Troy High School - Trojan Yearbook (Troy, IL)

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Aiiaiiis . QUE, the present Dean of Women at Wash- ington University. She is new touring New York. Here come two cow-girls, RUTH HALL and PAULINE SCHM RBAUCH, who are at- tracting much attention in their ten- gallon hats. They say that they are now Dude Ranch owners in Texas and are on a trip to Bermuda. Right new they are in a rodeo show sponsored by EDWARD LOYET at Madison Square Garden. Then a familiar face is seen and it is BERNIECE GERSTENECKER, now an in- terior designer at Pittsburgh. While on her vacation, she is going to St. Louis to visit the prominent Mrs. Mike Ebl, formerly MISS AUDREY HOOD. A familiar face, MISS DOROTHY DEE HINDMARCH was next and she quickly said that her occupation was the proud owner of an Ultra-Smart Fifth Avenue Beauty Salon. Announcer MAY says we've only time for one more and last but not least Ray Maden steps forward, grins, and says, nWell, I'm not much, just center on Coach Weider's team.n M . MAY: nThank you folks and good nightl' Announcer: nYour station KUEF. New York. The time, 6:55 EST. Listen for the latest European news flash by MISS COLLINS from England.' MISS COLLINS: NVICTOR DIEPOLTZ and WALTER PRIMM, now touring England, were in an automobile accident and want the Plymouth sent to PORTER'S Garage in A- merica and are calling DR. D. HANKE to their bedside. Listen tomorrow night, same time, same station. Good nightl' Announcer: 'Your station KUEF, New York. The time, 7:00 EST. Listen at 9 o'clock EST when Arthur Bress will give his oration on 'Farm Improvements' over this same hook-up.n Cand nowj 'Good evening! Mr. and Mrs. North and South America and all the ships at sea. This is Mrs. Kueker's little boy, ARTHUR? FLASH: COACH WEIUER has fin- ally had to shoot 'Royal Archibald Con- fuc1ous', Qthe pet chickenl because of old age. FLASH: FLOYD LANGENWALTER, that fast-talking, gray-haired lawyer of the 'smoke' city finally got CHARLES GEBHART freed from the clutches of his former wife, the millionaire PEARL WY- ATT. FLASH: BURL PORTER'S garage held up and BURL tied to another coat tree-- Cremember 'Spring Fevernj so he could be vaccinated for cancer. bv the bache-

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president--Lester Frangen, Secretary-- 'Tubes' Bertorello, Treasurer--Berniece Gerstenecker. In November, a boom of a comedy, 'Spring Fever', was presented but the booms d1dn't destroy the reven- us of it. In the latter part of Novem- ber, Millie-Marie had the honor of be- ing basketball queen, with the follow- ing senior girls attending her: Pauline Schmerbauch, Virginia Koch, and Eloise Schoon. Soon afterward our good pal Audrey left us for greater St. Louis and Mike Ebl. Eloise Schoon was then chosen to take her place as president. At present, the seniors are look- ing forward to the thought of Commence- ment. They are eagerly anticipating this, for it is the beginning of the greatest drama, LIFE. Virginia Koch SENIOR PROPHESY Time: 1961 Place: White House at Washington D. C. Characters: Seniors of 1941 The honorable JAMES BERTORELLO now President of these United States, and the first lady of the land, the former VIRGINIA KOCH, are seated in front of their television-equipped radio ready to enjoy a quiet evening at home. Yes. .iiiii ia 'Tubes2 as he is still known to his in- timate friends, had promised to say no- thing for a whole even1ng,so he presses the button for the 'Variety Hour', they settle back in their chairs and hear the voice of MARVIN MAY, who is quite a radio announcer. He looks as he did in the senior play with his blonde must- ache and goatee which he swore he would never wear. Along with his radio an- nouncing,he is quite well known for his nfudgef Tonight people are walking in- to his studio to be questioned by Mar- vin as to their whereabouts and occupa- tions. LESTER FRANGEN, who owns the Troy Dairy, first man on the program is running for Governor of Illinois on the Republican ticket so he thought that he would talk over the radio in order to get accustomed to it. Next is our old classmate, LAVERN CAPELLE, and she says in her feminine voice but with a determined look on her face, 'I'm that 'scoop reporter' of the Edwardsville Intelligencer. ELOISE SCHOON follows her and she is now an opera singer and is going on the road and will give a one-evening performance in her home town. MR. MAY beckons an attractive wc- man and now they see it is GLAYDS DRI-

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lor physician, DR. J. D. HANKE with his black mustache, still repeating that familiar phrase, 'Uhfortunate, most un- fortunate' and, by the way, he is still experimenting with explosives so explo- sions are nothing new to him. FLASH: HAROLD GANSNER, Secretary of Agricul- ture, got the bill on 'Farm Rules' pass ed. And with lotions of love, good nightl' Announcer: 'Your station KUEF, New York, the time, 7:30 EST. lMusical an- nouncement! This week the great Pavli- sin gives free dancing lessons from ten to eleven o'c1ock on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday mornings at 5527 Grand Av- enue in greater New York. Write or tel- ephone C0-95 for an appointment. Don't wait, for he can take only a limited number.' Feeling that it is their bed-time the President turns off the radio and agrees that another perfect day has ended. Berniece Gerstenecker , :ff w is La..7 ' SENIOR CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of 1941, of McCray-Dewey Township High School, city of Troy, state of Illinois, being of sound mind and memory, do hereby leave to underclas men our possessions and traits of greatest value in this, our last will and testament. I, Millie-Marie Collins, do hereby will the stubs of my nPurina' pencils to Bobby Droy for use in writing 'High Lights' news. I, Alfred Weider, do hereby will my mania for writing my name on desks and blackboards to B111 Lewis. I, Eddie Loyet, do hereby will Dot Howerton to the care of my brother,Ken- neth, and no two-timing, either. I, Frenchie Capelle,do hereby will my jobfof getting Miss Baker's and Miss Herron's mail at noon to Omar Hampton. I, Lester Frangen, do hereby will my ability to stay in school so long to Gene Stein. I, Virginia Koch, do hereby will my ability to set my own hair to Verna Melkamp. I, Ruth Hall, do hereby will my job of ticket-taker at basketball games to Doris Forberg.