Chorus Hyineneal Or l1l'l1'l1HI3l'lal'lt chant, Matched with the Girls' Glee Club 'Would be but an empty vaunt, And o'er us Mrs. Boiaeh presides, her baton In her hand. Better than all Athletes In Clreeeian days ol' old, 58 Our power to impersonate 'Phe animals so hold, llliss Halliday, our teacher, is the leader Of our ranks. 'Peach me half the 'Chemisizry 'Phat I' needs must know, Such llOl'IUUlEl.S, salts and acids F'i'on'1 my brain would flow. C. F. Peel: would listen then as I am Listening now. llle look l'xeI'o1'e and after And what cl' you think We see, Lincoln, Grant and VVa,shington, Jefferson and Lee, The learned Pauline Pulcifer of These doth talk to me. Lunflgren, Smith and Radantke, 59 X.. o. ., ,lil 4 eff 1 A t l ' 1 , :l i- ' 'I lli IEA! PART I 'Location-Around mirror in girls' basement Persons-Nuinerous girls in T. H. S. Enter-Some of the ffirls Just look at my hair! Yours looks all right, but look at mine! '4Say, Sue, have you gotta powlder puff l left mine home and my nose shines like old King Sol himself. Oh, say, do you know your history lesson? Hllllell, I should say not! Did you ever see such a lesson in your life? D . 77 Mary, we have an ex in econ. don't wel? l'll het l'll flnnk. He gives perfeetly awful ex's. Clllnter more girls? How long have you a lease on that mirror? Look at my hair! I am tryinsf to preserve it For the school. lf you get a peelc in il. the rest of us will never see it again. Your gum sounds good. Well, it doesn't sound as had as your perpetual Ohin nnisicf' Oh, say, kid, whlo do s'pose l saw las' night. tlan't imagine. I Say, Nellie, l've got something awfully important to tell yon. ' ' Honest 'l flllnter-Anotlier girl dressed in a new Paris ill creationl lS0lllt?llOClylH gotta new dress. ' ll1's awfully good looking. 'l't's awfully ante. 'l't's awfully pretty. 'lt looks awfully nice on yon. lYhat kind ol' stnll' is it? l 1lon't think l over saw that kind ol' material het'ore. ' hill you see that wonderful voat in --R? lan 't it a heanty'? Fin just crazy about it. 4 L L I I 60 Has anyone the time? Oh heavens! The bell is about to ring and T just have to study my shorthand some more! Oh, come on, kid, you 've priniped long enough. T don 't want to stay here all night. T'm freezing to death. Oh, for the Fourth of July! T'll never complain of the heat again. Do you s'pose we ll have to take gym? Jim who? Smarty. ' ' There goes the first bell! A.lready? VVhy, T just got here! TVhere's my books? T thought T laid them on this chair. T don 't know. T have enough trouble finding my own boioks, much less your 'sf' Gee, T hope we have assembly. So do T. So do T. So do T. T hope it takes up tl1e rest of the day? Same here. 7 79 PART TT Tiocatiion-Tn the study hall. PersonsvBoth boys and girls in T. TT. S. fNote.l-A third bell has rung which denotes assembly. ' ' A ssevnbly! Hoo-ray ! Hopes it takes all l1lOl'1'1lI1SX.H So do T. Say, guy, gotr-ha math? T.ennne see it. TVheredeha get the misplar-ed eyebrow? Money-Back Sams? HTJooks better n yours H Does not!', Quit shovin '! ,S the matter with youll' 4 'Wa' mon let's sit in the bank. Aw-get outta that seat, T'm going to sit there. That so? W Move--or T 'll move you. You and who else? Tiet's quit now. T want to make a. few anouncements. Tonight, as you all know there will be a game. Please don 't make so much nioise until T get through-Now let's everybody turn out to that game.-lWill you two Hoys over there in the corner please be quiet ?-Tt is slroinsf to he a .frood one. Now T have something to say that will not please you so much. Next week we get our cards. Next week? C'a1'ds'?,' 61 Huh, ' ' I see where I leave home. ' ' Whose going to sign my card? ' ' Any announcements? VVell, then, your excused. Pass to your classes. ' Aw, shucks, why didn 't someone say something? Well, good-bye-see you third period. You will if I live through that Biology ex. -Dorothy Englesby, 22. Ve Go Vest Ay ban Huldah, a Svedish gurl. My Ma and Pa vas born in Sveden but ve childruns vas born in Minnesota. Vun night after ve ban lived dere about fifteen years Ma got vun letter from her frien' Lena Peterson vot lived in Turlock. Lena said Turlock ban von fine city an dot de schools vas wery goot. The city vas so big dere vas nine High Schoolls in it. So Ma and Pa decided to moof to Turlock. Ve kids got so excited because ve heard vot fine vatermelons an cantaloupes wot dey grew dere. 'We all helped to pack an soon ve Vere reaty to start to del depot. My, but ve vas excitement. Ven ve got to de depot de feller behind de vindow asked Pa how many tickets he vanted. Ma said, Let me see, dere is Huldah, Berta. Lena, Esther and Rute of de gurls and de boys are: Ole, Yohn, Peter, Paul, Oscar, Valdemar, 'Olaus and August, besides Pa a.nd me. My, said dere feller. You ban' got vun lucky number, thirteen. Ven de man said how much it was, Pa said, My, clot's a lot uf money. Dofn't ve get it cheaper by the diozenll No, said de man, as it is you are getting some at half price. Ven de man gif Pa dat long string of tickets he' said, My, I cant year all dese in my hat like ven I go from St. Paul ,to Minneapolis. . It took so long to get on de train Yonnie almos' got lef' and he ycust liollered awful. Peter an Paul, de twins, spie de ice vater an dey drank so much dey got a pain in de middle an Peter he haf to hang out de vindow avile-you know vot I mean. Lena, dot is de baby, vas so scared uf dat black man vot peddled fruit in de train. Ve Vere yoyous ven ve knew ve vas goin ' to sleep on de train, but Oh!,Pa he got sol mad at Ole. Ole he ban so full of de old nick. Dat's vot de teacher at school said. Vell, at night Ven ve vent to bed Ole yas right across from Vere Ma and Pa vas. Ve vas all reaty to go to sleep ven Lena be- gan to cry for some vater. ,Vell Pa he eouldn't see no diffrence in de burtains uf de beds so Ma said to pin a handkerchief on de curtain, so Pa did. Next to Pa an Ma vas a lady vot Ma called de old lady maid. She combed her hair so fonny back an looked at you over her specs. Oh, dear, but it gifs me a lat ven I tink uf it. Ole vatched Pa an den he reached olver easy like an took de handkerchief an put it 'on de-old 62 TUGIKE TS Z7 .if 5 l z '9',i A Q A it j se' .I A V c li, H 't 3 'ffff f f. , 'N' 8 !n 5V digitize- -. if.- r E lini lady maid's curtain. My, but I Vanted to laf s,o mueh. Pa he come back an started to git in bed. Oh, Vot a rumpus dat old lady maid, did start. Pa he kept sayin ', Let me in, Ma, cause all de peoples vias lookin' at him from gout uf dere curtains. De old lady maid says, A burglar, help, help. Vell, Ven Pa seen dat 1ady's face he turned to purplish, but Ma grabbed ahol' uf him and dragged hi1n to bed. Vell efrybody lafed W.-hen dey saw Pa after dat an he was so glad Ven Ve got tio Turlock. Ma's frien' Lena Peterson, an her husband, vas dere to meet us. De next dayade California ban tell all about us. Soon de Real Estate men began to bodder Pa an he said he got so mixed up his head vent roun' a.n roun'. Finally an old frien' helped Pa no pick' out a farm an ve soon vas settled down. Pa said ve must go to school an ay vas vun fine Freshman. Oli how big ay felt. It vas purty hard to decide Vich school to go to, but because dere vas more High Schools on de Vest side ay vent dere., lt ban de best any vay cause dere Vere severn buildings dere. Oh de Vere so fine an nice. De study hall vas so Wery purty. Dere vas two nice big stoves in it, and such nice electric lights to- study hy. Oh, an de curtains. Dey vas better dan Ve have at home. Ve all vas so proud to have visitors come to see our nice buildings. Ay only vent to six uf de buildings. Ay ban felt so green an de Sophomores dey yust look a hole tru ya. Mr. Ratzell, de Principal, ban tol ' me to take Latin but ay tol' him ay lian a Svede, ay 0a11't speak Latin but he take it any Vay. But ay take it an ay decide ay like it pretty goof. An oh, de hasket-ball games in our nice gyin. Our boys Vere, oh, svell players. lt vas so nice to be in de gym. Ven ve took gym it vas so niee to take de showers. Nefer before did l stay under Warm rain. Tle rooms vas great, ve all liked 'ein fine. lt was so crowded in de gurls dressing room but ve didn't mind a little ting like dat. It didn 't matter if ve 63 1 Ki N made a mistake an put on some one elsels stockings vot ve grahhed from do pile. V e yust got 'em hack matching up again. V ell, de Sub-Freshmen did came to school an dey have anotheh' place so dat makes ten High Schools vot Turlock has got. My but ve are proud uf our town. Ay feel sorry for Modesto vot has got only vun. Vell, ay han hear de hue tooting So ay must stop an go home an help Ma. with de shores. De huses are so nice, too. Ve don 't mind if dey look a little old an aint big' enuf. Ve hold eaclrodder Sd's to make rooni, hut dat's all l l,9,'lll. ' , Ay sure han glad ay came to Turlock hut ay hope Ven ay get to be a Senior ve haf more Schools as so many Svedes an others come to- Tun lock do vuns ve haf is far too Small. Ve tink ahofut twenty would he enough. -Ada Roberts, '22 We're From the Melon City We hail from the Melon City, We are from Turlock Hi. Modesto tho't she'd heat us, And she in vain did try. But the Blue and Gold before us, Vain boasting tongues did tie, When Modesto came down to heat us, She saw pretty stars in the sky. Xlle hail from the Melon City, 'We're all for Turlock Hi. Our record is spotless and clean, Nothing shall mar it, Old Hi. For the 'Blue and Gold will be seen Hov'ring o'er you forever on high 'Who then would wish better protection Than you have, Turlock Hi. -Art Thompson, '24, 64 Bou! l Abou Ben Adhein fmay his luck inereasell Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace, And saw, searching the bureau of his room, Making it bare of all cllothese and perfume, A robber taking all his precious gold. Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold, And to the presence in the room he said, Wl1at stealest thou? The robber raised his head. And, with a look made of all sweet record, He jumped out through the Window, and climbed into his Ford -Uohn Claes, '23. Tommy Dullerfs Kat Tommy Dullen's Cat Tommy Dullen had a Kat, This Kat was sky-blue pink, And every time he got a thirst, A soda he did drink. They say a cat has nine whole lives, But this had many more, For to my certain knowledge, He's already lost a score. Chgorus: Tle's still alive and groWlin', He's still alive and groWlin', Ple's still alive and growlin', He's Tommy Dullen's Kat. 'We put him with a lion, A tiger and a bear, And all the people thoueght that he W'as free from earthly care. The spectators excited thought They would not see a hair, But when the dust had cleared away, The fat old Kat was there. Chorus: He's still alive and growlin', etc. Beneath a hier steam roller, One day this Kat did goo, 65 The roller mashed him in the ground, Whicli made him feel quite low. A big deep breath he took, Put when the roller rolled away, And with a little shoulder shake. Back into shape he shook. Chorus: lle's still alive and growin,' ete. One day we tried to drown him ln a spacious gunny sack, lVe tied to it an Hlgantz brick So he would not come back. We waited there a little while, And all the pond did sink, He swallowed all the H20 And sat down on the brink. Chorus: He's still alive and g1'ownin,' etc. NVe took him in an aeroplane, VVay up above a cloud, Our purpose was for sure this time, To furnish him his shroud. We tossed him from the dizzy heights lfnto the atmosphere, He fell into a slippery elm, And slid down on his ear. 'lhorusz He's still alive and g'l'UXVllH,, etc. lVe sent him to a one-hoss town, Divided by a rail, ' The East Side pulled his whiskers The 'WVest jumped on his tail. He started in to go to school, He went a month or more And Oh! that blessed 'study hall ' Did make his eyes so sore. He's still alive and growlingl etc. OU My marks are low, my problems grow, To death l'm nearly bored, For all my study time is used 'llransferring in a Ford, Say's he, Vin feeling awful sick, My pulse is very high, My bones they- ache like fury, 66 I know Pm going to die. Chorus: He 's still alive and g1'owlin', etc. His schoolmates gathered 'round him l With sad and drooping heads, And listened to the last words, The dying Kitty said. Pin going, now, said Tomn1y's Kat, To a land that's fair and bright, l hope that all the city dads Don't stand around and fight. Chorus : Now 'l'ommy's Kat is dead and gone Long may his ashes rest, We don 't know just which place he went But hope it was the best. A -Ferguson and Fee, '21 and '22 67' ' Oh, Land of Mystery! I was sitting in the Study Hall trying to center my meager cranium upon my chemistry for the next day. My gaze wandered dreamily over the Study Hall where everyone was deeply buried in absorbing knowl- edge, or at least pretending to be. Finding the gentle UD stare of the teacher glued upon me, I hastily returned my eyes to my HQSO4, which ne'er could be absorbed into my dense gray matter. A wonderful island loomed up before my rapt gaze. There in a sheltered bay were three wise 1nen sitting in a bowl, 'fishing for whales. As I came nearer, who should they be but Messrs. Peck, Kyle and Ratzell. After landing from my canoe I started on a tour of exploration. Suddenly a piercing shriek rent the air. Spinning quickly around I saw Jack and Jill come tumbling down the hill. Mlere my eyes deceiv- inff me? No! It was so! The tumblers were Pearl and Orval. VVhen I had recovered from my shock I continued on my way to visit the king. After a few minutes of walking, a loud sobbing struck my ear. Thinking I might be of comfort, I followed the sound. IVho should it be but Bo Peep, who on closer observation turned out to be Miss Muffet, alias Myrtle Lindberg. She was pointing with a shaking finger at a long row of gym suits, the only remains of her beloved. Find- ing I could be of no use I hurried on. As I rounded the next corner I almost bumped into a large cow. Looking around I saw a number of cattle and sheep running wild, for the pasture fence had been broken. There sound asleep by a hay stack, 'whom should I see but little Boy Blue. In astonishment I drew nearer. I could hardly believe my eyes! It was Uoach Iiancaster, his whistle beside him! I must have been blindg those cattle and sheep could be nothing nrore nor less than the enchanted forms of his amateur athletes. Fearing to awaken the sleeping