Trivoli Community High School - Memoir Yearbook (Trivoli, IL)

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QEQQL I The Melngir 95 ei Wanted Some One to Love Me ....,.................................. ............ B ruce Perfect History Lessons .............................,............ ........ M r. Lowe To Meet a Pupil that is Our Equal in Brains ........ ......,.............. F aculty 1 Some Pep .........................................,..........................,...............,........... Dick A New Way to Vamp .......................................................................... Goldie A Pony ................................................,..............,............ Bookkeeping Class A Fountain Pen that Will Write Shorthand as Fast as Miss Fisher 1 Dictates It ..................................................................,.............. Loreane A Second George Washington ....... ................... T heo Individual Memory Book ............ ............... M argaret An A QIn Bookkeepingl ...,.... ..................... E ugene 1 Charleston Expert ,.................... ...... F ern and Violet l A Quiet Assembly ................. ........... M rs. Wood Way to Reduce ......... ................. W ilma I New Typewriters ....... ........ M iss Fisher All the A's,' ................. ......... D ayton Paper Wad Artist .......... .................. ........... . Faculty New Balloons ........................................................... ....... M r. Wood An Individual Postofiice .,........................................,........................... Wilda A New Topic for Mr. Wood's Assembly Lecture ...........,.............. Students Information Concerning a Spoon Found on Miss Fisheris Desk ...... and Chum A Substitute for Sleep, Especially that which We're Supposed to get Between 9:00 p. m. and 12:00 ..............,............. All T. C. H. S. A Copy of Assembly Rules .......................................................... Margaretta Miss Fisher: What is the difference between the word dyeing and dying? Edwin: Dyeing means to dye clothes, and dying means to feel bad. Theodosia: Did anyone ever see me mad? Evelyn: I wouldn't want to. Miss Fisher: Spelling all day Friday morning. Lowe: Don't be surprised if I give you a surprise in Ancient History. Teacher: Edwin, will you please leave the class? Edwin: t'Why? Teacher: Because, Edwin..: I was only whispering. G P g E'ghty- ' 'L ga 'z -' 'I 1, Q, 3, 5, . . 1925 1.....1.....1 ---ifggiiggr

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The Melngif G The Senior girls were discusing a Carnival when Bruce joined them. Violet: We're going to have a Carnival, are you? How far have you studied Lewis? inquired Mrs. Baker. Just as far as the book is dirty, ma'am. Richard Kin English trying to pronounce Diedrichj. Mr. Wood: Diedrich. Richard: I thought it was Died Rich. Professor: What insect required the least nourishment? Bright Pupil: The moth. It eats holes. l Miss Fisher: What is an engineer, Wilda? Wilda: A man that works an enginefl Miss Fisher: That's right, Gerald, what is a pioneer? Gerald: A woman that works a piano. l Mr. Wood: What happened to your gum, Richard? Richard: I got hungry and swallowed it. Mr. Wood: Bruce, call Plumer quick. Miss Fisher was discouraged over a dunce of a boy in bookkeep- ing class. At last in order to see what the boy would do she said: Here's twopenceg go and ask Dr. Plumer to give you twopence worth of brains. The boy coming back with a dull, discouraged look, said to Miss F., The doctor wouldn't give me any brains. Will I go back and say they are for you? Ten Commandments 1-Thou shalt not throw paper-wads in the assembly. 2-Thou shalt not speak aloud in Bookkeeping class. 3-Thou shalt not write on the tables in the Commercial room. 4-Thou shalt attend all classes. 5-Thou shalt walk, not stand, in the halls. 6-If thou acts like a child, thou shalt be punished like a child. 7-Thou shalt throw all gum in the waste-paper basket. 8-Thou shalt spend thy time in study. 9-Thou shalt have dates only in History. 10-Thou shalt remember these rules all the days of thy life, and re- main in the Faculty's grace forever. --Amen. G Page Ninety-0 gg? :rf Zlyau l 1-, cu H. 5. . . 1925 1 .l6-,gnjgg