Troy High School - Trojan Yearbook (Troy, IL)

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, ,M svrmggmsg-Y-.'.,,ee-:,..,-.?.q-glgun-P ww- - - we--.?::,.-,V--W --.P ---1 -'M f J n 5 v L 1 arixiiif 'J ml. crzsmxom, ANALYSIS or common ELEMENT Element: Freshmen Occurance: Found the first day at schoolg almost anywhere and everywhere, ever since. Physical Properties: All colors and sizes. Usually in disguised conditions. Very green around the gills and always answers when spoken to. Shrinks when spoken to harshly and runs when initi- ated. Chemical Properties: Possess great af- finity for all trinkets. Very active. Able to absorb H20 at any time. Some- times has great magnetic attraction. DIS'MISS AND DIS'COUNT Dls'm1ss Kthis miss! met dis'count Cthis count! by dis'tent Cthis tent!but new he is home'less Chomeless! because he has gone to Toot'sie Cto sea! but he told her he would wr1t'er Cwrite her!. Now, dis'm1ss Qthis miss! has her free- dom and knew how to wi'men lwin men!. One day on de'ice Cthe ice! by de'fence Qthe fence!, she met a you g man named Art. Art'1st KArt is! on de'fence fthe fence!, because of a'ccount ia count! who went to Toot'sie Kto sea!. Lett'uce Clet us! hear of de'part fthe part!of the courtship of dis'miss Qthis miss! and Art. It was in a fal- sity ifalse city! he tol1'er Ktold her! of his love for her. Everything went fine, den'tal Cthen till! she received a letter from de'count ithe count!, and saying he wood'1and Cwould land! the next day. Now d1s'm1ss Cthis miss! had to lett'er Clet her! Art know of dis- counts Cthis count's! car'pet Cpet car! but d1s'count Qthis count! arrived at Art's home just as dis'miss Cdismiss! did.Dis'miss lthls miss! wanted to know why disfcount lthis count! was butt'on Cbuttlng! in on her business and she wanted her freedom for him. Dis'count Cthis count!then tried to chok'erCchoke her!, because she said, 'I care'less Ccare less! for you.' He bett'er Qbet her! he would win her back and promised her he wood'work Cwould work! but to no ava11.'You can'ce1 Kean sell! our maple furniture and get you another miss,n he said. Art thought de'testKthe test! was wonderful and he now welcomed d1s'm1ss fthis miss! to his home. And so ends dedtail Cthe tale! of dis'count Cthis count! and dis'm1ss Qthis m1ss!.

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MISS HERRON--ENGLISH AND SPEECH Dear Board: I am wantin' a job for myself. I'm not very good at makin' speeches but I could try.I am patriotic to two states. I live in Kentucky but my home is in Tennessee. You see, it's this way: the Tennessee line is right in front of my house but I went to school in Kentucky. I have some actin' ability, but not, much. I once appeared in a play when I was a freshman. I could try to organize a Dramstics Club, if you will only give me a chance. I'd try very hard to be a successful teacher. Very truly yours, Miss Herron MISS BAKER--LATIN AND ENGLISH Dear, dear, dear Board Members: Having heard of your vacancy of a English teacher, I am ready to qualify for the job. Being very sweet to my pupils is one of my peculiarities. I am just what you are looking for in a Lat- in instructor too. So you can just call me a two in one teacher. My Latin in- structors used to tell me I was a very bright girl in the freedom of speech line. Singing is one of my talents so .iiiiiiik I could teach your wonderful boys and girls singing. I also play the piano perfectly which makes me very unanimous for the job. Affectionally, Miss Baker MR. KETRING--PRINCIPAL Dear Board Members: You have the opportunity to hire me as the principal of your school and as a very competent teacher. As you can see for yourself, I am really good as I can be three things at once--princ1- pal, sociology teacher, and junior bus- iness instructor. Now, what do you say, do you want a 'Superman'at your school? If so, I will be glad to phone you col- lect if you would want to talk to me. Very truly yours, Mr. Ketring L13

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