innocent, I tiptoes away and lmrried D down the road. What was that? It wlas the puffing of a Iford Q+:11 if wasn't a Ford. it was a yellow pumpkin on wheels. As the spectacle came nearer I recognized the driver as Alonzo Heimer and a pretty maid was seated by his side. I stepped up and asked him why he had such a funny con- trivance in which to court his girl. He answered me that he couldn't keep either himself or his girl away from Pumpkin Shell Ford. Away he went puffing and snorting. Ihurried on in hopes of finding the King's palace in a hurry before my senses should completely escape as a result of my numerous shocks ol' l nie .C. mii- 'Bankl ! ! Unch, my nose! V I had bumped into Simple Simon coming around a corner. Some- thing about the way he scratched his head struck me as familiar. It was no other than .Iack Wyiner. After checking the bleeding of my nose I proceeded on my journey. Hark! IVhack! IVhack! Oucl1, I'll be good! I 68 What under the sun was all the racket about! There a short dis- tance away was a queerly shaped house. It was shaped like a shoe. There was a woman chasing some children around the yard, trying to reform them. On coming nearer I recognized the lady as Miss Grant and the unruly children as her shorthand students. Were wonders never to cease? - At last I arrived at the king's palace. I boldly walked in at the front entrance, and down the spacious hallways, into the throne room, where the king sat in state. A kneeling page was presenting him with a huge pie. Seeing me the king asked if I would like a piece ,of blackbirdie pie? Thinking he said blackberry, I said, Yes, thank you. With a golden knife he proceeded to cut the pie. The moment he cut the upper crust a great clamor arse. HISG3, l775, 'tLincoln, H1865, League of Nations. These and similar exclaniations greeted my ear. It was as if a mist cleared away. The king and his noisy blackbirds were none other than Mr. Nichols and his History Sharks. All this struck me as very funny. My laughter greatly angered the king who threw his scepter at me. Bang! Where was I? What was that funny noise? I rubbed -my eyes. Horrors! I was sitting on the Study Hall floor, the students all laughing and the teacher scolding. Oh, me Oh my! Was my lovely journey only a dream? Must 'I go back to my hateful, everlasting liIf2SO4'! Oh, Gosh! ll The Three Milkmaids. One Who Knew Joe VVarren, village idler and ''good-for-nothing, was sitting on a log by the side of that placid brok where he often went when he wish- ed to be alone with his thoughts and nature. It was a typical New England afternoon in June, sunny and warm. The noble ehns, sturdy oaks and slender birch were resplendent in their sunnner foliage. Industrious bees were gathering nectar from the last of the blackberry blossoms and from the numerous wild flowers which had grown up on the bank where the trees had left an open spot. Crickets and locusts were singing in the grass. Ants were busy building their homes for winter and storing them with food. Large-eyed dragon- flies with azure bodies and glistening wings were pursuing mosquitoes, flies, and gnats, darting in every direction--sometimes high in t.he air sometimes to the surface of the water, twisting and turning, never stopping. In the clear depths of a deep hole some sun-fish lay motionless. Below the pool, where the water rushed over the rocks, could be seen the rosy' and silvery sides of trout at play. Above the pofol from a growth of reeds came the song of the red-wing to his mate on her nest . A wood- 69 pecker hannnered on the hollow trunk of an oak, silencing for a nionient the songs of the birds and the croak of a bullfrog in the rushes by its unearthly thundering. The glowing sunset tinged the landscape with burnished gold. As the sun sank below the horizon, with one accord the birds and insects ceased singing and every living thing was silent, producing a solemn stillness. Joe sat still thinking deeply. 'tl wonder who has leained to know? niurniured hc. He rose, walked slowly across a grassy nieadow, cliinbed a tuinliled down rail fence, and saw eoniing up the old country road a young inan returning from hunting. A half-filled game bag hung from the young 1l12111,S shoulder and he carried a worn single-barreled shotgun in his hand. Howdy, said Joe, sitting down on a boulder, What success? Good evening. Only five partridge and two cotton-tail, said the young nian, leaning against the fence, There doesnlt seein to he as inncli game in this part ol' the country as there used to be several years ago. While the young inan was speaking .Toe had noticed two partridge light upon the fence and as they caressed each other with their hills, he exclaimed softly, Lookin The young nian looked and said, lt' l only had a shell left, I could get thein both with one shot. Well, good-hye,', he continued, T hope 1 have better luck to- morrow. And picking up his game he went on up the road. He has not learned to know, said .loe tio hiniself, going down the road in the direction t'ro.n whim-li the young inan had eoine, in the full radiance of golden sunset changing to red. From far back in the forest 4-anie the bark ol' a Vox and nearer the NVlro-Hoo, of an owl. At a cross-road he inet a Fariner hauling a load of wood from the forest, and pointing to the erinison sunset and the feathery 1-louds, he cried enthusiastically, Hliookli' The farmer looked. lt looks like rain, wlas all he said and drove on. ,loe sighed and said, Hi-le has not learned to know. Taking another look at the glorious sky, Joe walked slowly on, looking at the ground. A squirrel ran across the road and up the rugged trunk ol' an oak and sat i-hatteriug and scolding on a large branch. .loe smiled and said, t'hatter on, happy creature. Something whizzed through the air. The squirrel fell to the ground, shivered, and lav still. .loe turned and saw a boy standing on 11 well-kept lawn in front. of' a large residence with a sling-shot in his 77 hand. .hor-Us smiling face grew sad. lle slowly said, iVhy did you do that ? As the bov shrugged his shoulders and turned towards the house, .Toe said to himself, Another. , As .Toe walked on, the spreading elins shading the village street, seenied to say: 70 The day is done, and the darkness Falls from the wings of night, Like a feather wafted downward From an eagle in its flight. J oe heard his name ealled and hooking across the street, saw in an open window a girl's pale faee surrounded with golden curls. Three months before she had been seriously ill in her luxurious home in the eity. Seeing that she was slowly dying her doctors decided to take her to the eonntry ,hloping that its quiet and fresh air would prolong her life. For a week she lay there between life and death. Then she began ,to slowly recover and a month later had been able to sit up. But the doctors knew she eonld never get well and so she sat day after day by some sunny window looking at the flowers and listening to the birds. Joe had come to know her and many time she had visited her, bringing her wild flowers and helping her to pass away many a Weary afternoon, telling her of thoughts he had when he had followed some little brook in its wonderings or had watehed the birds and squirrels at play. .loe walked aeross the street. As he eame near the girl said, lVhere have you been this afternoon? l missed you so muchfi He told her of that beautiful spot where he had spent the after- noon and of his hoineward walk. Yl'hen he told of the squirrel, tears eame to her eyes. 'l'he wretr-li! she eried. As .loe eoneluded he said, lVhat have you been doing this after- noon? l have been thinking as you have taught me to think, and I have also been reading. Of all l read il' like this the best: 'Flower in the eraimied wall, ' 'I' plnek you out of the erannies, l hold you here, root and all, in my hand llittle flower-but if l' eould understand YVl1at you are, root and all, and all in all, T should know what God and man is., A lt is such an llIlf'0l1llll0'll expression of a eonnnon thing, so simple and so true. 'llhey are silent, watehing the darkness fall from the Wings of night. From far away eaine the eall of a solitary euekoo and nearer the elear answering call of its mate. An owl flew noiselessly by, and from a large maple in the yard eaine the inelodions song of the night- ingale. As the full moon eaine up over the forest the girl said, 'tYon must go now, T have stayed up too long. but the soft lingering hour was so wonderful tonight that il' had to see it. flood night, Joe. 7 Good night. And to himself he said, 'tShe has learned to know. Clifford Harrington, '23. 71 The Message ofpllolstoi tSecond Place in State Oratorical Contest-'QQD He that iindeth his life shall lose it and he that -loseth his life for my sake shall find it.' The life of Tolstoi, the greatest of Russian writers and philoso- phers, is a verification of the truth contained in these words. He is practically unknown to common people outside of Russia, yet all have heen vitally affected by the principles which he taught. As We Watch the struggles -of this man, let us think of this: 'Pol- stoi is Russia personified. His struggles are l?ussia's struggles, his trials are Russiats trials, and it We come to understand 'llolstoi then we shall more adequately judge the Russian people. Tolstoi came into the world in the year eighteen hundred twenty- eight., His father was one of the average Russian noblemen. When We say that a man is an average Russian nohleinan. we mean that his life is a living lie to all thae is good and clean. Vile mean that he is a drunkard and an adulterer. that he lives not to do good in the World, not to serve others, hut only to give license to his animal passions. Truly, if' there ever existed on God's green earth a vile and hypocritical society, it was the Russian society hefore the revolution. Sired by such a man as one of these, 'Polstoi came into the world. Of his mother we know' little except that she uncomplainingly hore hen husband children, knowing of his excesses. yet questioning him not, because she had heen taught that it was the right of every man to do as he saw fit. Both ol' 'l'olstoi's parents died When he was a child. Tn his earlv teens he Went to live with his aunt in the l?ussian city of Kazan. He entered the Kazan university and first came into contact with the Rus- sian soeial world. Here we see the students divided in two classes. pleheians and the aristocrats, the 'llolstoi among the latter. But was he content? No, for though pride and tradition hade him he nohle, conscience hade him be a democrat. llere as a. young college student, hegan that tearing inner liattle that did not cease till many gigantic conflicts with pride and tradition made him see in every man a hrother. l'lere he did as tradition hade him. conformed to societv's rules and standards. Yet he was not only happy. f'or deep down Within his soul there Was a questioning that told him the life he led was Wrong. that God never did create men to live a life their finer instincts pronounced 7 7 sin! So Tolstoi, oheving t.he urge ot' 'his inner self, tried to find confir- mation ol' his helief that the life he led was Wrong. fle turned to his companions. hut they laughed and sneered and went their Way. llc turned to his teachers and they, looking at him with misunderstanding eyes, called him Peculiar and floolish. He turned to his aunt, the only niother he had ever knowneand what did he find? Flncoui-agement and loving help in his desire to lea.d a clean life? No! She was amhitious 72 that her nephew should have an affair with some married woman, for, she says, that is a necessary experience in every man's life! Do you wonder Tolstoi gave up in despair and tried to drown his ques- tionings in a life of self-indulgence? But He who iindeth his life shall lose it. Tolstoi, when drinking deepest of physical pleasures, when leading what was in the eyes ot' society the ideal life, was never more unhappy. After mouths of inner conflict he tore himself loose from the fetters ofthe Russian 1net1'opolis and returned to the country home of his childhood. There he continued his search for the true ritghteous life, trying to still the animal passions to which in his city life he had completely succumbed. T There also Tolstoi found his first happiness in trying to help the Russian peasant. Uomparing the hard and weary life of the man of the fields with the ease and comfort of his own, Tolstoi could not helieve that such a condition was just. He tried to help the serfs on his estatg hut they, poor creatures, had been so long mistreated that they thought Tolstoi's advances simply a new form of exploitation, and they turned away from him. Thus with his desire to do good frustrated at eve1'y turn, Tolstoi yielded again to the cravings of his baser self, and going to Moscow he again becanie suhmerged in dissipation. After a short time he fled to the wastes of the Caucasus and la.ter joined the army at Sehastoppl. Here in his soldier's tent he wrote a description ot' his chil lhood days and sent it to a published in Moscow. Vilhen, at the end of the Urimean iVar, Tolstoi, still unsatisfied, returned to Moscow, it was to find himself proclaimed the rising literary artist of Hussia. For another interval Tolstoi relapsed into the old life. this time for hut a hrief period. Presently the struggle which always seized him when he tried to renounce his high impulses drove him to other countries, and, failing satisfaction there, hack to Moscow. At last we see his nohler self triumph, for tearing away from his companiens he went again to his country estate. There he learned to love a simple Russian lass of good parcntage, and married her. So, for fifteen years he undertook the duties of' a hushand, father. and writer. During this tiire he gave several great works to the world, among them his Anna Kareninaf' He had found a way of life which was not hase. and a special field wherein to work. But though the animal in him seemed conquered, his spirit still was hound hy the material. He reproached himself' that he lived a life of ease and wealth, while around him the serfs struggled in poverty. Again he asked himself the question, Milly am I here? He studied all the great philosophers and failed to find an answer. He searched history and psychology and turned awa.y in despair. He appealed to the Greek church, hut it gave no solution. Then turning to his Bihle and opening its musty pages he studied the word of God. He came to the conviction that in God's service we find salvation. Material at- tainments bring but passing joy. Tn spiritual service and spiritual 73 sacrifice is the fulfillment of life. Practicing what he believed, 'l'olstoi took up the simple, Wholesome life of the peasants, plowing as they plowed, sowing as they sowed, and coming to know and love them as brothers. He told them that God was kind and loving, taught them to refuse to obey tl1e unjust and cruel rulings ot' the Orthodox church. He urged them to live the true spirit- ual life. His pamphlets showing the injustice and hypocricy of the Russian ruling class were spread broad-cast over Russia despite the efforts of the censor. His hold upon the Russian peasant became so great that tl1e latter refused to ohey the orders of the church or govern- ment unless Tolstoi said to do so. What could the Czar dlo to this simple old man, living the peasant life? He could not deprive him of wealth or position, for 'llolstoi had already willingly renounced hoth. He dare ed not harm a hair of his head, for the peasants worshiped him. So this great man taught on. serving as lnest he could, proclaiming the spiritual life, condemning the Worship of the material, wielding an influence that no Czar ever equaled. Truly, He who loseth his life for my sake shall find it. At last we see him a white-haired man nearing the portals of death. 