Troy High School - Trojan Yearbook (Troy, NH)

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Coincidence? The list of prize winners at a recent picnic was announ- ced as follows: NMrs. Smith won the ladies' rolling pin throwing contest by hurling a pin 75 feet.n HMr. Smith won the 100 yard dash.u Take It Easy uEvery time I kiss you it makes me a better man.U Uwell, you don't have to try to get to heaven in one evening.u with Results Guaranteed Son: nOur geography teacher asked us today what made the world go round.n Father: And what did you say? Son: I told her that I couldn't name wuite all the brands but that you had a whole cabinet full of the stuff at home.n Bottom! Down Sweet Young Thing: nMy, that is a large skating rinkln Manager: HYeah, It has a seating capacity of 5,ooo.N Majority Rules - Some very mean man has said: nThere are three types of women: The beautiful, the in- telligent,and the majority.n More Important nI'd like to see the judge.N Sorry sir, he's eating dinner. nBut this is very important.n HCan't be helped sir, he's at steak.H 50 J O K E S Robert Deem '47 Stretched A Bit C Gerd Driver: HH1, Mabel, where did you get the red walled tires?n A Card Driver: uFoolish boy, those are the tubes.n Millinery Mishap Then they tell of the girl who lost her Easter hat and didn't find it until she combed her hair the next day. N0 Skill Little Willie, exhibiting his skill in riding a new bicycle, came down the street in front of his home: HLook, mama!W he cried, folding his arms. HNo hands.n Again he came into view, this time coasting with his feet off the pedals: nLook, mama, no feetiu Half an hour passed and little Willie again put in his appearance. This time, somewhat subdued, he murmured: uLook mama, no teeth.H Depend on The Point of View Many so-called wolves are just worms wrlggling around in the grass until some chicken or old hen comes along and picks them up. We Can Dream Can't We? Teachers are people Perpetually yearning To meet one small boy Not allergic to learning. The Little Things UIt's the little things in life that tell,u said the co-ed as she yanked her kid brother from under the sofa. Kind Words A newspaper man, in speaking of a deceased citizen said: Wwe knew him as old ten percent. The more he had the less he spent, The more he got the less he lent. Now he's gone to heaven and he'll charge them rent.

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