Trivoli Community High School - Memoir Yearbook (Trivoli, IL)

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- -------- -fm? ----------- If it were not For this, here verse There'd be a joke here Ten times Worse. I want to do something big and clean before I die. Wash an elephant. Dub: My girl told me last night that I remnided her of al quo- tation from Caesar. What could that be? Dub: 'All gall is divided into three parts', but she thought I got all of it. Teacher: Now Charles, can you give me a sentence containing the word 'ransom'? Charles: My sister's beau ran some when Pa- Teacher: Class dismissed. Mr. Gerber who didn't like Greek Played hookey to fish in the creek. What he caught was-Oh, well, VVe don't just like to tell- But he didn't sit down for a week. The 'tMemoir is a great invention. The school gets all the fame. The printer gets all the money. But the staff gets all the blame. Found in a freshman boy's pocket: Three marbles, one tack, a stub pencil, four matches, a bean shooter, one safety pin, a bit of string, a page from a Latin grammar,y two jaw breakers and a solitary 192-1 penny. Ain't it great to be an editor And sit up late at night, And scratch your wool 'Til your head's so full That you write and write and Write. Never lose your head, said the pin. Do a driving business, said the hammer. Make light of everything, said the fire. Find a thing and stick to it, said the glue. The spring is here, cried the Freshman, as he took the back off his Ingersoll. U u sc Page One Hundred Four

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GIRL WANTED TO COOK Jinks: I'm a man of few words. Smith: 'tShake! ! I'm married too. Him: Her Him: Her 'tWhat time is it? Ten to. Ten to what? Ten to your business. 'What is social service? Answer: Telling hair raising stories to a bald headed man. Teacher in Science Class: 'WVhat is salt? . ' h Freshie: t'StuH' that makes potatoes taste terrible without it. Farmers boasting in village inn: First: HI put up a scare crow and frightened the crows so none came for a year. Second: That's nothing. I put one in a potato field that terrified the birds so, one rascal crow brought back some potatoes that he stole the day before. M r. Sweet little Emily Rose, She was so tired That she sought repose. But a brother called Clard Put a tack in her chair, And sweet little Emily rose. There was a young lady named Min, Who was so exceedingly thin, That when she aswaded to drink lemonade, She slipped through the straw and fell in. Wells in geometry clasxz t'Now take your compass and draw a circle. Ira: Mr. Ira : Tl MI 1' . I l1aven't any compass. WV.: 'tUse a dollarf' Will you lend me one? W.: 'tVVait a minute and I'll Hnd you a compass. Once a year, newsboys of London are given an outing some place on the Thames river, where they can swim to their heart's content. As one little boy was getting into the river, his friend said: John- nie, you're pretty dirty !'l Yes, replied Johnnie, 'LI missed the train last year. Page One Hundred Three

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- -------- -are ------- T. C. H. S. Automobile Bumper ......... Coils ........... Nut ................ Generator ........ Spring ........... Tools ............. Spark Plug ...... Cut Out ........ Feed Line ........ Brace ............. Timer ............ Gas Tank ........ Brake ............ Valve .......... Throttle ........ Jack ..................... ...... Crank ................. Shock Absorber ....... Speedometer ............. Steering Wheel. Patches .............. Pump ..............., Spare Tire ........... Crank Case ......... Prxmer .............. Starter ....,..,... Clutch .......,...,.. Connection .....,. Spotlight ............ Drive Shaft ......... Tail Light ........ Radiator ..,........ Wind Shield ...... Switch ................ Speed .............................,.... ........Addison VVilliamson .................,.Beulah Hurt .........Frank Ramshaw ........Miss Harding .........Jessie Gillett .. .......... . ....... Brains ........Richard Gregory ......Mildred Pillman ................,....Books ........Gerber Twins Janitor ......Lloyd Richardson Wells .......................Russell Bontz Cornelius Haven't Any-Spent It All Teacher ......Velma Harper ..............Assignments .....,........,School Board .........Charles Hovenden Peters .........Lester McCann ........Teachers' Desk ...,....Erma Harper ...............Elma Brooks ...............,...Mildred Higgs .........VVilhelmina Bruniga ..............Merle Williams ..,........Condition Slips ........Elliott White ..,...Mable Kimzey ........Gladys Linck Cass .................,.......Gladys Opie If you Wish to become one of us, just make sure that Mable Kimzey and Lloyd Richardson are vvell filled up. Then jump into the T. C. H. S. automobile, turn Alberta Cass. pull Miss Cornelius down three notches, step on, Elma Brooks, give Erma Harper a quick jerk, loosen Mr. Wells, grasp the school board in both hands, take your foot off Mildred Higgs, get up Gladys Opie and look through Gladys Linck at the many sights along the great highway of success. It's the little things that tell, said the girl as she dragged her small brother from underneath the sofa. Page One Hundred Five