Tuley High School - Log Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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' 4 S x QTY? 4 x V ' -XIV, 1,41 I-Sqf- l 45 27 ,JU Q .fxf-. . fb .D mb' 45 0 ,f u L36 ,432 X .l :Q V Nl x PM ,f Qu X We , ' SX film L, l l i r' Page One Hundred Twelve THE LOG OUR GRADS IAS VVE SEE THEM, fWe feel that the grad :ection in the Log i: a farce: therefore the :ample: below of what grad writeup: :hould be. The reader, after going thru the:e, will be able to :uppzy proper biographie: for all our graduate: SID M. MUSSEM 'cSiler1t Sid Be:t dancer in :chooZ,' fine on :tippery fOor:. Active in :chool athletic:, notably him:elf.j football and ba:ketball. Captain of football team ,24. Mode:t and retiring: refu:e: to :peak of him:eh'. Chairman of Civic Conduct Committee 727. Action: :peak louder than word:.', BEN SOME MUI,E IG Debating 724, '25, '26, '27. Premienf Crocheting Club '26, Honor rot! man. Runnerup for Cla:: Checker:. Hi: only weakne:: i: playing poker with two deck:. A gentleman and a :cholarfl ISADORINA KOVVHITZ ICDOHYQ7 Cla:: Checker Champ '26, Bomm friend of Seymour Carmel. Knitting Club '26, 727. Mi:: C!au:' a::i:tant. Wz'l :tudy for the c ergy at the Carmel C'lE7'gy77Z!17Z,.f Club. c'Nez'er rough, hi: conduct wa: aboee re- proachf' MANDALAY DOPALTA 4'Dago Red '0Mer. The terror of the :chool. Captain Bouling Team '26, Mgr. W're:tling Team. Tore the tie of euery teacher on Co7larle:: Day. Height, 6 feet: weight, 250 pound:. 'Cilnd a mighty man wa: he.'7 JULES MURPHY BART Irish Pre:ident Tri:h Democrat: 725, 126, ,27. Sergeant of Charm: in Hi-Hay Club '26. Donated afortune for Fla:k and Drown Club. A Don juan among the gentler :ex. He': my utild Iri:l1 Ro:e. 7' PIETRANO ZUKO Romeo Baby hhrampu: :tar 727. :Iuthor of Spani:h Looe Poem:. Serenade: :heba: on the mouth organ. Sale:manfor Cabbago Spani:h Stogie: and E! Supremo Garlic. 'iQf moonlight night: in Su nny Spain Thi: troubador :ingf yet again.

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THE LOG WE WANT TO KNOW- -whether our Hi-Y men really need an organization to keep them on the straight and narrow path. -how soon, at the present rate of rejuvenation, Mr. Fisk will revert to the bottle. CLatest reports state that he has already come down to the age of thirty.l -whether the charter members ofthe Honor Society organized the organization to insure their being in it. -how one can tell whether Mr. Von Hovenberg is teaching Law, Polycon, or Latin. -how long Uke',, having fallen for Jimmy . will remain prostrate. -Where Mr. Casner spends his Saturdays. -whether Matt VVeiss is glad Bev lives next door to him. -how many books do our Booklovers love up per week. -whether lVliss DelVIerse succeeded in teaching Jimmy manners. -whether Miss Chase teaches psychology or shorthand, and why she is not on speaking terms with Mr. Casner. -whether the T. C. Lassies are kidding the world or themselves. -why Mr. Olson doesn't buy a new hat. -why Mr. Tanner never makes use of a boy for his Library staff. -Whether the guy who wrote this thinks he's funny. THE ABOVE GOT IN THROUGH A PRINTEPJS ERROR. Page One Hundred Eleven

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THE LOG HATCHET ORATION-Concluded Visiting Pres.- W'hat? Whazzat? CGrabs up hatchet from desk muttering incoherently and then advances with a menacing attitude. Seeing this, local president seizes old fashioned razor from pocket, whereupon advancing president stops.l Well-Well-may'be you is not such a had club after all. Still ah thinks that we is better, Take for example Our dancer who has Won more Logs than were printed, Eva Davis. Not only that but there's our vocationalist, Sistah Fleisch- man. VVhy man I have a lot more to convince you how good we is. As an actor few can equivalize brothah Rothstein. Now there's .... ats a nize pin you all got there brothahf' Local President Cproudlyl- Yeah, I'ze a membah of de Bigger and Better Domino Lodge . Visiting President- I-Iot ziggety zaml I is too. Shake brothah. lThey shake hands.l Come to think of it brothah, you shuah has a magnolius organization heah. Local President-'4You ain't got such a bad one youselff' Visiting President Cembarrassedlyj- Let's change the subject. That's a mighty fine razor you got there. Local President- Au dat shuah shuah am a swell ax you got. What do you say we swap? fOther nods head and the trade is made.l The meeting am ab- journed. fArm in arm they leave the stage.J Czzrtairz. A PRACTICAL BUSINESS TRAINING SCHOOL AT YOUR SERVICE SUMMER AND WINTER, DAY AND NIGHT Bus: N ESS COLLEGE 1632 MILWAUKEE Ave. PHONE HUMBOLDT I95l GOOD POSITION FOR GRADUATES Member National Association Commercial Schools Mid-Winter Term Enrollment Jan. 31st to Feb. 7th Pagf Om' Huudrrd Tfzirffaez