Trivoli Community High School - Memoir Yearbook (Trivoli, IL)

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Egg?-90 I'l'he Memoir I -avg? i? f A Lesson in Arithmetic He was teaching her arithmetic. He said it was his mission. He kissed her once, he kissed her twice And said, This is addition , And on he added smack by smack, In silent satisfaction. She timidly gave him one back, And said, Now that's subtraction . Then he kissed her and she kissed him, Without an exclamation And they both together said, That is multiplication . But Dad appearaed upon the scene And snorted in decision, And kicked poor him three blocks And said, That's long division . On looking over an old annual we ran across a Memoriam page. Ferne: Why don't we ever have one of those? Mr. Lowe: Illinois ranks first in many things, don't they? Dayton: Yes! They rank first in ice cream cones. Mr. Lowe, in History class: What is a combat? Pupil: Two men fighting alone. In Geometry class Mrs. Baker asked Lewis about a theorem. What does BC stand for Lewis?'l Lewis: British Columbia. Mrs. Baker: You may go to the assembly. Mr. Lowe was warning the Sophomore History class what to study for a test. Remember dates are very popular things-Cand after a pause,-in History. Miss Fisher in study hall to Gerald Higgs and Gerald Huffman, who were laughing: Boys, I don't think either Latin or Algebra is that funny. Gerald Huffman: How funny? Frank Anderson after a History recitation, heard from Mr. Lowe: Now Frank, say that again. After thinking awhile Frank answered, I don't know how I said it before. Page Ninety-four I1, C, ll, 5, . . gggg 1 wg! Hifi?

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S3 I The Menloir GJ LOST-Somewhere between Trivoli and Andersons, my heart. Finder please return to Paul Dikeman. Can You Imagine Eugene Connell not talking? John Bane not chewing gum? Dick Gregory not arguing? Goldie not combing her hair? Gerald not eating candy? Violet not flirting? Ray Beecher not studying? Chum not talking to the girls? Margretta not laughing? Dayton playing basketball? Mary Boone flirting? Melba not getting notes from Rus? New Geometry Given-A boy and a girl. Boy loves girl. To Prove-That the girl loves the boy. Proof 1.-Boy loves girl CGivenJ. 2.-Therefore boy is lover CCorollary.l 3.-All the world loves a lover tAxiomJ. 4.-The girl is all the World to the boy. ' -T QTh l t the same Conclusion 1 he girl loves the boy. ings equa o thing are equal to each other.J Wink: Mr. Wood, is your hair really red? Mr. Wood: Well, no, that's false. Margretta: Oh! My foot's asleep. Dick: I know what to do for itf' Margretta: What? Dick: Wear loud stockings. Goldie where art thou? Where do you suppose? She's out in the hall Powdering her nose. Goldie combs her her, A thousand times a day. Sometimes I think she'll wear it out, She pets it so they say. Page Ninety-three la Q15 l 1, c, H, 5, . . 1qg5 1 .1f5K54'Ki

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L The Memoir Q 15460 Wilma: We should all smile this morning so if we freeze we will have a smile on our faces. Bruce: Mr, Wood especially should smile. Mr. Wood fshiveringb : Ohl Wood doesn't freeze. Limericks I'll begin the list with Miss Quin. Oh yes, she is rather thin, But she'll grow every day From March until May, For its four years in school she has been. Look at our basket star Dick, Who grows very tall, yet not thick, He'll sure keep in trim When he uses his vim To sack up some nice little t'chick . Wilma is our country lass. Oh yes! The dependable of the class. I wish her good luck, When each day she does pluck Some knowledge from this world's grea We have also among us, a blond, And of history, truly she is very fond. She studies so hard And learns by the yard, That Fern will be envied for long. Our shortstop's name is Turl, Whose hair stands up in a curl. He sometimes is late, But due always to fate. He enters the hall in a whirl. Mary came from far away And has been faithful every day. She likes to sew, And so you know The dough will always come her way. Dayton Gerber drives a Dodge. To him school is a hodge-podge. He gazes around Sometimes with a frown, Yet we know he likes here to lodge. t mass. Page Ninet '? s C3 -i 'I T, C, ll, S. - - 1916