Trivoli Community High School - Memoir Yearbook (Trivoli, IL)

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During one noon period Chester kindly arranged a chair by his side for Gladys to sit on. It was gladly filled by Ted Opie--- Thanks, Chet. Marshall could eat no candy, Lillian could eat no creamg Because they spend their pennies To buy the Flivveris gasoline. Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence using the word Udiad T em . Johnny: People who drink moonshine diadem sight quicker than those who don't. X -ll If a freshie told a iib To people most fastidious, VVould the little freshie cry? Teacher: I'm amphibious. Mr. Wells attempted to demonstrate the principle of a lever to the science class by prying open a window, but the window stuck and one of the live Wire freshmen attempted to explain the causez' Must be a spark plug, dirty, Mr. Wells- . Peters: Edgar, Where's your grammar? Edgar: Home with Grandpa. Cooking Hints 1. Water and oil donlt mix well. 2. Some substitutes are: a. lSugar-Any Senior. b. Eggs-Any Sophomore. c. Lemons-Any Junior. d. Green Vegetables of any kind-Any Freshman. There are meters of accent, There are meters of tone, But the best ofthe meters Is to meet her alone. There are letters of accent, There are letters of tone, But the best of the letters Is to let'er alone. 'tit is ten P. M., said Violet. But useless did it proveg For Ira did not understand That P. M. meant please move . Page Ninety-nine

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, 17-Grayton takes his second semester shave. 18-First practice for The Old Oaken Bucket . 19-Freshmen discard their dolls and dig up marbles. 20-Mr. Wells explains electricity. Now wasn't that shocking? 21-Scientists claim that this is the last day of winter, we claim that it is the last day of the week. Hurrah for Saturday! 24-Spring fever. Three seniors go to sleep in Assembly. Freshmeu sing Rock-a-bye Baby . 25-All three seniors woke up. 26-Senior class play, Green Stockings selected. 27-Ruth uses curling iron for a match-doomed to bobbed hair for- ever more. 31-The March is over. APRIL 1-April Fool-nothing happened-can you believe it? 2-Janitor tells some new fish stories. 3-First track practice-essential equipment, rubber boots and over- coats. 4-Chorus practiced-too bad. 7-Mr. Wells drives his car to school-the mud is gone forever. 8-Miss Cornelius sports a new spring hat. 9-Rain-'tain't spring anamore. 10-Ain't going to rain no more-no more. 11-Seniors begin to talk about graduation. 15-Annual goes to press. Jokes What ever trouble Adam had, No man in days of yore Could say when he had told a joke, I've heard that one before. Mr. Wells fto tardy studentjz 'tWhy are you late? Richard: Well, a sign down here- Mr. Wells Cinterruptingj : What did a sign have to do with it? Richard: The sign said, 'School Ahead-Go Slow'. A Scotnchman awoke one morning and found his wife dead in her bed. Rushing to the stairs, he called, Mary, Mary, cook just one egg this morning. U Some days Addisonis chair is vacant during the few minutes. he sits on the floor. 3 - Senior: I want a new hat. I'm going to work and put every cent I make on my back. Freshie: Well, that wouldn't be on your head. Page Ninety-eight

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Is it customary for a lady to take her shoes off before climbing the stairs late at night? Ask Miss Cornelius. English teacher: Who was Shakespeare's mother? Charles: Robert Arden. Mule in the barnyard, lazy and slick Boy with a pin on the end of a stick Sneaks up behind him slick as a mouse. Crepe on the door of the little boy's house. It is lucky some of the boys have two sweaters so' that one can be rented to their best lady-friend. She-What is your idea of a smart girl? He-One who can make her complexion taste as good as it looks. Gee, this coffee is hot. Put some cold cream in it. Paul: Why do old maids go to church early? Margaretta: I dunno. Paul: Because they want to be present when the hymns fhimsj are given out. A class of boys had been studying physicology and one day the master told them to write a composition on The Spine . Among the many papers sent in was the following: The spine is a bunch of bones that runs up and down the back and holds the ribs. The skull sits on one end and I sit on the other. Teacher fin natural history classjz Where is the home of the swallow? Little Boy: The home of the swallow is in the stummickf' Stranger: Where's your father? Youngsters Pa's out there in the hog pen. CStranger starts in that direction.J Youngster: And say, Pa's the one with a hat on. No Joke ' Two ears and but a single tongue, By nature's laws to man belong. The lesson she would teach is clear, Repeat but half of what you hear. Teacher: Give me the three principal parts of possum . James: Head, tail and feet. Page One Hundred