'Before he passed them he turned and hurled a mighty challenge to the Czar to punish him as a teacher of revolutionary doctrines, to imprison him as the rankest of revolutionisls. But the Czar, the most powerful of material monarchs, cowered hetore the great spiritual force of this grand old man, and Tolstoi spent the last years of his life unmolested, passing away in his eightieth year. Gone? Yes, but his influence lives on forever, and his teachings are imbedded everlastingly in the hearts of the Russian peasants. Gone. yet even today his spirit hovers and watches over Russia as she stumhles and strugglesialong the path of progress, even as he stumbled and slipped. Gone, yet the irnniortal glow of his great soul will live in the hearts of men forever. Someday on the immortal page of history there will be Written, There was a. man sent from God whose name Was -Tolstoi-a man who hroke the prophetic silence of centuries and who hy plain speech and utter-sell'forgetfulness 'tniade straight the way of the Lord. -Paul Brockway, 22. My Chemistry l have a little Chemistry lt's hig enough for me, And Whatfs the use to study it, ls more than l can see. lt's very, Very difficult From the beginning to the end, 7 74 But some do think it's easy, And treat it as their friend. 'llhe hardest things abiout it are Equations, we must know We're told that Zinc plus Sulfuric Gives Zine Sulphite plus HQO. On Tuesdays and on Thursdays, Into the lah We go, I 1 ' , ' . I0 mix an acid and a base, But at it we are slow. Sometimes we have an accident. Explosions sometimes, too, 'But if you will helieve nie not l'll prove to you 'tis true. Now if you want to do some work .lust take adviee from me Choose all the subjects that you wish But do11't take Chemistry. -Esther Eckluucl 9? From Start to Finish .lust Freshman, Freshman, Freshman, No matter which way We go We always find through our school day strife Some Fresliman we wish to know. We must take our turn at the mill, We must hold zout a Willing' hand, We must help the Frosh with a resolute Will, Over and over again. We eamiot measure the need of the Sop, Nor eheck from flow their questions. lVe must not sc-old for their hearts are soft And go down under oppressions. 'I'hey will learn that doing is not in vain .Xml illOllf2,'ll their lessons do fail them, 'llhey'll von those lessons that eause them pai Over and Over again. Oh, think ol' those haug'lity Juniors! ll'hose lmowleilege we 1-amiot import, ln sports they are inferior And they feel it To the heart. lVe must leave our work to the Junior 75 I1 Whose ability We cannot disdain, For old T. TT. S. they'll he a great booster Over and over again. The path that We Seniors once trod Was ever so rough to the feet, But the lesson we once have learned Ts never so hard to repeat. The tasks that We've now overcome iWe have not done in vain, They'll, help ns to say a vict'rv We've Won Over and over again. Over and over again Through our long, long life to come We'l'l think of our dear old T. Tl. S. That gave us a lot ol' fun. TVe'll think of the colors of blue and gold, lilow dear to our hearts they have been. Our remembrances brings back those friends of old. Over and over again. -Trina tloldsberry and Elsa Falquist, '22 A Stupenduous Problem After several years of of experience and successfulncss as a siko- path, T am inclined to lay bare the facts regardiiig mv remarkable ability. Now, if T were not to Write down these facts, who Would? No one. T am one of those people who would, as one of tour great epigrain- atics would put it, leavevfoot steps on the sand of time, Footprints that perhaps another Sailing o'er life's solemn main A torlorn and sllipwreclced brother Seeing shall take heart again. T Want to leave a very large toot print. and by lilancing at the extrcinc end of my pedal extremities that Wouldn't seem to he a very hard act to carry into eloquushion. T am, in fact, a verv great sikopath, although T do say so. .Tust imagine, if you can, that no complaints have been registered on any subject once T have indicted my decision regarding it. T admit that T am no great artist when it comes to writing, hut after all the tedious hours T have spent in monopolizing the dictionary and thoroughly studying and then restudying the several books of Synonyms, T am convinced that T ain capable ot' rendering sc-me of mv stupendnons problems to the public. That is, only rendering them in a common- place niarmer hut so enticing and delicic us that they will be anxious to hear further ot' my marvelous ability. Tn the following pages will be found one of my passionate char 76 7 l acter analyses in which I am exceptionally skilled. As I was reposing in my study devouring page after page of one of Zane G-rey's philosophical books, there came a spontaneous, resounding knock on the curtains which separated my study from the reception room. Directly 'following it came the reboundingnoise of a procras- tionated conflict. In rushed two struggling forms, which later proved to beyong to two women. They both possessed scarlet hair, a color very conflicting when it meets another of its kind. Une was tall and slim with grey eyes. The other was not very tall but possessed a very spacious chest. Both were stating their case at once when they came in. I let them proceed until finally I was forced to be very rude, which is against my principles, especially toward women, and say, One at ai time, ladies, one at a time. At the sound of my enchancing and tubulated vocal organs radi- ating through the terriffic din, they left off their submerged warfare and seated themselves in two of the many chairs with twisted legs. They were only waiting for me to begin expediating, for. being ac- quainted with my reputation, they were also acquainted with the fact that I was already acquainted with the circumstances surrounding their cases. WI'inkling up the epidermis on my high and intellectual forehead, rulicling up my dark, wavy, brown hair, assuming a Napoleonic posture, and spontaneously jerking the lobe of my large left ear, I said in a deep, booming chord, You two have a complaint to lodge, each against the other. 'WVonderful, they gasped simultaneously in rapt adoration. How did you know it? VVithout answering their inipudent interrogatory exclamation. I let my eyes loose to wander, separtcly of course, over their attire. On returning they announced that the short lady's shoes were only half buttoned, that her her dress was awry, and that her hat was donned at a most unbecoming angle. They also reported that the tall lady's shoes, were untied, and that her hair was just stuffed up under her broad- brimmed bonnet. WVith these things in mind, I again emerged from my spasm of lengthy, penetrating thought and proclaimed aloud in a most vocipherous voice, Each of you knew that the other was coming so you came without a very careful toilet and accelerated here as fast as possible. Upon reaching the receiving chamber each of you saw the other 'and tried to be the first to obtain an interview with me, the solver ot' the uusolvablef' 'Marvelous, they exclaimed in a debated breath. That was just as it happened. I Vilhen I again alighted from another perforated period of cudgeling my cranium, I had reached several inundating conclusions. Vlhen 77 glaring at the lady in the nearest proximity with the wistful, grey eyes, T adjusted my teleseopical eye glasses to scrutinize her emotions, I said, You are skilled in playing the piano. Who, having wistful, misty grey eyes and being tall and slender would not be skilled in such? At first she lowered her eyes carefully to the floor. Later she hoisted them hastily into place. Her eyes having been properly plaeed she whispered in an awed silenee, 'tF1Xa.etly.' Huh, playing the piano!-Punishing the piano, you mean, huft- il y commented the short woman. t'Y5ou, T eried out loud, indieating the briefly tall woman with my rigid index finger, You are an aeeomplished student of the trilling saxophone. T was right: her emotions, aecording to Hoyle, pointed in the right direetion. TVho. having a tremendously large ohest with a magnifiieent oapaoity for air, andhaving scarlet hair, wouldn't be a Faseinated and arden student ot' the saxophone? i Hllllllllflll, don 't you mean fogborn, trilling foghorn? interrogated the willowy, wistful, misty-eyed woman with a slight trace of sareasm and satire. , , Again sinking into disintergrating thoughtfunless T put two and two together and then all ot' a sudden the potenoy of the problem almost overwhelmed me. T sank into a volumptuous arm ehair with irregular arms. T buried my eountenanee in my hands, and eloqnnshioned to my self. TVhen T finally arose T was wreathed in smiles from head to toot. T have solved the problem. T presently managed to dintegrate from my joy-elioked epiglotis. You two have great ability in mnsie, but are unappreei-ative ot' each other's arts. You live in a diouble ,flat tlf had thrown a easual glanee at their eards upon their arrivali and eontinually have the other play her respeetive instrument. From ten o'elock in the morning until one-halt' hour betorne luneh neither oi' you have very mueh to do.'l T really have a remarkable ability oi' making pdople believe things T tell thorn even though they 7 , aren't true. Now every morning at ten sharp each of you, not a moment before, both ot' you sit down or stand up and begin playing your instruments. Play without ceasing until eleven-thirty. Then stan and go obout your work. Tn this way you will get all the praetiee that yr-u need and will not be tormented by the other's musie. for your own will drown out. Ylou havemy permission to go now. ' V Tllliey left' in a hurrv. for the fatal hour of ten was near at hand. T must -not forget to narrate that T was very nearly sinothered with protuse thanks. TVhen T rec-overed. T devoured several more ehapters of the nerve-wraoking philosophy,before lnneh. Tneidentally T heard nothing more from either of the mnsieal elients. so T make thesuppo- sition that mv plan worked-as it always does. ' V 'CF'inis until the nextmomentuous exploitationi ' 78 What's ln A Name On a IIALLIDAY in MAY A HAPPY bunch all feeling gay Took to a FRANKIN ear and rode away To the LAKE to spend the day. As the sun ROSE lN the sky, NVe passed the BROOKS and FOREST by A big GREEN sign-POST caught our eye, And We read it with a sigh. This road is elosedf' Was what was read, UTRACY is twenty miles ahead. Seine SWEET YOUNG' thing in the back seat said OI-ILAND! ain't it time for meat and bread? Vile all agreed 'twas time to eat, And GRUBB was brought from 'neath the seat. It surely was a dandy treat, And HOWE it tasted! cant be beat! .lust as We ate there eanie a breeze lWriel1 WWHTSTLEED thru HTHE Ol'ANT trees. QUTOTAEY we ROSE to dust off our knees In preparing to start we were busy as R4EAs. An ERNEST VVARRENing of rain, A plea to use our big STEELE chain Was made by a EUMRLE GUY dressed plan, 'Who passed us swinging a Rlll-?iOH-Y.-XRD KANE. Tlis VESTA XVTTTTE had buttons of PEARL, His hair was REE and inclined 'to eurl. He enrried liiniself' with the ORAOE of an ERLE, Rnf lool-'ed as ii' he miglit be a ehnrl. lfle nrneeerlod foward Hin OVENN. And bicked a TJOOAN-RJXRRY then, Wfliile We our hoineward Way did Wend, Elalieliiiig storm elouds ORR us pond. The REEMAN RAVS of the sun were dimmed Ry' clouds Wiflv Wliieli the sky was rimmedg There ROSE a SHARP and l EAROing- Wind lllhieh HARDER blew as it ORR us skimmed. 79' This RANEY Weather is the bunk. The BROWVN CLAES heavy and sticks in a chunk To hubs and Wlheelf' TVith a, ZIP and a hump The ear then came to a stop--ka-plunk. The ear was stuck and O, how we RAYved ,lt wasnt amusement lint SERVICE we vravecl. STMMS a PFICK of this trouhle efould have heen saved If only this R-AHTLL road had been paved. A BIGELOVV VANN with it's driver drew near, He said to help us his price would he Dlildar. Are you a. strong black-SMlTlel'? we asked just to jeer No, Tim a RICH B0l7lTTlilUR, he said with a sneer. We counted our NTCYHOTJS and hired hiin His FEE was higfh and our money was SLTN. He said to HUNT and HALT, in a linih, And put it under the TYR-A rim. We MARVELLed at his abundance of skill And Went to Work with right GOODF1 WTLL We Were soon on the top of the hill, And hoped We'd escape another such thrill. I awoke with a start, a pain in my head, HOMA, Where's my VTRGIL? fl' haven't it read, I should have studied but slept instead. Get your NIDAYH ma CAROLedg And GOTOBEDF' You MAY-ER may 1lOt thing this poem fine, But if it isn't just your line Remember it is our first rhyme, And don 't be CROSS with us this time. -ALVEMIKA. ' 80 QA X 1 3 Gif f xl - X. ,HJ ff! 7 9:55 B li ,gf M 6 if-ASX 15' X Rakim l TU P- l' fl ff ig Wx l , ,.., N If xv, A ' 'HN' . VF li in .al -f - afar: PX X! . Xi S-if A WH'-s fl ...--Fit' ' f' Q i ' vs, ' if If fe y lx .F A, e s i if 'Z 1 V- I -1, ,, ..