Truro Community High School - Trojan Yearbook (Truro, IA)

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U, 7 THE CLASS PROPHECY ' AS SHN IN Tm CRYSTAL BALL A The ball is hazy--now clear--yes, it is Reno, and there is Bubbles 'Bryan's Bar 1 and Grill. Bubbles is the former Jeanne Bryan, who after leaving Truro took up the art of 'bubble dancing and is now famous the world over. I see an expedition into Africa and a greet white hunter by the name of Jungle Joe Bryan. In Nairobi the expedition was told that they would find Jungle Joe swinging through the trees , but they employed three apes before he was finally located swinging peacefully on some grapevines ix his om back yard. I see a mountain--Mount Fugi--and there is Linda Burns inspecting one of her - numerous chain stores. After graduation she opened a grocery store in Murray, and Ashe now has stores all over the world. The name over these stores is I-Iartmatvs Rotten-Cheap Groceries 62 Meats. There are many people here--there is a familiar face--Jane Chapmanfs. She is driving her 1958 dog. sled, with push-button windows and dog-away drive through Antarctica. Jane is busy at her job of igloo inspecting. This high-quality job includes making sure the refrigerators refrigerate ,, chewing the blubber with the Eskimos, an-dyin her spare time, passing out cigars to Penguins. The crystal ball is very clear, and yes, there is Squeakf' Creger, now a mouse-trap inspector for the Ajax Mousetrap Company, whose mottos is, We always get our mouse. In case anyone wants to get in touch with Kent, they can write to him at Death A3-Ways 4 Winsf' Hospital in Moscow where he is recupereting from s mouse-treudemonstration 1 3 that backfired, or rather, snapped his yep in e trap. - I see a group of people, a home, ,yes--Cz-itzls Home for Old Dolls, and there is Charles Critz as proprietor, chief ohei',' and bottlewashero I-Ze is married to Shirley Dorman. Shirley is a retired sheep shearerrf from Sidney, Austraua, and is , now resting her 'fsheep-shearing, weary hands. l s i , ' , ' r There- is a. large crater with water swirling about., No, it is only a manhole ' d in New York Cityo I see Larry Dick indulging in a spontaneous crap game with Willie Brown and Hose Black. Before he advanced to cleaning sewers, he was a common ordinary chimney sweep. ' ' There are many veils, sand, andyes, it is Arabia. I see the desert 1101119 of Shiek Fitzgerald. He is throwing a smell hell lofor some friends and his 3,689 wives, Before he became a. shielc, he was an organ' grinder' on Sunset Boo. ward. A movie PTO' ducer saw his 'pet monkey perform and gavehim a. million doll.oJ's our it, Larry than set up shop in Arafoiao , A I hear music , and see the ?eie'tropoliizan Opera., what a pleasant surprise to see John Jones making an appearance. After the opera., John is in the lobby telling of his great plans for the future, This Saturday night. he in line for a promotion to head janitor., ,

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