Troy High School - Dardanian Yearbook (Troy, NY)

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Webster. Pardon us, Dave, but could you take time out to show us around? - TAKE TIME OUT? - Where have I heard that before? Dave: Pd be happy to. Behind the counter is Tom Sheary, our jovial proprietor, counting his receipts. He'd better not make any mistakes or Bernice Spoon, Shirley Miller, and Ann Monaco will have a difficult time balancing the books. Over there Jacqueline Pike, Katherine Luce, Nancy Urro, Pat Sullivan and Bernice Drozd are taking inventory of the reserves. Reporter: What's that over the fireplace? Dave: Why that, of course, is the only stuffed Unicorn head in existence. Don't you think Carolyn Wells did an excel- lent taxidermy job? Reporter: It's lovely, but who is that sitting under it? Dave: That's Don Aird, matching his horn with the Unicorn's.. He, Diana Malkonian, Donald Mantell, Sandra Hughes and Marie Rifflebach are important members of Robert Bress' all-Troy symphony orchestra. Next to him is Jack McCabe, Troy's most notable athlete, eating a bowl of Wheaties, the breakfast of champions. J ack's trainer, Jeff Iacabucci, is making sure that he doesn't leave any. -Jeif wants to get his money's worth. Oh, Oh! Carolyn Julian, Marilyn Uline, and Barbara Ostran- der are getting disturbed by our walking on their freshly painted floor! tJust look at those designslj Reporter: At this point, let's have a quick commercial. Announcer: If your stomach is upset and your innards in a fuss, try Dr. Carey's Little Innard Pills, guaranteed by us, If you have that sluggish feeling and you don't know what to do, These little pills are sure to cure whatevefs ailing you. So claim Pat McCoy and Brenda Powell, chief chemists for the Mandelbaum Institute. Dental hygeinist, Betty Guida, has even found that they're good for the gums! Norman Rosenblum, golf pro, credits his high score to Carey's Little- Innard Pills. He uses them instead of golf balls. And three Eastern nurses Pat Prendergast, Mabel Gunn, and Pat Tschumi, say, They're the best in the West. So do your part.

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Gail Lasdon: Yes, indeed, this is Gail Market in the Lasdon place . . . I think . . . Let's stroll up the main street. We first see the shop of Harry Cohen, the Toga Tailor. Inside we find Deanna Squadrito bending over a hot needle. She seems to be working on a rush order for Jane Donaldson, exclusive buyer for George Doodian's harem. That's a big job. Next we come to James Filkins' Chariot Repair Shop, Where chief mechanic Robert Mosher is installing a Holly- wood muffler in John Reents' custom built, John Schantz model. Proppedagainst yonder wall sits Doug Gillespie, dis- playing his complete line of garden-fresh vegetables, figs, dates, and kumquats brought in -daily from Gail Farmers' garden paradise which produces delicacies for only the most discriminating palates. . However, if your palate's not so discriminating, you can seek remedy for your indigestion at Gressler and Bellan- ger's Apothecary. Behind those fcough . . . coughb fumes, Bill Young is assuredly, experimenting with a new elixir. But wait! ! I see someone we should-meet. It's the last lady of the Trojan stage, Peggy Cutler. How's the new show, Peg? Peg: Wonderful. I have a very demanding role in the adopta- tion of Sylvia Dale's novel, The Eye-Opener. It's called Pop Eyes Out and was adapted by Barbara Lewis. I play Eye and Cornelia McMann plays Pop. There are magnificent stage settings by Lanay Cummings. Gail: I know, Ilve noticed the play bills around the city, very eye-catching. , Peggy: Oh yes: They were done by Tanya Dee, Nancy Chard, and Laura Decker. Myron Van Dyke did the printing. Gail: Look out, Peg. Here come the newsmen, led by James Kubizne, photographer of the local daily. I'm leaving. We take you now to that Trojan landmark, Sheary's Inn. Reporter: This is James Knightly at famous Sheary's Inn, noted for Jeannette Mil1er's cherry pies. As we enter, we see Dave Armitage, expert on word pronunciations, thumb- ing through a competitor's dictionary, some upstart called

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Take two at a time, take three at a time, take four at a timeg but not live, Eve would look silly! -And now by special permission of generals John Mai- nello and Michael Keyes of the Greek army, we take you to Greek headquarters. - l1'.cporte1': We have arrived in time to see Sue Moore demon- strate her new breed of three-legged horses to Greek digni- taries, Al Iiiccardi, Tom Talarico, Robert Rittner, Carl Yager, Edward Flvarts and David Whitbeck. Betsy Fell as- sisted Sue in her experiments. They devised a method of grafting a third leg on a two-legged horse. Pardon me, sir, but where are you going quick as you can? Mem: To the hospital. Joe Mcflonville has just been brought in from the battlefield with a splinter in his little finger. It looks as if l'll have tooperate. Reporter: Then you must be John Thompson Oglesby the III, the Greek Surgeon-General. But where are your worthy as- sistants Randolph Walling and Leona Clark? F John: Why they're helping nurses Michelene Karpiak, Chris- tine Beaudette, Ruth Bronk, Frances Campagna and Irene Casey pass out band-aids. Well, I can't keep my secretaries Ruth Hilt, Anita llflaryriak, Carol. Mastan, Barbara Murray and Carol MHIIBI' Waiting. I need all five of them to record my operations, Good-bye. V Reporter: Just across from the hospital lies a restricted area, guarded by Barry Noble, Herman Shoenagel and Anthony Pascarella. We can see John -Shea, Fred Pollman, Richard Douglas, Frank Marcil and Richard Hogan putting the finish- ing touches on the inevitable wooden horse. Let's ask foren1anAMi.ckey Walker whats going on. How about it, Mick? ' ' Mickey: - Why sure. This piece of military woodwork was de- signed by Stephen Armstead, Ray- Miller, Wesley Smith, Anthony Mantello and Chester Delamater. You see, it's hol- low inside with room for 10,000 men. It's too bad we have only 5,000 men with us. And believe it or not, Ed Jones has actually installed an air conditioning system. Janet Hoifsis, Judy Pfeiifer, Barbara Roulier, Marie Shackett, Judy