-ini ss U l' Q - . f a,, 4, a il - , ' ,f L N 'I : ' ' Z, 1- ea,f ss. 1 .sf y -0 J! l ll' ii I f I .7 .wa ,lu -3 -Q' A -,. ..-. u KQV' 1 fees, Ta:-1 ,af 2 Q, .4 e 1 ' 4' eesivsseeseessqsfesssiseilise- 4 Mer The Exchange Department has received many good annuals this year. 'We Wish to thank those who have sent us these annuals: fl'okay -Lodi-An excellent literary department with beautiful poems and clever stories. Good joke department. ''Sea-Urchin -'Pacific' Grove-Good stories. More snapshots would increase the attractiveness of your hook. The Oak -Visalia-Good joke department and good snap- shots. Your literary department is rather small. Cortex -Uollege of Osteopathic Physicians and Surgeons, Los Angeles-Excellent cartoonsg Good jokes and snapshots. The Elm -San Mateo-Your literary department is excellent in quality, hut is rather short. Nllhe Lotus Blossom is an especially good story. More snapshots would improve your annual. 'fFasti -flliaffey Uniofn-Very original school calendarg good jokes. 'l'he Hunter -Gustine-A good, large literary department, A larger snapshot department would add interest to your annual. -Myrtie J. Colburn, '22. Exchange Editor. ss - XXX i ' se X X .f , , , A f ,, 1- f, y 1 J .1 f I 4 f , , lu The Aletrt staff this year has heen reorganized under a slightly diiterent system, which neeessitated its lmeing' larger, hut much more efficient. The following l is the line-up: Flditor-in-Chief ...,.,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Assistant Editor Business Manager Assistant Business Manager .... ll Departments tliditorl ..u....... ......Clia1'les Hohenthal ..r...,,,Ballard WVhite ......G6O1'gOI Berglund .....Cliester Arnold .,....Lneille Coveney ..........lvan Agnew ......-.........ReX Clark ...mllorotliea Vignola ...........,,.Paul Swager .,....,...Alioe Knnsey N-mldstliei' Ann Stewart .............Rose Rroaeh .....,.Rilltll Bevans .........Astrid llelhon .....fll21flYS Coveney ,...,.....lqEl1'l Johnson ......f'ln'issie llloolcloolt .Addie Barrieklow ..,.....Robert Fowler A ..... Lillian lliinhergf .....,l?-eg'inald Steele ....Tl1o1nas O'l3Srien ..........l,enore Post .......lVlyrtie flolhnrn .fllorotliy Eneqlesliy .l. llowren Roach Assistants tal Drainatios Chl Debates ...., fel Mnsie ......... fdl llrleehanies ....... . fel Calendar ................., ffl lllill and ll'l'0llll0f'Y ffrl Senior fllass ,.,,,.... Chl Junior Class reee.ee,... til Sophomore Class Cjl Freslnnan t'lass Ckl B-ldreslnnan tllass lll Cll Literary Flditor ...,.......,...,......... Assistant Literary Editor ...... t2l Boys' Athleties .,,...,............ fill Girls' Athleties ..... fill Snapshots ,.,...... t5l Cartoons .... ffil Art ,.......,... KT? Flxehanege ..,.,.,,.,.,.......,......,..... ml Student Rody and Alininii...... ttll .lolces ........................................,......................... Our worlc progressed this year under several diftieulties whieh were due to the Faets that the sehools were separated: the calendars and sehednles made hy the editor were not followed hy the students ii. 9,'6'llGl'i1lZ and the hnsiness transactions were not properly settled at the time of their making. 'llhe present animal is not like the one that was originally planned. lint it is a Qood example of the work some of Turloekts students work- inej under qreat difficulties. 82 v rr B! SU H m H FP H5 H! I wish to thank all members of the staff for their help and especi- ally the volunteers who helped so much outside of the regular staff work. Charles Hohenthal, '22 A Report of the Business Manager Since I have held this office I have endeavored to reduce the cost of the Alert to the lowest possible level. I feel indebted to the editor- in-chief, Charles I-Iohentlial, for making this possible. At the time I am Writing, it is impossible to state the exact cost of the Alert, as com- plications are forever arising. However, it should not be over 55900.00 The zine etchings and half-tones used in this annual were made by the American Engraving and Colzor Plate Company of San Francisco. To receive the lowest possible price for the printing of the Alert I received bids from twelve firms. The prices ranged from 351000 to SF500. Of these offers the Turlock Tribune submitted the lowest figure. I owe thanks to those who in the slightest Way helped ine manage the Alert. I owe thanks to Mr. VV. Z. Ritchie, manager of the Service Department of the American Engraving and Color Plate Company, for his courteous service. I owe mv sister, Linda Berglund, thanks for the service she has rendered. George Berglund, '22, 84 Honor Roll The following students have obtained an average of at least A in all their subjects this year SENIORS Chester Arnold, Honoi Roll 4 vc us Rex Clark Myrtie Colburn, Honol Roll 4 xeais Lucille Coveney Esther Granberg Elmer MoCo1nbs Reegniald Steele .IUNIORS Vern an Jaeger Myrtle Larson Leone McBrayer Ruby Post Bertha Simms Eldon Thompson Lois Wilcox Chrissie VVool0ock SOPHCMCRES and FRESHMEN Franklin Carlson Samuel Epstein Gladys Swanson Vivian Thompson Clifford Vilolfe BEGINNING FRESHMEN Dick Crane Earl Johnson Utyficfe-1's-l'1'e-side-11t ,..,,,,,, ,....,,,, l iubert Fuwlfll' Vice-P1'eside11t .... ...... G uunar xY2iHStl'L1ll1 Secretary ......... . ,.. U orothy lvluglesby T1'ea5urer ,,,,., ..,. R ex Clark Colors-Blue and G old. ' Executive Committee 51 Student Body Report The affairs of the Associated Student Body have been very success- ful this year in spite of the prernonitions of ill that most of us felt at the beginning of the terin. YVe feared the worst and received the best. Vile feared that the separation of the schools would make a breach that would entirely ruin the wonderful co-operation that T. H. S. has always experienced. Under the leadership of an able president, supported by students who heartily upheld the standards of their school, our alma mater has once more weathered the difficult school conditions with which she has to contend. I The first meeting under the new regime was held September 26. lt was during this meeting that the proposition of our high school paper was brought up. This paper has been published free of charge to the Student Body as a whole, the individual student paying the small sum of five cents an issue. The High School Tribune has proved to be a very successful undertaking, and we sincerely hope that the enjoyment we had from the paper may be experienced again next year. The three dollar season ticket for all athletic events was also a new issue this term. The budget system, which was voted to be adopted the year 1921-22, proved to be the most difficult problem we had to solve. As all new systems it had to be tried befiorc becoming ideal. Next year will probably see the budget system in its best form. Under this sys- tem the girls' athletic department was joined to the boys. Turlock High showed her progressiveness by joining the Central Ualifornia Oratorical League, which will place us on the same level with the first class schools of the valley. The Alert, always the final achievement of the term, has been splendidly conducted in every particular. We can be assured that no effort was spared in putting out the Guest annual in the history of our school. ' Turlock High has lived up to her high standard in athletics and has taken her place in the foreground as she always has in previous years. Under the direction of two able coaches our teams distinguished theme seleves wherever they wlent, both in their clean playing, and their sportsman ship. Our Music Department has also advanced greatly, finishing a sne- cessful year with the flperetta Princess fllirysantliemuin.'' Vile again sent our president to the convention ol' student llfffll' presidents and he returned with a host of new ideas, many of which. doubtless, will be adopted for our own school governineiit. The Executive Uommittee ol' the S. H. has also had a very successful vear. Their meetings never lacked pep, thanks to the alililetic depart- inent, and all the business which was so successfully carried out 111 the S. H. first passed through this committee. 'We have also had our share of sorrow. and it is here with sincere regret that we must record the death of four of our finest students: 88 Donald Howe, Ruth Kyle, Richard Pearce and Melvin Ray. The school year was bnought to a climax with a very fine and original May Day program, under the direction of the girls' athletic coach. In retiring the officers of 1921-22 heartily wish the officers of 19227 23 as successful and interesting a year as they, themselves, have had. -Dorothy Englesby, '22. Spanish Club La Cuadrilla Alegre Los alumnos de la clase de espanol del Segundo ano realizando la importancia de tener un conocimiento de conversacion espanol de social y negocio han formado un Spanish Club. Este clube se llama La Cuadrilla Alegre, y los miembres de la organizacion verdaderamente viveu en conformidad con este nombre en los reunes. El monte del club es, El ejercicio hace maestro. Este mote explica el motivo de la organizacion-ejercitar practice espanol diario y ponerse maestros de el. El club ha adclautado tau hien que todos los micmhres sullen como hacer v segundar un proposicion en vercladero espanol. Los alumnos debe de su medro a la senora Roach quicn ayuala con las programas y rectifa los e1'1'o1'es que se hacen naturalniente. El Primer junto de la organizacion se hizo en Marzo cuando los siguiendos oiticiales fueran elegidosz El presidente ...... ....,.,..,..,.....,.. ..,... I J 11-ville tloveney El vicepresidente ...- - ..... Violet Nelson El secrctario-te1'se1'o .... ..... E dna Colburn El relator ,,.,.....,..........,................,........ - ....... Q-...Linnea Nelson El club 1-eune cados los viernes duralite el tiempo regular de la clase. Estas sf-sioims son en la orden de asuntos socinles o eu confcrencias de ofiicios. O11 huesped o una huespeda es IlO1DlJl'Z:H'll!, para preparar la progrania de los juntos. 89 Ala ultima sesion de negooios la huespeda pieio los alunmos quo sc imagen que esten en un retaurante. Comidas fueron exltregacios a los miembres y cada uno tenia que esoogel' suecomida. Este es solamente un ejemplo de la manera en que los reunes son ejecutados. Toda la conversaoion en el club a las sesiones de negfooios y durante la programa social es en espanol. E1 club traze un romeria de luz de la luna para el inmediato futuro y espera divertirse much al rio. E1 ejercioio en oonversacion espanol is muy praotioo y util a los alurnnos del club. Las sesiones son my interesantes y los estundiantes les gustan mucho y scienten que Valen Ve1'dade1'amente la pena. Linnea Nelson, '22, 90 'Fair 3 -1 , T H LETI C l i g. ff - By Robert Fowler The success of the Turlock High School in athletics this season has not been of the one hundred percent variety. In football all was rosy, and our eleven swept almost everything in its path. Our basketball season was, however, anything but successful. Baseball, up to the time this book went to press, was again meeting the standard set by this school. Follows a resume 'of tl1e game so that the readers of this liter- ary gem may form their own opinions. October lst witnessed the opening of the football season on the local lot. Stockton walloped us by a score of 33 to 0. The defeat was charged to lack of experience and over-confidence. YVe learned a very good lesson. October 14-On the above date, the Blue and Gold warriors tangled with Ceres on the latter's iield in the first league game of the season. Turlock wion, but only after a hard fight. Critser, VVallstrum, Hoobyar and Kreischer showed up well. Score: Turlock, 143 Ceres. 7. October 27-Turlock again journeyed to Oeres, winning this time by a score of 33 to 0. Peres claimed she had no chance, with Brick Petty, star quarter-back, out of her line-up. Kimsey and Zipser made long gains by the forward pass route. Hloobyar made two touch-downs. October 29-Turlock warriors journeyed to Stockton with their hearts full of vengeance. 'Flverything came our way for the first half, and at the end of that period Turlock led the Slough City lads 7 to 0. The second half opened with Vllallstrum and Hoobyar out of the back field, and substitutes in their places. The game ended with the score standing in Stockton 's favor, 28 to 7. Vile still remember Stockton 's clean sportsmanship. ---On the above date Turlock came out on the long end of a 36 to 0 score at Patterson. Vllillis, a new man on the team. did some fancy forward passing. Hoobyar and Vllallstrum made many yards for Turlock. Patterson fought hard, but needs experience. Modesto Junior Clollege's much tooted eleven paid us an enjoyable visit on this particular afternoon and returned home sad at heart. Vilillis scored several times and everybody helped willingly. Score: Turlock, 533 Junior College, 0. ' November 12-Now comes the big game oi' the year-Turlock vs. Modesto, for the county championship. at Turlock. Moflesto's line out weighed Turlock's, by fifteen pounds to the man. The game was Ol FOOTBALL TEAM Modesto's for the first quarter, and Turlock was pushed hard to pre- vent the Red and Black from scoring. Early in the second quarter Critser grabbed Modestcfs forward pass out of the air and ran 90 yards for a touch-down. The first half ended, Modesto, Og Turlock, 7. Mo- desto scored once in the second half, tying the score. Then Zipser made a touch-down on Sl2I'EllZ01',S funibleand Criser kicked the field goals. Score: Modesto, 7, Turlock, 20. Hooray for Critser and Zipser. 1 November 25-On the above date Sacra.mento's second team fur- nished the competition for the Blue and Gold eleven on the local field. Sacramento didn 't furnish much competition either, as the locals beat them 33 to 0. All the boys Were in good condition and Hoobyar worked hard. December 2-The football season ended with a. two-game series with Madera, Turlock Winning them both. Madera beat us last year, and yea, verily, revenge is sweet. Turlock beat Madera here by a score of 13 to 0. At Madera the Blue and Gold won by a scare of 31 to 7. Gaines won, 8, games lost, 2. The following men were on the squad: Uenters, Fiorini, Swagerg halfs, Vllallstrum, Hoobyar, Howe, Bart- man. VVillisg quarter, Critser fcaptainlg ends, Zipser, Kimsey, Rosen: full-back, Kriecherg tackles, Melvin, Brockway, Spaing guards, Brooks, Myer. Spain and Mead. The Regulars-Hoobyar, VVallstrum and VVillis, half-backs, Crit- ser. quarter-back: Zipser, Kimsey, ends, Brockway. Melvin, tackles, Kriecher, full-back, Brooks, Mead, Spain, guards, Fiorini, center. Basketball g It is with sadness that I relate our experiences in basketball this season. I hope my readers will pardon my brevity in the telling ol' our experiences, because 'T experience a dull pain when I dwell too llong upon the subject. December 2-The first league game was played at Oakdale and the latter team won by a score of 34 to 29. Turlock lacked practice and was handicapped by Oakdale's cigar box court. 