Troy High School - Dardanian Yearbook (Troy, NY)

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Take two at a time, take three at a time, take four at a timeg but not live, Eve would look silly! -And now by special permission of generals John Mai- nello and Michael Keyes of the Greek army, we take you to Greek headquarters. - l1'.cporte1': We have arrived in time to see Sue Moore demon- strate her new breed of three-legged horses to Greek digni- taries, Al Iiiccardi, Tom Talarico, Robert Rittner, Carl Yager, Edward Flvarts and David Whitbeck. Betsy Fell as- sisted Sue in her experiments. They devised a method of grafting a third leg on a two-legged horse. Pardon me, sir, but where are you going quick as you can? Mem: To the hospital. Joe Mcflonville has just been brought in from the battlefield with a splinter in his little finger. It looks as if l'll have tooperate. Reporter: Then you must be John Thompson Oglesby the III, the Greek Surgeon-General. But where are your worthy as- sistants Randolph Walling and Leona Clark? F John: Why they're helping nurses Michelene Karpiak, Chris- tine Beaudette, Ruth Bronk, Frances Campagna and Irene Casey pass out band-aids. Well, I can't keep my secretaries Ruth Hilt, Anita llflaryriak, Carol. Mastan, Barbara Murray and Carol MHIIBI' Waiting. I need all five of them to record my operations, Good-bye. V Reporter: Just across from the hospital lies a restricted area, guarded by Barry Noble, Herman Shoenagel and Anthony Pascarella. We can see John -Shea, Fred Pollman, Richard Douglas, Frank Marcil and Richard Hogan putting the finish- ing touches on the inevitable wooden horse. Let's ask foren1anAMi.ckey Walker whats going on. How about it, Mick? ' ' Mickey: - Why sure. This piece of military woodwork was de- signed by Stephen Armstead, Ray- Miller, Wesley Smith, Anthony Mantello and Chester Delamater. You see, it's hol- low inside with room for 10,000 men. It's too bad we have only 5,000 men with us. And believe it or not, Ed Jones has actually installed an air conditioning system. Janet Hoifsis, Judy Pfeiifer, Barbara Roulier, Marie Shackett, Judy

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Webster. Pardon us, Dave, but could you take time out to show us around? - TAKE TIME OUT? - Where have I heard that before? Dave: Pd be happy to. Behind the counter is Tom Sheary, our jovial proprietor, counting his receipts. He'd better not make any mistakes or Bernice Spoon, Shirley Miller, and Ann Monaco will have a difficult time balancing the books. Over there Jacqueline Pike, Katherine Luce, Nancy Urro, Pat Sullivan and Bernice Drozd are taking inventory of the reserves. Reporter: What's that over the fireplace? Dave: Why that, of course, is the only stuffed Unicorn head in existence. Don't you think Carolyn Wells did an excel- lent taxidermy job? Reporter: It's lovely, but who is that sitting under it? Dave: That's Don Aird, matching his horn with the Unicorn's.. He, Diana Malkonian, Donald Mantell, Sandra Hughes and Marie Rifflebach are important members of Robert Bress' all-Troy symphony orchestra. Next to him is Jack McCabe, Troy's most notable athlete, eating a bowl of Wheaties, the breakfast of champions. J ack's trainer, Jeff Iacabucci, is making sure that he doesn't leave any. -Jeif wants to get his money's worth. Oh, Oh! Carolyn Julian, Marilyn Uline, and Barbara Ostran- der are getting disturbed by our walking on their freshly painted floor! tJust look at those designslj Reporter: At this point, let's have a quick commercial. Announcer: If your stomach is upset and your innards in a fuss, try Dr. Carey's Little Innard Pills, guaranteed by us, If you have that sluggish feeling and you don't know what to do, These little pills are sure to cure whatevefs ailing you. So claim Pat McCoy and Brenda Powell, chief chemists for the Mandelbaum Institute. Dental hygeinist, Betty Guida, has even found that they're good for the gums! Norman Rosenblum, golf pro, credits his high score to Carey's Little- Innard Pills. He uses them instead of golf balls. And three Eastern nurses Pat Prendergast, Mabel Gunn, and Pat Tschumi, say, They're the best in the West. So do your part.

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Tymeson and Dorothy Gardner did a marvelous job of in terior decorating, so it certainly ought to be comfortable in side. Reporter: Who's in that group of soldiers over there? Mickey: That's Richard Osganian, famous Olympic star, lead ing Chuck Manning, Robert Moore, Ed Tatro, Richard Cald well and William Cox in ua round of calisthenics. Reporter: Thanks Mickey. The camp seems to breaking up The' Greek army will begin its mock retreat in three hours Admirals William Stawitz and Herrick Underwood have al ready ordered their ships into the harbor. Joe LaValley Paul Harrington and Clarence Hall are already raising the sails on the flagship. g We now switch you to Walter Concrete in Troy. Waiter Concrete: This is Walter Concrete three hours later in Troy. The shout has just come up from the town-criers Joan Green, Sheila Furry, Patricia Douglas, Joyce Kilburn Carol Ames, Joan Mariano, Betty Ann Weeden and Patricia McCormick, that the Greeks have left. The seige is over . People are running about in joy. Marilyn Bell, Shirley Chamberlain, Beverly Frosell, Margaret Henry, Patricia 'VanDeBoe, Arlene Whelan and Pat Patterson have left their desks in Frank Fisher's office building to join the gath ering mobs. Why, Frank Fisher has even left. Victory music is filtering down from Ann Hasso and John Pettingerfs studios, and inthe shrines, the high priest, Doug- las iiallenburg and Loyal Burnett are making sacrifices of thanksgiving. Margaret Eaton, Aram Charchian, Thomas Brown, Barbara Ostrander, Shirley Kasper, Joanne Kearns Pat Manning and Lois VanBuren have sighted the horse They believe it to be a peace oiiering left by the Greeks and they want to bring it inside the city. A delegation composed of Ronald Barth, Eileen Hull, Louis Belli,. Jewell Koonce Berton Smith and Barbara Mihalko has gone to the palace of the king to seek his permission. I . 'We switch you to Thomas Fox, our official correspondent in the imperial banquet hall, where the delegation is just ar- riving. Thomas: It looks as if King Allen Thomas, the king that has everything, can't be disturbed right now. As soon as Bar-