Tuley High School - Log Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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THE LOG nj ,. oslz Relic--E--it ! Q U U II . . I H A Business College with a E University Atmosphere H H The Only Business College 1n the VVest whlch Requires Every Student to be 2, Four-Year H High School Graduate. MUNSON SHORTHAND GREGG SHORTHAND A E SECRETARIAL COURSES A Bulletin giving complete information about the :: Secretarial, Stenographic or Accounting Course will 5 Q be mailed free on request. ll ll 116 SOUTH MICHIGAN AVENUE 2 Twelfth mor CHICAGO Randolph 4347 E u,-o-re-o,o -ine io- o-l-,eul,-,o- -icuii o Page Om' Hzuzdrfd Twenty-ont

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THE LOG Algy- lVhat becomes of your lap when you stand up? Reggy- It retires to the rear and pops up under an assumed name. I' SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY A small Northern lad was spending the winter in a Southern school, and was discovered attempting to look at the paper of a girl in front of him. The irate school mistress of old Southern stock, rushed up to the girl and exclaimed,l'Where all yo' Southern hospitality gone, Mary Jane? Turn yo' paper so the little Northern boy can see. He Cslapping his ear emphaticallyl- Damn these mosquitoeslu Roommate-'tFunny thing. You know, I don't know why, but mosquitoes never bother me. H He Cagainl- Which proves what I've always told you. No sex appeal. Laugh! I thought I'd split an infinitive. If you've heard this before, stop me, gurgled the leaky pipe. L'The constant dripping of water will wear away the largest stone,', says Campus Car, and the constant dripping of tears on many a man's shoulder has led to his buying one! We know a feller who is suing the city for building the sidewalk so close to his abdomen. Angry Wife- Will you tell me what the long red hair on your coat means? Cornered Husband- My dear, that means just one thing-trouble! HI noticed they arrested another big gang of bootleggers in Chicago yesterday. H What for? Getting behind with their deliveries? Found on a freshman's registration card: Question-'AGive your parent's names. Answer-t'Mamma and Papa. Mamma, why are policeman like little children? Why dear'?,' 'tBecause there are so many being taken for walks in the park by nursemaids. Page Om' Hundred Twenly

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THE LOG 'WVell, well, we saxv Red Auerbach next to some girls. 'SlVhere? In the grad section of this Log . The famous absent-minded professor was walking down the street with one foot in the gutter. Since when, he said, did I begin to limp? HELPFUL HINTS Anyone who wishes to get in Mr. Casner's good graces should buy him a pound of genuine dyed in the Wool Swiss Limburger Cheese. Do not Write excuses on the back of a rain check. Teachers are sus picious creatures. Never study for Mr. Olson's tests. You'll Hunk anyway. OUR CHFERS Let's sing to good old Tuley, She's always at the head. Vl'e'll sing to her while We're living, And we'll sing to her while welre dead. And when we're up in Heaven Well give a Tuley yell, And if we're not so fortunate, lVe'll give it down in-Tuley, Tuleyl Here's to you' Tuley Students! Buy Your Supplies at a Place Where Perfection is Assured. We Always Back Our Goods According to Their Respective Prices. You Pay Less-Get Better Service-Get Better Equipment if You Buy at F E L D M A N ' S 0 CN ext to the School on Potomac Ave.D Page Om' Huzzdrrd Tzwzify-rico