'December 9-Modesto Won the second league game from us. Score, '29 to 21. Critser played well for the locals. The game ended in dark- ness and was extremely rough throughout. January l3 fF'ridayl-Flriday, the lfitli, was not a jinx for Turlock High. VVe Walloped Oakdale on this date by a score of 38 to 17. Marvin Pritser and his brother, Loren Clritser, both played Well. Captain Wall- struvn played a Wonderful game at guard. Zioser tried to play guard and forward at the same time in this game and Was not altogether suc- cessfnl. January Q0-Turlock's quintet locked liorns with Merced 's Ameri- can Tlegion team. and was pretty Well roughed. The ceiling was low and the floor like glass. Zipserls absence from the Turlock line up 93 BASKETBALL TEAM BASEBALL TEAJI didn't help the locals any, either. Merced won by a score of 22 to 13. January 27-Modesto came to play us a return game. The contest resembled a faatball game, more than a basketball fracas. The game was pretty close for the first few moments, but Turlock soon took the lead, and kept it. The game ended with the score in our favor, 24 to 11. Critser made the most of our points, but all of the men played well. February 3--Fremont High from Oakland snowed the locals under by a score of 37 to 25 on the local floor upon the above date. Turlock was off form, and had little chance to win. Fremont, also had a good team. VVHllSlZI'1llI'l and Sunderland were both put out for rough- ness. February ll-Turlock for the second time in two years beat Oak- land Vocational High. McPherren played a cracker-jack game, scoring 10 of Turlock's 36 points. Critser and Sunderland divided 8 points between them. Final score, Turlock, 36, Vocational High, 22. February 18-Turlock journeyed to Livermore and took an awful drubbing. The locals bumped into a good tea.1n, and were off form at the same time. This combination will beat any team on earth. Liver- more had 34 points and Turlock had 11 when the final whistle blew, February 25-Turlock accepted Selma's hospitality on the above date and the Blue and Gold boys were again beaten. Too small a gym, the fellows complained upon their return. v Score: Selma, 24: T. H. S., H. A banquet, given after the game, somewhat counteracted the thing of defeat. Critser says that Selma 's trade mark The Home of the Peach, is just about right. March 2-Tiivermore paid us a visit and went home extremely ill. Turlock won. Score 25 t.o lfi. The game was close, the first half ending with the score standing 13 to 13. Zipser played the best game of his career and that is saying plenty. Uaptain TVflllSl1l Ull'l let nothing get by him at any tiinc. Sunderland played a great defensive game. This game closed the basketball season for '21 and '22, The following men played tln'oug'hout the year: ' Forwards. tlritser and lvl-4'PllOl'l'Cl1Q center, Snnderlandg guards, Zipser and Wallstrinv- Substitutes, Swanson and Smith. , Games Vllon, 4, games lost, 6. Baseball March 22-The baseball season opens with Ceres battling 'the locals on the home diamond. Swager on the mound pitched good for the Blue and Gold nine. Turlock won by a score of 9 to 3. Duffy col- lected some nice hits. lilarch 29-Modesto Junior Clollege and T. TT. S. staged a comedy on the home diamond on the above date. The game ended with the score tied 12 to l2. There is litftle to tell and besides this report is not 95 supposed to be amusing. Safe to say, however, the runs were not earned off Swager. Football Personals Critser, the little captain and quarter-back, was a spectacular run- ner and was as slippery as an eel. Sawed Off was also there when it came to kicking and passing. Wallstrom was a fast man at halfback. It was good-night when Red got loose in a broken field, because he was surely hard to catch. Melvin was the largest and one of the best men on the team. He was usually the the irst one down the field and smeared many runs from his position at guard. Brooks, the other guard, came next in size and had a habit of fall- ing on anyone who happened to be in his way. He was also the cham- pion ' ' sponge swallower. Spain, at tackle, was a stone wall. He messed up a good many of the opponents' plays behind their line and strengthened the back- iield when called upon. Brockway, who held down the other tackle position, was a great defensive player and was usually found in the largest pile up. Fiorini, our undersized center, was always there with the fight, and although he was usually opposing the largest man on another team, he always showed up well. Kimsey, end, played a wonderful defensive game. Very few and very far between were the plays that circled his end. Zipser, who held up the other end of the line, was a great man for receiving passes. He was always pulling them out of the air for long gains. Kreischer, our fullback, was hard to hurt and harder at hitting. After helping 'Berkeley High to fame last year, he transferred to T. H. S. to be a brick on our line. V Hoobyar, our right-halfback, is a spirited and persistent player. That Luke plays to win was shown best at the Stockton and Madera games. He also won honors in the Sacramento game, along with a broken collar bone. After an absence of two years, Vllillis returned to Turlock to lend his support to the local eleven as half and fullback. That it wfas sup- port that he gave was shown in the Modesto games where he hit hard and hit often. 96 The County Track Meet For the first time in years Turlock, on the above date, Won the County Track Meet. Turlock competed with seven other schools, namely: Modesto, Oakdale, Sonora, Ripon, Ceres, Escalon and Patter- son. Marvin Oritser and Lauren Sunderland were the big point getters for the locals and Loren Oritser proved that he is going to bea World heater. Here is the way the lv-ys finished and their time: 120 POUND C11 ,ASS -H0 yard dash--Lewis CMD, Bihens COD, McC'allum CSD, DVinkie CTD. Time 56.3. 170 yard dash-M C'ri'rser CTD, Shadlich COD, li. Oritser CTD, Arollo CTD. Time 18.4. 880 vard dash--Jeweit COD, Winkie CTD. Smith CTD, Bihens COD. Time 2:18. 100 yard dash-M. Oritser CTD, McMath COD, Ti. Oritser CTD, 'Kitchel COD. Time 10:33. 120 yard lmrdles-A-Alway CMD. Andrews COD, Hard CRD, McMillan 1. COD. 'l11iie1h:1, 220 yard clash-eglulfllicli COD .-Xrollo CTD. Noise CSD, Siiiiiison COD. D Time 24:0. A Mile run-Swanson CED, Smith CTD, liorha COD, .Tewrett COD. Time 5:14 fi-5. 220 yard lm huv'41lnQ-.-,Xmlww COD. Service CTD, Hard CRD, Mclilfillau COD. Time 28:53. Ove Mile PelaveeeOa fl:ile. Turlock. Nfmlesto, Fimnora. Time 3:44 3-5 Oiscus- AlDlcMath COD Hard CVD. Kitchell COD Fee CTD. 97 feet 3 in. Pole Vault-Alv'ay2CMD, Viiiitmaii CRD. M. Oritser CTD, Kimsey CTD, tied for third. 10 feet 6 in. , Plmnino- Bread .Tu-im-M. C ri'rser CTD. Van Arsdale- CMD, Andrews COD Johns CMD. 18 feet 3 in. 97 Eight Pound Shot Put-Fee CTD, Van Arsdale CMD, Evans COD, Mayer CSD. 45 feet. 1 in. High Jump-MeMath COD, Johns CMD, Tieedom CTD, Alway CMD, Kitchell COD and Gaston CTD tied for fourth place. 5 feet. 4 in. T-lop, Step and Jump-Smith CTD, Valverde CSD, .lewett COD, Morse CSD. 26 feet 5 in. UNLIMITED CLASS 440 yard dasli-Fleniing CMD, 'Wallstruin CTD, Zipser CTD, Soreni CMD. Time 52 :2. 170 yard dash-Bogie CSD, Barhain CCD, Edwards CMD, Oyer CTD. Time 18:1. 890 yard dash-Fleming' CMD, Zipser CTD, Painey CTD, Tiamhert CMD. Time 2:05 3-5. 100 yard dash-Bogio CSD. DYilhite CMD, Tlarhznn COD, Oyer CTD. Tinie 10:2. - 120 yard hurdles-Sunderland CTD, Spent-er CC'D, Fogarty CMD, Mar- shall CSD. Tiine 17 seeonds. 220 yard dash-VVilhite CMD, Edwards CMD, Howe CTD, Vliagner CED. Time 23:33. Mile Run-Lambert CMD, Fiorini CTD, Merenda COD, Ayers CMD. Tinie 5:04. 220 yard low hurdles-Spent-er COD, -DVHllSl'1'l11'l1 CTD, N0lDonald CSD, Biegelow CTD. Time 26 flat. One Mile Relay-Modesto, Turlock, Ripon Sonora. Time 3:20 3-5. Uiseus-Gerkin CMD Sunderland CTD, Gilhert CRD, Parks COD. Distance 113 feet 51-2 in. Pole Vault-Smith COD liiarhain COD. and Maze CMD. tied For seeond plaee, VVheeler CPD, and Brown CRD, tied For third plaee. Dis- tance 10 feet. Broad Jl1111D-S1111Cl0l'l21l'Ifl CTD, Tlardie CMD, DVallstrinn CTD, Oannon COD. Oistanee 20 'feet 3-4 in. 12 Pound Shot Put-Gerkin CMD. Oorson CMD. Parks COD and Shoop- inan COD tied for third plaoe. Melvin CTD. Distanee 47 feet 1 in. Tligh .linnp-lT'leniin9,' CMD 'Prolmert CPD and Spent-er CC'D. tied For third, Hardie CMD and Philips CSD, tied for fourth. Height 5 feet -L in. Hop, Step and .lurnp---lioario CSD. Fogarty CMD, Brown CRD, Riehards CSD. Distance 27 feet 10 in. Seventeeen eounty revords, many of whieh had stood for years, were smashed at the meet. Turloelr proved to he a dark horse in this eontest and surprised everyone, even Uoaeh Lancaster. 'By the wav, hei'fn'e we nroeeed, a great deal ol' eredit is dne the little eoaeh For his Work this year. SPOT?-lll11l'lOC'ili. 100 1-3, Modesto. 90 1-3: Oalrdale, 74 1-IZ: Sonora. 33 1-ID, Ripon, 10 1-2: C'eres. 16: Iisealon, Ci- 'Patters'-n, One van readily see hy the seores that Turlock had little to snare. 1Ve won hy iust one point, but it was enough. 98 Gymnasium Gymnasium has been the source of much enjoyment and of Very few Wails this year. Miss Halliday, our instructor, should be credited for this. VVe find time to do many different things. There are setting up exercises, walks, folk dances, track, and lectures ton rainy daysl. We have games, too, peppy games, such as captain basketball, and volley- ball, and especially baseball, which we are crazy about. The thrill of the ery Bat'er up makes this game popular with the girls. On some days an imaginative observer might have been terror- stricken at what he saw. Surely they do not have bears and ducks running loose, he would exelaim. His hallucinations can, however, be easily forgiven. Have you no imagination? Girls' Basketball Under the able supervision of Miss Halliday, the basketball girls have been able to 'form a wonderful team, comprised of Freshmen and Sophomores only. Flven though the girls are smaller in size than girls of any team they have eompeted with, they have been able, except for one game, to bring victory to Turlock. Although the team does not belong to any basketl all league, the girls will be presented with block 'tT's. These are the winged goddesses, who throw their wicked pellets: forwards, Elizabeth Ulivas, Astrid llelbon, Captain, guards, Minnie llalverson, Sylvia Brier, side center Vera Grive ' touch center Doris Johnson. Une feature of a. basketball entertainment of which most ol' ns are probably unaware is the real feeds the girls give to their visitors 7 f yr a following the games. To these the boys and their visitors are alsc invited. Follow the Games Dee. 22, 1922-'llhe first game of the season was with Newman. The Jan Jan Feb girls played a splendid, clean game, earrying home a score ot' 20-Q. 20, 1922-'llhe return game with Newman was played on our court This game was a fast one. Although the Newman girls werl quick and had splendid team work our girls put one over on them and won with a score ol' 8-5. 28-The girls' and boys' teams traveled together to Merced for this game. As in the other games, speed and team work won the game. Score 20-14. 4-Betty tossed the goals for the game played with the Modesto Girl Reserves. The score was 39-fl in our favor. 'Nuff said. ' 99 GIRLS BASKETBALL Feb. lil-Again our girls tripped out of town. This time it was to Patterson, where they staged a rough free for all hattle. Our girls heing unused to rough handling won the game hy one point -only. After the game the girls were given a feed, where peace relations were again restored. Feh. 17-Next the girls placed their fate in the hands of Livermore. This game hrought ai total of six victories for Turlock. Three cheers for them! Feh. 25-Thinking they would surely he ahle to cut another notch for victory, the team was glad to accept a challenge from Selma. Fight and fight hard they did, hut they were ohliged to accept defeat with a score of 7-17. The rafters of the gymnasium, they reported, did not agree with their hall. Mar. 3-interesting, and interesting too, from the fact that the score was 15-6 in our favor, was the return game played with Livermore. liivermore put up a good fight hut accepted defeat loyally, acknowledging the superiority of our team. Annual May Day Fete and Exhibition The annual N ay Day Fete was held on the high school campus on Nay 15th, l922. The interesting program which was ditlierent from any which has ever heen given here hetore, was greatly enjoyed hy a large and enthusiastic audience. Shortly after three o'cloclr a long procession of girls made their appearance on the scene. Little Marjorie Nichols looked very sweet and fairy-like in her flui'l'y red tarlatan dress. She acted as crown- hearer, and marched at the head of the procession. Then came the coach and its ten white horses. The coach was composed of forty girls, marching four abreast. Ten girls marching two ahreast were the white horses. Each girl carried a flower-decked streamer which was fastened to the canopy over the Queen. The Queen, Kathryn Heuring, looked very charming in her flowing roles of delicate green, and rode on the shoulders of two ot' the inemhers of the coach. Glorine Porath, the coachman, also rode on the shoulders of two girls. Following the coach came the other participants in the program, who took their places to the left and right oi' the Oueenls throne. Then ensued a heantifnl dance hy the Queen and her atendants. fthe horsesl, after which the Queen was crowned hy Marjorie Nichols, and took her place on the throne to preside over the remainder of the program. After the crowning of the Queen. the four elements gave their dances. Della. Burchard represented Fire, Uhrissie iWoolcook, VVater: Alice Kimzey, Earth: 'Flleanor Tracey fXir. The girls were dressed very heautifully and each carried a symhol of her element. They danced unusually gracefully. 