Troy High School - Trojan Yearbook (Troy, KS)

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May THE TROJAN 1922 N 1XlX!NlXlX!N'N l! PXOPHECY , ,,,,,, -E-1+ TWAYW. CLASS OF '22. Let us glance into the future of this memorable class and see what it holds .in store for each. First I can see Herbert Abel, the best athlete in school, as a great wrestler, in fact, the champion Welterweight with the capable, Clarence Griffin, with his long wind and loose tongue, as his manager. . Then, John Blevins as a doctor. Yes, a quack doctor and the author of several fog mulas of certain patent medicines. Mabel Charlcs will of course be a poetrcss. Her poems will eazitain beautiful ex- pressions and require deep thought. Foirest Carpenter will be a noted artfst and will have the dainty and exquisite Ellcndean Wynkoop for his model. Gaylord DeHart, commonly know n as Buck, will be a successful farmer of Rumpus Ridge, Arkansas and his wife will of course be Agnes Theis, his one time boon com- panion of the Normal Training class while in old T. R. H. S. Beulah Earhart will surely be an old maid, caring for nothing in particular but for cats, canary birds, and smelling' salts. I Elsie Elwood, who used her vanity case so much during her Senior year, will run a beauty parlor where she can powder other noses besides her own. Paralee Elder with Lawson Mann for her husband, will live on a large sheep ranch somewhere in Montana. Katherine Gsell will of course get married and live in a pretty little bungalow close to the Post Office. James Kloeppel, as everyone always expected, will own a big circus and his 5-nain attraction will be his large troupe of clowns, headed by Clarence Hautzenrader, who was always a clown more or less, while in school. Wilbur Knight will learn the barber trade and open an up-to-date shop at Sparks, his old home town. Edward Morgan's handsome features will win his way into the movies where he will play in slap-stick comedies and let Anna Simpson hit him in the face with custard pies as long as the cash comes their way. . Gordon Merrick will marry Hazel VVate1's and while she eakes in washings he will peddle soap and perfume for a living. Hulda Nitz will be the superintendent of a school for girls only and will con- tinually be on the lookout for a man of the ideal type for a husband. The future teacher of the Normal Training class in the Troy Rural High School will be Thomas Simpson, who always helped his fellow students so much when he was a member of the class. Vern Simpson will be the janitor at the Court House and his wife, his former class mate, Josephine Liest, will see that he does not go to sleep on the job. Nellie Sinclair, our most popular girl, will continue to be popular as a nurse in fl hospital for 'the hopelessly insane. Paul Sscwartz will use his oratorical ability to good advantage by being manager of a tent theater. The leading lady of his show will be Mildred Knight, who won :io much praise as an actress during her high school days. . And as for myself, Oh. I shall probably be a Clairvoyant and read any one's pre- sent, past and future for :fifty cents. . Hugh H. Agee. Page 16

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May - THE TROJAN 1922 fj VNNv CLASS HISTORY-Continued. As Seniors and High School leaders we have enjoyed every day of our school life this year. We got down to business the second day, electing Edward Morgan Pres., James Kloeppel V. P., Hazel Waters Treas., and Mabel Charles Secretary. From the beginning school activities have been numerous, especially for the Nor- mal Training students. There were five mebers ofthe debating teams, seven onthe an- nual staff, and six on the Trumpet staff. The regular football team was wholly a Senior organization. Seven girls and 'three boys were in the Glee Clubs, with two boys and two girls members of the quartettes. The Senior play, given on April 11, was a decided success. ' ' Now that our High School life is coming 'to a close, our-class motto, Finished- Yet Beginning fs becoming an actuality. Fare 'the well, our Alma Mater. - A ' U g Hazel M. Waters. +A, . OKES Father of pretty young thing, How is it, sir that I find you kissing my daughter '? I repeat it again,sir, how is it? . George Hagan: Great, sir, great. Miss Jones fin Latin D Translate comes from two Latin words, trans, meaning across, and latio, meaning letter. - John Stanbrough, Does trans always mean across? Miss Jones, Yes. Like trans Atlantic means .across the Atlantic. John, Then 'transparent 'would mean a -:ross parent. B J One night at Band practice the Troy Concert Band was playing a piece which had at its end the eXpression,D.C. al, and Albert Zimmerman was the only one to follow in- structions. ' Professor Johnson, D. C. means go to the beginning. Albert, That's what I thought. It said D. C. Al, so I did. Miss Jones fin Senior Englishi Nellie, name three different dictionaries. Nellie: Webster's Standard, Collegiate, and Unabridged. . Cla.rence Hautzenrader was working downtown for 31.00 a week. The first night he came home and handed his father ninety-five cents. On being questioned as to what he did with the other nickel, he replied, I spent theem, father. This happened four successive Saturday nights. On the fifth night his father said, What you been doing, Clarence, keeping a woman? ' A wise old girl is Katherine Gsell. The more she learns. the less she'll tell. And so, of course. the sequel shows The less she tells, the more she knows. Rev. You know him freturning thanksj, Bless this food for its intended use. ,Distant voice over phone, 'Tm sorry, but I can't, I've got a date. Did you ever notice this, when a fellow steals a kiss, From a righteous little maiden, calm and meek, That her scriptural training shows, in not turning up her nose, But just by turning round the other cheek. Q , A Page 15

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May ,THETROJAN 1922 'Y . ff T-,ASS OEM . The Class of '22 There is a class in Troy High That bears the 'trumpet true lVith colors blue and gold 2 The class of '22, Oh, here's to dear Troy High That school of white and blue You'll never be forgotten By the class of '22, We leave behind the Freshmen A green bunch they are too YVe hope they'll all be Seniors Like the class of '22. We'll not forget the Sophomores A talented class they grew But nothing like the talent In the class of '22. There's one more class that :followed Three years, the white and blue ' And next ye-ar takes the place Of the class of '22. After four long years of High School l We begin our battle anew 'Thinkinghonly of the future This class of '22. , ' Oh, what will be our future . Oh, if we only knew lVe hope it shall be succeeful For our class of '22. . Clarence Hautzenrader ENIOR FLOWERS Bachelor Button .... .... J ames B. Kloeppel Smiles ...,.... - ..... -Nellie Sinclair Primrose .... - - ....... Paralee Elder Tulips ........ - -- Ellendean Wynkoop Bouncing Bet .... ....... M ildred Knight Touch-Me-Not .... ...... M abel Charles Blush Rose -- .... -- , ---Elsie Elwood Rambler -- -- --.-. ------. L awson Mann J ohnny-Jump-Up -------- Gaylord DeHart Black Eyed Susan ---------- Hazel Waters J ack-in-the-pulpit -- Clarence Hautzenrader Blue Bells -- ---- --- ----- Katherine Gsell ---Beulah Earhart Lily -- ---- ---- Foliage -------- - ---- Josephine Liest Jacobs Coat ------ - ---- Hulda Nitz VVandering Jew -- -- .--- John Blevins Dandelion .-.- -- .--.. Our President Forget-Me-Not --- -.---.-.--. All of Us Forest Carpenter Page 17