101 At the conclusion of a song by the Boys' Glee Club the audience was surprised by the appearance upon the scene ol' two jesters and n Canterbury horse. The eoinieal jesters were Astrid llelbon and Gladys Swanson. The inimitable jockey was Muriel McAuliffe. The Fa nous trio niuch ainused the Queen, her court, and the spectators with a grand display of tumbling stunts and fancy paces. All wlent well until the iniddle of a fancy trot the horse broke his back, evidently from over- exertion. Poor horsiel The following' dances were given by groups of girls, all of whom danced very Well. Reap the Flax tSwedishlg Tennis Drill, Mountain March CNorweigianlg Seven .lumps Cllanishlg Scare tlrow Daneeg Klappadans fSWedishDg Milkmaids' Revel, and the May 'Pole Dance. VVait a minute! The better half H! U ofthe school also had a share in the progrrain. The boys pulled off some tumbling, rolling' and jufnp- ing stunts which were really reinarkable. Mr. 'Lancaster is surely some good coach! At the close of the program the Queen and her court left in the same formation in which they entered. Miss Halliday, the girls' physical training instructor, deserves great credit for being able to carry out so elaborate a program with such great success. The exhibit of school Work, held that same afternoon and evening, was excellent. More de- partments Were represented this year than ever before, and as a whole the exhibit was one of the best in the history of the school. -Virginia Ellsburg, '22, 102 ORCHESTRA BOY'S GLEE Ji 7 X? ip!! I XAJ .llaiwriiri On February 17, 1922, the Boys' and Girls' Glee and Orchestra gave their annual concert, under the direction of Mrs. Roach, at the Methodist church. All the music that was played and sung was en+ tirely new material. The Boys' Glee was particularly splendid. The program for the evening was as follows: 4 ' I-tal El Capitann .................................... ............................... S ousa tbl Les Adieuxn ............................ .......... P ablo de Saraste Orchestra H- Roses from the South ........... Q ...... ........... S t1'auss Girls' Glee TTI-Cal Tinkers' Chorus ...................i..... ......... D e Koveu fbi The Owl and the 'Pussy Fat ,..... ' 'Boys' Glee TV- A Darkey Lullabyl' ...............,......... VT: 4 VT Vll-' ' Serenade ' ' Mixed I-illUl'llS Miss Dorothea Vignolo -Cal VVhen the Hues of llayliglnt Fade ,,,, . fbi The Fisherman .....,.....,,....................,... L Mrs. Roach and Girls' Glec O Thou Sublime, Sweet Evening' Stair ..........,.. ..,.. Saxophone Solo-Lloyd Ullberg ....-....De. Koven ....,..Dvorali ...Schubert .,.,,.....Becl1tel ...,.Gahussi , .... lllagner 'Violins-Misses Olson, Barricklow, 'Diukleman and Franklin Carlson Vlll-fab Night Bells .,.,,..,.,.,.,................,.................,..........,.... Vincent Url Blow Soft Wiuris ................... ............. V invent Girls' Glee IX-fail Old Black Joe ....................... ......,. F oster-.leromc fbi Call John ,,.,...,,.,.......,............. .................... Bradberg Boys' Glee Ar-companists ,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,.,,,, Miss Dorothea Vignolo, Miss Lydia Erdman Director .......... ......,,............................................ li Irs. Frances Roach 105 Music Report On the evening of May 12, the Musical Department, under the direction of Mrs. Frances Roach, a.ided by Mrs. Pulcifer, entertained and admiring audience with a clever Japanese Operetta, The Princess Chrysantlieinuinf' Beautiful coloring and combinations of tints helped greatly in giving to the whole production an atmosphere of flowers and trees and birds that are always thought of in connection with that country of blossoms, Japan. Chrissie Woolcoclc, very sweetly and with great ability, interpreted the part of Princess Chrysanthemum, and Gun- nar Wallst1'o1n was pompous in the part of her f'Iniperial Pa,', the great and merciful Emperor What-For-VVl1i. Ru- dolph Ferguson as Prince So-Tru, dis- played inimitable abilityt indicative of past experiencej as the valiant lover and protector of the fair Princess. The Villain, So-Sli, was cleverly portrayed by Richard Steele in his attempts to win the heart and hand of the Princess. Howren Roach, encased in the costume of Saucer-Eyes, the VVizard Cat, was a. laughter-provoking creature as, accom- panied by his green-clad sprites, he performed his queer little antics. Louisa CRISSIE WOOI-COCK Connor who aided the Princess in escap- ing from the clutches ol' the villain made a charming Fairy Moonbeam as she sweetly sang a song of love. Carol Johnson was very good in his portrayal of Top-Not, the Lord High Chamberlain. Dorothea V ignolo, as Tu-Lip, one ofthe four attendants of the Princess, sang a soothing, restful lullaby in her usual pleasing manner, and Lucille Coveney, Chin-Chin, as leader of the chorus, also sang a Very beautiful solo. Those who comprised the chorus were: Ada Roberts, Lucille Clov- eney, Agnes Zimmerman, Ethel Brock, Irma Brock, Helen Lundgren, Clesta Connor, Lillian Vlfeddle, Frances Norvelle, Helen Keast. The little green sprites were :Rose Arakelian, Gertrude Smith, Ruth Dixon, 'Dorothy Hoover, Florence Vartanian, Marie Clayton, Edith An- derson and Edna Anderson. The dainty fairies were: Katherine Lawson, Oma Lawson, Florence Lowe, Freda Stubbs, Ethel Gilliland, lun Olson, Helen Gallison and Mabel Schmidt. Alice Kimzey, Dorothy Engleshy, Dorothea Vignolo and Dorothy Smith acted as To-To, Yum-Yum, Tu-Lip, and Du-Du. respectively, maidens of the Princess. Clarence Carlquist and Luther Hoobyar were attendants of the Emperor. 106 Between the first and second acts, Jeannette Johnson and Marion Sandberg rendered a piano duet and Mrs. Lund played a Violin solo, Meditation from '4Thais, accompanied by Miss Naemy Delbon. In the intermission between the second and third acts, Reginald Steele played an organ solo which was followed by a vocal solo, By the W3t6I'S of Minnetonka given by Miss Ruth Spencer. She Was accom- panied by Miss Delbon and Mrs. Lund. -Dorothea Vignolo, '22. 107 GIRLS' GLEE CLUB SENIO R PLAY CAST JUNIOR PLAY CAST ALL THE YYORLIVS A STAGE. P-tShalcespearel Drainaties i11 Turlock High this year have been confined largely to class presentations although the Freshmen and Sophomore classes organized a dramatic society shortly after the first semester. The Senior and Junior class plays were sensations of the season. Both classes, in clioosing their casts, resorted to organized try-outs which proved liighly successful and resulted in some excellent dramatic talent being unearthed. SENIOR PLAY The 'Private Secretary, presented by the Senior class at thc California Theatre on March 17, was undoubtedly the hiegqcst success of any school play that has heon staged hy a class of Turlock High. Manaefm' 'llhall of the California Theatre said, lt was the biggest house T have ever seen at an amateur show. The cast would do credit to many professional casts. The success of the play was dne mainly to the coaching of Mrs. Pauline Pnlcifcr, ahly assisted by Miss Adelaide Graham. The cast was as follows: Mr. Narsland ...........,...................... ......... F' rancis Howe Harry Mai-sland this nephew? ..,. ,.,..., anl Brockway' Mr. tlatterniole .......................,........... ........ l van AQIIQW Douglas Cattermole this nephew! ........ ,............. li' 'GX Clark Rohm-t Spalding' ,,,.,.,....,......,.............,,......,.. .....c R eqinald Steele Sidney Gil-son ttailor oi' Bond Htrcetl .... .,,.. T futher Hoobyar .Tohn tthe hntlerl ,,,..................i.............,.... ,........ f 'a1'Ol J0l1l1S011 Knox t a, Writ server, ., ,,,,, ' ...,.. Rer11al d HGCl111EU1 Miss Marsland .............,.................. ......' l 3or0tlW EU9JlGSlJY Eva Wtehster ther companionl ,... ,..... U orothea Vignolo 'Migg Ashfmwl ----.,,,---,,,,,,,,,,,,,-,-,,,,,,, ....,., h lVl'ilG COUWUTH Mrs. Stead ta landladyj ...... Lucille Coveney 110 junior Play--- Mrs. Temple's Telegram The Junior class staged their annual production at the California Theatre on April 7, to a well filled house with creditable success. The play centered around Mr. Temple and the result of an alibi which he resorts to in explaining to l1is wife why he arrived home at an extreniely late, or rather early hour, of the morning. Those who witnessed the production say that when they are married they will never tell Friend Wife a single fib. The cast was as follows: Jack Temple .,.......,........,... ..... Frank Fuller .. .Erle Hendrickson .....Howard Hjlein Captain Sharp ,.... .....,............ R oy Oyer Wigson ....,......... .......,. T honias O'Brien John Brown ....,... ..,... ' nllowren Roach Mrs. J. Tteinple ...... .,...., Fl thel Soderstrom Dorothy ...........,... .......,.,.... E Velyn Lund Mrs. 'Fuller ......,. .......i. ................. L ' hrissie llloolcock Mrs. Brown ..l.. .........,Ruth Logan Dramatic Club The Freshmen and Sophomore llrainatic Uluh organized during' the year, staged only one farce, A Nice Quiet Chat, which showed that the lower classinen possess rlrainatic ahility. The cluh was organized with the following officers: President .,.........,........... ....... F ranklin Uarlson Vive-President ....... ....... B arthol Pearce Secretary .......,.,. ..,........... V era Striplin -Ivan Agnew, '22, 111 v i i STANISLAUS COUNTY l'7l71BATlNtl TJCACIITE ln the tlounty lreaeque this year Turloek has opened up a new phase ol' debating: ln previous years debates were more or less cut and dried attairs. The constructive speeches and even the rebuttal speeches were memorized before the debate came oft. Thus debating in this county had resolved, itself' into mere deelamation ot previously written speeches. This method kills the give-and-take which is necessary in order to realize the utmost from a debate. This year Turlock High proposed to do away with memorized speeches in the -County League debates. However, the other schools would not consent to this arrangement. Sincere in its convictions, Turlock cast memorized dope aside and introduced extemporaneous debating. The result is that our debates have become more spirited and worth going' to hear, even thouegh we have tower sf-alps on our belts. For Turlock debaters were necessarily plaeed under a handicap in switebina t'ro1n memorized work to real debating, where one thinks on one's Feet. This is especially true sinee our rivals followed the old system. The judeqes in awarding' the decision for a debate, consider two thinegs-argument and deliverv-and delivery is often aiven the lmlk ol' the eonsideration. lt is evident that a debater who delivers a mem- orized speech which has been praetieed time and agfain for ettect can deliver it in a more polished manner than a person who Qqives his arqn- ment on his Feet without previously havinaf written it ont. Thus, Tnrloek's debators have tread upon delieate ground in np- holding the honor of' Alma Mater in the flonnty Tieafrue. Nevertheless. they have done well. Manv new debaters have been placed on the teams this year. Flveryone who desired a chance was given an opportunity to try out For debate. NVhile we have not won all ot' our debates. we certainly have done somethinsr of which to be proud. Fine material has been developed For next year's teams, and the persons who have indulfled in the sport of Hslinegine words have really eqotten somethin! out ot' their work. The sehedule as planned and followed out in the Uounty lieaque this year was as follows: 112 First Delxato-liesolvml: 'Phat the Philippine Islands should he g'ranted their independence. Our 2lfl:fll'Tll21tlV0, wliivh was supported lay Ballard White and Rex Clark, lost to Patterson. Dorothy Hoover and Robert Fowler, our ne,fz'a.tive team, came home from Modesto with a two to one decision in their favor. V Soeond Debate-Resolved: That immigration of all laboring classes should he prohibited for an indefinite period. We lost both sides of this debate. Esther Ann Stewart and Francis Howe made up our affirmative team. Our negative team consisted of 'llhomas Strother and Luther Hoobyar. Third Debate-Resolved: That the United States' Coastwise ship- ping should he exempted from Panama Canal tolls. Our affirmative team, consisting of Thomas Strother and Lloyd Ullberg, won their debate unanimously. Linnea Nelson and Chester Arnold who supported the negative at Newman, lost by a two to one decision. Debates won, 25 debates lost, 4. 113 WIUNTY D EIIATOKS CENTRAI. CALIFORNIA DEBATORS Central California Debating lVe have met the eneniy and victory is ours. This is the story of Turlock 's debates with Stockton this year. Vile have had one dual debate with Stockton, and as this paper goes to press we are preparing for another dual debate. The question for the first debate was: R-esolved that Japan should he allowed to colonize the Maritime Provinces of Sibera. Ballard White and Lloyd Ullberg, upholding the affirmative, won from Stock- ton bv a two to one decision. Robert Fowler and lvan Agnew, who supported our negative at Stockton, won unanimously. 'Phe question for the second debate is: Resolved that Ualifornia should adopt the 'Kansas lndustrial Courts' Plans. 'Bertha Sinnns and 'Dorothy Hoover upheld the affirmative. George Rerglund and Rex Clark journeyed to Stockton to uphold our negative. The reason that Turlock 's and Stockton 's debates are praise- worthy is that the members of the teams of both schools speak extem- poraneously. The debates are interesting because each side clashes in a word battle, which really tests the cleverness and the ability of the debaters. i Turlock has produced not only fine athletes, but she has produced fine debaters, fine actors, and fine orators. Our school is not one-sidedg it is well-balanced in its various activities and of this we are proud. 115 Central California Debating and Oratorical League Oratory T ' 'tHe that saveth. his life shall lose it. These words, sound fa niliar Indeed they are a quotation frozn Paul Broekway's oration on Tho Message ot' Tolstoif' Paul, who was Turloek's representative, took second place in the 'Uentral Valifornia Oratorical Contest. llis oration was second only to that of Thomas Quinn, who was said to be a nat- ural born oratoi-, and who has won first place now For the third time. Y T lhere was a good deal of competi- tion for the honor of representing our school al Modesto. The two closest contestants were Paul Brockway and liuther Hoohyar. These two fellows contested he-fore the Student Body to See which one could deliver the hc-st oration. After the tive judges had consulted for half a day, Paul ref-eived three decisions and Luther two. This was keen competition, and it is the kind that should he displayed in all our indoor sports. lt helped greatly - - -i to spur 'Brockway on to make the fine showing that he did. H: hluuh credit should he given Miss: Spraeqne who coached the delratere and oratore this year. Neither must we forget the fine support which our School gave our representative at Modesto. Over one hundred and fifty students went to Modesto to cheer Paul on. This shows real spirit and pep ot which any school might he proud. A Ae the years eo luv sleeping srenii, as they might he called, are uncovered and developed to the benefit of themselves and our com- munity. Two years aego we had not thought of entering an oratorieal contest. This year we have entered one and come out with second place. This is indeed a worthy showing for our school. V -Rex Clark, 322. 115 . 1 X44 ! 1 l W - 4 l F if K L Rose, just before starting for Nile's Canyon Senior Ditch Day: Gee, Ibn freezing. Hope we start soon. Page Bob. Ruth Stocklnan was sporting a new dress which boasted an aeoordion-pleated skirt. Ruth: How do you like niy new dress? Bernard Hedman: Fine, hut why the wrinkled skirt? Ain't the ignorance of men just too awful? Reg Steele had been standing for such a long time that one fair damsel at least took compassion on him, thusly: 'Lucille C.: Reggie, don 't you get tired of supporting yourself? Reg, blushing: ls that a proposal ? Kathleen O'Brien, looking on a county track meet: O Boy! So many records are being broken around here l fear we won 't have much musie left. Merrill -lllGCllHZ'll'l was showing Gladys Coveney a pack of cards on the backs of which were the picture of a girl dipping' her feet in a brook. Gladys: lsn't Laughing Water a pretty name for her? Merrill: I call her Giggling Aqua. Lucille: Yes, my ehum lives with a married family in San lose. Kathryn Heuring: My legs a1'e too long. 'Kathleen O'Brien: My legts are just rif.rlit. They're just loneg enough to reach the ground. Mr. Ratzell, after proposing' a question in Assembly: l know it's sudden, but lots of questions are sudden so l've been told! Reg ': 'Ll fell off a sixty-'foot ladder todayf, Vesta U.: Goodness it.'s a wonder you werenlt killed! Reg,': Oh, l only fell off the first round. Mr. Peek: T told you to notice when that solution boiled over. llauren S.: UT did. lt was a quarter of two. Della B.: Stop your flatteries or l shall put my hands over my ears. Marvin U.: 0h. your lovely hands are much too small. Tiost-l7'ifty-vent eleetrie fat reducer. Finder please return.-Rus sol Spain. Personal-Love making tauelit in French and S1Ji'lI1lSll-TfL1C'llll? 199 Coveney and Rose Roach. Waiited-A. girl that I can take out the second time.-Lester Thompson. , - I Courtesy of clerk of Hotel Alexandra: Monsieur Henri Roncheau and valet, .V Paris, France. ' Mr. J. P. Ratzell and valise, Turlock, Cali- forniil. This is an essay aproinising freshman ff. turned in on the Mewl : L ' ' i t L I The mewl is a hardier animal than the ,Q 7 ! geese or the turkey. Tt has two legs to pg ' standon and two to kick with and wears x Lf its wings on the side of its head. lt is W very backward about coming forward. - t Q X l t'Old Glory. c.. Bible Student Cpreaching his first ser- C R R M n o 1 O u 1 P - the divine lI1fl1111GlI1OI1, to cast out the sick, monj: My friends, I am trying to follow Z. heal the dead, and raise the devil. ' f Howard H.: HI want some medicine to reduce flesh. P 2,2 A ' llruggistz Anti-fatlll' f' Howard H.: UNO, it's father. Prof.: How many wars has England X fought with Spain? TWH'-, ilgt Student: t'Six. ,faq Prof.: 'LEU11l1191'HtG them. .4 TA' 52, Student: One, two, three, four, five, '- T mr' f 'fl'M There was a young person named Willie ' lYhose actions were what you'd call silly, ... Q X Fe Werrt to a hfill, H A , i Jressec in not iing at a , 6' Y Pretending to represent While. d C. Pelican. -fail f I Soph: What'll we dot? italy Senior: t'T'll spin a coin. lf it's heads A we go to the movies, if it's tails We go to f e a n the dance, and if it stands on edge, we'll D 'H ' study. -U. I . Pelican. Peck: lVhat is the most common conductor of electricity? Fat H. :' 'NVhy-er-er ! Peck: Correct, what is the unit hy which we measure electricity? Fat: The what, sir'? . 1922: Did you see that movie called Oliver Twist? Fresh: Yes, and say, wouldn't that make a peach of a hook? 123 I once saw a girl named Louise Wl1CJSG dress barely covered her knees, Her neck, too, was bare, When she felt the cold air She cried, Get my muff or I'll freeze. -U, C. Pelican. She: I like your cigarette holder. He: I never use one. She: Don't be so densefl I I Wish to present my latest philanthropic Work, my book, Sim- plified Spelling. Sells at reduced price. Invaluable to students. See Donald Ratzell at once. Lost, strayed or stolen-My interest in History 3.-Dee Kimzey. Found-Love at first sight.-George Gotobed. Lost-Love. Please return to Carol Johnson. Lost-Ford crank. Reward. -Clifford Swanson. Wanted-A paciiier for Paul Brockway and Francis Howe in Eng- lish Wanted G rant. 'Flunk cards. Vllan ted Uritser. lVan ted Nichol s. 3.-Miss Spencer. -A private jitney for short trips. Reliable driver.-Miss A heautiful young' girl with pleasant smile to hand out YVan ted- -L. Nichols. -'I'o meet any young lady Wishing' a safe companion.-M. Someone to answer foolish questions for Orlando.-Mr. liost-lillectric curling iron. Reward.-Violet Nelson. YVan ted 'Wanted VV an ted ing upward. Wanted- -A pair ot' second-hand specks. -Myrtie C'olliurn. Fresh package 4'Spearmint. -Della Burchard. -A guaranteed hair restorer.-Mr. Nichols. - -'ljiniment guaranteed to cnrc nec-k strain caused hy look- -Verda Cross. e Lost-Birthday pennies for Sunday school box.-Holi Fowler. Crook: 'l4'ork over the coinf' Victim: Have you a sreiuiine sense of humor or are you aware ot' the fact that 'I am a high school professor? 97 Variety is the spice of life: shake Well hefore usiue. A Clhink hy the name ol' Uhing Line Fell otyf a street car, hing'-hing. The con turned his head To the passengers said, 77 The f-ar's lost a Washer, dingediuef. -Exclianfre. 124 The Auto Shop lVe have just passed through the fourth and most successful year of the auto shop. Starting in the fall of 1918, under the able leadership of Mr. Mctjready, and in a little room about twenty four feet square the fellows began to work. The work became so heavy that they were obliged to move into larger quarters, so the shop was inlarged to its present size. Tools and equipment of all kinds have been added to make the work easier and better. In the past years we have had students from other schools in our classes, who come to this school because the work offered in the Auto Shope was so good, although the equipment is still inadequate. e 7 . J Few people Pealize the importance of the ' work performed in this part of the school. lt. is here that one learns much more than just how to fix a broken part. Sweet Oil and Perseverance is the motto we go by. .J When we get stuck we try to apply these principles to our work and they help. Wle all know that self-control is one of the biggest assets a person can obtain. It is in the shop that one has to learn selfecontrol, in addition to mechanical resourcefulness. Now there must be some cause for the success of our shop. There is. If it was not for the able and hard-working leader that We have things would look decidedly different. Whenever there is a real hard job that comes in, Mad, dons his coveralls and gets busy. In a short time he is giving orders like lightning and with a few bangs and a couple of sputters the job is iinished. That's the way the work goes the year around. You may ask, Does the work come back? It certainly does, but that is only when something -else goes wrong. -Paul Swager, '23. 125 Della: George, how do you like my new dancing slippe1's'? George Gotobed: Oh boy, they're immense! VVhy are you I'llIl11l1'1gl?7, To keep two fellows from fighting. Good! WVho are they? , Me and another fellow. - Old Glory. gong-4 puvuitl fi - , 62 e ,lv ,f fy! rr:-r 1 3 ll - av rr f . if yr .G J-fewf A ,, 2- ','5l L fl ., .. ' A l HGPP' ' , ff fl fu K -A-I f ff W I Cfcfnfvf Y' ALE ? ' ,f if A 'A 0 :am fx - All 7 f X G muff K JJ lf ,H I .. , 1. 1425 G f mf. ' , ' 12 C l 1 X -94' Ls? f', W Q l y fe 5. , K I f j, ,ax K' 1, A-X . ,S t J J J Y ll 1 ' gal' l 15' ,Q f .J X 1 I 1 I 5 X rx' X 3 il 1 on ,Wg i 12' kCQ'E'lm M Pew G Z ,ii A X 5, 9 1 4 M? vn- r f S V A , X . 1 z. Q' ' ff ' ,, 9 e ww ,,,,1 ' JL G ' G V R , A E fy' L 5 we 2- House - H- A , 1- Q ,q F1 iff- f . Mr 6,55 auo TEN LEUFS OU MUST! fat fl 4 'N'f? :xii ' Q G l. w I V Q f N Q H 7 . rf .. CA avr, V 1 ' ' . ., . P 17 'A on ' Q Pig' of ,A :it , f G - Q ' N N A , X ij -Q,-I I ll. Lvarv X X L12-QT., ns .741 1 ' 5, ' Bra-mm ef O .54 gi X ' ,p A- . Mr. Nichols to small boy who was sadly in need of 21 llandkerelliefz My boy, l1aven't you 21 handkerchief 2 Sn1all'Boy: Yes, sir, but I never lend it to SlL1'Z111g'61'S.,,-6'KllH1dX.,' 126 Dee: I had a fall last night and was unconscious eight hours. Vera WV.: Wliere did you fall? Dee: ''Asleep - Climax, , Boo-hoo, boo-hoof' cried little Tommy. Why, what is the matter? asked his rnother. Boo-hoo-er-er-a picture fell on Daddy's toes. VVell, you n1ustn't cry about that. ' ' I didn 't-I laughed. -Exchange. There was a young rnan from Havana, VVho stepped on the peel of a banana And the things that he said Wlien he stood on his head Woiilcl not do for a Sunday school banner -Exchange i Pompeii was destroyed h yan eruption of saliva from Mt. Vesuvius, ln India a man in one cask is not permitted to marry a Woman in another Cask. Louis XVI was gelatined during the French Revolution. Ivan A.: YVhiskeY, quick! A woman faintedf' Receives Whiskey and takes a long drink. It always did affect me to see a woman faint. Wendell K.: May I raise my hand? Mrs. Pulcifer: VVhat for? YVeudell: HI want to ask a question. A gallant young huck named .lose Approached a fair eo-ed one day Vtlheu to her he spoke, She said, Kid, got a smoke? But the poor fellow fainted away. -U. C. P. There was a young man from Calais On the flute he endeavored to plais, IYhen discouragenient came I Ile would always exelaini, HOI1iIgl1fROlllG wasn't huilt in a dais! -U. C. P. REOTPE OF FREE BOARD FOR THE WINTER A car lil No lights ---1 A coli-f--1-1 Good-nightll lt it '? '? Oh, good-morning, Judge. Two pints-one quart Two quarts-one fight One fight-two cops , Two cops-one judge One judge-thirty days. 127 A handful of omnipotent, ClOllllllO9l'll'lf.l', eiterveseeiit wopsg mix thoroughly with a barrel of fun and occasional meeting. Cook this mixture slowly over a fire of facility anger from 9 a. ni. till 4 p. in. ll' not done, add 40 minutes of slow cooking. Let this mixture set in the picture show till 10 p. m. then remove to porch swing' for an hour or so. Separate the mixture and cover for the niglit. Ready to serve at any time. Serve on diplomas.-- Old Gloryf' , lst girl.- Jack was my ambition, my goal! 2nd girl-'4Well? lst girl- Father kicked the goal. -Literary Digest. Happy- NVhat have you in the shape of automobile tires? Salesman- Funeral wreaths, life preservers and doughnutsf' Alice Kimzey: Won 't you come in for a while, Gunnar? Gunnar W.: N-no, T don 't think T'd better. Alice: Oh, come on in. Mother, .lack and 'Dee have gone to the show and Dad is in bed with rheumat'ism. Gunnar: Poor fellow. Is it in both legs? A.. K.: Yes, both legs. Please come in for a while. G. All right, T ll come in for a little bit. Mr. Kyle: What is matter? George Berglund: What matter? Mr. K.: It doesn't matter what matter-any matter. G. B.: You mean what does matter make? Mr. K.: No, I mean what matter makes matter. 77 G. B.: Well, what matter does it make as to what makes matter or what matter makes? Mr. K.: It makes not matter. G. B.: VVell, what does make matter? Mr. K.: That is entirely another matter. G. B.: VVell, letis close the matter.- KlimaX. 77 1922 Dictionary J. Roach, Editor A. A's -soinething we never get. B. Boneheads. Plenty here. Cdl. Cards. Only slaekers take them home. D. Dancing. A had habit. E. English. 'Used only when slang is too Weak. F. Flirt. See Senior Vamp. Gs. The reason boys quit studyinsg. Ti. Heck. Password at 'l'. H. S. T. ignorance. P1-.mils among Seniors. .l. Joy. Unknown at the end ol' the term. K. Kiss. An unsanitary operation, but sweet. L. Love. Something' Seniors bestow on teachers. 128 M. Monkeys. Uommon in the Junior class. N. N aps. Things wetake in Study Hall 8th period. O. Over-worked. tApplies to Seniorsl? y I . .. .. P. Professor. llarmless inhabitants of the school-room. ' Quiet. Never in the study hall. . Raspberries. Ask Modesto. S. Sweater. Seellose Roach. 'll. 'l'rouhle. Vlhat you get when you ditch. ll. Unused. Freshmen brains. V Vanity. Sometimes existing among the boys. fAsk- Fat Hen rikson l. W. Whitewashed. 2017. Hurray! Xerxes. llushand of Venus. Y. Yellow. None in T. II. S. Z Zero. The easiest grade to make. . I forgot my glasses and I am quite lost without themgi will you ' 77 4 Q. H Y tell me who that fat Woman sitting at the piano is? Sir, that is my wife. Oh! And who is the serawny girl hy her? 'l'hat's my daughter. By .Tovel how stupid. Vtlell, who is that gawky-looking man with the big ears and hook nose standing near them? 'llhat's your own reflection in the mirror, you idiot. -Exchange. Miss Spencer: Donald, who Wrote Bunyan's 'Pilgrim's Pro- gress ' '? Don Ratzell: t'Now tl1at's funny: I did know, but I've forgotten. Ernest, you tell the class about the Mongolian race. Ernest, thistilyl: I don 't know. I Went to the ball game. .Alice Carriving latelz IYhat's the score? Rose R.: Nothing to nothing. Alice: Oh, good game, eh? Rose: I don 't know. It hasn't started yet. Russell Spain walked in to a. shoe store the other day and said, l 'cl like to see some shoes that will fit me. So Would I, said the tired olerk. Zinn: Some gash you have on your forehead. Clifford S.: Oh, next to nothing-next to nothing. Mother, I've decided to take Pietish for my language at college. YVhy Pietisl1? Only five Words of it remain. Fat MoPherren: I sassed a Senior yesterday. Sophomore faghastl: You sassed a Senior? l7'at : Yes, and he ran too. Sophomore: Raul F'at : Yeh, hut he naught me. Reg Steele: I didn 't open mv mouth in English today. Verda Cross: I did- I yawnedfl 77 77 129. Can You Emagin T. H. S. without the Seniors? Margaret Adsit in the Midnight Follies? George Berglund not discussing money matters? Balfour Bigelow forgetting to give Shirley a ride? Ivan Brooks wearing Critser's clothes? Edna Colburn in the Mack Sennet Comedies? Myrtie Colburn not knowing her lessons? Lucille Coveney not interested in jazz A? Marvin Critser tipping the scales at 200? Verda Cross with her hair not Hjust so? Dorothy Engleshy as a dizzy hlonde ? Bob Fowler conducting a church service? VVendell Kreischer in a dress suit? Irina Goldsherry and Kathryn Hcuring not 0'i0'frli1iW Esther Granherg getting a red mark? Mildred Mayer as a VVall Flower? Faith Neely as Theda Bara? Emily Niquist as a fainons orator? Rose Roach Without a single lu-au? l-larriett Russell raising cane in the Study Hall? Harold Sandberg eo-starring with Gloria Swanson? Alice Smith as Peggy O'Niel ? Russell Spain as Larry Seinon? Jack VVynier eating lunch Without a Literary Digest? Chester vViCliStT'0l11 falling for ea f'vanip '? Pearl Colhurn not riding in a Buick? Ruth Bevans six feet tall? Alvner Crowell making a date? Jinnnie Roach tongue-tied U? Joseph Vierra as NVallace Reid? Miss Grant not calling Tiine ? Miss Cross living up to her nanie? Mrs. Pulcifer not or-ganizing ? ODD D' Do You Remember Donald Ratzell was a quiet boy? The Juniors were not chuck full of Hpepm? Myrtle Lindberg was a little girl? Lauren Sunderland wasn't chewing gum? Roger Quigley didn 't have his hair parted in the middle? Mrs. Pulcifer xyasn't ready with an eXam '? Vile inade HES in the laboratory'? Mr. Nichols sat down on thuinb tack in the economics class? 130 OVVTI Earle Richards received an A in English? Miss Spencer was not having a good time? Ivan did not miss Paul? The ,luniors had a Ditch Dayn? Lester was not Writing notes to the girls? Hay Wasn't sitting with Cleva at noon? Dee met the train at Christmas? Mr. Peck said our English reminded him of a 150 Webster he once ed? Miss Halliday was not teasing someone? Coach Lancaster was study-hall teacher? The Sophomores decorated the Frelnnenis faces? You hung on the rafters and watched Shrimp Critser Walk over M odesto ? . h ad foot- T. H. S. was not divided? Darrell H. failed to walk home with Gladys C.? The Laurel girls Weren't full of' pep and Ngo' ? Ruth S. Wasn't signing for Mrs. Pulcifer's room? You found the exact hook you wanted nat in use? You came to school one morning and found that one disappeared ? You studied for a quizz and then didn 't have it? Mr, Nichols was snow-halled? Miss Rodkev didn 't say The hell has rungn? 7 of your books Herbert Zipser told us about kissing? Thomas Strother made his debut in a gym suit? 4? Mrs. Pulcifier called Over Historically 1ninded ? Coach Lancaster got too lazy to Walk from the building to the hall field? The Juniors painted the school? Orval found his Pearl? Wanita Edniundson was in Dance of Spring '? Red visited 612 N. Broadway? Alonzo Heimer started his Shaving Party? Nick combed his hair with a wash rag? Mr. Nichols forgot to keep time for Miss Grant's typing Class? 7 131 l High School Tribune Report Feeling! thai 'lllll'lf1f'li lliqh haul 951-oW11 to suvh lll'0l'!0I'l'lHll lilllll' il high sc-liool pubei' was neeessai-y to the life of the school, early efforts were lllilllf' to cletv1'111i11e the z11lvisa1l1ilily of lSSl'lll1,Q' a monthly or semi- lllOlll'lllY p11bli0z1lio11. Owing' to the fleplelecl f-o11cli'rio11 of the t1i'eas111'y. il was founil iinpossible to publish 21 paper l'lIl?lllCl2lllj' s111111111.'te1l by the Student body. ' 'lllll'011g'll The Q,'c-1'1e1'osity of the rlll1I'l0I'lC Tl'lll1ll'6, the lllQ,'ll School has been zible to publish 21. Weekly paper which is equal to any high school pz111e1' i11 the slate-. Various 1-x0l1z111geS receivesl speak l1ig'l1ly of the High Scfhool T1'il1u11e as a DZIIJQI' of neat 2ll'l'3Ilg'43lTlQlllI and a luorlel of real l'l0XVSIlElll6!l' style i11 its news items. ' F1'an0is llmve, eflitor. was ably' assisted by Rivl1z11'rl Steele, and Paul Brockway, who helfl the position of' business 111z111ugzge1', was aiclml by il'l0Wfll fl Hlielin. Bob ililowlc-1' 0:1pz1l1ly filled the position of Sporl efli'ro1'. lmffille C'ove11ey, Flmnnes l20l'QfSll 0Tll,llll?1l'l' A111le1'So11 mul Nlary fill fll'l0, Glass 1fe1f1o1'te1's, were always on the alert for news of every cl0Eo1'iptio11. Reqinalcl and Rlf'l1?lI'd Sfoelv, 0i1'c-ulation lIlElIlEl'IGl'S. le-fl no stone llUfl1l'I'lQd in sl1oulrle1'i11g' the rchsponsibilities of their oilifices. Miss Edith Sp1 z1g110, staff' aflvisor, was of invz1l11z1l1le Se1'vie0 lo the success of our paper. 132 , , VLA , Il ,- Shoud1 auld acquaintance be forgotf- Owing to the large alumni list and the lack of space in our annual, the Staff of '22 found it possible to print only the names of the classes of '21 and '22 and those alumni whose addresses have changed since the alumni hook of '21 was issued. 1910 VVold, Joanna CMrs. Lauren Pattersony ....... ,,,,,,,... T urloek Vlold, Marie .....,,...............,..............,..,.,....,....., ,,,,,., H onolulu 1915 Newman, Theodore ............ ....... 1 ....... . .......... .......,. S a cramento 1,916 Berlin, 'Brooks tUniversity of Californiaj ..,,,..,.,,. ,..,,,,, B erkeley Ferguson, Bessie Cteaelier at Wfinters Calj ,,.,.....,.,, ,....,.,,,,,, T ui-look Brooks, H-alph fl'21110ll6l'-TWkIl'1'1QC'l Sue Henryj ,,,,..,.,,,,,,...,,,,.,.,,,, Tul-look Ornlverg, Edyth Cstenograplierj . ,... .........................,,,,,,....,,,. S an Francisco 1917 Boner, Xlfaynef raneher-Married Mildred Boltej ..,.... ,...,.... T urloek Kline, Anna Margaret CP. G., li. of CU ............................ ........., T urlock lV1ClVluarry, lIal'old ............,i.............................................. .... . R,eg'ar, lzellah .,.,,.,, .,,,,.,, B erkeley Sehendel, lieona ..... .,...... B erkeley Sehendel, Wilma ...,... .......... ....... B e rkeley Varlianian, Araxie ,..., .................... .... ......... ' l ' urlock 1918 .lw'oherts, Mary Kate ...........................i...... ....... N ashville, Tenn. llinlvlad, Vera fSan .lose Normali .....,.,.. .,........,.....,.. T urlovli 1919 Hieelow, Edith KU. 0.3 .....................................,................,.... .......... T nrlock Brooks, Della fSanta 'Barbara State Teaches' Collegel ....... ...... ' lll1l'l0f'lf l4lG'l'2'l1S0Il, Violet CSan Jose Normali .............................,.. ...... . 'l'1lI'l0f'lG F0l'9,'llS0l'l, Prentiss fl'olleQe of the Paeifiei.- ..... ....... ..... . 'V 1ll'l0f'lf Gilliland, Leota IUniversity of Californial .......... ...... ' l1UI'l0f'lf Hatzell, Pauline fStanford Universityl ....................... ......... 'l ll1l'l0C'li Stewart, Ruth Marion fUniversity of Californial ..... ......... T l11'l0Cli 133 - 1920 llllldG1'SOH, Leonne ,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,-,,4,,,,,A,,.,.. ,,.,..-.--.--- Brown, Ronald fUniversity of Oregonj ......,.. Cooper, Juene CSoutl1ern Branch U. Cl Qrowell, Ella CUniversity of Californiaj Ualllin, Claire fstenograplierj ,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,, .........-.-.Turlock Los Angeles .............Turlock .....-..-.Turlock Dockham, Marjorie fSan Jose Noig-mall ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,-, -----.,--g T urloeik Kyle, George ---------------------------------------..,..--.................,......, .......... T urlock T1ilYf1UiS'C, Ruth iJ0ll11 Brownls school, Arkansasj ,,,,,., ,,.,,,,,,A T urlogk Liuflblad, Ruby CSan .lose Norinall A.,,..,,,,..,,,.,,,,,,,,,,., ,,,,,,,,,. T urlock McPherren, Perry ,O. A. GJ ,,,,.,..,,.,,,,..,,,,,,,,,. ,,q,,,.,,, T urlock Nelson. Fridolph fliedlands Universityj ....... Nelson, Btrehold flziedlands Universityl .,... Newman, Herbert CStanford lhiivorsityl ...,. O 'Brien, Margaret .,,.,.,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Piednionte, Adolph CStanford Tlniversityl .....,....Keyes ..,,......Keyes ..........Turlock .......---Turloek ....,,...Turlock Porteriield, Frances fllflrs. Virgil Vifellsl ,4,.,,, ,ee,e,,,,,,,,,,,. T urlogk OI'I1lJCl'g, TTGlGI1 fSt6HOQ,'l'apl1Ql'l ,.,,..,,,,.,..,,,.. ,,A,,-,, S an Fraudisgg Ratzell, Florence Qgtanford Universityl ,.,.,, ,,,,,.,,,,,,, T urlook Vartanian, Alice ,.......,,,.,.....,....,.,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,.,,,,,, O aklgmd l9Ql Adams, Ephraim, 1 Stanford Universityj ...,.. ,,,,.,,,., T urlock Allen, Mattie Cllirs. lili Swansonl .ie,.. ........ .... ,,,,,,,,., T 1 1 rlock Alquist, Lois .........................,..,..............,.,........,.,.,. ,,...,,... fl 'ur-lock Anderson, Reuhen K Modesto Junior Collegel ,........,..... ..,.,..... T urlock Berg, Hazel QP. G., T. H. SJ ............,.......................,,,,....,l.,... ......,.., T urlock Bevans, Frances Hnnior Cfollesre. San .lose Norniall ,,..v,. ..,....... T urlock Brown, YValter, CModesto .lnnior Uollcfrel ......,.....,..,.... ,......... K eyes Brown, James Biayf Farinerl ,.i.........,.....,,....... ..,..,....... ' Keyes Clifford, Charles CP. G., T. H. Sl ...,..............,................................, Turlock Daniel. Clifford fBiancherj .... Q ................,........,........................,.......... Denair Delhon, Elfie CNnrses Training School. Trane Hospital, S. FJ .... Turlock Erickson, M aeBcll CYVilson 's Candy Sforcl .......................,............ Turlock Ferguson, Rudolph CP. G., T. Fl. Sl ..... . ........,...........,..... .......... T 1 1TlOClT Freitas, Joseph KDQ Luxe Cleaning Vllorksl ......... .......... T urlock Fulton, Salem fliiancherl .. ..........,.......................... ........ D Quail' Gallison, Mildred fSan .lose Norinall . ..... .... .......... T u I'l0Ck G allison, Nllihna QTelephone Officel .,... .......... TuI'l0ClI Hayward, Thelnia Sullivan fllflrs. TT. ffl ....,. .......... T u1'l0Clf Heckinan, Rose Nan ,lose Norinall .................. .,........ T u1'l0Clf Hendrickson, Florence Cldresno Norinall ........ ............ F P95110 Hensley, Marie CStenographcrl ...................... .......... T 111'l'00lY Hjelm, Harold f Stanford Universityl ........ .-..------ rl lH1'lO0lf Holmgren, Evelyn fSi1GUOQ,'l'3DllGI'l .........., ......-.-- T U1'lOGlC Hooker, Virgrinia .,.................................................--.-----. ---'-----A T 111'l0Cl1 Knniison, Eivind flllining School. Nevflflal ........... . ...- ---------- T urlock liilyqnist, Mildred QB-ible Institute, Los AHgGl9Sl.. .... - ----,- TUI'lOCk 1311 Lundgren, Hazel CSan Jose Norniall ..,.. Livingston .........Turloek -.-......Turloek .........Turloek ...-.....Manteca .........Keyes .............Hatel1 .Atwater Main, Leroy flianclierj ..................,...... Maxim, Perle ..................... .- Merman, Carol ..A,............ Miller, Esther ............................,....,.......... Oeken, Orsen Clianeherl .........,..,,...,,.,........ Olson, Goldie CMrs. Carmen Turnerl .,...... Owen. Dale ..,,,...........................,.......................... .....,,. Randolph, Zura, CTurloek Telephone Co.j ....,.. .,........ T urlock Richards, 'Cecily .,......,.,,,,,....,,,.,...........,,,,,,,,,... Schwalb, Alina ..,.............,,..................... Smith, Audrey .........,........,......,................... Smith, Helen Maxine fStenograplierl .... Soflestrom, Alice .........,............................,.. Sweet, Bertha CSan Jose Norinalj ..... . ...., . Swenson, Natalie CSan .lose NOI'111i1ll ,...... ........Cakland .........Turloek ..........Tl11'lOClI ........,Tur'lo0k ......-.-Turloek ..........Turlock Taylor, Ethel CMrs. Milton Helsleyl ............... .............. C eres Tliolnpson, Theodore cCEl1'DGlltQY'l ,i.,..,.,,,.,..,.,...,, ,,,.,,,,,, T urloek VV3llSlZ1'l1lT1, Vera fUnive1'sity of Californial Turl ook Wylfle, Eva I Modesto Junior Collegei ...,...... . . ........... Ceres 1922 Aclsit, Maragaret ,.,.,......,.........,.......,..,...,.. Agnew, lvan .......i....,.. Anderson, VVilliam ...... Anthony, Chas. ........ . Arakelian, Rose ..... Arnold, 'Chester ..... .. Beekman, Ruth ,...... Berglund, George ...... Bigelow, Balfour ..,.. Brockway, Paul ...,, . Brooks, Tyan .......... Burolialrcl, Della ....... Clark, Rex .......,...... Uolliurn, Edna ........ Collmrn, Myrtie ' .... Coveney. Lucille ,...... Critser, Marvin ......, llross, Vercla .......,.. l'!imlierg', Lillian ..... llwyer. lllllen .. ,,,.... ,. llll lsliurq, Virginia ..... linglesliy, Dorothy .... Wallquist, Elsa ...... Wiorini, Harold ...... Fowler, Robert .... F1'eifas,May ....... . .... .. 130 Turlock ..........Tl1I'l0GlC ..--.-....Tu1'lock ....,...,.Turloek .........Turloek ..........Turloek ........,.Turlock ..,.......Turlook ..,.......Turlock ..........Turloek ..........Turlo0k ..-.......Turlock ..........Turloek ..,..-....Turlock ......Turlo0k ..........TlJl'lOCk ,.........Turlock ....,....Turlock ...,......Turl0ok Turl oek .........Turlock .........Turloek ..,......Turlock .,...Turloclr Tnrl ook .........Turloek Goldsberry, Irma ,,.. .- ,,,,.,,,, Tm-lock ......... Turlock Granberg, Esther ....... Gotobed, George -- ......--.Tur1ocl Hedinan, Bernard ....... Heuring, Kathryn ....... Hoobyar, Luther ...... I-leckman, Marjorie Hohenthal, Charles Howe, Francis ........ Jacobson, Roy ........ Johnson, Carol ..... Kimzey, Alice ....,..,.....,. .,..,.,e Kreischer, Vllendcl Lake, Florence ......... Larson, Minnie ,.... Lawson, Winnie ....,, ,,,,,,., M ayer, Mildred ....... McOombs, Elmer ....., ,,,,,,,,, N eeley, Faith .......,, N ellson, Linnea ...... Nelson, Violet ......,.. Niman, Esther ..... Nova, 'Cl ara ............. Nyquist, Emily .......... ,,,,,,,, O'Brien, Kathleen ....... ......... Ucken, Nora .....,.,...... ,,.... . . Pehrson, Edgar ...... Post, Tleuore Roach, Rose Russel, Harict ...,,.... ......... Rutherford, Inez ......,. ......,., San dheref. Harold ..... Schmidt, M ahel ...... ...,,....Tu1'locl T y x .....-.-.Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock Turlock .........Turlock Smith, Alice .......... Turlock Spain, 'Russell ,........... .,.,..... T urlock Speeeqle. Tiouciel ....... ......... T urlock Steele, Refrinald ,........,. ......... 'I 'urlock Stewart, Esther-Ann ..., .,....., Strother, Thomas ......... ......... llllherer, Lloyd ......,,. Vignola, 'Dorothea . 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